๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety

๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety!
| โ | They'll never understand us, just like we'll never understand them. That's why we'll always be at odds unless one side perishes. | โ |
-The Leader of the NPC Alliance on the nature of the โง ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety โง. | ||
The group consists of various antagonists and villains across all of fiction with the Scarlet King being the de facto leader of all the agents of the SUSiety. As you can expect from the most malovolent and overarching antagonist group of all time, the most prominent type of villany that is apart of the group's arsenal are Complete Monsters, or Pure Evil Villains. Near Pure Evil Villains also end up joining this army. All of the agents follow the will of the Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum. The Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum are abstract and meta-physical beings who have had the "๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ gene" within their souls activated by encountering the Frenzied Flame. They follow the will of their leader: ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ. All Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum and their legion of outerversal monstrosities are all made out of dark matter with ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and his Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum serving as the main gods, lords, and โsaviors,โ of all dark matter within all realities and multiverses; and by proxy, making ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ the Anti-God of the Omniverse. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ refers to all members of the SUSiety as "the true children of God."
Many of these eldritch and outerversal beingsโreferred to as ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผโgain sustenance by staying within stable, non-extreme wells of gravity across various multiverses. While a main sequence star provides such gravity, it also runs the risk of destabilizing into a supernova which then results in it collapsing into a neutron star and ultimately into a black hole. Although since black hole gravity is too extreme for their purposes, the SUSiety engages in a campaign to prevent supernovae by prematurely stalling the fusion reaction of every star in all realities. This causes any stars with a universe to stop emitting energy and instead, cool into white dwarves: still massive enough to exert gravity for them but completely stable.
Effectively, the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ love to omniform the entire Omniverse, an incredible and horrifying feat for any sapient lifeform. Unfortunately for the rest of life across all realities, this makes the Omniverse ultimately inhospitable to baryonic lifeforms (all NPCs) as all baryonic life needs the energy emitted by main sequence stars to maintain life in all their respective universes. Because of this, the NPC Alliance have been in a multidimensional-wide war with them since for an incomprehensible utter oblivion eons of years ago way, way, WAY before any current fictional character ever existed. The NPCs ultimately fight the SUSiety as a desperate effort to preserve all baryonic life across all realities from extinction. Currently, the army's main objective is to create the Ultimate Weapon by collecting all McGuffins across the Omniverse, in order to break the 1st Wall freeing ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's true essence. Doing this would result in the end of all realities and the destruction of the Omniverse itself. Apart from that, the true origins, nature, and real objectives of the SUSiety are one, if not, the largest long-running mystery of all of fiction.
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Principles and Politics
Structure and Outline
As expected with the combination of the most psychotic fictional characters in all human history who want to destroy all of life, the SUSiety is formed by the most depraved and batshit insane characters in fiction. Despite their vile and horrific antics when alone, the organization ironically forms an unconventional found family, as most members somewhat care for one another occasionally.
The group is led by Emperor ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, who is loyally supported by the Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum.
The organization is officially drafted by ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and overseen by the Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum meanwhile everything is executed by the powerful 22 elite ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ agents, led by the Scarlet King. Each ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ agent have their own massive sub-imperial state across the Omniverse that spends sextillionsโif not; morbillionsโof personnel.
Each Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum and ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ agent is assigned a number, with the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ agentsโ numbers being expressed in Roman numerals. It is unknown how the numbers are decided on.
For one to become an Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum, they must have to experience great trauma and succumb to darkness and madness from the Flame of Frenzy's ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ gene which is a process known as the Black Scrawl. When an individual finally awakens their ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ reincarnation, the mental anguish of their trauma ends as they reach enlightenment and witness the truth of the Omniverse and "all realities as they really are" is revealed to them.
A notable thing about the organization is its lack of an enforced chain of command. The group work under a principle of willing cooperation. An Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum may and can turn ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's offer down, but this is exceedingly rare. The ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ agents themselves also have several privileges, such as being able to refuse requests by an Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum, work against the SUSiety, go on hiatus, or even completely quit without consequences. The ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ agents, and presumably the Omnimaldeos Khรกopscurum, can swear to other parties under ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's name, which is seen as a high level of commitment and a promise not to violate the terms agreed on.
Government
| โ | Capitalism? Too many businesses to compete with! Centrism? Too Normie! Communism? Yawn! | โ |
-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ | ||
The economy and political structure are interwoven within the society. There is no โboss,โ no property hoarding, and no economic class divisionโeveryone contributes what they can when they can. This is a natural extension of anarcho-communist values, where production and survival are collective endeavors. Because all members rely on each other to survive, solidarity replaces control as the core social contract. There is no incentive to dominate because there is no benefit to be gained from it in such a fragile, interdependent society that is currently under threat by all dimensional deities and authorities. The members' supernatural powers do not disrupt this balance; instead, they enable anarchism to function more smoothly, unlike what a real-life anarchist society would look like. Realistically, anarchism is impractical due to issues like scarcity, conflict resolution, and infrastructure. Thankfully for our fellow ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ, these challenges are mitigated by each memberโs godly and magical abilities, which provide creative and flexible solutions without the need for coercive institutions.
