Editing Brad Wong

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'''Brad Wong (布莱德王)''' is the Drunken Martial Arts master from China he is a Independent protagonist of the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga]] who's only goal is to search for the legendary wine Genra this was a year long quest that he was assigned to by his master and soon by [[Mr. Game & Watch]] he is also known as the man who has the last surviving Nanamiling as he saved the Orange one from [[Koragg]] and is now raising her in the ways of the drunken fist. He is the cool drunk guy in the series and is the seller of [[Normal Beer]] which causes him to get into a rivalry with [[Gay Horse]] because he keeps harassing him over [[Gay Beer]] he plays a small role within the saga as he basically is just trying to search for the Genra but he keeps getting tangled up in the faction war between the Freakies and the NPC's. Brad is often made fun of because of his lack of a job and the fact that he has grey hairs at the age of 30.
==Personality and Appearance==
Brad seems to be characterized by his love of alcohol as well as his overall nonchalant demeanor. He fights with honor and exhibits the spirit of a true martial artist in that he treats others with the respect they deserve, never talking down to an opponent, though of course, if attacked, he will defend himself. He tends to be flirty, showy, and confident in front of women. However he is also quite comfortable with older otherworldly women like [[Vanculia]], who he shares a drink with after their fight but doesn't make any advances as he has a code that if the girl is married or has a girlfriend he will never cuck someone as that is even more dishonorable than bothering him over Gay beer.

He also has a bit of a lazy streak as seen when he's traveling with Orange Nanamiling, due to his continual drunkenness and being unemployed without any real goals other than to drink and fight to his heart's content.

