Dr. Gastronomical II - Revision history

Ninespit at 18:45, 28 May 2026

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Ninespit at 18:45, 28 May 2026

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Adventures

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Ninespit at 18:23, 25 May 2026

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JoshGroban at 22:45, 18 January 2026

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	The First Balkan War broke out on October 8, 1912-- where the quadruple alliance of Serbia, Greece, Montenegro and Bulgaria declared war on the Ottomans to push them out of Europe. However, with the modernization of the Ottoman Army and expansion of the Green Storm paramilitary, the war would see a decisive victory for the Mustafa regime. After defeating Serbia, Montenegro and pushing the Greeks to a siege in Athens, the army would begin approaching Sofia where the Russians threatened to intervene if they were to continue engaging. Mustafa ignored them, and pressed on to battling the Bulgarians in their capital city. Russia would declare war in response, but would quickly face territorial losses and defeats in strategic battles in the Caucasus. The First Balkan War would end in a conditional Russian surrender where they agreed upon the terms of the Ottoman presented peace treaty: Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria and all occupied Greek territories would be directly annexed. Russia relinquishes their advancements in Persian internal affairs and has to retreat from the Southern Caucasus (Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan and Dagestan) which would be granted to the Ottomans as a series of puppet states that would eventually be annexed. Lastly, Bowser Gassy would become the leader of the Albanian vilayet that would be expanded into Serbia and Greece.		The First Balkan War broke out on October 8, 1912-- where the quadruple alliance of Serbia, Greece, Montenegro and Bulgaria declared war on the Ottomans to push them out of Europe. However, with the modernization of the Ottoman Army and expansion of the Green Storm paramilitary, the war would see a decisive victory for the Mustafa regime. After defeating Serbia, Montenegro and pushing the Greeks to a siege in Athens, the army would begin approaching Sofia where the Russians threatened to intervene if they were to continue engaging. Mustafa ignored them, and pressed on to battling the Bulgarians in their capital city. Russia would declare war in response, but would quickly face territorial losses and defeats in strategic battles in the Caucasus. The First Balkan War would end in a conditional Russian surrender where they agreed upon the terms of the Ottoman presented peace treaty: Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria and all occupied Greek territories would be directly annexed. Russia relinquishes their advancements in Persian internal affairs and has to retreat from the Southern Caucasus (Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan and Dagestan) which would be granted to the Ottomans as a series of puppet states that would eventually be annexed. Lastly, Bowser Gassy would become the leader of the Albanian vilayet that would be expanded into Serbia and Greece.


	On June 28, 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary was assassinated by a Serb nationalist aligned with the Black Hand. Following a series of diplomatic and military escalations, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia-- an action that would kickstart the intervention of other nations that would mark the beginning of World War One. Mustafa was approached by German and Austro-Hungarian diplomats. Initially reluctant, (since the Austrians were supported the Cretan revolts four and a half decades ago) the promise of additional territorial expansion and military funding to defeat the Greeks allured Mustafa to relent and declare war on the Entente on October 29, 1914.		On June 28, 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary was assassinated by a Serb nationalist aligned with the Black Hand. Following a series of diplomatic and military escalations, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia-- an action that would kickstart the intervention of other nations that would mark the beginning of World War One. Mustafa was approached by German and Austro-Hungarian diplomats. Initially reluctant, (since the Austrians were supported the Cretan revolts four and a half decades ago) the promise of additional territorial expansion and military funding to defeat the Greeks allured Mustafa to relent and declare war on the Entente on October 29, 1914.

