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{{Quote|Count Dracula|I like to drink blood and smoke the weed}} | {{Quote|Count Dracula|I like to drink blood and smoke the weed}} | ||
[[File:Drac.gif|left|thumb|Number 6! Man URINATES on fellow passenger! For not being allowed to SMOKE!]] | [[File:Drac.gif|left|thumb|Number 6! Man URINATES on fellow passenger! For not being allowed to SMOKE!]] | ||
'''Count Vlad Țepeș Dracula''' (ドラキュラ・ヴラド・ツェペシュ , ''Dorakyura Vurado Tsepeshu''), formerly known as '''Vlad the Impaler''', also known as ''' | '''Count Vlad Țepeș Dracula''' (ドラキュラ・ヴラド・ツェペシュ , ''Dorakyura Vurado Tsepeshu''), formerly known as '''Vlad the Impaler''', also known as '''SeeDy''' by his rapper handle, is one of the oldest rappers and hip-hop artists alive and ever. Oh, and he's also a vampire or some shit. | ||
His rap career began during the Ottoman Empire invasions. Where he would write poetic threats to the [[Sultan Gassy|sultan]] and his men of command. He would also gloat about the amount of people he would impale and drink the blood off of. Which is so promised, that the blood he drank from the hundreds of victim of many ages, ethnicity and sexes eventually made him a vampire. When intruders attempt to enter his castle he would blast a horn his rapping skills, scaring off the early Romanian and Turkish invaders and eating them once snagged by a trap in panic. | His rap career began during the Ottoman Empire invasions. Where he would write poetic threats to the [[Sultan Gassy|sultan]] and his men of command. He would also gloat about the amount of people he would impale and drink the blood off of. Which is so promised, that the blood he drank from the hundreds of victim of many ages, ethnicity and sexes eventually made him a vampire. When intruders attempt to enter his castle he would blast a horn his rapping skills, scaring off the early Romanian and Turkish invaders and eating them once snagged by a trap in panic. | ||
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Real Name |
Count Vlad Dracula Von Tepes | |
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Species |
Vampire | |
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Date of Birth |
late 10th century | |
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Residence |
Transylvania | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Tupac | |
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Criminal Record |
it's fucking Dracula. You know what shit he did | |
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First Appearance |
Castlevania | |
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Role |
Christopher Lee | |
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Songs Produced |
1299 (834 are still lost media) | |
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Onlyfans |
pay him in blood money and he'll show you something spicer than anything OnlyFans can possibly give you | |
| “ | I like to drink blood and smoke the weed | ” |
-Count Dracula | ||
Count Vlad Țepeș Dracula (ドラキュラ・ヴラド・ツェペシュ , Dorakyura Vurado Tsepeshu), formerly known as Vlad the Impaler, also known as SeeDy by his rapper handle, is one of the oldest rappers and hip-hop artists alive and ever. Oh, and he's also a vampire or some shit.
His rap career began during the Ottoman Empire invasions. Where he would write poetic threats to the sultan and his men of command. He would also gloat about the amount of people he would impale and drink the blood off of. Which is so promised, that the blood he drank from the hundreds of victim of many ages, ethnicity and sexes eventually made him a vampire. When intruders attempt to enter his castle he would blast a horn his rapping skills, scaring off the early Romanian and Turkish invaders and eating them once snagged by a trap in panic.
These days he doesn't impale people anymore as he became really famous for his rapping and horror icon career. Now that he had a daughter named Mavis during the late Middle Ages.
Griigori The Rat is massive fanboy for the vampire which may explain for why he is a passionate spooks hotel manager and soundcloud rapper.
These days he awaits newer rappers to rise up and beat him at a rap battle, a rap battle deciding life or death at that, or worse, a shadow rap duel.
Many had attempted to do rap battles with him and many had lost, such is the case with Ronnie the Rapper, Mischa, Blue Kunt, Steve Jobs and many more.
The only challengers who had beaten in a rap battle are some nerd named Nick, and Eminem.
Later in life, he got into some troubles that led him being converted into a cyberman... TWICE!