Editing Matt Sharp (section)

== Biography ==

=== Origins ===
One day in December 1968 AD, Ezodniw(The Furry God) was tired of being a god without a son to produce and he know damn well that any other woman hated him up in the skies. He used a human skin to transport down to Bangkok, Thailand because he thought the name was funny af to begin with. There he saw a american human woman that went to Bangkok as a vacation for her, Ezodniw manipulated her with Lust and Money to date and even have [[Sex parasite|sex]]. Ezodniw was there all throughout her pregnancy and on September 22nd, 1969(funni) AD, a child was born.

Ezodniw named it Matthew Kelly Sharp and all of three of them moved to America but unfortunately for the mother, in 1970 AD, Ezodniw was forced to leave by the gods and left the child alone with his mother. Matt Sharp would spent his childhood poor and lonely but that didn't distract him from Music.

=== Weezer Era ===
After his boring childhood, Matt Sharp would leave to go to San Diego and form some unsuccessful bands that didn't do anything but produce really crappy music. One day, he would find Jason Cropper and the two became good friends and formed a band. This band eventually merged with Fuzz(Rivers and [[Patrick Wilson|Patrick's]] band) and all of them became the band Weezer. After some technical difficulties(which led them replacing Jason with Brian Bell) the album was released in 1994.

This led to Matt having fame and led some devious people approach him, one of them was [[Mr. Bean]]. Mr. Bean knew that Matt was the son of the furry god so the make him like his father, Mr. Bean gave him episodes of Tiny Toon Adventures, Sonic SATam, Looney Tunes, and probably more furry stuff to make him an actual furry.

Matt Sharp used this as a secondary personality but still continued and mad his own band, The Rentals, to become an actual band with '''HIS''' influence. Matt saw his new first album mediocre so he returned with Weezer but regretted this soon after. Rivers Cuomo was doing winy pedo songs(Described by Matt) and he was forced to make his bassist lines with them which led to the cinematic masterpiece Pinkerton. Matt Sharp hated the album so much so that he started having arguments with Rivers and became more unhealthy with his relationship with Sally Acorn.

Patrick and Bell was tired of Rivers emo depressing image and Matt's addiction of furry sex jokes but one of them had to leave so they kicked Matt Sharp and gave Rivers therapy to get him back in the right track. Matt Sharp would ignore it and continue with The Rentals with Maya Rudolph which he sexually harassed A LOT so much so that she had to file a restraining order on him. Nonetheless, he would sped everyday talking to Sally Acorn and he wanted her to return in the cancelled Sonic SATam. Luckily, DIC announced a new Sonic show which made Matt drop his balls but this was just a false alarm.

=== Creation of The Anti-Sonic Underground Gang ===
In 1999 AD, Sonic Undergounrd would be released with positive scores and a good reception across the world, it would make everyone forget that Sonic SATam existed and be sexully aroused around Bartleby more than Sally Acorn or Bunnie Rabbot. This show would make Matt Sharp really pissed at its exclusion of any Sonic SATam representation. This would make Matt Sharp create a online website called "The Anti-Sonic Underground Gang", at first nobody cared but the all the Satam fans grouped together to form something like a hostile group towards the show and would harass anyone who liked the show.

Matt would create Furaffinity during this time as his love note to all things Satam and furry related stuff.

Matt Sharp would get more fame of this and made the Rentals become the first band to support the movement but eventually it got too over boarded with trollers more than actual Sonic SATam fans. Matt Sharp tried to calm the group down but it ascended into anarchy like destroying and even killing anything Sonic Underground related which led to the death of some writers of the show so it had to be on a hiatus. Matt Sharp would be accused of all of this and he to change positions in the group in 2006 AD, leaving the trollers to start a undergound rebellious militia. He would return making music for the Rentals while trying to avoid every controversial topic that was about him.

=== Meeting with his Dad ===
He would be called upon the skies and be ascended to talk to his Dad whom gave him abilities to be the most lustful person that a furry can love on. Matt would have a furry harem soon after and he would make a website of all the porn screenshots named e621 in 2007. His harem would grow bigger and bigger enough for them to start a SFW furry reddit server that Matt created called r/furry. It is now known as if a furry touched his small penis, they will be brought good fortune and an incredible porn lifestyle. His dad was proud and named him the Jesus Christ of the furries.