Editing GregGory House

[[File:Stickmaster500.jpg|frameless|left|310x310px]]Dr. GregGroy PP House, not to be confused with [[Gregory the Rat|Gregory Mouse]], is an unlicensed pharmacist and a holistic physicist, specializing in treating those suffering severe internet retardation. He is addicted to a lot of mind stimulating drugs such as xanax, and magnesium of various types, believing himself to have gained over 75 IQ points since abusing them. He is also at war with mild lupus, hypochromic anemia, and common episodes of nausea and seizures induced by his drug addiction, that had left him with a paralyzed left leg.  

He had many stories from his dream and LSD journal, some stranger than others, like one dream where Silksong released and some guy left a negative by comparing it to how knights in the dark ages used to be great, and how the game felt historically inaccurate due to that, all with an over-the-top Victorian accent/Medieval speech, or another dream where he was fighting demons with his bare hands and kept talking about how God was on his side. Later he saw one particularly busty and curvy succubus and then said "Damn, that's one demon I wanna lay instead of slay~". And if that wasn't enough, the mf explained himself that he intended to purify the next generation of demons with his genes.  

As a quack, he constantly diagnose his patients' ailments as meningitis. Unfortunately, for his hatebase, he's always proven correct with his judgment.  

His personality is best described as [[Pertwee burgers|Doctor Who]] if he had the attitude of [[Shadow The Hedgehog]]. Or to anyone else who isn't a disgusting [[Science|redditor]]: if Sherlock Holmes became a medical doctor. 

== Wise Words of Advice From Dr. House To His Patients Questions: ==

{{Quote||''I always feel like shit, how can I feel anything but shit?''}}
<div style="text-align:right">House MD: "''Have you tried shitting?''"

{{Quote||''My baby died of heatstroke and it's NOT FAIR!!!''}}
House MD: "''Just smoke some weed''"

{{Quote||''I have gambling problem, and it's fucking my life up, man!''}}
House MD: "''You're right. And that is why you should give me your money and bank login, I'll save it better than you could.''"

== Memorable moment: ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/uVN6X8fIHdE?si=CiXrInbwbkJOnx8e</youtube>
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