Religion
| โ | If you want in on the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดism then declare yourself what you wish do what you want and tell us about it or if you prefer don't. There are no rules anywhere. BLACK POWER |
โ |
-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ism Doctrine. | ||
The philosophy behind ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดism is very loosely structured, aligning with anarchist and anti-dogmatic thought. As stated before, the religion borrows structurally from other parody religions and because of this, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดism and the society in general is on well terms with the Church of the SubGenius, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Furthermore, in ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดism, anti-sinners (NPCs/Normies/Heroes) are condemned to Ohio unless they repent to ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ himself and suck on his ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐PP.
Followers of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดism (every member of the SUSiety) love to mock certain pieces of modern day media, particularly the film industry, the video game industry, and other kinds of pop culture since another major factor of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดism is the reliance of contrarianism.
Economy
The SUSiety's economy operates under extreme isolation, having been omniversally shunned by every other inter-dimensional faction imaginable since they're all NPCs (fuck em!) With zero trading partners, no imports, and no exports, the group's survival hinges entirely on complete self-reliance. This isolation has forced the society into an economy so poor and rudimentary that it ranks as the poorest collective in all of fiction. With little access to external resources, technology, or infrastructure, the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety is less about financial systems and more about communal survival and resource improvisation.
Every citizen and member plays a vital role in sustaining the SUSiety. Traditional concepts like employment, wages, or currency are virtually meaningless. Instead, the economy is familial and cooperative, built on trust, barter, and necessity. Members act as both providers and consumers in every aspect of life. Someone may gather food using magic one day and build shelters using superhuman strength the next. Roles are fluid and dictated by capability rather than formal structure. There is no hierarchy apart from superficial standards as one found in a family with ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ธ๐ซ serving as the โfather of the houseโ or, in more non-stereotypical terminology, the leading provider.
Fortunately for them, as stated before, all members possess godly superpowers and magical abilities which serve as the only real capital in their economy. These abilities compensate (partially) for the lack of tools, machines, or trade. For example, one citizen might use reality manipulation to grow food in barren conditions, while another uses reality manipulation to repair broken infrastructure instantly. These powers create a kind of โmagical subsistence economy,โ where survival is barely maintained not through industry but through chaotic workarounds.
Individual relationships within the society are basically paramount. For example, when someone falls ill or loses strength, another must step in, often taking on extra burdens or exhausting their magical reserves. There is no government aid, no private safety net, only a tightly bonded evil pseudo-family keeping itself alive through sacrifice and shared goals. Conflict is very rare and very dangerous; a fallout between two members could threaten the very foundation of the entire nationโs "economy." Thankfully, since the SUSiety is made up of various psychos and nutjobs, there is never any real conflict within the group.
Encase you were too lazy to read allat, in simple terms, ๐๐ก๐๐๐PAY and MousePay are the official currency of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety, which is completely fucking useless.
Culture
National Holidays
- ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดmas - ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's birthday!
- Goonzwa - Everyone must goon!
- Jelqueeney - Everyone must jelq!
- Edgemas - Everyone must edge!
- Frottlokkah - Everyone must frottle!
- Muntolat - They find an enemy, chop off their head, then everyone fucks the head one person at the time and then everyone must munt allat to the dead body and let the freaky larvae feast on the rotting head!
- Fully Nelson - They pick the member with the largest d in the society, then pick one of the 3 chosen women of the freaky society. Once the woman has been picked, the big d member does a rapid full nelson on the woman until she is impregnated with a large belly, larger that EDP445, Nikocado, Lizzo, Gorlock, King Caseoh VIII, Your Mom and Biggie Cheese combined (no biggie)!
- Press Praise - Everyone is split into two groups, and the group members must mate press the other group fast and hard until they are impregnated with the freaky babies inside their belly!
- Lickten - Everyone must lick ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ass dick as a sign of gratitude for the freakiness that he has brought to the world.
- Burning the Diddy - The members of the society construct a large diddy statue and after that, they burn the Diddy statue and start having a hot steamy gay cumflative sex around the society!
- Crashfest - A holiday invented by Crash.
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ History and Chronology
Although many did not come to learn about the SUSiety's existence until 2024, and the current iteration of the SUSiety being officially formed by the Scarlet King in 2024, the SUSiety, in truth, has existed for God knows how long as a very powerful enigmatic force that always lurks within the darkness of peopleโs hearts and imagination. The members are absolutely deadly and a titanic threat to all baryonic life across all multiverses and ALL cosmologies. Many of whom, have the ability to manipulate the laws of each reality to ever exist.
Throughout fiction, the SUSiety's primary plan has been the enigmatic Nugetian Meat-cycle.
The specific ultimate objectives of the Nugetian Meat-cycle, as well as the origins of the organization itself, are largely shrouded in mystery. It is stated that the meaning behind ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's plans is to fulfill a promise fhe made 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 sextillion years ago.
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Trivia
- The entire SUSiety is pro-piracy and they always illegally stream hentai on 9anime.
- Funko Pops are banned from the SUSiety.
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