Editing The Rapture

[[File:Teachings of Jesus 38 of 40. the rapture. one in the field. Jan Luyken etching. Bowyer Bible.gif|thumb|WHO INVITED THE RAPTURE 😭😭😭]]
[[File:Rapture.jpg|thumb|I brought croutons]]
'''The Rapture''' also known as '''the Thanos Snap''' is an eschatological position held by some Christians, particularly those of American evangelicalism, consisting of an end-time event when all dead Christian believers will be resurrected and, joined with Christians who are still alive, together will rise "in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air."

It was invented by Harold Camping, CEO of Family Radio, in 2010. He states that the rapture would come in a form of a giant earthquake that the Earth had never experienced before, thanks to God's arch nemesis: [[Marlo]] taking a piss on Iceland, 11th of May 2011. However Marlo on that day, instead pissed on the moon, thus proving his scientific backed rapture prediction as wrong as the rest.


He brought croutons btw so that's cool