Dr. Robotnik

“	I'M WRITING FEMINIST POETRY! You got to see me put my gender studies degree to use somehow	”
-Dr. Eggman while writing the NPC fanfiction for Pee Pee TV

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-Eggman makes a public announcement to Shadow the Hedgehog

Dr. Robotnik
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Real Name	Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Alias(es)	eggman, the walrus
Species	MAN
Sex	MALE
Date of Birth	fat
Nationality	eggman
Relative(s)	gerald robotnik, maria the hedgehog
Residence	the death egg
Affiliation(s)	his badniks
Occupation(s)	egg
Criminal Record	mass genocide
Rank	evil
First Appearance	Sonic the hedgehedge
Role	antagonist
Actor	JIM FUCKING CARREY
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Status	alive

Jim Carrey, also known as Dr. Ivo Robotnik (ドクター・イヴォ・ロボトニック Dokutā Ivo Robotonikku^?), better known by the alias of Doctor Eggman (ドクター・エッグマン Dokutā Egguman), was the main antagonist and nemesis of the Sonic the Hedgehog and his spin off series within the Fanboy & Chum Chum Cinematic Universe. He was simply just a brilliant young kid with an I.Q. of 300 but after constantly getting bullied in school for being a NERD, the doctor was driven by the desire to conquer the world and establish his own empire. The Eggman Empire! Being sick of being surrounded by mostly robots, he would steal Victor the Crocodile's girlfriend and is now currently married to a whore named Vanilla the Rabbit who likes getting cucked and destroying and polluting all of planet earth so he can take over the world with his ripoff pringles brand. He also opened up an Onlyfans for everyone to stare at his ass but Grounder says it's trash and should be like his wife's Onlyfans which is the second most followed right behind Vivian's

He started his plan by becoming an electrical engineer with five philosophy doctorates. He was one day hired by the United States Armed Forces to investigate the an energy surge. As his hunt for the cause of the blackout progressed, he discovered that the source was the blue hedgehog named Sonic, an incredibly powerful extra-dimensional creature, and sought to claim Sonic's powers for himself. After failing to defeat Sonic because of his narcissism and egoistical behavior, he vowed to get revenge and finally was driven to pursue evil full time. In the pre-timeskip during the 90s he would be one of the key antagonists reaching god like powers becoming almost fully omnipotent creating an empire already having conquered the world. During this form, he can edit and modify the timeline any way he sees fit, rewrite any event and warp reality itself and teleport himself and others. However, this was short lived and he would fall off hard as a meaningful threat afterwards.

He is best friends with The Grinch because they're both comically evil and because both of them are played by jim carrey the legend but unfortunately for him, this one hedgehog named Sonic always gets in the way of his plans of turning everyone into mindless ai generated slaves and building a death star with his face on it. Mostly all of his projects are funded by Margaret Thatcher to destroy Galaxy Hills and various other places, but he fails all the time thanks to Sonic and his epic friends.

He has an alternate universe counterpart named Eggman Nega. The only difference is he's got an edgier costume, dyes his hair white and wears the N-Word Pass.

He also once had an group of thieves to steal shit but they eventually betray him. Afterwards, Robotnik continually devised plots to achieve world domination, which ranged from using innocent animals to power his robots, known as Badniks or sometimes the E-Series to constructing massive war machines, or even harnessing ancient powers. Despite his genius, his plans were always foiled by Sonic and his later on additional friends. Nevertheless, Robotnik always remained undeterred, always managing to escape capture and continuing his quest for conquest even in the face of similar rivals like him such as Eggman Nega and the Battle Kukku Empire.

After the time-skip though, he became a proud NPC after befriending SpongeBob and Shrek in the 00s in an attempt to find a purpose beyond constantly losing to Sonic. After seizing Glove World, he would become a freaky hunter and rival to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 similarly to Jon Arbuckle for Garfield. The only year that he wasn't evil is 2020, at the time of the Coronavirus, so after the virus, he finally forced himself to team up with the heroes. His reasons on joining the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society stems when Sonic the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂hog publicly violated him in a basketball court, creating a long high IQ plan to not just befriend SpongeBob, but actively hijack SpongeBob's homeland itself to build Eggmanland and forge the Eggman Empire in Bikini Bottom while seeking to use Bikini Bottom as his new base of operations.

