Editing Birdie

[[File:Be Nice to Me, I have Assburgers.png|thumb|Birdie covered in <s>period blood</s> ketchup]]'''Birdie''' is the main villain of Persona PP and the 3rd person to become the [[The Skull Heart|Skullgirl]] to attack those who she believed to have wronged her and her fucked up fetishes. Luckily she was the shortest lived Skullgirl as her hubris and Synnibear is what stopped her, as she cut herself to death with the ribcages of rabbits whilst arguing with her.
== This USER is the FERRET BASHER ==



Despite being only 20 years old, Birdie (also known as Damagedcoda6669) has become chronically online beyond all known limits due to over 8 years of unsupervised internet access. This can be seen from her interests in generic 2000s rawr XD meme culture and from the fact that she types like a retard obsessed with Homestuck. She is so autistic (and also heckin' BPD don't forget that!1!!) that she makes the members of [[Jason Gomez The Dinosaur|Super]] [[DogsEatingDogs6|Origami]] [[Incredible Gassy|Kingdom]] look like PHD-winning scientists in comparison. She claims to be a transgender male, despite putting in no effort or initiative to present even remotely masculine, most likely because she's too busy gooning to femboy porn to act like a self-respecting man. She also enjoys being called "it" because she's so brain-damaged she doesn't see herself as a person or something. She likes to cut herself, which she clearly fetishizes in her art, all while molesting small rodents and e-diddling 13-year-olds on Discord. What's even crazier is that her parents (while arguably being the main cause of her behavior by spoiling her rotten to the point of having to BATHE her because she was so damn lazy (she also considers this sexual abuse lmfao)) had managed to ban her from the internet for a couple years, but once she got it back she barely learned anything and still attempts to excuse her degeneracy by pointing the finger at all the people who she interacted with, as seen in grand her return video on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEQQN9MRXj8
[[File:Screenshot 2024-12-12 175950.png|none|thumb|of fucking course]]

== What goes around comes around ==
Ironically, Birdie gladly calls out her  s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶ m̶o̶m̶m̶y̶  fellow animation meme friend Synnibear03, formerly known as ScootalooLovesSans, for similar inappropriate behaviors around underaged discord users (although Birdie labels these behaviors as "grooming", there is debate that Synni wasn't actively trying to creep on kids but instead was simply too retarded to filter herself out around them), only to ignore the underaged victim by playing the victim by begging her paypiggies for ten thousand dollars (she ended up getting twelve thousand, WTF) so she can run away like Andy Ditch whenever he's being 'bused, which she somehow successfully attained. Keep in mind that she has no job or GED, as she claims she's too "disabled" to get off of her ass and contribute to society besides making art that looks like an ungodly combination of Eddsworld and Family Guy, all while getting a monthly SSI tugboat [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]] style (your tax dollars at work, people), meanwhile Synni works 2-3 jobs a day so she can pay for all of Birdie's body pillows and chicken tendies (autism food). She also claims that Synni "raped" her because they made out but she regretted it afterwards lol.[[File:Thediddling.png|none|thumb|THEY'RE 'BUSIN MEEEEEEE!1!11111!!1111111one]]

One of the main reasons birdie claims to be too disabled to work is because she has POTS, a strange, vertigo-like neurological illness that presents almost entirely in middle/upper class white girls. Like seriously, you never see big fat old black dudes saying "sorry bro I have POTS", it's always the whities of the zero self-accountability variant. Maybe you wouldn't be so damn lethargic if you weren't losing blood by being too busy gooning to slitting your wrists and legs you stupid cunt. 
[[File:In of propriate cw self harm by damagedcoda6969 dejc78f-375w-2x.jpg|none|thumb|"i w0nd3r why im s0 heckin' tir3d 4ll t3h tim3 >w<"]]
[[File:Self-harm is so heckin quirky!!1!1!.png|none|thumb|Isn't self-harm so quirky rawwr XD nyan cat waffles n tacos *holds up spork* random giues!!!?!!!?]]


Despite having admonished Synni's innapropriate actions around kids, she soon after liked a 15-year-old's artwork of both of their brain-damaged sex addict personas together. 
[[File:1731051151750.png|none|thumb|never change birdie, never change]]
As of December 2024, she has breached her containment in Seattle, Washington, after one of her own asskissers decided enough was enough and kicked her out of her house. Her current whereabouts are unknown (Hopefully she probably won't get anywhere near the Deep South since she's too scared of all the dang dirty spooky evil nazi republicans <s>and poor people who can't cough up cash for her</s>  living there, although a bait account on the website toyhouse pretending to be birdie claimed that she was somewhere in Missouri. Even the estrogen-ridden bleeding heart tards who donated to her initial gofundme are starting to wise up and are reporting it, har har har.
[[File:Regertz.jpg|none|thumb|''they are becoming restless'']]

== The Birdsquatch ==
Apparently one of birdie's former friends called her out on Xhitter for trashing another former friend named JULAYYYYYY's house and leaving behind period blood-stained sheets on the bed, yuck. She also left one of her body pillows she made of one of her OCs behind GEG.
[[File:Brockenengrish.jpg|none|thumb|why are these people too lazy to type out "you"?]]
[[File:Tardsty1.jpg|none|thumb|chronically online-ahh bedroom]]
[[File:Biohazard.jpg|none|thumb|YUCK!!!!!!!1!1]]
[[File:Crumbs.jpg|none|thumb|ofc she eats on the bed too]]

== Legendary found footage ==
<nowiki>''DON'T CUT DOWN THE INTERNET DAD OR I'</nowiki>LL '''HECKIN' KILL MYSELF'''!!1!11! YOU '''DON'T''' KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF!!!1!!1!!!"

