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Chilean Skeleton

2026-05-18T18:15:00Z

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<blockquote>"shut the fuck up old bitch die already you fatass" - Chilean Skeletons Infamous line</blockquote>
<blockquote>"TikiTikiTi TakaTaka Ta TeccaTecca Nine RATATATATA" - Chilean Skeleton</blockquote>
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'''The Chilean Skeleton''' from the GTA San Andreas Chilean Skeleton videos is a minor character and one of the most strongest freaktures in the Fanboy and ChumChum Bible. He is the annihilator of NPC franchises and solos [[Police Officer 1]] and [[The Great Gajew]] with his left toe. Chilean Skeleton is not even a freakture he is just some random ass Skeleton from Chile who was found by [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]] after he destroyed half his neighborhood for the sake of the Tikitikiti, He is wanted by the Chilean Authorities and is on the GOPE most wanted list He is also wanted for murdering Gohan with a shotgun during his pre saga antics. He hits the tikitiki ti. He is very cool but not as cool as [[Travis.]]

The Chilean Skeleton is just a skeleton with a hat on and he does the Gmod dance and calls it the tiki tiki ti.

COMING SOON
{{Freaktures}}

Chilean Skeleton

2026-05-18T18:13:08Z

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Chilean Skeleton

2026-05-18T18:12:41Z

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2026-05-06T05:51:18Z

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Subaru Natsuki

2026-05-06T05:44:05Z

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''Not to be confused with the better [[Natsuki]] and [[Natsuki Daniel]]''
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|Name=<big><big><center>Subaru Tel Aviv Natsuki</big></big> ナツキ・スバル (菜月昴)
|Aliases=<center>'''Nicknames:'''{{Scroll|
*Barusu (by Ram)
*Pride (by Petelgeuse and Rui)
*Baru (by Typhon)
*Young Su (by Ryuzu)
*Subarun (by Daphne)
*Captain (by Garfiel)
*Brother (by Al and [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Takuji]])
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*That Person (by Rem)
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*Basu (by Cecilus)
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*Little Girl User (幼女使い ''Yōjo Tsukai'') 
*Spirit Knight (精霊騎士 ''Seirei Kishi'') 
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Emilia's Camp 
House Mathers 
Royal Army 
Kararagi 
Banan 
Witch Cult 
Pleiades 
Unified Empire of Vollachia
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Gladiator 
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|Dislikes=<center><big>𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶</big> A.K.A. <big>Contrarianism</big>
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<blockquote><big>"IT'S CALLED AURA, BRO!"</big> - ''Subaru when being confronted about his stench.''</blockquote><blockquote><big>"I'm literally 1000000x better than this dude, and that's saying something."</big> - ''Shinji Ikari''</blockquote><blockquote><big>"This character is so relatable, he's LITERALLY ME!"</big> - ''Racist “Retard” Rowden'' </blockquote>'''Subaru Natsuki''' (ナツキ・スバル), also known as the '''Aura Monster''' or '''Chibi Reviews Jr.''', is an Israeli-Japanese hikikomori who was transported to an alternative dimension known as Lugunica through yet unknown means, where he was given the Authority which he calls "Return by Death" by Satella—Based on one of the many Omniversal fragments of the [[Enrique|Vermilion E's]] powers—and became the knight of the Kingdom and the personal knight of the Royal Selection Candidate Emilia who he would constantly simp for. 
 
During 2026, his magic, which was that of larping, became extremely powerful and broke the stability of Lugunica's dimension with other characters from other universes finding out about his existence and powers. Larping magic is so powerful that he doesn't touch any media he touches because he's too "bored" to play the games or watch the show, he doesn't even do reviews, instead he cries on Twitter about how "foids" sucks and how women are shallow. After being recruited by the NPC Alliance because of his powerful larping magic, he became best friends with [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]] and by proxy, his biggest follower of his schizophrenic views and even copies him a lot like how Subaru loves being a closeted pedophile who tries to "rizz" up lolis. The lolis were Beatrice and Petra who he tried rizzing up and failing when [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]] stole them away from him cause fhe has better pedo rizz but luckily [[Benjamin Netanyahu]] gave Subaru some <s>kidnapped</s> "consenting" Iranian little girls for him to date. Trump and Epstein would be very proud of this man. 
 
Furthermore, he is a retarded NPC crybaby who used to be a huge slob and rude ass son when he was with his parents, apparently his parents already knew he was a fucking failure so they named their child the car brand "Subaru" because they ran out of any good ideas to name their child. He also has the stupidity of thinking that harem anime = real life like he wanted to date Emilia and Rem at the same time so they can suck his dick and live happily forever. Rem left Subaru after he joined Israel and the NPCs so Mamiya Takuji ordered her to be captured and forced to watch dirtgirlworld on repeat to make Subaru not fucking whine again. 
 
Emilia was still friends with Subaru but after Subaru found out that she constantly loved getting her pussy fucked by A LOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE, Subaru snapped even further and refused to talk to her anymore. He later cried about it on twitter (or X if you're a retard) about how he is a victim and Emilia used him (despite the two never being in a relationship.) The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 who constantly troll him on twitter probably have had more sex than the times Subaru has touched a girl in his life. 
 
