Editing Only Thing I Love Cowboy (section)

==his peak song==
I hate my fuckin' boss and I hate my fuckin' job 
I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop 
I hate all other countries and I hate when people talk 
But, boy, do I love bein' home alone and jerkin' off 
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day 
I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet 
I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake 
And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate 
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now 
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow 
I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin' King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love 
In my dirty muddy pickup, drivin' bumpy with my dick up Bustin' all up in my dip cup, I'm the boss of bein' bricked up 
Blistered knuckles, I won't quit I'm bustin' nuts while on the shitter Whiskey wranglin' tipsy twister, jerkin' off is why I live 
I'm the big rig bone rubbin', sock-stained, stroke lovin' Wizard of the wiener, jerkin' off is all I need 
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day 
I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet 
I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate 
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow 
I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin' King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love, yeah
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