Despite only playing a small and mostly ignored role in helping the heroes, Dr. Eggman didn’t immediately get the rights to build Eggmanland in Bikini Bottom and instead ran into other entities already meddling in Bikini Bottom, many of whom helped Mr. Game & Watch spread NPCism. SpongeBob watched his friends either change beyond recognition or die outright, leaving him with no real option but to accept Eggman’s influence as “helpful.” During his slow takeover, Eggman allied with members of the Good Society protesting F.E.E.T., working under the shadow layers, which built a massive underground base and launched a full-scale information war, recruiting members who would later assist WikiLeaks in the 1980s to stop a proposed hero registry by backing an “outsider” candidate. Eggman also worked with the Layers of Liberty, a rookie superhero team created by Nick Fury and consisting of Cory Baxter, Shrek, Barry B. Benson, and Johnny Test, to reclaim Bikini Bottom from the billionaire class. Ultimately, the information war accomplished nothing, and Eggman exploited the fraud of the Good Society to restore 1950s-era ideals that only made the rich even richer, with NPCism becoming a legitimate ideology granting power to the clankers and Buy n Large. Many years after the Collapse of Bikini Bottom, Odin intervened to undo the damage caused by F.E.E.T., Wario, Rumpelstiltskin, Mr. Game & Watch, and others by installing a Nordic-style democracy, permanently changing SpongeBob while the NPC Alliance and Good Society continued their hypocrisy elsewhere. To save himself, Dr. Eggman sacrificed even more of his humanity by aiding Odin and the Norse Imperium, becoming the Good Society’s body modification expert. Alongside Sheldon Cooper, Eggman can solve any problem if given a full day to prepare and enough information, and he currently wields the Zanpakutō Konjiki Ashisogi Jizō to torture Freakers who barely notice, since the Imperium of Gods casually owns weapons and ships capable of creating black holes.

Now, he is hell-bent on killing him with a comically large sledgehammer that he calls the "Freakynihilator 3000" whenever the chance. The difference between him and another highly respected member who joined named Jon Arbuckle is that unlike Aionios, he is not a demigod but rather a mortal and will never regain his former demigod state no matter how much he seeks to suck to to the NPCs. Despite this, he is still friends with Jon given they are both NPCs and they both support each other.

He's also friends with Dr. Doofenshmirtz because they're both doctors and do stupid shit. Heinz also deals with Perry the Platypus and Perry the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂pus similarly to how Dr. Robotnik deals with Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴hog.

His other most noteworthy friendship is with Professor Poopypants, the SCP creator for the NPC Alliance. He enjoys making SCP experiments with Professor Poopypants having helped funnel money for a fake SCP center during the events of Fanboy & Chum Chum: the Masterbation Diaries, however he is not a fan of how he is simply using tech branding for his experiments being a huge SCP Lore nerd himself. During his plans to build a fake SCP Center in Ohio, he would create artificial versions of the twins. In addition to his he would create creatures dubbed Soyjaks after discovering a huge collection of soy on 4chan that would later lead to him creating a set of SCP experiments with Professor Poopypants capturing individuals in the ocean and rewriting their lives to fit the nature of two deranged fanfiction authors he learned about while on the Neo Denzel Crocker Fanon Wiki, Ken Penders and CommanderNemex who were tasked with enriching the friendship experience for SpongeBob and Patrick. He would later abandon these creations after successfully getting what he wants and rehire most of his old minions back as slaves for the Imperium of Gods, meanwhile his son Agent Ice would learn about his manipulations and seek to uncover the Illuminati conspiracy and successfully find a secret elite funded bunker dubbed the Pyramid Cartel who claims to have been watching Mr. Game & Watch's actions and preparing for the Collapse of Bikini Bottom. Agent Ice would then be killed off by Bartholomew Chainsaw before going insane over conspiracy theories. Michael Scott Clownfish would be one of the few people to mourn Agent Ice's death, but most except for Sage, saw him as a brainwashed nobody that had it coming. The League of Gangstas especially hated Agent Ice as he would often spy on them.

After binge watching the MCU he became inspired to make terrible James Gunn style characters such as Dexter Fishery, a prototype for Myles MacKenzie, that he considers his prized OC creation, was the first living soyjak created by him, in addition to Tsubuyakky and Suzukky two other soyjaks born from his Soy induced experiments. All three of which are programmed to simp for Monika and stroke Dr. Eggman's ego. He would also try to turn Diego Marcoson into a soyjak in the Soyjak Diego arc. These three became his new Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad known as the Super Special Sharty Soy and Suck Squad in a desperate attempt to have new minions as his old crew left him and L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. behind. Despite the heavy control over Bikini Bottom, FreakyBob, Sonic, and Sonic the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂hog keep wrecking his shit and Eggman hasn't gotten any closer to full world domination as he now fears betraying the thousands of superheroes that rely on his science and can beat him up at any point he proves to be vulnerable. Deep down Eggman wishes he never switched sides and changed his main rival from Sonic to Wario and wants to return back to how he used to run the Eggman Empire. At some later point of the story he would help capture horse girls for the NPC Alliance during the Anti-NPC Rebellion Arc.