JoshGroban at 22:45, 18 January 2026

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	{{Quote\|Dr. Gastronomical\|HMM... I'm feeling normal...}}		{{Quote\|Dr. Gastronomical\|HMM... I'm feeling normal...}}
	Dr. Gastronomical is one the last remaining Funk Giants alive, alongside, the [[Incredible Gassy]] and Sgt. Braphog. His goal in life is to protect the status quo from threats and radical terrorists, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial, throughout Earth's history. But he focuses more so on the extraterrestrial threats due to other vigilantes like Fanboy and Chum Chum doing much of his job in the early 21st century.		'''Mustafa Musa Mahmud Mejid Mehmed Adnan Ertuğrul Ahmed Betül Dilşad Ibrahim Cansu Yusuf Eylül Adil Elif Saad Ibn Abdelaziz Ibn Ali Ismael Esmanur Shik Balla Thalem Gamze Shawarma Walayt Buğra Aytaç Adem Göker Fikriye Fatma Ceyhun Cahit Direnç Burak Bayezid Altan Abdul Abdullahi Abdurrahman Aziz Emir Demir Selim Orhan Osman II''', famously known as '''Sultan Gassy''' or '''Dr. Gastronomical II''', is a Turkish businessman, sex worker, co-founder of ''Gasworks'', and current sultan of the ''Ottoman Empire.'' Dr. Gastronomical is one the last remaining Funk Giants alive, alongside, the [[Incredible Gassy]] and Sgt. Braphog. His goal in life is to protect the status quo from threats and radical terrorists, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial, throughout Earth's history. But he focuses more so on the extraterrestrial threats due to other vigilantes like Fanboy and Chum Chum doing much of his job in the early 21st century.
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	== His Prologue ==		== His Prologue ==
			Mustafa was born in İzmir, located in present-day Eastern Anatolia (Ottoman Empire), on June 30, 1867, to his parents Mohammed Gassan and Bowser Gassy III. His father, Mohammed, was the current Sultan of the Ottoman Empire at the time, having recently conquered the Imperial Mango Kingdom in the ''Sixty-Seventh Diddenbludden Crusade''. Mustafa's childhood was spent in luxury thanks to his father's power and his status as future heir to the Ottoman throne. He lived in a privately owned palace with his mother.

			Mustafa attended a private school where he was taught military tactics and how to use his gas for self-defence. He was appointed general of sixty-seven elite battalions known as the ''Green Storm'', a paramilitary group used to quell uprisings across the Empire. However, the army was severely weakened in the aftermath of the Russo-Turkish War. Many Balkan nations were freed in the process, all equally hostile to the Ottoman Empire. Furthermore, Mustafa´s commandment of sixty-seven Green Storm battalions dropped down to just fourty-one. Planned replacements for the killed soldiers mainly consisted of new conscripts, making the Empire de-facto defenseless. This was proven with the Cretan Revolts of 1897-1898 that allowed Greek insurrectionaries to take over the island. They had received supplies and diplomatic support from the United Kingdom, France, Russia, and later Austria-Hungary and Germany. As a result, the Ottomans were forced to retreat and grant Crete its demanded autonomy. Mustafa was outraged'''--''' both from the betrayal of a former ally, The British, and the incompetence of his father to handle the situation and fix the army. An emboldened guerrilla group of ethnic Greeks in İzmir known as the ''Anti-Gassy Anatolian Liberation Army (AGALA)'' to try and capitalize off of it. The group theorized that assassinating the Sultan's son, Mustafa, would leave no future successor to the throne that would cause a crisis and lead to a civil war. '''(Izmir Palace Raid of 1903)''' The armed group of sixty-seven broke into the palace at 6:41 PM, searching the area for Mustafa. In summary, their mission was a failure as Mustafa anticipated the attack many hours earlier via his 667 IQ and warnings from the ''Green Storm Investigation Unit''. Mustafa ambushed them, and a fierce battle broke out in the living room. Mustafa eventually killed all the intruders, but his mother was murdered in the process by an ''AGALA'' associate while the palace burned down. This traumatic event started the beginning Mustafa's eternal hatred and state of war towards the Greeks.

			After the incident, Mustafa moved to a hillside house in Ankara, where he wrote a manifesto titled "My Gassy Tales." The document detailed the events palace raid and his desire for revenge against the Greeks. When Mohammed died in 1908, a grand ceremony in the Ottoman capital, Istanbul, was planned to announce Mustafa's inauguration as the new heir. However, before this could happen, the Young Turks rebelled. They demanded that Mustafa restore the Constitution and schedule an election. Mustafa, tired of rebels wreaking havoc all around, released his gas across the Empire and killed whoever associated with the Young Turks.

			The gas spread to Southern Europe, the Arabian Peninsula, Iran, and the Caucasus, causing widespread disruption. This incident is known as the "'''Stinky Silence'''" due to the thick, green smog and putrid stench that lingered for weeks that caused many to pass out or die. The international community condemned Mustafa and the Ottoman Empire as the culprits of the tragedy. Sanctions were placed on the nation along with a bounty of two million for Mustafa. Threatening his safety and the economic restrictions was the final straw for Mustafa. He severed ties with the Triple Entente and reformed the House of Osman into a tightly centralized military dictatorship to prevent further political polarization and internal rebellions. His new authoritarian rule would continue, even while facing numerous assassination attempts from foreigners, AGALA militants and Turkish traitors alike.