His appearance however is different as he keeps his look from DEAD OR ALIVE 4. Brad has a slim but muscular physique, tanned skin, a slim oval face, and narrow brown eyes. His facial hair is neatly trimmed into a short beard. Despite being quite young-looking, Brad's long hair has already grayed, his hair is worn loose and drops to about upper shoulder length Most of Brad's outfits have traditional Chinese designs behind them and have a few layers to them, with some looking a little worned and ragged from his travels. One of his outfits from Dead or Alive 4, however, has a more modern design, consisting of tanned pants, a silvered studded belt, a half-open shirt made from shiny material, and chain necklaces that outfit is what he usually wears during the freaky saga but he often switches from his modern outfit to his Chinese outfit.
==Biography==
===The Quest For Genra===
One day, Brad's martial arts teacher Chen sent him on a journey to find a type of wine called "Genra." Although the drink was a mystery to Brad, he began his journey and spent three years looking for the drink. His search for the legendary wine would cause him to be unemployed and soon became a drifter in his quest for this said wine during his quest he became a salesman for [[Normal Beer]] where later he would get fucking harassed by [[Gay Horse]] because the horse wanted Gay Beer but Brad Wong just kept on telling bro that he's the old norm and only had Normal beer. This would be a mistake as it would soon lead to Gay horse's rivalry with the drunken fuck. during this 3 year long journey he encounters [[Beth]] and Harasses her in the drunken state but its more like he tried to charm her with his drunken rizz it didn't go well as she tried to burn him which caused Brad to beat her ass with his powerful drunken fist. While on his search still he encounters a box about to be destroyed by [[Koragg]] and Magimilfs massive GYATT but instead he intervenes and fights the two causing them to retreat he looks in the box and sees the last remaining Nanamiling in existence. Brad takes the Orange Nanamiling and claims it as his pupil in the drunken martial arts. with his protege in hand to continue his journey. It seems that he gives up his drink at the end but it could be that he has just weakened his habit because he is seen drinking again at the next arc.
===Destruction of DOATEC arc===
During the arc where [[Victor Donovan]] lost his previous business Brad was minding his business until he was approached by [[Kumoko]] and [[Mr. Game & Watch|Her Father]] they were here to tell Brad that they knew where the Genra was located however it came with a cost he would have to join the NPC Alliance and fight the Freakies due to Brad Wongs stupidity and his quest for the genra he accepted this offer with the NPC's having no idea what was going to happen. Soon after joining the alliance he was assigned to take down Miyuki Ozu aka [[𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻]] due to her [[Ball Crushing Factory]] ruining things which brad decided to take part of but during his mission he'd encounter [[Lt. Fox Vixen]], Brad takes a liking to her and offers her to share a drink with him. However, the girl rejects him and fights him instead leaving Brad no choice but to get drunk and get his ass beat instead. after the ass whooping he was captured and sent to the Ball Crushing Factory to be interrogated by MagiMilf herself and with his balls on the line he decides to spill the truth that he was only there to acquire the legendary wine known as Genra. Magimilf realized that the drunken fuck just wanted a legendary drink and told him that the freaky society has the Genra but if he wants to get it he must first stop working for the NPC's as she tells him he got played like a fucking fiddle and was used as a pawn. Brad understood what the submissive milf was saying and agreed with her offer which caused Brad to be put on the NPC'S Hit list. After he was free from the ball crushing factory he began to search for the leader of the freaky society that being Dan himself but he was [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklSZmIx9-o| Hit with the punk tactics] by local vampire bitch [[Vanculia]] where they would fight for about 4 or so episodes before the drunken master came out victorious he would later offer her a drink and tried to use his rizz only to find out that she was already submissive to someone else and Brad had a moral code stating that cucking someone is a worse as begging for gay beer so instead of getting Freaky he and Vanculia became friendly rivals after their fighter vowing that she'd win in their next confrontation with Brad laughing at her silly assumption that she'd beat him before drinking again. [[File:LoudDrinkingNoises.jpg|thumb|Brad Moments after beating Vanculia]]
==[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga]]==
===Bloodsport Freakytale part 3===
after the massive boss fight between the freakies and Davy Jones Brad wong would finally meet face to face with Dan and finally would get his chance to ask the question "Do you have the Genra" Dan reveals that he does have the genra and wants to know why he even wanted it for Brad reveals that he's been blindly searching for it because his stupid master talked about it and finally after 6 or so years of searching it was finally in his hands Dan hands him the genra and Brad took a sip from its container however, he seems to have a trippy, drug-like experience, hinting that the drink was nothing more than a hallucinogen. this pissed Brad off because he wasted 6 years to find a wine that just makes you trip balls and in a fit of rage he gave Dan the drink back and said he was done with it and just wanted to know what he needs to do now that he drank the wine and Dan just to him clear and simple "You gotta join the freaky society" Brad was sick and tired of joining factions over a fucking wine but he had no choice he got what he wanted but now has to repay them and Brad Joined the Freaky Society in his time in the society he would get locked in [[Christie]]'s assassin sex dungeon where she played with his Brad Dong lmao for like 10 or so days after the torture he was invited to a tea party with [[Hänsel & Gretel|The Twins]] and [[Hidan]] where they made him play house as the role of the Grandpa due to his gray hairs. Brad goes to check on Orange Nanami only to see She's turn into some normal Orange haired anime girl and not a orange [[Nanami Madobe]] and he realized this was a fake made by DOATEC to piss off the freakiest but he didn't care he had a protege after this shit Brad runs into Beth again and tries to hit on her like he did before. As she is about to slap him, Brad is flipped over by his Pupil. After this he becomes a supporting character within the lore but not a protagonist as Brad Wong isn't considered peak enough to be a protagonist [[File:LoudDrinkingNoises2.jpg|thumb|Cool Pose Mr. Wong]]
==Trivia==
*Currently his rematch between him and Vanculia has yet to happen
*He hits the coolest poses when he's drunk and when fighting
*He appears many times during fights.
*He is still disappointed that the Genra was just a fucking liquid hallucinogen 
*Brad can't own a car because of his drinking habits
*Brad owns no [[Gay beer]] and that's why [[Gay Horse]] hates him

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