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Through the power of his Sonichu Medallion (later revealed to be the Amnyfest Ring) Chris can transform into Chris-Chan Sonichu, which gives him the power of every other Sonichu plus whatever ability he needs to win in any given situation.
Through the power of his Sonichu Medallion (later revealed to be the Amnyfest Ring) Chris can transform into Chris-Chan Sonichu, which gives him the power of every other Sonichu plus whatever ability he needs to win in any given situation.


His signature attack is the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, a technique Marie stole and improved upon that inflicts bad luck and misfortune on Chris's enemies. A more recent ability he has earned is known as the "hedgehog-defensive state." In this state, Chris curls up into a ball on the floor like the little baby he is, and grows quills that only he can see, which causes much more pain in his head than it really does.
His signature attack is the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, a technique [[Marie]] stole and improved upon that inflicts bad luck and misfortune on Chris's enemies. A more recent ability he has earned is known as the "hedgehog-defensive state." In this state, Chris curls up into a ball on the floor like the little baby he is, and grows quills that only he can see, which causes much more pain in his head than it really does.


Chris later develops the Stand Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!, which allows him to detect every boyfriend-free white girl within a 50m radius. Unfortunately, this ability also repels all boyfriend-free white girls in a 50m radius.
Chris later develops the Stand Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!, which allows him to detect every boyfriend-free white girl within a 50m radius. Unfortunately, this ability also repels all boyfriend-free white girls in a 50m radius.
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Latest revision as of 03:37, 25 November 2025

Christopher/Christian/Christine Weston "Ricardo" Chandler
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Age

42

Gender

Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Cross-Dresser

Race

White (1/8 "Cherokeean")

Family

Robert "The Lumberjack" Chandler (father)
Barbara Chandler (mother)
Sonichu (son)
Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)
Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)
Mewtwo (Husband)
Magichan (Husband)

Friends

This Man

Enemies

Those damn dirty trolls!

Abilities

  • Military Grade Autistic artistic genius
  • Expert writer
  • Master of Random-Access Humor
  • The Strength to Lift up Empty Water Jugs

Christian Weston Chandler is the mayor of CWCville and Watchmojo's pick for "Sexiest Man Alive". He first appeared in Part IX, where it was revealed that the entire Skullgirls continuity was a part of the Sonichu canon.

History

He hated gay people until he became one. We'll skip over the details, because they're shit.

Personality

Chris-Chan is young at heart and an ideal role model for children. Like his creation Sonichu, he has been known to zap to the extreme.

Abilities

Through the power of his Sonichu Medallion (later revealed to be the Amnyfest Ring) Chris can transform into Chris-Chan Sonichu, which gives him the power of every other Sonichu plus whatever ability he needs to win in any given situation.

His signature attack is the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, a technique Marie stole and improved upon that inflicts bad luck and misfortune on Chris's enemies. A more recent ability he has earned is known as the "hedgehog-defensive state." In this state, Chris curls up into a ball on the floor like the little baby he is, and grows quills that only he can see, which causes much more pain in his head than it really does.

Chris later develops the Stand Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!, which allows him to detect every boyfriend-free white girl within a 50m radius. Unfortunately, this ability also repels all boyfriend-free white girls in a 50m radius.

The 2021 Walmart Incident

You know.