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Monsturd1954 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<blockquote>"Safety never takes a holiday"</blockquote> alt=Mall mall|thumb|Flesh mall paul blart is an overweight, sluggish non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West orange pavillion mall, he is a security guy, of course, he is a friend of Otis, and is more well known for edited posters of his movie than the actual movie, he is also an enemy of Rev says desu and his archenemy Dr fuck you == History == ...") |
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{{Character Box 1 | |||
|title =paul blart | |||
|image = Paul Blart Render 02.png | |||
|imagegallery = paul blart | |||
|caption = flesh mall | |||
|fullname = paul blart | |||
|aliases = *Paulie | |||
*Peanut Blart and Belly | |||
*Sluggish Non Entity | |||
|species = Paul | |||
|gender = Blart | |||
|born = united states | |||
|family = his ex wife and daughter | |||
|home = Worldstarhiphop.com | |||
|affiliation = Otis | |||
|nationality = Petorian | |||
|job = mall cop | |||
|criminality = police brutality | |||
|appears = fanboy and chumchum 2 | |||
|role = cop | |||
|actor = kevin james | |||
|onlyfans = kevin james | |||
}} | |||
Paul Blart is an blarty, <s>[[Cobson|sharty]]</s> non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West Orange Pavillion Mall. He is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course. He somehow befriends the futa cow: [[Otis]], and helps him to sneak into he control security room so that he can lecture to the mall; slanders about [[Rev says desu]] and his archenemy [[Dr fuck you]]. | |||
He hates people named Dave and is a part of the Paul Army, a force of people named Paul. | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
[[File:Images (97).jpg|alt=What da fuqq|thumb|Paul blart and [[mario]]]] | [[File:Images (97).jpg|alt=What da fuqq|thumb|Paul blart and [[mario]]]]He has none, is only 12 seconds old. | ||
[[File:Oh no sonic.jpg|center|thumb|692x692px|OH NO RUN RUN RUN]] | |||
[[Category:Cops]] | |||
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[[Category:Men with terrible mustaches]] | |||
[[Category:Sexy Beasts]] | |||
[[Category:Waifu]] | |||
[[Category:Adults]] | |||
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[[Category:Lego Batman The Videogame Champions]] | |||
== Comments == | |||
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<br />-- [[User:Barf Bag|Barf Bag]] ([[User talk:Barf Bag|talk]]) 22:45, 29 January 2026 (EST) | |||
Latest revision as of 23:45, 29 January 2026
"Safety never takes a holiday"
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Real Name |
paul blart | |
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Alias(es) |
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Species |
Paul | |
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Sex |
Blart | |
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Date of Birth |
united states | |
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Nationality |
Petorian | |
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Relative(s) |
his ex wife and daughter | |
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Residence |
Worldstarhiphop.com | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Otis | |
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Occupation(s) |
mall cop | |
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Criminal Record |
police brutality | |
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First Appearance |
fanboy and chumchum 2 | |
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Role |
cop | |
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Actor |
kevin james | |
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Onlyfans |
kevin james | |
Paul Blart is an blarty, sharty non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West Orange Pavillion Mall. He is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course. He somehow befriends the futa cow: Otis, and helps him to sneak into he control security room so that he can lecture to the mall; slanders about Rev says desu and his archenemy Dr fuck you.
He hates people named Dave and is a part of the Paul Army, a force of people named Paul.
History
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He has none, is only 12 seconds old.