Biography

Fanboy & Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb

“	Now it’s just me. Alone, betrayed, abandoned! Dumped like a hot pile of chili dog vomit! Dr. Hämsterviel, my former friend why did you quit stop being lazy loser furball fucking your fat wife! Get back to helping me rule the world. Dr. Neo-Cortex, I know why you hate me and this is personal! But you Scratch and Grounder who I've fired years ago, are the most unreliable. Especially Scratch! That little cock-roasted bastard! That conniving, backstabbing, limp-cluck-ass henchman of mine who went and sided with those Gangstas that are allied with that bastard Dr. Claw! DO YOU KNOW HOW LOW YOU HAVE TO SINK TO WORK FOR A GUY WHO ONLY SPEAKS IN THREATS AND BREATHING?!	”
-Dr. Eggman told himself as he had sparked a mad scientist war.

After the defeat of "the Villains" during the events of the End Saga, one of the minor antagonists of that saga, a collection of mad scientists dubbed the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. would split and go their own separate ways. Dr. Eggman had done something horrible (This will be elaborated on when the Moccasins story is actually written). Now Dr. Eggman finds himself alone and all of his former henchmen have betrayed him especially Snively who is always a scheming cunt and has sided with Dr. Claw.

Dr. Eggman faces off against Dr. Cortex who has aligned himself with the Freakers

Dr. Eggman now finds himself seeking to make money selling drugs, but so have the other mad scientists. Dr. Neo Cortex, Dr. Hämsterviel, and Dr. Claw would go their own separate paths. Dr. Claw would try to continue the legacy of the darkness that represented "the Villains" finding himself allied with Baked Miser and Luxor Spawndroth with Morgue within the split organization, M.A.D.B.R.O.W.N.I.E., and the much more powerful Jambra Forge of the League of Gangstas that was tied to the Financial sector within the Realm of Darkness. While Dr. Neo Cortex and Dr. Hämsterviel would work for themselves on the mean time. Morgue was considered to be often in the shadow of Loonix, another figure looking to be a big time criminal, but was much higher ranked within the Jambra Forge, while he was stuck with a mad scientist Co-op that rarely got results under the Weed Miser's orders. The Weed Miser was gangsta and really hated children especially those that liked the winter and Santa Claus. Dr. Eggman would then pick up the hobby of writing fanfiction on Wattpad finally using his phd degree in Feminist Studies for his stories and would then find himself partnered with a fellow writer on Nickelodeon known as CommanderNemex, who at this point would later show himself with Scientist Flagwheel, who secretly had an agenda to ruin SpongeBob by introducing terrible OCs to make himself the true icon of Nickelodeon with Bunsen. "If you, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts keep snooping on my lair behind my back, you will not be getting that promotion! I got my own friends to build — many great ideas cooked up from my fanfics! A reliable older brother android femboy obsessed with conspiracies and crack! A fighting robot addicted to crack! Two loser weebs that think they are from Japan that are painfully racist stereotypes! And the chef’s kiss — a young self-insert dork with a Goon waifu! THESE creations will be my next Metal Sonic, and next Sage! AND THEY WILL CRY AND COMPLAIN LESS!" Eggman shouted before departing to Bikini Bottom away from Sonic and his friends for his next evil scheme, becoming a capitalist land lord in Bikini Bottom while pretending to be reformed for good. Dr. Eggman would soon work on his next prized creation, a robotic son, well sort of, as he plans to cut corners unlike another robot creation that Eggman was aware about, the infamous Project Zero which Dr. Wily would show off but never actually finish.

Eggman fights Rick Sanchez

The technology used for Project Zero would always make Dr. Eggman look like a fool. Eggman had his own plans so he set off and formed Alliance with "SCP" Site-13, whatever they were a real SCP site was a mysterious question, but regardless Dr. Eggman found himself inside Site-13 and he would hatch a plan, build his own robotic son that would rival Zero without actually taking the time to create something similar by creating a powerful cyborg to slowly robotize him. During his trip to Bikini Bottom, the government formerly ruled by King Neptune and now controlled by the Senate declares Dr. Eggman and his robotic girl Sage, a trespasser violating private property. An agent sent by the government which mostly spends time lobbying sends an agent named Boreas Frost, a secret agent and Hollywood movie star, to get Dr. Eggman out of Bikini Bottom.

