FloridaMan - Revision history

Ozzie T. Floridian at 01:20, 3 June 2026

2026-06-03T01:20:07Z

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	=={{color\|white\|𝓣𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪}}==		=={{color\|white\|𝓣𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪}}==
	*Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and doing stupid crazy shit.		*Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and overall doing stupid crazy shit.

Dung Eater at 01:13, 3 June 2026

2026-06-03T01:13:47Z

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	FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|{{color\|Yellow\|Lower Ohio}}]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.		FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|{{color\|Yellow\|Lower Ohio}}]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.

	=={{color\|white\|~~Trivia~~}}==		=={{color\|white\|𝓣𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪}}==
	*Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and doing stupid crazy shit.		*Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and doing stupid crazy shit.

Dung Eater at 01:13, 3 June 2026

2026-06-03T01:13:15Z

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	=={{color\|white\|His z e a k years}}==		=={{color\|white\|His z e a k years}}==
	FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|{{color\|Yellow\|Lower Ohio}}]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.		FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|{{color\|Yellow\|Lower Ohio}}]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.


	=={{color\|white\|Trivia}}==		=={{color\|white\|Trivia}}==
	*Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and doing stupid crazy shit.		*Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and doing stupid crazy shit.

Dung Eater at 01:13, 3 June 2026

2026-06-03T01:13:02Z

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	==Trivia==		=={{color\|white\|Trivia}}==
	* Being a Floridian, Florida Man loves gators, beaches and doing stupid crazy shit		*Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and doing stupid crazy shit.

Ozzie T. Floridian at 01:08, 3 June 2026

2026-06-03T01:08:05Z

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	=={{color\|white\|His z e a k years}}==		=={{color\|white\|His z e a k years}}==
	FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|{{color\|Yellow\|Lower Ohio}}]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.		FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|{{color\|Yellow\|Lower Ohio}}]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.


			==Trivia==
			* Being a Floridian, Florida Man loves gators, beaches and doing stupid crazy shit

Dung Eater: florida

2026-06-01T04:55:01Z

florida

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	[[~~Florida~~\|~~florida~~]]		__NOEDITSECTION__
	[[File:Floridaman.jpg\|thumb\|~~334x334px~~]]		<div style="pointer-events:none;position:fixed; left:-5em; bottom:0em; white-space:nowrap" id="FA">[[File:Piss up a Rope.mp3\|1px\|autoplay\|loop]]</div>
	~~= 𝓕𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓜𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷~~ =		<!-- 𝗕𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 -->
	𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 supervillain~~. He~~ throws gators at people while occasionally throwing pipe bombs and sex toys at store managers. Florida Man has been shown to like "cθbd͡ʑ¶•«»" and takes the title of it proudly. He also took part in the [[Ohio\|Invasion of Ohio]] and got angry, blowing up everything in Ohio, which isn't cool. Here is a very cool picture of him:		<div align="center" style="pointer-events:none; position:fixed; z-index:-1; top:0; left:0; right:0; bottom:0;">'''[[File:LemurianBG.jpg\|3500px\|link=]]'''</div>
			<!-- 𝗙𝗼𝗻𝘁 -->
			<div style="font-family:Jost;">
			<!-- 𝗕𝗼𝘅 -->
			<div style="
			background: linear-gradient(360deg, #4949BF, #F349A9, #FF944F);
			padding: 10px;
			border-radius: 10px 10px;
			outline: 5px solid; border-image: linear-gradient(360deg, #4949BF, #F349A9, #FF944F) 1;
			">
			<!-- 𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲 -->
			<span style="font-size: 450%; background:linear-gradient(0deg,#1a0000 15%,#c89b3c 55%,#2a6a5a 90%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Times New Roman;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.04em #2a0000;text-align:center">'''FLORIDA-MAN'''</span>
			{{Underline\|870384}}
			<!-- 𝙋𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙨 -->
			[[File:Floridaman.jpg\|thumb\|369x369px\|alt=Florida-Man in the wild streets of Florida.\|Florida-Man in the wild streets of Florida.]]<div style="color: white;">
			'''Florida-Man''' is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 supervillain who throws gators at people while occasionally throwing pipe bombs and sex toys at store managers. Florida Man has been shown to like "cθbd͡ʑ¶•«»" and takes the title of it proudly. He also took part in the [[Ohio\|{{color\|Yellow\|Invasion of Ohio}}]] and got angry, blowing up everything in Ohio, which isn't cool. Here is a very cool picture of him:
	[[File:Cool florida.png\|center\|frameless\|Florida man destroying everything in Ohio]]		[[File:Cool florida.png\|center\|frameless\|Florida man destroying everything in Ohio]]


