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BEANKHANLAND








Beankhanland immediately after Bean Khan took power and successfully invaded everyone within 6 seconds in 5762.
Beankhanland (豆王様の国, Mame-Ō-sama no Kuni), also known as the Beanverse (豆の世界, Mame no Sekai), formerly known as Mongolia (モンゴル国, Mongoru Kuni) until Bean Khan renamed it after himself, is the largest and best country/empire in the entire world due to it being ruled by Bean Khan himself as its 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass emperor. This is also the place where him and A1 Steak Sauce have hot gay sex. The empire also contains immense lore significance across all of fiction, deriving from its status as the home nation where Mort and Bean Khan were born and grew up together after they reincarnated themselves into physical emanations when they impregnated themselves into the womb of Börte Üjin, making them the first "sons" of Genghis Khan in 1181. Unfortunately for the two homies, their recorded existences were lost to time and scrubbed out of history leading to Jöchi being declared the first son of Genghis Khan. It is unknown why the two were censored out of history but many hints lead a lot of people to believe that something "terrible" happened in the two's pasts that led to full blown disdain towards them and a removal of history. Many theories exclaim that it could have possibly been done due to something related to Mort's awakening of the Vermilion King's gene within him after Mort physically turned 19 in 1200 AD that led to him and Bean Khan committing CENSORED.png.

Later on, during our present moment (long before Bean Khan would conquer the nation in our future) and when Mongolia was still under the control of the Light and its puppets: the United Nations, it was used as one of the bases of operations for the leprechaun program as an attempt to keep the number of heroes stable by artificially creating new ones through child soul transferring. This was also where Pinion Morn and her monozygotic twin were first seen and known in human history. After the death of Superman, Mario, GoodBob, and many other heroes across fiction though, the leprechaun program was discontinued. Long after that, in 5762, when Bean Khan took over what was rightfully his, he found the remnants of the leprechaun program. He decided to convert the old abandoned infrastructure as a lab in order to create his own artificial soldiers known as the Hoagies brothers.

Gallery

The Bean himself when he was just a young child growing up in the Mongol Empire. The very moment he was given Teddy as a gift from his "mother" Börte in c. 1184.

The Bean himself when he was just a young child growing up in the Mongol Empire. The very moment he was given Teddy as a gift from his "mother" Börte in c. 1184.

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It is said that this is the most cursed and enigmatic painting of all time and if anyone ever witnesses it, they will befall a gruesome and painful fate too hauntingly incomprehensible to even be able to explain. (Why is he wearing modern contemporary clothing in 1188? Mort and Bean Khan are beyond time and space and anachronistically wore clothing of our time within the 1180s.

An old shattered painting of the young Mort and his beloved pet Goodman's mouse lemur drawn back within the Momgol Empire in c. 1188.

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An fuzzy image within a grassy field in Mongolia showcasing Pinion Morn, her twin, and their adopted mother. Back before... that day.

An fuzzy image within a grassy field in Mongolia showcasing Pinion Morn, her twin, and their adopted mother. Back before... that day.

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