Dr. Eggman then takes the agent to Site-13 completely kidnapping and torturing him to become a Wattpad OC who is Sage's "brother". He assures that his prized creation dubbed, Agent Ice, is ready when he will be the bridge between his old life against Sonic and his new life as owner of Eggmanland built ontop of Glove World which Dr. Eggman seeks ownership of, however he currently has a lot of obstacles in the way. Dr. Eggman then monologs back to Sage, "Agent Ice is coming. He’s the bridge. Between pain and profit. Between hedgehog and hamburger. And when he’s done being made, YOU’LL ALL BE DIPPING YOUR SOULS IN RANCH." Dr. Eggman then talks to fellow SCP Scientists who have recently gotten a big pile of brainrot content from BChungus to feed Agent Ice with. Dr. Eggman then discusses his love for Ohio and how it is his favorite state in the US having built a teleporter from Ohio to Bikini Bottom. The Site-13 Administrator named Satoyu (さとゆ) who also falsely declares himself "the Final Boss of Ohio" is a major partner in overseeing the experiment. Satoyu knows deep down that he isn't the real final boss and his SCP Site and title are fabricated lies.

Dr. Eggman is then given a large debt by a bearded man named the Weed Wizard in the form of Odin trying to take back the weed market from the evil Weed Miser or Baked Miser depending on how you call him as he is seen carrying a large magical staff telling him that he has 30 days to leave Bikini Bottom or else he will face the consequences. Dr. Eggman then resorts to finding a new intern, a figure dubbed Scientist Smarty who looks like SpongeBob. Scientist Smarty then shows up revealing himself to be Flagfat Cheesewheel who has lost his flags and is now Scientist Fagwheel. Wooldoor Sockbat who is Flagfat Cheesewheel's emo horny cousin also shows up to pray for his cousins success, this in term nudges to Imperium of Gods to provide some leniency to Dr. Eggman's corrupt actions who then test Dr. Eggman to see if he is worthy to serve the Imperium of Gods. Dr. Eggman's Crack house is then relocated closer to SpongeBob's house. Dr. Eggman still has debts to pay off, but this time he isn't alone. Dr. Eggman finds SpongeBob annoying, but then realizes that he can make use of him for his future schemes and starting getting the Krusty Krab to sell his Pringles with Weed. He now has captured the Crack Miser and made Robo-Crack after his escape, an SCP created by Professor Poopypants. Dr. Claw's Baked-Bot is then built by his M.A.D.B.R.O.W.I.N.E. staff and then Dr. Eggman sends Robo-Crack to fight for the legacy of PINGAS Pringles chips with large amounts of cocaine.

Fanboy & Chum Chum: Operation ENDGAME

Dr. Eggman successfully regains his entire set of minions now under a different cause, working under the banner of the Good Society.

Now under the command of the NPC Alliance within the far future of the 5720s and 5730s, Dr. Robotnik slammed his big red button and cackled as Scratch and Grounder booted up the Ultimate AI Slop Generator, a screen vomiting buzzwords like quantum sigma grindset, hyperreal chaos emerald energy, and NFT chili dogs. “At last, Sonic the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂hog will be defeated by algorithmic nonsense!” Robotnik roared, while Scratch tried to read the prompts backwards and Grounder kept yelling “TRENDING! TRENDING!” as the slop formed into a cursed slideshow of distorted Sonic faces, motivational quotes, and subway surfers gameplay in the corner. Sonic skidded to a halt, squinting. “Uh… Eggman? This is just giving me a headache,” he said, but the air itself began to shimmer with ironic detachment and low-effort content.

Eggman aims to use AI to capture horse girls while producing AI Slop.

That’s when FreakyBob entered, consciously as Wario, rubbing his sponge face and laughing “WAH HA HA!” as Robotnik pointed his latest fodder Badniks against him. The AI Slop backfired instantly, mistaking Wario’s raw chaos for premium engagement as his own machines couldn't handle his own brainrot. Sonic the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂hog also known as Sanic unleashed a forbidden pose, dabbed, and the slop collapsed under its own overuse of buzzwords, trapping Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder in an endless loop of autogenerated thumbnails and soyjak reaction faces. As the villains screamed, FreakyBob grabbed the coins, Sonic struck a dramatic freeze-frame, and the AI bot whispered, “This content was generated automatically,” as the universe politely asked to be unsubscribed. Dr. Robotnik would then hold more unsold Pringles trying to shove the chips at various citizens who have been subscribed to the program of Buy N Large.

BALLZ!!!