Editing The Sandvich

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The Sandvich is a food god that can be summoned through the summoning ritual. Other stuff here idk</blockquote>

==Summary==
The Sandvich is a powerful source that even managed to end the [[The Engineer|Engineer]] in his god form.

Sandviches can usually be spotted inside fridges, and especially in [[The Heavy|Heavy's]] pocket (he also carries an emergency Sandvich between his butt cracks). If he wears a fancy winter hat and a funny beard he might even share it.

According to foodologists, a sandwich gets created when a bread and a fillings pair with each other. "The average lifespan is approximately 2 minutes at max.

==Appearance==
Olive<br>toothpick (for olive)<br>Slice of Bread (1/2)<br>Salad<br>Tomatoes (2x)<br>Cheese (3x)<br>Ham (2x)<br>Slice of Bread (2/2)

==History==
[[The Heavy|Heavy]] created the Sandvich in a cold winter night in the deep Dgtztzurgduzzt (I'm sure thats written that way) mountains. He was hungry so he killed a bear for ham and milked a local penguin to create the cheese. For the tomatoes he cut someones freezing balls of and whatever the salad is made of. He had the bread already with him and created the first Sandvich. It tasted like shit but he quickly found out about its potential.

Heavy continued perfectovizing the Sandvich technique until he became the first Sandvich master known to man.

Once [[Nikocado Avocado]] tried to steal his Sandviches because he was """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""starving""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" but the Sandvich said no and it was legally not allowed for Nikocado to eat the Sandvich without its consent.

In the unreleased TF2 comic #7, the Sandvich managed to weaken the in god form [[The Engineer|Engineer]] by giving him an allergic peanut butter reaction, after he got rubbed deply with that soft peenut creme. 

Heavy continued to create new Sandviches until in the Mannvich ending, Sandviches went officially extinct after this day. 

{{Quote|The Heavy (somewhere in history)|Sandvich and I are cumming!}}

==Relationships==
'''Heavy:''' Loves them like his guns.

'''Medic:''' Likes fishing them out of Heavy.

==Notes==

*Sandviches are able to give consumer a temporary [[Homo-Energy]] boost for 69 seconds.
*Has murdered 7 children.
*The Sandvich does indeed have Rule34 images...
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