Editing Meme Saga Sisterhood (section)

=== Chapter 29: The Philosopher's Stone ===
G&amp;W is on a high throne that he bought from all the money that the Death Squad stole from Police Officers who are completely obedient to the troops and is shown that he's furious. Lust and Gluttony comes forwards to his throne with a proposition.

''Lust: Hello fellow Emperor, I would like to become a full elite member apart of your group along with my friend right here.''

''Gluttony: CAN I EAT YOUR ARM?''

''Lust: Oh my god shut the fuck up.''

''G&amp;W: Can you both shut up and prove yourself's you're worthy *gets off his chair* make me break a sweat and you get in.''

''Lust: Is it solo or double team?''

''G&amp;W: Double Team''

''Lust: Seems easy darling.''

''*Lust and Gluttony charges at G&amp;W but Lust uses her sharp attacks to make G&amp;W dodge a lot as Gluttony punches G&amp;W which makes him attack Gluttony hard while sweating*''

''Gluttony: *Still hurt* WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN''

''G&amp;W: Well I shouldn't have underestimated you two but are you two easily able to trust?''

''Lust: Yes and we have a proposition for you.''

''G&amp;W: Hmmm spell it out.''

''Lust: The Philosopher's Stone, a stone that can make me, Lust, and Gluttony human and more powerful when I heard about that but I'm confused who made me after fog from before. I could say it can also benefit you as many doctors, scientists, and ordinary pathetic people trying to find it for ages. I also know you have been trying to find similar stones from Envy.''

''G&amp;W: I heard about that before but I always thought it was a myth, can you prove it's true.''

''Lust: I was created by one, as I am a Homunculus.''

''G&amp;W: That's the thing that Envy was talking about himself, anymore proof?''

''Lust: *Intentionally gags herself to spit out similar looking stones*''

''G&amp;W: Disgusting but interesting, *goes to check out the stone* Thats all the proof I need'' 

''Lust: *Grabs it and swallows it back in*''

''G&amp;W: *Shocked* Well I do need you guys even though you're...actions are disgusting but I have been angry for some quite time because of that FUCKING PIGMASK DICKHEADS WHO KILLED 20 OF MY SOLDIERS WHILE MINE JUST CAUSED 4 DEATHS UGHHH. Can you train them for me like what Envy and Noseybonk does pleaseeeeeee?''

''Lust: Sure, I'm happy that me and Gluttony were allowed with a team that perfectly fits our goal AHAHAHAHAHAHA.''

''Gluttony: CAN I HAVE THAT SPIDER TO EAT *points at Kumoko whom is just entering the room*''

''Kumoko: Huh, why is he pointing at me?''

''G&amp;W: It's because that baffoon wants to eat you.''

''Kumoko: WHAT! *begins to attack Gluttony several times and traps him into a web*'' 

''Gluttony: NOOOOOOOO''

''Kumoko: *Latches herself on G&amp;W's shoulder*''

''G&amp;W: Hey Kumoko, have you checked up on our prisoners?''

''Kumoko: Well we fed them, and freed that blue guy.''

''G&amp;W: Wait why did you free Dust?''

''Kumoko: Well he had nothing we could use however we did beat him up just in case, Fidget on the other hand is still in there and I have a plan rather than her getting executed.''

''G&amp;W: What?''

''Kumoko: Use her as a spy against that one gerbil fatso. As long as we brainwash her, she will be obedient and have a false positive relationship with the rest as simply killing her is soooo stupid.''

''G&amp;W: Finally you had a strategic plan, I like it.''

''Kumoko: I know you would *smirks*''

''G&amp;W: Without Ren in the picture, I have full control while he's gone out for some stupid tournament, and I have all the plans on to me. LUST TELL THE ARMY TO SEARCH FOR THAT STONE!''

''Lust: It isn't eas-''

''G&amp;W: DO IT!''

''Lust: *quickly runs with Gluttony*''

''G&amp;W and Kumoko: *still both on the throne laughing manically about the plan to get the stone*''
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Meanwhile at the hotel, its filled with people as the whole place is crowded as it's only for people entering the tournament. At least 150 teams of four have entered the list of entrees of the tournament according to many flyers of lists of teams along with close friends allowed in the hotel too. Hiei and Kurama are talking about random stuff like their hobbies while entering the hallway to the gym. As they get there, they expected many people to be in the gym but there's only 20 in there since many people are overconfident. 

''Hiei: *Pulls off his shirt and begins doing push-ups quickly*''

''Kurama: Seems like I'll train too *begins pulling weighs*''

''???: Hey you guys look friendly, is it ok if I train with you guys?''

''Kurama: Sure, we don't mind you training with us.''