Overall, he is a part of the Larping Empire (Israel) and is an elite member of Mamiya's Group just like [[Tomoko Kuroki]] and [[Agnes Tachyon]] whom all possess elite larping powers. For Subaru, his powers are basically like Takuji's but the Diet Coke or Great Value edition of it. Dude doesn't even know what Mort lore is yet pretends to be a fan of fan theories and calls Film Theory a good channel. He also makes the most unfunniest Umamusume, Lobotomy Kaisen, Invincible, and Chainsaw Man memes imaginable with his good ole NPC pals. 
 
During the events of the 2026 Iran war, he repeatedly followed the orders of the heads of the NPC Alliance as he agreed with everything for them and doing what a good NPC soldier does is to spy on people for being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. He is known heavily for agreeing with most brain dead normie anime YouTubers and loves spamming the "Absolute Cinema" picture on the UnAnything wiki like a complete troglodyte. 
 
He's also good friends with [[Tung Tung Tung Sahur|Larp Larp Larp Sahur]] and calls him "another brother" as when Subaru was summoned by him under orders of the NPCs, he and him chilled out in the skies of Gaza when they bombed various Palestinian children and then they ate together at Arby's in Tel Aviv.
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File:Subaru epstein.webp|<center>Subaru Epstein
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File:Larp Triad.mp4|<center>The Larp Triad
File:Oh Tung!.mp4
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==People who cucked him==
<nowiki>#</nowiki>JUSTICE4EMILIA (she deserves awesome dick)

*[[Your Mum!|Your mum]]
*[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]]
*[[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰]]
*[[Incredible Gassy]]
*[[Bean Khan]]
*[[Dr. Hämsterviel]] and [[Fenneko]] (Threesome)
*[[Hidan]] and [[Envy]] (Threesome)
*[[Extra FreakyBob]]
*[[Buck Cluck]]
*[[Crash]]
*[[Biggie Cheese]]
*[[Vivian]]
*[[Hermann Fegelein]]
*[[Greed]]
*[[Otis]]
*[[Paul Blart]]
*[[Parappa The Rapper]]
*[[Gangsta-Bob]]
*[[Jason Gomez The Dinosaur]]
*[[A1 Steak Sauce]]
*[[Dr fuck you|Dr. Fuck You]] and [[Dr. Doe]] (Threesome)
*[[Dr. Rizzler zesticles|Dr. Rizzler Zesticles]]
*[[Nack the shitter|Nack The Shitter]]
*[[Bertram Winkle]]
*[[Mr. Frog]]
*[[The Lorax]]
*[[Fassad]] and [[8-Ball]] (Threesome)
*[[Dreamybull]]
*[[DOCTOR|Doctor]]
*[[Dr. Insano!]]
*[[Vanilla the Rabbit|Vanilla The Rabbit]] (Pegging)
* [[General Grimm]]
* [[Sgt. Hawk Tuah]]
* [[Riff]]
* [[Thicc]]
* [[Shrap]]
* [[Scorch]]
* Private Hooper
*Futa Tsunade
*Felix The Femboy
*Cheeto Man
*Black Yoshi
*[[Skibidi Toilet|Some Skibidi Toilets]]
*[[Dragan Markovic]]
*[[Gold Ship]] (Pegging)
*[[Oguri Cap]] (Pegging)
*[[Meggy thiccster|Meggy Thiccster]] (Pegging)
*[[Morgz Mum|Morgz's Mum]] (Pegging)
*[[Isabelle]] (Pegging)
*[[Retsuko]] (Pegging)
*[[Lady Bow]] (Pegging)
*[[Karina]] (Pegging)
*[[Vibri]] (Pegging)
*[[Shutterstock Hatsune Miku]] (Pegging)
*[[Talking Ben]]
*[[Ronald McDonald]]
*[[DJ Dinglehopper]]
*[[Cumrick]]
*[[Baldi Bouapha]]
*[[Kevin James Sievert]]
*[[Mr. Krupp]]
*[[Uncle Duck!|Uncle Duck]]
*[[Garfield]]
*[[Dick Dastardly]]
*[[Sir 𝓒𝓾𝓶]]
*[[Nicotine The Rapper]]
*[[Mulmangcho]]
*[[Kim Jong Un]]
*[[Leon (DOA)|Leon]]
*[[Jazzi]] (Pegging)
*[[Splash Woman]] (Pegging)
*[[MagiMother]] (Pegging)
*[[Roberta]] (Pegging)
*[[Frederica Sawyer]] (pegging with the re4 chainsaw control)
*[[Leigharch]]
*[[Brad Wong]]
*[[The Dark lord|The Dark Lord]]
*[[Shitty G]]
*[[Poo Peter]]
*[[Duster]]
*[[Ridley]]
*[[Jonkler]]
*[[Bartholomew Chainsaw]]
*[[Vinca]] (Arrow Pegging)
*The Shadow Queen
*[[Christie]] (Pegging)
*[https://neoblooddebt.miraheze.org/wiki/Pizza_Pasta_IV Pizza Pasta The Fourth]
*[[Beavis]]
*[[Butt-Head]]
*[[Boognish]]
*[[The Wahl Barber]]
*[[Hiei]] and [[Shouko Nishimiya|Shouko]] (Threesome)
*[[Diego Marcoson]]
*[[Ceroba Ketsukane]]
*[[Martlet]]
*[[White Fat Albert]]
*Reinhard van Astrea
*Telenece D'Arby
*[[Big Nigga]]
*[[JoeysWorldTour]]
*[[The Noise]]
*[[Harlot of the Flies|Harlot of The Flies]]
*[[Uncle samsonite|Uncle Samsonite]]
*[[Thomas Flyswatter]]
*[[Cobson]]
*[[Rapeson]]
*[[Coconut Fred]]
*[[Milwaukee Gojo]]
*[[Bubsy]]
*[[Gendo Ikari]]
*[[John cena|John Cena]]
*Bowser
*[[Smartschoolboy9]]
*Harlan Ellison
*Ho Chi Minh
*Zhang Zuolin
*Zhang Xueliang
*Zhang Zongchang
*Yang Yuting
*All the [[uggbobs]]
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Viadimir Koltsov