	Also, He takes the role in helping 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂gators out into the wild. He does drugs in [[Freaky High]] which include Duracell batteries, specifically the mega ones, and METH.		Also, He takes the role in helping 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂gators out into the wild. He does drugs in [[Freaky High\|{{color\|Yellow\|Freaky High}}]] which include Duracell batteries, specifically the mega ones, and METH.

	= The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 History of FloridaMan =		={{color\|white\|The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 History of FloridaMan}}=


	It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[Michael Rodent]] in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of [[Minnie Rodent\|Minnie]]. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice.		It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[Michael Rodent\|{{color\|Yellow\|Michael Rodent}}]] in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of [[Minnie Rodent\|Minnie]]. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice.

	== His z e a k years ==		=={{color\|white\|His z e a k years}}==
	FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|Lower Ohio]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.		FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|{{color\|Yellow\|Lower Ohio}}]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.

Ozzie T. Floridian: /* The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 History of FloridaMan */

2026-05-29T19:26:07Z

The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 History of FloridaMan

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	It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[~~The Walt Disney Company\|~~Michael Rodent]] in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of [[Minnie Rodent\|Minnie]]. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice.		It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[Michael Rodent]] in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of [[Minnie Rodent\|Minnie]]. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice.

	== His z e a k years ==		== His z e a k years ==
	FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|Lower Ohio]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.		FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|Lower Ohio]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.

Dung Eater at 20:00, 22 May 2026

2026-05-22T20:00:33Z

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	[[File:Floridaman.jpg\|thumb\|334x334px]]		[[File:Floridaman.jpg\|thumb\|334x334px]]
	= 𝓕𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓜𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 =		= 𝓕𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓜𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 =
	𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 "supervillain". He throws gators at people while occasionally throwing pipe bombs and sex toys at store managers. Florida Man has been shown to like "cθbd͡ʑ¶•«»" and takes the title of it proudly. He also took part in the [[Ohio\|Invasion of Ohio]] and got angry, blowing up everything in Ohio, which isn't cool. Here is a very cool picture of him:		𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 supervillain. He throws gators at people while occasionally throwing pipe bombs and sex toys at store managers. Florida Man has been shown to like "cθbd͡ʑ¶•«»" and takes the title of it proudly. He also took part in the [[Ohio\|Invasion of Ohio]] and got angry, blowing up everything in Ohio, which isn't cool. Here is a very cool picture of him:
	[[File:Cool florida.png\|center\|frameless\|Florida man destroying everything in Ohio]]		[[File:Cool florida.png\|center\|frameless\|Florida man destroying everything in Ohio]]

Ozzie T. Floridian: /* His p e a k years */

2026-05-22T19:08:11Z

His p e a k years

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	It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[The Walt Disney Company\|Michael Rodent]] in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of [[Minnie Rodent\|Minnie]]. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice.		It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[The Walt Disney Company\|Michael Rodent]] in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of [[Minnie Rodent\|Minnie]]. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice.

	== His p e a k years ==		== His z e a k years ==
	~~Florida Man~~, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|Lower Ohio]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.		FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|Lower Ohio]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.

Ozzie T. Floridian: /* The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 History of FloridaMan */

2026-05-22T19:07:30Z

The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 History of FloridaMan

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	It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[The Walt Disney Company\|Michael Rodent]] in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of [[Minnie Rodent\|Minnie]]. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and threw his creator Walt Disney to a freezing lake, encasing him completely in ice.		It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[The Walt Disney Company\|Michael Rodent]] in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of [[Minnie Rodent\|Minnie]]. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice.

	== His p e a k years ==		== His p e a k years ==
	Florida Man, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|Lower Ohio]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.		Florida Man, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio\|Lower Ohio]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.