''???: Nice, also my name is Touya, I can instantly tell both of you are demons like me.''

''Kurama: Well it's nice to meet you Touya, I never saw anyone like you before and the names Kurama and this guy right here is Hiei.''

''Hiei: *stays silent as he's still training*''

''Touya: Wait....Kurama.....i heard that name before...are you Yoko Kurama? I heard many stories about him.''

''Kurama: Yeah''

''Touya: Really? Sweet but I thought you died.''

''Kurama: I transferred into a human body, also how did you get up here in the very top of Ohio?''

''Touya: Well it's very easy to go to places like these but forming a team was very tricky since I'm always alone down there. I met a girl in Rush Valley and we formed a team of two but then we merged into another team to qualify. To be honest, that side of the team is wacky and we had to be with them I mean if someone ever kills the angel in our team well I would be very happy.''

''Kurama: Looks like you have a very dysfunctional team.''

''Touya: Yeah-''

''*Greed rushed in*''

''Greed: A lackluster gym filled with lackies that will be CRUSHED *sees Hiei* HEY IT'S THAT EMO BOY.''

''Hiei: MY NAME'S HIEI NOT THAT UGH''

''Greed: I knew you would come here, that's why I'm training extra hard to finally crush you.''

''Hiei: Whats the grudge with me anyways?''

''Greed: Eh you're like the only few I know that would be in this tournament.''

''Touya: *looking at Kurama* What's this guy anyways?''

''Kurama: Greed, an Homunculus that I presume owns a bar in the town that we were stuck in.''

''Touya: Oh''

''Greed: Yeah yeah I'm famous but Hiei, I want you to fight me NOW.''

''Hiei: To waste my energy on you, forget about it.''

''Greed: Ughhh, well you're too scared to fight me.''

''Hiei: Quite the opposite.''

''*Suddenly, claps can be heard*''

''Touya: Did anyone hear that?''

''*Other bystanders in the gym also get confused but a weird magician lands down on the ground while still clapping*''

''???: I can sense a lot of energy coming in this simple gym.''

''Gym Member: THATS HISOKA RUN'' 

''*Half of the people in the gym run*''

''Hiei: I have never heard of this guy in my life, why are they so scared of a simple clown.''

''Greed: Oh no...oh no....''

''Hisoka: We meet again Greed and you brought a few friends, no?''

''Greed: This isn't even my team, they're in the rooms relaxing.''

''Hisoka: Yes I see, I know Tien and Gantu and Martel are in the back and I can simply destroy their rooms in seconds but I don't feel like it.''

''Greed: Guys this is somebody you don't wanna mess with, he was called the Booty Snatcher back then when me and him went to clubs. He also likes little bo-''

''Hisoka: You liar, I am only interested in their power.''

''Greed: Never trust this guy, he also tried killing me on several occasions to see if I was dead or not to test my immortality.''

''Hisoka: You homunculi are all the same.''

''Hiei: So why are you here then?''

''Hisoka: To participate in the Tournament like everyone else but I'm going solo.''

''Touya: You can't go solo, you need three more members.''

''Hisoka: Well I hired three people from Craigslist to join and i just know they'll die instantly in the Brainrot Royale so I have nothing to worry about.''

''Touya: YOU'RE SIMPLY SACRIFICING PEOPLE'S LIVES JUST FOR YOU TO JOIN SOLO IN THIS? HOW EVIL ARE YOU''

''Hiei: To be fair, he's gonna struggle in this if going solo.''

''Greed: Oh no he won't, he'll absolutely decimate teams without being scratched.''

''Hisoka: He's right, also Hiei, I think I'm interested in your power as I can sense a lot coming from you and that red-haired beautiful guy right next to you.''

''Greed: See he's acting weird again.''

''Hiei and Kurama: *both gets creeped out*''

''Hisoka: Don't worry I won't do anything else also I do know you have a worthy team as I saw Martlet and Duster sleeping safe and soundly along with Yukina and Izumi which I presumably think they're affiliated with you guys.''

''Hiei: How do you know their names?''

''Hisoka: I just do.''

''Greed: Don't underestimate him Hiei, he can tell their name in seconds.''

''Hiei: Yeah I know that.''

''Greed: But still, IM BEATING YOUR ASS UP WHEN WE FIGHT.''

''Hiei: And i'll be bored beating you up.''

''Greed: BET''

''Hiei: You would instantly lose money by doing that.''

''Greed: UGH FUCK YOU.''

''Hisoka: Seems like we have a rivalry hmmm but I have to get going, toodles *flees off*''

''*The rest seem to train up but Touya is still worried about Hisoka*''

'''''&lt;big&gt;End Of Chapter 29&lt;/big&gt;'''''