2026-04-29T12:01:04Z

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<blockquote>"Comrades attention I Viadimir Koltsov have an announcment the so called new norm fanon wiki... It is the worse wiki I have ever seen, Nonanerd, Jack, They never update it the only one writing there is their poor little workhorse and they treat him like a serf meanwhile the pages collect dust like rotten cabbage.. Look at this trash!" - Viadimirs Zased facts</blockquote>

[[File:KoltsovExplainsWhyTheNewNormiesSuck.mp4]]

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* Viadimir Freaksov
* Viadimir Goonsov
* Kommunism Man
* Washed Up Kommunist
* Viadimir I smack up my wifesov
* Larper Hater Koltsov
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* Professional Wife Beater
* Kommunist
* CSGO Case Opening streamer
* Jah King Ofh
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* Domestic Abuse
* Mass Murder
* 11 counts of first degree
* Terrorism
* Antisemitism (according to big yahu)
* Hate Crimes
* Crimes against larping
* Anti Larper Sentiments
* Murder
* Beating Wife
* Public Indecency
* Gooning To Much
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* Praising Kommunism
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* The Tiykoon family
* [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]]
* [[Tomoko Kuroki]]
* [[Agnes Tachyon]]
* [[Benjamin Netanyahu|Big Yahu]]
* [[The New Norm Wiki Council|Nonanerd and Jack]]
* [https://www.mariowiki.com/Mikhail_S._Gorbachev Mikhail S. Gorbachev]
* All Larpers
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'''Viadmir Koltsov (Владимир Кольцов)''', also known by his other zased name '''Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov''', is one of the most zased individuals during the larper saga and is the main protagonist of 99% of Vesnas sora AI content. He is a washed up Kommunist wannabe who lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where he plays CSGO watches gore vids and goons a lot like a true freaker. he is a major character during the events of the infamous larper saga. He is one of the most zased Blood Debt Juggernauts of all time he gets 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the entire female cast + Gay People in the game. Viadimir is also the biggest hater of Rich people, The entire Tiykoon family, all LARPers and those who use NPC Sites like the [[Villains Fanon Wiki]]. Viadimir Destroys NPCS with his AK47 and Sickle.

Viadimir is known in the series for his severe anger issues as he's been known to easily lose his shit and start beating the shit out of those who either disrespect his kommunism, Glaze Kapitalism or worse... Be a fan of NPC Media, He takes his anger out on anyone including his wife, [[Hiei]] (but he still lost the fight against him) and the most famous example being the time he threw a chair at [[Agnes Tachyon]] before beating the shit out of her in a fit of rage because she said and I quote "Kommunism Bad". He is very sexy like top ten Tumblr sexymen sexy but he gets mogged by the GOAT [[Hidan]]. Viadimir is also the perpetrator of the Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices shooting that killed about 11 and almost killed him too after he got speared through a window by an NPC author. Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov is super cum inducing it is a well known fact.

It is unknown if Viadimir is a canon member of the freaky susiety or is canon at all in the lore of the fanboy and chumchum bible aka the freaky saga as He was made by Vesna and is apart of the Larper saga which is technically a sora ai exclusive plotline IDK lol. Also its unknown if this Version of Koltsov is the one from [https://neoblooddebt.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Neo Blood Debt]
==Biography==
===Pre-Saga===
====Early Life====
WIP
====Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices Shooting====
WIP
===Pre-Larper Saga===
====IDFK====
===Larper Saga===

[[File:ViadimirHitsHisDance.gif|center|thumb]]
==Trivia==
* Due to Viadimir killing Alexei's father it can be seen as the sole reason why Alexei would end up becoming a TCC [[Agnes Tachyon|Speedy Horse girls]] Larper
* Viadimir is zased despite believing in NPC Kommunism
* Viadimir is known in the sora ai videos to give out awards for certain characters outstanding incompetence these awards include the worst Juggernaut ever awards, The Worst Larper Ever awards, The Potential Juggernaut award the worst concept juggernaut ever award ECT. he often gives a rusty very ugly trophy to anyone who wins these awards
* Viadimir has no idea that [[Shouko Nishimiya]] is Deaf
* Viadimir hates uma musume LARPers aka people who like Goldship and Agnes only
* [[Tamamo Cross]] is not a big fan of Koltsov this is because Koltsov is affiliated with her goo goo babies torturer Super Creek.
* This page is Vesna's first attempt to recover from his hiatus from the saga after most of the writing skills degrading whilst in the new norm.
* The Closet in his house holds like 500 Kalashnikov's
* Viadimir has so many used tissues in his house from gooning he often has to go to the store to get more lotion and tissues
* Viadimir has a sexual attraction to Joseph Stalin
* His theme is a fucking banger.
* He hates [https://www.mariowiki.com/Mikhail_S._Gorbachev Mikhail S. Gorbachev], aka the Pizza Hut Guy, for being the last Soviet Leader who indirectly ended almost all of Communist nations under the end of his leadership. He just wanted Pepsi and Pizza Hut but Viadimir will have something trigger inside his brain when someone mentions him and will go berserk for a second.
* Due to Viadimirs actions he'd be seen as a martyr figure to a group of Ultranationalists, this group would later attempt to overthrow the noobic federation in his name under the command of his lookalike, Nikita Melnik. However the group would be ruined by the NPC spy known as Ibragim Vasilyev.
* The Shutdown for SORA has done irreparable damage to the larper saga, This would later lead to him becoming canon to the Freaky Susiety
* He Destroys Kapitalist NPCS with his 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Peepee
* kummunism
* Viadimir keeps foreshadowing the inevitable return of The Twins
* He Solos new Normies
==Gallery==
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TestingABetterMusicIconForViadimir.webp|Viadimir during his act of trolling
DontEvenTripKoltsov.jpeg|DON'T EVEN TRIP DAWG
ViadimirItripped.gif|"Viadimir I tripped"
ViadimirDoesNotGAF.jpeg|Viadimir during a hurricane
Viadimirlings.jpeg|Viadimir creating Viadimirlings using mitosis for the sake of psychologically torturing Alexei
ViadimirAllRoadsLeadToKommunism.jpeg|All Roads Lead to Kommunism
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Victor