-Birdie, when her stepfather was (very calmly) telling her to stop streaming because it was 3 in the morning and everyone was trying to sleep
[[File:Cutting down the internet.mp4|none|thumb|someone please animate this I'm begging you]]This time her mommy comes in to scold her for giving their address out online[[File:Birdie s mom interrupts Birdie s stream because she doxed herself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so funny.mp4|none|thumb|SHE'LL CUT DOWN THE INTERNET TOO!!!!!]]
[[File:Chris-chan-im-workin-on-it.gif|none|thumb|the parallels are unreal (at least chris-chan was way more respectful to his dad in this)]]
[[File:Whipipo.png|thumb|Birdie (,the one with the dunce hat,) seen in public with her sugar mommy, Synnibear03]]
[[File:Myeyesarebleeding.png|thumb|oh god please no]]

== Fun Factz!!11!1!!1!!==

*Claims to be [https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/905179435798503434/1308820076236902400/IMG_1482.jpg?ex=673f552e&is=673e03ae&hm=a82b31c06be54c71c865e7485a1fd27ecc74caad296037429a584e86cd3ae752& aromantic/asexual] and gay at the same time, idk how that works
*Evidence from her early posts suggests that she was a strong user of the infamous N-word. .
[[File:Klansman birdie.jpg|none|thumb|Yeesh, PMS much?]]
[[File:Fucking disgusting.png|none|thumb|wtf???? that username is not a wholesome reddit moment!!!!!]]
* She drew her character over a picture of a memorial dedicated to victims of a bar shooting (yes, this is real). She made an apology for it, but it's hard to take it seriously because it's written with second-grade level typing skills.

[[File:1000012407.jpg|none|thumb]]
[[File:Apologydoc.png|none|thumb|the apology:]]

*She's a onceler fangirl (of course she is)
*She has [[Enrique|EEEEEVIL AUTISM!!!!1!!1]]

[[File:Incriminating evidence.jpg|none|thumb|Birdie using her aformentioned "evil autism" to torment an innocent man]]

*Like most gen Z white women pretending to be transsexual, she has a fetish for tit removal surgery scars despite also being into large breasts on supposed transsexual men (that don't even try to look like men at all) as well, huh?
*She fakes having Multiple Personalities (though surprisingly not to the full extent as most tiktok e-whores do) and goons to the idea of her quirky alternate personalities doing each other, one of these alternate personalities is based off of the Onceler (unsure if she still uses this one) and one is named Gore Whore (I'm not kidding) She has many others that she still uses (such as Idiot Boy, the retarded "incubus" with a blue waffle and the anatomy of a mii on Wii Sports).
[[File:Oncelerfag.png|none|thumb|correct answer: NO!!11111!111]]
[[File:I dont know either by spritecranbirdie del6sb7-pre.png|none|thumb|If she wanted to be realistic she should've replaced the "gore" with "ferret"]]
[[File:Idot boy redesign by damagedcoda6969 deksev7-414w-2x.jpg|none|thumb|this "hypersexual" demonic entity isn't seducing anyone honey]]
* Apparently she once joined a self-harm fetish group "cult" on Discord where the owner, Mortis, has gotten into full-blown legal trouble for molesting his (Mortis is mentioned as a "he" but I swear I've heard that they were a trans-trender like birdie too so idk) dog, along with other degenerate shit. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, I see.
* Before she would also use money from the art she comissioned to buy stuff to cut herself with.
* It has been confirmed by other family members of Birdie's that she has physically abused her younger brother (dubbed "Sailor" by her) to the point he's terrified of her.
* She is a frequent nuthouse visitor, mainly due to her violently lashing out at her family (but that's okay because they're a bunch of dang dirty homerphobic trainsphobic raycist republican biguts!!11!!)
*She has been in multiple online open relationships with other chronically online underaged internet retards, and would often tard rage and make violent statements/ "vent art" over discord whenever they broke up.[[File:Screenshot 2024-12-12 165408.png|none|thumb|''totally'' normal 16-year-old behavior]][[File:Emonbrocken.jpg|left|thumb|Maybe Birdie would've still been in high school and got her diploma if she wasn't so busy doing this degenerate shit]][[File:Intimidating.jpg|left|thumb|if yuo're lucifer then i'm archangle micheal and i'm gunna PWN you!!11!111!!!]]

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== Comments ==
this wiki page is 10x more cringe than anything birdie has done and i hate that guy LOLLL an edgy cringelord autistically spitting 4chan larp speak about another edgy cringelord
<br />-- Totally not Jack's account (<s>talk</s>) 20:43, 17 January 2026 (EST)

Cry harder Jack
<br />-- [[User:Dung Eater|Dung Eater]] ([[User talk:Dung Eater|talk]]) 06:43, 26 April 2026 (EDT)