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squeege hornio, also known as super mario or lou albano, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr,]] and [[Gamera]]   
squeege hornio, also known as super mario, marvin, orlou albano, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr,]] and [[Gamera]]   


He used to be Rosalina's Husband but then she cheated on him for [[Shigesato Itoi|Waluigi]] so they divorced. He has a scp son named JEFFY. He now lives with Bowser and [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr]].  
He used to be Rosalina's Husband but then she cheated on him for [[Shigesato Itoi|Waluigi]] so they divorced. He has a scp son named JEFFY. He now lives with Bowser and [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr]].  
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==Historio==
==Historio==
super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985
super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985
he turns paper marvin
he turns paper marvin again
he turns paper marvin again but this time he's doing it for money on child support

Revision as of 23:18, 18 June 2024

DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO

Its a me mario

Yeah hahaha!

Mario
Perchance, the stomper of turtys

squeege hornio, also known as super mario, marvin, orlou albano, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as Bowser Jr, and Gamera

He used to be Rosalina's Husband but then she cheated on him for Waluigi so they divorced. He has a scp son named JEFFY. He now lives with Bowser and Bowser Jr.

Historio

super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985

he turns paper marvin

he turns paper marvin again

he turns paper marvin again but this time he's doing it for money on child support