2026-04-27T17:23:24Z

Solidus Vesna: New comments

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''Not to be confused with the [[Victor Donovan|NPC Victor]]''
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|Height= 172 cm (5'8")
|Penis Size= Very Big
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|Rizz= Positive
|Bounty= 67,000,000 Dollars
|Favourite Drink= Mountain Dew Baja Blast Cherry Coke Strawberry Crush Mountain Dew Voltage Regular Mountain Dew Cherry Pepsi
|Complexion= White
|Aura Colour= Dark Purple and Black
|Occupation=Elite 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Goon
|Love Interest= Hishi Amazon (Girlfriend)
|Ethnicity=Anglo-American
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<blockquote>"Fuck all of this, im going back home to jerk off"</blockquote><blockquote>"WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!!!" - Victor talking to a kidnapped NPC</blockquote>Victor Willard Porter, also known as just Vic, is a anti-social psycho who is hated by many people just for his personality and how he sticks out from the norm. Born in Lexington, KY, the city was known for being so fucking boring and when Victor stand out in the city, he was mocked and bullied by people that made him know how cruel the world can be. He used to like staying in his room all day and only eat Ramen and TV Dinners or anything that is microwavable since he cannot cook for shit. He also goes on websites to rage-bait people or masturbate a lot like A LOT(even his mom knows he does this and its sad). He didn't wanna work at and stay unemployed but then he liked killing and enlisted up to be an assassin loyal to no side and when he does join one for conveience, he backstabs them in any way. Including friends that trusted him which he regretted and wanted to be friends with them again but was rejected by all of them, he tries to understand concepts of it but his brain tells people to fuck off all the time. He later stopped being one when he joined up with [[L.O.S.E.R.S|Freaky SUSiety]] when he was told by his weed dealer, [[Enrique]], about the group and became one of it's founding members and also became best buds with his weed dealer. He also thinks that an upside-cross necklace is so fucking cool without knowing what it means.

He's kind of a lunatic, having strange ways for battling and does not care for sympathy when fighting someone with his Cursed Knife Technique, which is his main weapon he uses and its filled with so much poison so nobody needs to be slashed with that thing. Fights are where he wins at but a lot of things he kinda sucks ass at like trying to draw, make music, play sports, or playing very difficult games as he's always a loser at those stuff. Hell, his name is fucking Victor yet he a total loser so it's really ironic. He does know a lot about history though and likes to spergs it out to people, even if they're not interested in the topic. This is due to him being very autistic and even has ADHD so you know this guy is very neurodivergent.

He also has a girlfriend, whom is called Hishi Amazon, a horse-girl who was his childhood friend in Lexington but had to move away due to her family moving to Japan to enlist Hishi Amazon to be taken care and trained by the JRA since she was rejected by every American Uma Organizations. He later went to Japan because of a assassin job and when he was dirt poor, he bet all of his money on Hishi Amazon as she won her race and he got [[loadsamoney]]. They later reunited when Hishi Amazon was at a convention and recognized his face. They smoked at the back of the building talking on where they have been and then became a couple after weeks of flirting. She also made him actually eat quality food and made him get out of his shell. Vic also has a ex-girlfriend but she is a fucking psycho that Vic had to kill her himself, that being a therian who wanted to kill Vic for hating on therians but all he was doing was calling her cringe.

Other than Enrique, his best friend has to be [[Boognish]]. Despite that dude being a eldritch god that lived for many centuries, they get along well due to them having similar interests like smoking weed and shit. They get drunk all the time together, play games together, binge watch shows together, and have goon-off's with eachother. Victor is like John to Boognish's Jesus in the Boognish religion but Victor doesn't care about the whole worshipping and only thinks Boognish as his best friend which Boognish respects. Its the second Variant of Boognish that hangs out with him all the time but when the first Variant comes, he will protect Victor no matter what and will slaughter anyone in his path for him despite Victor clearly saying he'll defend himself and will die a martyr if he has to.

== Comments ==
Hold up this is peak
 -- [[User:Solidus Vesna|Solidus Vesna]] ([[User talk:Solidus Vesna|talk]]) 13:23, 27 April 2026 (EDT)

Jay Sullivan

2026-04-22T17:16:28Z

Solidus Vesna:

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'''Jay Sullivan''' Also known as '''Jay Himmler''' is the successor to [[Perkins Miller|Adolf Perkins Miller]] as the CEO of one of the worst websites of all time known as Fandom.