			The First Balkan War broke out on October 8, 1912-- where the quadruple alliance of Serbia, Greece, Montenegro and Bulgaria declared war on the Ottomans to push them out of Europe. However, with the modernization of the Ottoman Army and expansion of the Green Storm paramilitary, the war would see a decisive victory for the Mustafa regime. After defeating Serbia, Montenegro and pushing the Greeks to a siege in Athens, the army would begin approaching Sofia where the Russians threatened to intervene if they were to continue engaging. Mustafa ignored them, and pressed on to battling the Bulgarians in their capital city. Russia would declare war in response, but would quickly face territorial losses and defeats in strategic battles in the Caucasus. The First Balkan War would end in a conditional Russian surrender where they agreed upon the terms of the Ottoman presented peace treaty: Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria and all occupied Greek territories would be directly annexed. Russia relinquishes their advancements in Persian internal affairs and has to retreat from the Southern Caucasus (Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan and Dagestan) which would be granted to the Ottomans as a series of puppet states that would eventually be annexed. Lastly, Bowser Gassy would become the leader of the Albanian vilayet that would be expanded into Serbia and Greece.


			On June 28, 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary was assassinated by a Serb nationalist aligned with the Black Hand. Following a series of diplomatic and military escalations, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia-- an action that would kickstart the intervention of other nations that would mark the beginning of World War One. Mustafa was approached by German and Austro-Hungarian diplomats. Initially reluctant, (since the Austrians were supported the Cretan revolts four and a half decades ago) the promise of additional territorial expansion and military funding to defeat the Greeks allured Mustafa to relent and declare war on the Entente on October 29, 1914.

	As the man left the gassy alleyway bare naked, he caught sight of a world that was in great peril from the abuse of Andrew Ditch with a persona he awoken with the power to unleash other demons created by man's emotions to rein pain and havoc against their creators. The newborn man knew what he must now to stop those parent killers.		As the man left the gassy alleyway bare naked, he caught sight of a world that was in great peril from the abuse of Andrew Ditch with a persona he awoken with the power to unleash other demons created by man's emotions to rein pain and havoc against their creators. The newborn man knew what he must now to stop those parent killers.

Ninespit: /* Death */

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Death

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	==Death==		==Death==
	During his trip to Armenia, Bald and Bankrupt tricked Willow and Dr. Gastronomical to be sold to Andrew Tate and his human trafficking program to be used as his living gas chamber to punish resilient slaves, with Benjamin taking Willow for himself to be his sex slave. Tate locked up Dr. Gastronomical into his gas chamber basement, in Romania, armed with Romanian mercs. Luckily one of the slaves hid a matchstick and spontaneously planned with the doc to use it to help sacrifice the doctor's life and blow through the guards with the explosion, escape and stop Tate. The doctor crawling with his life reached the phone still working to order a pizza to Tate's condo and aid in his exposure and arrest for human trafficking, before drawing his last breath ~~and finally have~~ a ~~creature pop out of~~ his ~~stomach like in [[Xenomorph\|Alien]]~~.		During his trip to Armenia, Bald and Bankrupt tricked Willow and Dr. Gastronomical to be sold to Andrew Tate and his human trafficking program to be used as his living gas chamber to punish resilient slaves, with Benjamin taking Willow for himself to be his sex slave. Tate locked up Dr. Gastronomical into his gas chamber basement, in Romania, armed with Romanian mercs. Luckily one of the slaves hid a matchstick and spontaneously planned with the doc to use it to help sacrifice the doctor's life and blow through the guards with the explosion, escape and stop Tate. The doctor crawling with his life reached the phone still working to order a pizza to Tate's condo and aid in his exposure and arrest for human trafficking, before drawing his last breath. His corpse was found by a mysterious gangsters, to sell his dead body.

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Ninespit at 10:53, 3 January 2025

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	{{Quote\|Dr. Gastronomical\|HMM... I'm feeling normal...}}		{{Quote\|Dr. Gastronomical\|HMM... I'm feeling normal...}}
	Dr. Gastronomical is one the last remaining Funk Giants alive, alongside, the [[Incredible Gassy]] and Sgt. Braphog.		Dr. Gastronomical is one the last remaining Funk Giants alive, alongside, the [[Incredible Gassy]] and Sgt. Braphog. His goal in life is to protect the status quo from threats and radical terrorists, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial, throughout Earth's history. But he focuses more so on the extraterrestrial threats due to other vigilantes like Fanboy and Chum Chum doing much of his job in the early 21st century.
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Ninespit at 20:00, 13 December 2024

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