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[[File:Pepsi Man.webp|thumb|World Of The Landscape! Our Heros Fight For Glory! We Are Great Our Power Will Shine In The Sky!]] | [[File:Pepsi Man.webp|thumb|World Of The Landscape! Our Heros Fight For Glory! We Are Great! Our Power Will Shine In The Sky!]] | ||
'''Pepsiman''' is a half-man, half-Pepsi "superhero" who fucking hates freakers and coke drinkers. He isn't a part of any major organization and prefers to do his own little things. He's also batshit insane and can give Deadpool a run for his money. Whenever he walks onscreen, a disembodied voice shouts "PEPSIMAN!!!" out of nowhere. He once skinned a man alive after seeing him drink Coca-Cola and disintegrated someone for drinking Sprite. | '''Pepsiman''' is a half-man, half-Pepsi "superhero" who fucking hates freakers and coke drinkers. He isn't a part of any major organization and prefers to do his own little things. He's also batshit fucking insane and can give Deadpool a run for his money. Whenever he walks onscreen, a disembodied voice shouts "PEPSIMAN!!!" out of nowhere. He once skinned a man alive after seeing him drink Coca-Cola and disintegrated someone for drinking Sprite. | ||
He once briefly owned a shit-ton of [[Russia|Soviet]] warships, likely to blow up Coca-Cola factories and bombard the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society]] headquarters. Although this plan inevitably failed, he's still willing to destroy all of freakydom at any given moment. | He once briefly owned a shit-ton of [[Russia|Soviet]] warships, likely to blow up Coca-Cola factories and bombard the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society]] headquarters. Although this plan inevitably failed, he's still willing to destroy all of freakydom at any given moment. | ||
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* He serves as a boogeyman for anyone who likes Coca-Cola more than Pepsi. | * He serves as a boogeyman for anyone who likes Coca-Cola more than Pepsi. | ||
* He once tried to melt the polar ice caps just to make his heroic rival, the Coca-Cola Bear upset. | * He once tried to melt the polar ice caps just to make his heroic rival, the Coca-Cola Bear upset. | ||
* He tried to give Teddy Roosevelt diabetes with his drinks. | * He was [[Chiaotzu|Chiaotzu's]] bodyguard back in South Africa but fled because the entire population of South Africa revolted against Chiaotzu | ||
* He tried to give Teddy Roosevelt and William H. Taft diabetes with his drinks. | |||
* He really hates Antarctica, Polar Bears, and Penguins. | * He really hates Antarctica, Polar Bears, and Penguins. | ||
* [[Gruzzlebeard]] had been held at gunpoint many times choosing between Coke or Pepsi. | * [[Gruzzlebeard]] had been held at gunpoint many times choosing between Coke or Pepsi. | ||
Latest revision as of 10:53, 7 July 2026
Pepsiman is a half-man, half-Pepsi "superhero" who fucking hates freakers and coke drinkers. He isn't a part of any major organization and prefers to do his own little things. He's also batshit fucking insane and can give Deadpool a run for his money. Whenever he walks onscreen, a disembodied voice shouts "PEPSIMAN!!!" out of nowhere. He once skinned a man alive after seeing him drink Coca-Cola and disintegrated someone for drinking Sprite.
He once briefly owned a shit-ton of Soviet warships, likely to blow up Coca-Cola factories and bombard the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society headquarters. Although this plan inevitably failed, he's still willing to destroy all of freakydom at any given moment.
Trivia
- He serves as a boogeyman for anyone who likes Coca-Cola more than Pepsi.
- He once tried to melt the polar ice caps just to make his heroic rival, the Coca-Cola Bear upset.
- He was Chiaotzu's bodyguard back in South Africa but fled because the entire population of South Africa revolted against Chiaotzu
- He tried to give Teddy Roosevelt and William H. Taft diabetes with his drinks.
- He really hates Antarctica, Polar Bears, and Penguins.
- Gruzzlebeard had been held at gunpoint many times choosing between Coke or Pepsi.
Gallery
theres two of them
WW3.
forced to reconcile
