Editing Only Thing I Love Cowboy

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The Cowboy from the hit AI music video the only thing I love by beats by ai is a minor freakture in the freaky lore and is the first successor in line to be a goonlord during their 1000 year blood war against the edgemasters. The cowboy hates everything in the world including his dumb ex wife and her stupid boyfriend cop and every country and when people talk, except for one thing and that being Jerking Off he does it everyday EveryNight in his jacked up Chevrolet and even when he's walking down busy streets. He is hated by NPC's because not only is he ai but he's a top tier gooner like top 7 best gooners in the saga and has extreme levels of goon power despite being a freakture meaning he could easily solo [[Police Officer 1]]. his song is so peak that it was even used as the main theme of neo blood debts first season before Perkins Miller's soldiers destroyed it. He made the only listenable country song lol. W gooning power as in terms of past goon masters he has already surpassed the jelqing goon streak of [[Google Chrome Dinosaur]]

He was the former master of goon before [[Kim Jong Un]] fucking stole his title by using North Korean gooning technology.  
==his peak song==
I hate my fuckin' boss and I hate my fuckin' job 
I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop 
I hate all other countries and I hate when people talk 
But, boy, do I love bein' home alone and jerkin' off 
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day 
I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet 
I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake 
And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate 
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now 
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow 
I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin' King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love 
In my dirty muddy pickup, drivin' bumpy with my dick up Bustin' all up in my dip cup, I'm the boss of bein' bricked up 
Blistered knuckles, I won't quit I'm bustin' nuts while on the shitter Whiskey wranglin' tipsy twister, jerkin' off is why I live 
I'm the big rig bone rubbin', sock-stained, stroke lovin' Wizard of the wiener, jerkin' off is all I need 
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day 
I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet 
I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate 
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow 
I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin' King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love, yeah
{{Freaktures}}