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'''Florida-Man''' is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 supervillain who throws gators at people while occasionally throwing pipe bombs and sex toys at store managers. Florida Man has been shown to like "cθbd͡ʑ¶•«»" and takes the title of it proudly. He also took part in the [[Ohio|{{color|Yellow|Invasion of Ohio}}]] and got angry, blowing up everything in Ohio, which isn't cool. Here is a very cool picture of him: | |||
[[File:Cool florida.png|center|frameless|Florida man destroying everything in Ohio]] | [[File:Cool florida.png|center|frameless|Florida man destroying everything in Ohio]] | ||
Also, He takes the role in helping 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂gators out into the wild. He does drugs in [[Freaky High]] which include Duracell batteries, specifically the mega ones, and METH. | Also, He takes the role in helping 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂gators out into the wild. He does drugs in [[Freaky High|{{color|Yellow|Freaky High}}]] which include Duracell batteries, specifically the mega ones, and METH. | ||
= The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 History of FloridaMan = | ={{color|white|The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 History of FloridaMan}}= | ||
It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[ | It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[Michael Rodent|{{color|Yellow|Michael Rodent}}]] in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of [[Minnie Rodent|Minnie]]. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice. | ||
== His z e a k years == | =={{color|white|His z e a k years}}== | ||
FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio|Lower Ohio]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied. | FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio|{{color|Yellow|Lower Ohio}}]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied. | ||
=={{color|white|𝓣𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪}}== | |||
*Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and overall doing stupid crazy shit. | |||
Latest revision as of 21:20, 2 June 2026
FLORIDA-MAN
Florida-Man is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 supervillain who throws gators at people while occasionally throwing pipe bombs and sex toys at store managers. Florida Man has been shown to like "cθbd͡ʑ¶•«»" and takes the title of it proudly. He also took part in the Invasion of Ohio and got angry, blowing up everything in Ohio, which isn't cool. Here is a very cool picture of him:
Also, He takes the role in helping 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂gators out into the wild. He does drugs in Freaky High which include Duracell batteries, specifically the mega ones, and METH.
The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 History of FloridaMan
It all started in 1966 when FloridaMan was made by Michael Rodent in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of Minnie. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice.
His z e a k years
FloridaMan, unlike the other Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to Lower Ohio and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.
𝓣𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪
- Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and overall doing stupid crazy shit.