Like his predecessor, he hates fanon wikis so he blew up the Save-Ums Fanon wiki. #RIPSUFW

He is responsible for the Holocaust for Vandals or something like that

2026-04-16T11:48:36Z

Solidus Vesna:

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“Vesna, those final days in the saga server were as real as they come… Every day was absolute, split between Being a Lolcow and Acting Normal. You ran from it, and now, you’ve been lead back to Saga by something less than real.”

“Unless you kill me and face your past, Vesna, you will never escape. You’ll stay in the endless loop — your own double helix.”

Looking back on those final days made me realize something perhaps I did deserve the humiliation and everything else Perhaps dung was right

Venom and Liquid can deal with these other issues later all I know is that solid vesna is gone for good and now I can fully take in... I might've not been able to let go of dutchko but I might be able to let go of my emo lolcow self and my tendency to fuck everything up

It is just a loop of I meet someone I get along great in community I act like an emo sperg I lose everything.. Perhaps that will end this year there will be no emo Vesna there is no emo Vesna there will never be another emo Vesna DAMN THE NEW NORM COUNCIL!

'''"Caelan, turn the School Chromebook off right now!".'''

'''Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to Splash Woman as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.'''

[[User:Dung Eater|Dan]] is the most cum inducing USER of all time

Damn I really need that Characters page xml

la li lu le lo

Nowadays Vesna is trying to regain the respect from the susiety he is getting kind a better at not being emo. Anyways nowadays he's fighting a war with the people of I Tried At Least due to the Neo Blood Debt Miraheze

It has been how many years?... The time between now and being tortured by the overseer has felt like an eternity

[[Enrique]] is the most zased freaky cum inducing character of all time

I need to get off my ass at return to writing here I've been too busy with these npc wikis and the dumbass neo blood debt

Bipolar emo loser Vesna is no longer with us lol

Anyways I miss the saga and I miss the twins I no longer regret making the twins and also [[Enrique]] was in the right to bully me. Anyways uh idk expect me to produce slop or something since me being forced to work on the New Norm has made my writing skills worse. Anyways I love Hansel
==The ZASED Vesna to do list (That'll never probably happen)==
* Bring back Vesna (But probably only warcriminal one or something idk I might just need a new OC)
* Work on Viadimir
* Fix my shitty grammar
* Work on Dragan some more
* Idk insert both the to do lists I have on big norm and neo blood debt
* Do freaky trolling
* Work on Hidan
* beg for the twins to return
* I miss the twins
* Chair
* Glaze the ishval arc
==Stupid ahh Song==
I hate my fuckin' boss and I hate my fuckin' job
I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop
I hate all other countries and I hate when people talk
But, boy, do I love bein' home alone and jerkin' off
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day
I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet
I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake
And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow
I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin'
King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love
In my dirty muddy pickup, drivin' bumpy with my dick up
Bustin' all up in my dip cup, I'm the boss of bein' bricked up
Blistered knuckles, I won't quit
I'm bustin' nuts while on the shitter
Whiskey wranglin' tipsy twister, jerkin' off is why I live
I'm the big rig bone rubbin', sock-stained, stroke lovin'
Wizard of the wiener, jerkin' off is all I need
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day
I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet
I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake
And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow
I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin'
King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love, yeah

Dearest Brother... Yes Dearest Sister... I miss Mr. Dan... Dearest Sister we shall see him again one day... Wapo... Wapo.... Wapo .... Wapo ... WAPO... WAPO.... WAPO.... WAPO... '''WAPO''' '''WAPO'''
==Idk My Gallery Of Fat Chicks==
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2026-04-16T11:45:52Z

Solidus Vesna:

2026-04-14T18:25:35Z

Solidus Vesna: /* The Many Shootings Sam Hyde has stated to be involved in */

{{Quote|Don't you feel silly? Don't you feel stupid? Don't you feel ashamed?}}
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'''Sam Hyde''' (real name unknown) is a fictional character within the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] universe. He is speculated to be an extraterrestrial being from Outer Space whose main mission is to rid Earth of all life. He is 38 years old. Notably, he has a blood feud with Bubbles The Dolphin, although it is unclear why. He is best friends with Rayman and is acquaintances with [[SmugWard|Smuggington "Smug" Ward]], and [[Sqadolf Squidler|President Smugward]], who shares his far-right, neo-Nazi political ideologies.

At some point in the later chapters of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga, his body was impaled by aliens during one of his school shootings. He is now a vessel for Garfield who has captured a dying alien race known as the Morphoids (Species-X aliens found on Planet X before the time skip) who at one point served as the primary lesser forces for Tԋҽ Cσɳʂυɱҽԃ and this alien species had been losing wars with other extraterrestrials headed by Marvin the Martian and the Martian Queen as well as the ♅ 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ♅ and [[⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧]] who have been plucking their members off for their own ends for over 1000s of years. Sam Hyde being reborn is now united with Tԋҽ Cσɳʂυɱҽԃ with one goal, rid the world of the NPCs and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ies who have wronged the alien race and sent them to extinction.

== Description ==
Sam Hyde is a 38 year-old White male. He has brown hair and a goatee, and large, rounded glasses. He carries a lot of guns and weaponry. He is known to be heavily associated with the alt-right and neo-Nazi political movements, being associated with a number of alt-right political figures. He is a key figure within the [[Tröll Empire]].

