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๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety!

Freaky icon.png ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety! Freaky icon.png
The SUSiety's flag. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €The SUSiety's emblem.
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Motto: "๐Ÿ’ฃ๏ธŽโ™‹๏ธŽโ“๏ธŽ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽโ™’๏ธŽโ™‹๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽโฌง๏ธŽ โ„๏ธŽโ™‹๏ธŽ๐Ÿ™ตโ™๏ธŽ โ„๏ธŽโ™’๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽ ๐Ÿ•ˆ๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽโ’๏ธŽโ—๏ธŽโ™Ž๏ธŽ"
Anthem: Totally Stupid

The ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety!
General Information
Leader:
๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ
Societal Information
Capital Headquarters:

Decentralized

Largest City:

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ville, Tennessee, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Galaxy

Official Language(s):

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ช๐“ท

State Religion(s):

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ถ

Demonym:

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ผ

Area:

approx. K(Rayo(999,999,999,999ฮฉฮฉฮฉฮฉ)) kmโˆž

Population:

approx. (Rayo(ฮฉโˆž999,999,999,999))

Currency:

๐“•๐“ก๐“”๐“๐“šPAY
MousePay

Official Holiday(s):

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดmas
Goonzwa
Jelqueeney
Edgemas
Frottlokkah
Muntolat
Fully Nelson
Press Praise
Lickten
Burning the Diddy
Crashfest

Historical Information
Foundation:

Unknown; c. K(oblivion) eons ago

Status:

Active

Other Information
Attributes:

99% of all known powers in all fiction.

Goals:
  • Unknown (since the organization is beyond human understanding)
  • Each agent/member have their own goals for joining the SUSiety.

Theorized Common Goals:

  • Find and obtain all McGuffins across the Omniverse to create the Ultimate Weapon and to complete the Nugetian Meat-cycle.
  • Transform all of the stars in all realities and multiverses into white dwarves once the Ultimate Weapon is completed.
  • Destroy/Awaken God.
  • Destroy the Omniverse and all baryonic matter.
โ€œ They'll never understand us, just like we'll never understand them. That's why we'll always be at odds unless one side perishes. โ€

-The Leader of the NPC Alliance on the nature of the โ›ง ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety โ›ง.

The Freaky icon.png ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety! Freaky icon.png, also known as the โ›ง Vermilion Army โ›ง, is the largest and most mysterious organization/league/cult/brotherhood/union/fraternity that operates from the shadows of the Omniverse. An evil multidimensional crime syndicate, omniversal cultic empire self described as the "Archons of Darkness", and self-proclaimed anarchist organization that has been active all over every franchise behind the scenes; they serve as the main overarching antagonistic force across all of fiction. The organization has alsoโ€“unknowingly by viewersโ€“been the most prominent entity in all universes and stories, secretly manipulating and being behind most if not all evil and conflict within any fictional narrative.

The group consists of various antagonists and villains across all of fiction with the Scarlet King being the de facto leader of all the agents of the SUSiety. As you can expect from the most malovolent and overarching antagonist group of all time, the most prominent type of villany that is apart of the group's arsenal are Complete Monsters, or Pure Evil Villains. Near Pure Evil Villains also end up joining this army. All of the agents follow the will of the Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum. The Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum are abstract and meta-physical beings who have had the "๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ gene" within their souls activated by encountering the Frenzied Flame. They follow the will of their leader: ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ. All Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum and their legion of outerversal monstrosities are all made out of dark matter with ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ and his Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum serving as the main gods, lords, and โ€œsaviors,โ€ of all dark matter within all realities and multiverses; and by proxy, making ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ the Anti-God of the Omniverse. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ refers to all members of the SUSiety as "the true children of God."

Many of these eldritch and outerversal beingsโ€”referred to as ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ผโ€”gain sustenance by staying within stable, non-extreme wells of gravity across various multiverses. While a main sequence star provides such gravity, it also runs the risk of destabilizing into a supernova which then results in it collapsing into a neutron star and ultimately into a black hole. Although since black hole gravity is too extreme for their purposes, the SUSiety engages in a campaign to prevent supernovae by prematurely stalling the fusion reaction of every star in all realities. This causes any stars with a universe to stop emitting energy and instead, cool into white dwarves: still massive enough to exert gravity for them but completely stable.

Effectively, the ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ผ love to omniform the entire Omniverse, an incredible and horrifying feat for any sapient lifeform. Unfortunately for the rest of life across all realities, this makes the Omniverse ultimately inhospitable to baryonic lifeforms (all NPCs) as all baryonic life needs the energy emitted by main sequence stars to maintain life in all their respective universes. Because of this, the NPC Alliance have been in a multidimensional-wide war with them since for an incomprehensible utter oblivion eons of years ago way, way, WAY before any current fictional character ever existed. The NPCs ultimately fight the SUSiety as a desperate effort to preserve all baryonic life across all realities from extinction. Currently, the army's main objective is to create the Ultimate Weapon by collecting all McGuffins across the Omniverse, in order to break the 1st Wall freeing ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's true essence. Doing this would result in the end of all realities and the destruction of the Omniverse itself. Apart from that, the true origins, nature, and real objectives of the SUSiety are one, if not, the largest long-running mystery of all of fiction.

