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|title = Kim Jong Goon
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|imagegallery = He cumz
|Row 2 title = Aliases
|Row 2 info = Kim Jong Un<br>Master Control<br>Master Cumtrol<br>Kim Jong Goon<br>supreme '''dick'''tator of North Korea<br>The Master of Goon
|Row 3 title = Species
|Row 3 info = Homo Sapien
|Row 4 title = Pronouns
|Row 4 info = We/Us
|Row 5 title = Education
|Row 5 info = Switzerland Schools
|Row 6 title = Enemies
|Row 6 info = A lot<br>[[The Anti Porno Gang]]
|Row 7 title = Sex
|Row 7 info = {{Male}}
|Row 8 title = Weight
|Row 8 info = A lot
|Row 9 title = Penis Size
|Row 9 info = '''WAY TO FUCKING LONG'''
|Row 10 title = Sexuality
|Row 10 info = Heterosexual
|Row 11 title = Age
|Row 11 info = 42 <small>(The meaning of life)</small>
|Row 12 title = Fighting Styles
|Row 12 info = Cum Nukes
|Row 13 title = Awards
|Row 13 info = All of them in North Korea
|Row 14 title = Children
|Row 14 info = [[Lil Kimmie]]
|Row 15 title = Spouse
|Row 15 info = [[Lt. Fox Vixen]] <small>(Formerly)</small>
|Row 16 title = Emblem
|Row 16 info = <big>🇰🇵</big>
|Row 17 title = English VA
|Row 17 info = Donald Trump
|Row 18 title = Japanese VA
|Row 18 info = Aoi Yuuki
|Row 19 title = Status
|Row 19 info = {{Alive}}
|Row 20 title = Previous Residence
|Row 20 info = North Korea Palace
|Row 21 title = Current Residence
|Row 21 info = Some random ass house in China
|Row 22 title = Criminal Record
|Row 22 info = CUM NUKES CUM NUKES CUM NUKES
|Row 23 title = Likes
|Row 23 info = Gooning<br>CUM NUKES<br>himself
|Row 24 title = Personality
|Row 24 info = 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
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'''Kim Jong Un''' also known as '''Master Cumtrol''', was the Supreme Leader of a nation that was apart of the Tröll Empire who serves as a frenemy within the [[L.O.S.E.R.S.|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety]]. [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]] gave him 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂cooties to make him ejaculate better then he already did because he thought it would be funny. Despite this, Kim Jong Un does not completely support 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism and his alliance is only out of self-interest like most other members. He is the son of Kim Jong Il and was notoriously known as a really big NPC who hated everything freaky but when he got to China, he realized that being Freaky is awesome and fucking cool and now currently resides in Bikini Bottom and eventually into the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Galaxy. He also declared war on every NPC Afiiliated Groups like the "horrible" and "stinky" Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society and other sub-divisions around it. He is also a well known master of the ancient art of masturbation. He is a man who never stops jerking off no matter what. He ejaculates around 69 times per day, shooting out thousands of gallons of cum at 420 times speed of light. He jerks of so much, that 68% of his entire country is just his thick, goey white cum. He goons so much, he's seen all porn on the internet around 42 million times. While it is unhealthy to have a porn addiction, he's jerked off so many times so fast, it's actually healthy for him. 

He's super obbessed with himself and his own cum and he's also VERY attracted to nucumlear bombs.

He also is the ex-husband of his furry creation called [[Lt. Fox Vixen]] and had a child called [[Lil Kimmie]] which is his only son.

He was commonly a joke in the early scenes of A 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Movie but he didn't know since he was too busy making cum nukes and shit while Patrick over here made a racist comment about him and he still didn't do anything. He would later be excited for the first Cum Nuke Testing which was aimed at a ocean near Russia's far east side but it accidentally hit a far-northern city of Japan which killed over 100-500 people.

==History==

===Early Life===

Kim was born on January 8th, 1984. When he was just 2 years old, he discovered his ability to jerk off and cum all over the place. Kim just lived outside North Korea to do some school I guess, nothing really happens to him in his childhood despite being the son to a literal leader but afterwards he starts to stay in North Korea to do some shit idk. He does stuff and when his Father died, he became leader of the failing state when he realized he had so much fucking power to make Cum Nukes and shit

===Rise to power===

When he was 32 years old, Kim became the supreme '''dick'''tator of the entirety of North Korea after his dad fucking died.