Hyde was born on April 16, 1985, in [[Rock Bottom]].

==Major Events==
===Part 2X (The Meme Saga)===
====Boating School Shooting====
{{Quote|I'm just fed up with this world|said the bitch}}
This incident involved Sam Hyde storming a local boating school, wreaking havoc and causing mass casualties within various citizens who attended Mrs. Puff's Boating School. His motivations behind this attack were a combination of personal vendettas and his larger mission to eliminate NPCs and those he deemed corrupt. This event has left an indelible mark on the history of his character as he added this notable shooting to his manifesto.
====Edward Arc====
The arc begins with Edward SquarePants’ descent into chaos in "Sandy Hoax" when he stumbles into a conspiracy involving holographic crisis actors and alien overlords called Zeta Reticulans at Sandy Hook, Bikini Bottom. After violently confronting the Zetas, Edward realizes he’s trapped in a web of manipulation and escapes, vowing to exact revenge. In the chapter "...And the Shooter's Name is Sam Hyde," Edward’s escalating mass killings are inexplicably blamed on Sam Hyde, sparking a surreal rivalry. As Edward assembles his army of infamous villains, the Breaking Baddies, SpongeBob and Patrick uncover the Zeta Reticulans' sinister plans, featuring their jellyfish-like colony ship, Morphoid, and their enigmatic leader, the Empress Machine. In "Tard Raging," the Bikini Bottom Police Force hires the Tard Wrangler to pursue both Edward and Sam Hyde, labeling them among the city’s biggest threats. The tension escalates in "Ship Interception," as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flchYwdfeL0&list=OLAK5uy_l9oUL_gNFTfvuc-Jg-QNbzWTV-15fhRKE the Megalonia Fleet], led by the Empress Machine, attacks Bikini Bottom. Patrick hilariously thwarts the invasion by eating turret fire and breathing destructive flames, forcing the Empress to retreat while vowing future retribution.

The saga crescendos in "The Day of Retribution," where Edward’s Breaking Baddies engage Sam Hyde in an explosive confrontation at Parkland High, only to be annihilated by Hyde. Sam cryptically declares August 12th as the true Day of Retribution before his alien identity is revealed, and he ends his life as a final act of defiance. Edward escapes, vowing revenge on SpongeBob and Bikini Bottom. The aftermath unfolds in "Abrasive Bros," where Abrasive SpongeBob exploits the chaos to consolidate power, infects allies like FitzPatrick with his virus, and allies with modded Super Smash Bros. characters to manipulate the public. As tensions escalate, Bikini Bottom faces the fallout of Edward’s vendetta, alien invasions, and SpongeBob’s destructive antics, leaving the fates of its residents teetering on the edge of absurdity and annihilation.

====Stealing the Secret Formula====
In the Meme Saga arc, "Dark Closure," Sam Hyde’s acquisition of the secret formula was not an act of random chaos but a meticulously planned operation. Xehanort was also seeking the formula but Sam Hyde had beat him to the punch. Unlike other thieves who sought to exploit the formula for financial gain or culinary prowess, Hyde’s interest was far more esoteric. To him, the formula was more than a recipe for the ultimate burger; it was a cipher, a key to unlocking hidden truths that could reshape human understanding of reality itself. Under the cover of night, Hyde infiltrated the hyper-secure headquarters where the formula was stored. His approach was unconventional—rather than brute force, he relied on subterfuge and psychological manipulation. Security cameras captured fleeting glimpses of him, always just out of reach, leaving behind cryptic notes and philosophical musings that baffled the guards. By the time anyone realized the formula was missing, Hyde had disappeared, leaving a trail of fragmented symbols and riddles that hinted at his true intentions.

Hyde’s theft wasn’t motivated by greed or culinary ambition. For him, the secret formula represented something infinitely more profound compared to that of Plankton's goal of just making a better burger than the Krusty Krab. He believed it was a microcosm of the universe—a perfect balance of elements that mirrored the structure of reality itself. This belief drove him to risk everything to possess it, not as a means to create burgers, but as a tool to unravel the mysteries of existence.
====The Gateway Process====
The Gateway Process is an esoteric methodology aimed at transcending physical limitations and accessing higher dimensions of consciousness. Originating from a blend of ancient mysticism and modern neuroscience, it involves a combination of meditation, frequency manipulation, and focused intent to synchronize the brain’s hemispheres and tap into a unified field of energy. Sam Hyde, ever the iconoclast, saw an undeniable connection between the secret formula and the Gateway Process. He theorized that the intricate balance of ingredients and proportions within the formula mirrored the harmonic frequencies necessary for accessing the Gateway. In his view, the formula wasn’t merely culinary; it was a metaphysical blueprint for enlightenment.