Neosatanism.gif๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Principles and Politics

CHAOS!.png Structure and Outline

As expected with the combination of the most psychotic fictional characters in all human history who want to destroy all of life, the SUSiety is formed by the most depraved and batshit insane characters in fiction. Despite their vile and horrific antics when alone, the organization ironically forms an unconventional found family, as most members somewhat care for one another occasionally.

The group is led by Emperor ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ, who is loyally supported by the Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum.

The organization is officially drafted by ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ and overseen by the Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum meanwhile everything is executed by the powerful 22 elite ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ agents, led by the Scarlet King. Each ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ agent have their own massive sub-imperial state across the Omniverse that spends sextillionsโ€“if not; morbillionsโ€“of personnel.

Each Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum and ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ agent is assigned a number, with the ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ agentsโ€™ numbers being expressed in Roman numerals. It is unknown how the numbers are decided on.

For one to become an Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum, they must have to experience great trauma and succumb to darkness and madness from the Flame of Frenzy's ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ gene which is a process known as the Black Scrawl. When an individual finally awakens their ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ reincarnation, the mental anguish of their trauma ends as they reach enlightenment and witness the truth of the Omniverse and "all realities as they really are" is revealed to them.

A notable thing about the organization is its lack of an enforced chain of command. The group work under a principle of willing cooperation. An Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum may and can turn ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's offer down, but this is exceedingly rare. The ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ agents themselves also have several privileges, such as being able to refuse requests by an Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum, work against the SUSiety, go on hiatus, or even completely quit without consequences. The ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ agents, and presumably the Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum, can swear to other parties under ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's name, which is seen as a high level of commitment and a promise not to violate the terms agreed on.

CHAOS!.png Government

โ€œ Capitalism? Too many businesses to compete with! Centrism? Too Normie! Communism? Yawn! โ€

-๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ

The ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety falls under the anarchy category within political science. Anarchism refers to the absence of a centralized authority or hierarchical government. Within the entire domain of the SUSiety, there is no formal state, no leadership hierarchy, and no enforced legal system. Instead, the villainous members govern themselves through mutual understanding, voluntary cooperation, and collective responsibilities. The SUSiety sees no need to establish state mechanisms like police, military, bureaucracy, or courts. The populationโ€™s survival depends entirely on each memberโ€™s relationships and individual bonds. This makes top-down governance obsolete. Decisions are made through consensus or spontaneous agreement, and disagreements are resolved inter-personally rather than through codified law.

The economy and political structure are interwoven within the society. There is no โ€œboss,โ€ no property hoarding, and no economic class divisionโ€”everyone contributes what they can when they can. This is a natural extension of anarcho-communist values, where production and survival are collective endeavors. Because all members rely on each other to survive, solidarity replaces control as the core social contract. There is no incentive to dominate because there is no benefit to be gained from it in such a fragile, interdependent society that is currently under threat by all dimensional deities and authorities. The members' supernatural powers do not disrupt this balance; instead, they enable anarchism to function more smoothly, unlike what a real-life anarchist society would look like. Realistically, anarchism is impractical due to issues like scarcity, conflict resolution, and infrastructure. Thankfully for our fellow ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ผ, these challenges are mitigated by each memberโ€™s godly and magical abilities, which provide creative and flexible solutions without the need for coercive institutions.

CHAOS!.png Religion

โ€œ If you want in on the ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดism
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you want
and tell us about it
or if you prefer
don't.
There are no rules anywhere.

BLACK POWER

โ€

-๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ism Doctrine.

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๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดism is the de facto state religion and belief system in the SUSiety. The religion draws heavy inspirations from Discordianism and Pastafarianism, two absurdist philosophies and parody religions. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดism serves as a insult of conventional religion, social norms, and moralism through intentionally grotesque, surreal, and transgressive humor. The aesthetic of this religion uses heavy exaggerated vulgarity, post-irony, and nonsensical logic to lampoon ideological rigidity, particularly targeting authoritarianism, moral puritanism, and virtue signalling. Overall, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดism is heavily offensive to mostly all known religions (especially the Abrahamic religions) Its central figure and god of worship, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ fimself, purposely made himself the figurehead of worship to offend and make fun of YHWH/Allah.

The philosophy behind ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดism is very loosely structured, aligning with anarchist and anti-dogmatic thought. As stated before, the religion borrows structurally from other parody religions and because of this, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดism and the society in general is on well terms with the Church of the SubGenius, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Furthermore, in ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดism, anti-sinners (NPCs/Normies/Heroes) are condemned to Ohio unless they repent to ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ himself and suck on his ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚PP.

Followers of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดism (every member of the SUSiety) love to mock certain pieces of modern day media, particularly the film industry, the video game industry, and other kinds of pop culture since another major factor of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดism is the reliance of contrarianism.

CHAOS!.png Economy

$ MousePay $
The SUSiety's economy operates under extreme isolation, having been omniversally shunned by every other inter-dimensional faction imaginable since they're all NPCs (fuck em!) With zero trading partners, no imports, and no exports, the group's survival hinges entirely on complete self-reliance. This isolation has forced the society into an economy so poor and rudimentary that it ranks as the poorest collective in all of fiction. With little access to external resources, technology, or infrastructure, the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety is less about financial systems and more about communal survival and resource improvisation.

Every citizen and member plays a vital role in sustaining the SUSiety. Traditional concepts like employment, wages, or currency are virtually meaningless. Instead, the economy is familial and cooperative, built on trust, barter, and necessity. Members act as both providers and consumers in every aspect of life. Someone may gather food using magic one day and build shelters using superhuman strength the next. Roles are fluid and dictated by capability rather than formal structure. There is no hierarchy apart from superficial standards as one found in a family with ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ serving as the โ€œfather of the houseโ€ or, in more non-stereotypical terminology, the leading provider.

Fortunately for them, as stated before, all members possess godly superpowers and magical abilities which serve as the only real capital in their economy. These abilities compensate (partially) for the lack of tools, machines, or trade. For example, one citizen might use reality manipulation to grow food in barren conditions, while another uses reality manipulation to repair broken infrastructure instantly. These powers create a kind of โ€œmagical subsistence economy,โ€ where survival is barely maintained not through industry but through chaotic workarounds.

Individual relationships within the society are basically paramount. For example, when someone falls ill or loses strength, another must step in, often taking on extra burdens or exhausting their magical reserves. There is no government aid, no private safety net, only a tightly bonded evil pseudo-family keeping itself alive through sacrifice and shared goals. Conflict is very rare and very dangerous; a fallout between two members could threaten the very foundation of the entire nationโ€™s "economy." Thankfully, since the SUSiety is made up of various psychos and nutjobs, there is never any real conflict within the group.

Encase you were too lazy to read allat, in simple terms, ๐“•๐“ก๐“”๐“๐“šPAY and MousePay are the official currency of the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety, which is completely fucking useless.

CHAOS!.png Culture

National Holidays

  • The traditional calendar of the SUSiety.
    ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดmas - ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's birthday!
  • Goonzwa - Everyone must goon!
  • Jelqueeney - Everyone must jelq!
  • Edgemas - Everyone must edge!
  • Frottlokkah - Everyone must frottle!
  • Muntolat - They find an enemy, chop off their head, then everyone fucks the head one person at the time and then everyone must munt allat to the dead body and let the freaky larvae feast on the rotting head!
  • Fully Nelson - They pick the member with the largest d in the society, then pick one of the 3 chosen women of the freaky society. Once the woman has been picked, the big d member does a rapid full nelson on the woman until she is impregnated with a large belly, larger that EDP445, Nikocado, Lizzo, Gorlock, King Caseoh VIII, Your Mom and Biggie Cheese combined (no biggie)!
  • Press Praise - Everyone is split into two groups, and the group members must mate press the other group fast and hard until they are impregnated with the freaky babies inside their belly!
  • Lickten - Everyone must lick ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ ass dick as a sign of gratitude for the freakiness that he has brought to the world.
  • Burning the Diddy - The members of the society construct a large diddy statue and after that, they burn the Diddy statue and start having a hot steamy gay cumflative sex around the society!
  • Crashfest - A holiday invented by Crash.

Neosatanism.gif๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ History and Chronology

Although many did not come to learn about the SUSiety's existence until 2024, and the current iteration of the SUSiety being officially formed by the Scarlet King in 2024, the SUSiety, in truth, has existed for God knows how long as a very powerful enigmatic force that always lurks within the darkness of peopleโ€™s hearts and imagination. The members are absolutely deadly and a titanic threat to all baryonic life across all multiverses and ALL cosmologies. Many of whom, have the ability to manipulate the laws of each reality to ever exist.

Throughout fiction, the SUSiety's primary plan has been the enigmatic Nugetian Meat-cycle.

The specific ultimate objectives of the Nugetian Meat-cycle, as well as the origins of the organization itself, are largely shrouded in mystery. It is stated that the meaning behind ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's plans is to fulfill a promise fhe made 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 sextillion years ago.

Neosatanism.gif๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Trivia

  • The entire SUSiety is pro-piracy and they always illegally stream hentai on 9anime.
  • Funko Pops are banned from the SUSiety.
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this page too damn good!
-- Ninimasurasilly (talk) 06:26, 4 February 2026 (EST)
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-- SmilyCookieBone (talk) 15:46, 5 February 2026 (EST)

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