=== Korean War Arc ===
Between all the events leading up to Japan and South Korea declaring war on this country, we see at the beginning that Kim really wanted to produce a furry waifu so he led his Nucumlear Engineers to make the Cum Nuke and the Waifu. In the labs, we see many furry projects of fully Furries and Semi-Furries but Kim wanted this because Furry DNA is more easier than Human ones or that Sea Creatures look fucking ugly so alas his Waifu called Lt. Fox Vixen was born as a fully grown adult so he could jizz all over her and fuck her to produce a perfect son but he was interrupted by alerts from his guards that the Cum Nuke hit Japan. Kim came all over one of the guards and told the other Guard to never see foot in his way never again before approaching that one north Korean news anchor to deliver the false news that Japan declared war on North Korea because of them being Pussies about the first Cum Nuke Testing.

Kim Jong Un sended thousands and thousands of soldiers to invade South Korea whom also declared war on them during the Cum Nuke Crisis. At first his army was doing very well in capturing Seoul and then their coastal lines so he chilled back with his Waifu and led the other genetically creations to go wild but all of them was captured by Japanese Spy's but led to safety under Bikini Bottom. Speaking of Bikini Bottom, they sended aid and volunteers to South Korea which are criminals like 𝓓𝓪𝓷, Dr. Hämsterviel, Ka-Chung, Extra Freaky Bob, and to name a few. Kim just relaxed but was still nervous about the war battle results until he was alerted that South Koreans approached the DMZ Line which made him pee his pants

South Korea launched an offensive to capture Pyongyang and to demoralize every North Korean Soldier and Citizen leading to many North Korean Soldiers fighting for their life but to immediately be shot for their worthless cause. Kim activated Emergency Mode to gather minor nucumclear weapons to attack South Korean Battle Lines which only worked for a week before they found out and released Anti-Nucumlear weapons which prevented the slowing down of army lines. Kim then evacuated in China before Pyongyang was taken by Japanese and South Korean forced which was a easy battle because the city was just full of Citizens and not Soldiers. The General's formatted a defense line for a last stand against them until Japan sneak attacked them due to their navy and made the rest of the army capitulate while others fled into China or Russia.

Kim didn't want to sign the treaty due to his '''[[Low Taper Fade|MASSIVE]]''' Paranoia and instead sent his top-tier general to do it which led to South Korea uniting Korea under one democratic banner while the other government was still exiled in China, others established small communities in Russia near the North Korean-Russian Bridge. Kim was just fucking tired and rest for the next years while discovering Anime exists and now actually wanted to produce more Furries to fuck and cum all over but can't due to his Labs still stuck in Korea. He also hired random surviving soldiers like Geumsaegi but little did he know that this thing was gonna be bad. Kim became an actual fat Asian who now likes all things freaky while practicing his skills in Chinese Martial Arts and always succeeding. He still was in love with the fox and gave birth to Lil Kimmie during this time.

=== Freaky Arc ===

==== Beginning of the Freaky Arc ====
Kim Jong Un was currently bored in China as all he can do is be exiled in a government house while going on 4chan boards trolling but then he was informed about one of his elite Members killing his Waifu so he went out and checked that it was true and Geumsaegi betrayed Kim. Kim Jong Un was very sad and cried so much so that he told the Chinese Army to attack Geumsaegi but that was unsuccessful as a [[Mr. Game & Watch|mysterious black man]] came in and saved the traitor. Kim was devastated and fled China into Bikini Bottom to find Geumsaegi and have  vengeance but then a orange man came in.
[[File:061218-us-president-donald-trump-north-korea-chairman-kim-jong-un-post.jpg|center|thumb|444x444px|Friendship]]

'''The Real Donald J Trump''' was Kim's enemy before but he came to Kim and wanted to become friends with him, Kim agreed ofc just to steal his stuff and fly away with it but Trump was so nice to him that he didn't do it. Kim and Trump trained for days on end to train enough to get Kim ready to kill any opposing NPC.

==Attemped Assasination Attempts==
[[The Anti Porno Gang]] have constantly tried to assasinate Kim throughout the years with absolutely no sucess mainly because they wanted to try and make him stop gooning and watching porn. There were over 634 failed attempts to kill this guy, 528 of them were because his cum got in the way. Eventually the Anti Porno Gang just gave up cuz fuck it there's nothing we can do about it he's too strong.

==What he smells like==
Since he goons all the time, he absolutely fucking reeks! This waifu and son are the only ones who can bare his smell cuz they went noseblind. Here are a list of what he smells like

*Fish
*Skunks
*Rotten Eggs
*Teen Spirit

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