Hyde began a series of experiments, combining the principles of the Gateway Process with the knowledge encoded within the formula. He used binaural beats tuned to the “flavor frequencies” embedded in the recipe and conducted meditation sessions while visualizing the symbolic structure of the formula. According to his cryptic journal entries, these sessions yielded remarkable results: vivid visions of astral landscapes, encounters with beings of light, and an overwhelming sense of unity with the cosmos. Never actually making the burger itself, he used the ingredients to seek a larger than life phenomenon. But Hyde’s exploration didn’t stop at personal enlightenment. He believed the Gateway Process, augmented by the formula’s hidden knowledge, could open portals to other dimensions. Whether these dimensions held higher truths, alternative realities, or even the origins of existence itself was a question he was determined to answer. To Hyde, the secret formula wasn’t just a key to great taste—it was a gateway to the infinite.
===𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga===
====Buddies With Rayman====
====Role Within the Tröll Empire====
====Death and Creation, a Tröll Empire Story====
Sam Hyde woke up, completely probing himself after an unknown, highly unsettling experience. His surroundings were disorienting, like he'd stumbled into a nightmare version of a destroyed school yard with traces of lasagna markings and scratch marks everywhere, and a smell that could only be described as existential dread, it was the smell of cat. He looked around, and there they were: two Species-X aliens, their lanky squid like forms and glowing eyes staring at him like they’d just caught a human in their web, then he was sent to another floor room inside the school ruins, but this floor didn't seem familiar with the forces of [[Tröll Empire]]. All of a sudden, he was surrounded in a room that was filled with bio-organic technology. Sam didn’t even have time to process the situation before something darker appeared.

Suddenly, the air turned thick with tension, and a figure emerged from the shadows, towering over the aliens. It was Garfield who had been freed from the chains of the NPC Alliance and the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society who himself that was a chaos god, the kind of demon that doesn’t just show up to fight; it shows up to dominate. With a chilling growl, he flexed his dark powers about to call his enemies for what they were, nothing but "lasagna", the very walls around them shaking. "Got anywhere to hide, Hyde, you could either be my next meal, or better yet, I can enslave you and force you to be my new pet owner! That would make Jon, mad! Meow!" he boomed, his voice like the growl of an ancient predator.

The Morphoids recoiled, but Sam? He was just confused. Why had he ended up here? Why was he the one getting dragged into this cosmic mess? Before he could think much further, the paws of Garfield's destruction caught his attention. Without warning, Sam tried to hide away from the mean and bad kitty cat, like a character in a bad video game. He stumbled into the remnants of a place he used to know—Pizza Castle. Or rather, the defunct remains of it. He was sent out of there? Of all places? The area was deserted, a shell of its former self. Sam looked around, scratching his head. One thing was clear: no matter what happened next, he was in for a ride, and no one was going to explain anything to him. Left with nothing, but his gun, he quickly figured out that the Satanists, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ies, and NPCs were the enemy. His mind had then faded out, and he was now a vessel for Garfield and Tԋҽ Cσɳʂυɱҽԃ, nothing but a hollow shell with a shared hivemind for a being he had never met or seen.
====Sam Hyde Vs. Omni-Man====
In a dimension where chaos reigned supreme, Sam Hyde and Omni-Man squared off, each with wildly different ideas about Earth’s future. Omni-Man, the serious, all-powerful alien conqueror, was convinced humanity needed to be subjugated for the greater good. Sam, however, just wanted to see the world burn, powered by his new Morphoid and Chaos God abilities. As Omni-Man flew at him with a punch that could end entire cities, Sam merely grinned, barely dodging the blow.

Sam, barely breaking a sweat, fired a shot from his railgun. "Stop you? Nah, pal. The future’s on fire, and I’m the one holding the matches." The blast sent Omni-Man tumbling to the ground, but before Sam could gloat, a new problem emerged—♅ Neo-Satanists ♅, a group of interdimensional beings who looked like they’d never missed a "villainous monologue" class. With dramatic flair, they appeared, completely ruining the fun.
====Fight With a Dolphin====
Sam Hyde’s fight against Bubbles the Dolphin in the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga is an explosive clash of chaos versus cosmic precision. Encountering Bubbles during an interdimensional breach caused by the Morphoid in an episode containing a flashback. Sam Hyde finds himself facing the hyper-intelligent celestial being who controls reality-altering powers through harmonic frequencies. Bubbles, disgusted by Sam's destructive antics and his defiance of cosmic balance, unleashes a barrage of ultrasonic attacks, fracturing the fabric of space around Bikini Bottom. Sam Hyde retaliates by using the Morphoid technology he scavenged, enhancing his knife with alien energy to destabilize Bubbles' harmonics. The battle escalates as Sam Hyde manipulates the battlefield with chaos, forcing Bubbles to channel an enormous burst of cosmic energy to end the fight. Though Sam Hyde is ultimately overpowered, he escapes through a rift, vowing to use his new knowledge of Gary's past as an alien wizard to turn Bubbles' cosmic order into chaos and now seeks to free Gary of his prison.
====The Plan To Awaken Gary====
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqJJPD1S5j8 (Watch Theorizer videos for more context)]

In the canon episode "Jellyfish Jam" as Spongebob's house was being taken over by jellyfish, Gary arbitrarily decided to start clanking his eyes together. As soon as he began clanking his eyes, every jellyfish in spongebob's house froze and began dancing in harmony to the sound he was creating. Soon after Spongebob and Gary lead the jellyfish out of the house, using gary as the lure. Though it may have been the sound they were attracted to, it may also have been that Gary was using telekinesis in order to remove all the jellyfish in Spongebob's house. This attack was brought by Sam Hyde as he commanded them to attack, however, this attempt failed.

Gary the Snail has always seemed like a simple mollusk, but according to Sam Hyde who has seen him in the pocket dimension pertaining to [[The Librarian of the Galaxy]], that's just the tip of the iceberg. Gary's true form resides in the 4th dimension, a realm where the inside and outside of objects are no longer separate. Sam, driven by his chaotic ambitions, seeks to unleash this hidden power and bring Gary's multidimensional form into our reality. To understand the 4th dimension, imagine this: if you could see a sphere inside an opaque box, you'd be witnessing 4D perception. Light passes through the box, hits the sphere, and reflects back through the box into your eyes—revealing the sphere despite the barrier.

This mirrors how we see 3D characters on TV, a multi-layered perception that hints at the 4th dimension. Consider a piece of 2D paper shaped like a letter. In 3D, you can flip that paper upside down, and a 2D being could never flip it back—they're confined to their plane. Now, in the 4th dimension, the same applies to 3D objects. A 4D being could mirror and manipulate a 3D shape in ways we cannot fathom or reverse. Gary, in his ultimate form, would possess this power. He could interact with 3D space, flipping, mirroring, and reshaping objects like toys. To us, these actions would seem impossible—a surreal force beyond comprehension. Sam Hyde's quest to awaken Gary's multidimensional potential isn't just about power; it's about fundamentally altering how we perceive reality itself.
===Possible Connection With Angels===
As Sam Hyde's chaotic journey through dimensions unfolded, he discovered a startling truth about his own existence: he was part angel and the demons of the Heartless, the Depths of Hell, and the Satanists now [[⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧]] have been persecuting them along with the Imperium of Gods. This revelation came during an encounter with a mysterious figure known only as the Seraph, who appeared in a burst of otherworldly light. The Seraph explained that Sam's unique abilities were not just random mutations or alien gifts—they were remnants of a once celestial lineage. The Seraph further revealed that members of Tԋҽ Cσɳʂυɱҽԃ could also be fallen or lost angels, their true nature obscured by the hive mind's corruption. Even more bizarre, some angels including Lucifer were not humanoid at all but took the form of massive, cosmic squid-like entities—beings of incomprehensible power. These space squid angels were said to traverse the cosmos, weaving the threads of fate and occasionally intervening in mortal affairs. Sam began to see patterns in his encounters, from the enigmatic Species-X aliens to his own unpredictable powers.
====Understanding Consumption====
====The New Council====
====Sam Hyde Vs. Jon Arbuckle====

==Weapons==
*Sam Hyde's main weapon is a futuristic weapon resembling a standard machine gun that functions as a railgun, firing "Nuclear Pulsars"—micro-reactor-powered bullets that release localized bursts of nuclear energy on impact. With adjustable yield and a plasma trail marking each shot, it balances devastating firepower with precision, creating concussive shockwaves or explosive annihilation. Its sleek design and ominous glow underscore its destructive potential, making it a tool of unparalleled chaos in the hands of an enigmatic figure like Sam Hyde.

*His other weapon is a stealthier weapon, designed to choose vessels for Tԋҽ Cσɳʂυɱҽԃ, at least for those who have not been corrupted and manipulated by the [[♅ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ♅]] yet. This weapon designed for rapid-fire devastation and can replace host bodies with aliens or alter DNA. These sidearms fire high-velocity, micro-reactor bullets similar to his main weapon but at a fraction of the power, delivering concentrated nuclear energy bursts in rapid succession.

==Crimes==
*Shooting and killing kids
*Masturbating to the Sandy Hook Shooting
*Causing the Sutherland Springs church shooting and blaming the entire thing on Devin Patrick Kelley
*Trespassing
*Shoplifting
*Vandalism
*Smuggling
*Piracy
*Fraud
*Mass Murder
*Stealing the Declaration of Independence
*Breaking the Geneva Conventions.
*Arson at a Candle Store
*Illegal Ice Cream Smuggling
*Trespassing on the Moon
*Counterfeit Monopoly Money Ring
*Grand Theft Auto: Real Life Edition
*Unlicensed Time Travel
*Attempted Regicide of Burger King
*Public Disturbance via Bagpipes
*Defacing Mount Rushmore
*Illegally Downloading the Entire Internet
*Sabotaging the Olympics
*Jaywalking in the Backrooms
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== The Many Shootings Sam Hyde has stated to be involved in ==
* 2015 San Bernardino attack
* 2015 Umpqua Community College shooting
* 2016 UCLA shooting
* 2016 Orlando nightclub shooting Aka Pulse Nighclub Shooting (Omar Mateen got so mad by this hoax that he crawled himself out of hell to debunk these claims)
* 2017 Las Vegas shooting
* 2017 Sutherland Springs church shooting
* 2021 Waukesha Christmas parade incident
* 2022 Attempted assassination of Shinzo Abe
* 2022 just being the ghost of Kyiv (His name is Samuyil Hyde)
* 2022 Buffalo supermarket shooting
* 2023 Nashville school shooting (Under the alias of Samantha Hide)
* 2024 Wisconsin school shooting
* 2024 Moscow concert hall attack aka Crocus City Hall (He was under the alias of Sam Shevchenko)
* 2024 UnitedHealthcare CEO Killing
* 2024 Attempted assassination of THE REAL Donald Trump (WHY WOULD HE DO THIS HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE SBFW oh he also went under the alias of Samson Hidy)
* 2025 Las Vegas Cybertruck Explosion (Under the alias of Samaar Hydalla)
* 2025 Charlie Kirk Assassination (Under the alias of Samden Hindenburg)
*

==Trivia==
*Omni-Man is stated to despise him.
*He's wanted in over many united universes, WANTED for bringing his school shootings across different dimensions.
*The idea of Sam Hyde being an alien squid came from SBFW user, VonLoaded.
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