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Kill Dozer was a vehicle developed by [[Dr. Insano!]] and used by Jonah Hill during his infamous "France Rampage" where in he piloted the vehicle and drove through the French country side in an attempt to "Kill Doze" Ornella Fleury after his '''<big>embarrassing</big>''' interview with the weather reporter. However the assassination attempt was halted when the 79 ton tank became wedged in a Burger King drive through and the Police Fortnite Brigade easily apprehended the sniveling Jonah. | Kill Dozer was a vehicle developed by [[Dr. Insano!]] and used by Jonah Hill during his infamous "France Rampage" where in he piloted the vehicle and drove through the French country side in an attempt to "Kill Doze" Ornella Fleury after his '''<big>embarrassing</big>''' interview with the weather reporter. However the assassination attempt was halted when the 79 ton tank became wedged in a Burger King drive through and the Police Fortnite Brigade easily apprehended the sniveling Jonah. | ||
In 2023 another French from the man country by the name of Bree Loux bought the Kill Dozer from the black market after it was stolen from Oxhorn Park, so he would have a dedicated vessel to protest with. Thus he used it in 2024 to protest for more farmer rights and partake in shooting at Lyon's fancy buildings with shit. He however shortly and embarrassingly, he got the vehicle stuck at the exact same location as Jonah did and the Police Fortine Brigade sopped the sulking Bree. | |||
The automobile is now used for monster truck shows. | |||
[[Category:Weapons of mass destruction]] | [[Category:Weapons of mass destruction]] | ||
Revision as of 07:21, 20 June 2024
Kill Dozer was a vehicle developed by Dr. Insano! and used by Jonah Hill during his infamous "France Rampage" where in he piloted the vehicle and drove through the French country side in an attempt to "Kill Doze" Ornella Fleury after his embarrassing interview with the weather reporter. However the assassination attempt was halted when the 79 ton tank became wedged in a Burger King drive through and the Police Fortnite Brigade easily apprehended the sniveling Jonah.
In 2023 another French from the man country by the name of Bree Loux bought the Kill Dozer from the black market after it was stolen from Oxhorn Park, so he would have a dedicated vessel to protest with. Thus he used it in 2024 to protest for more farmer rights and partake in shooting at Lyon's fancy buildings with shit. He however shortly and embarrassingly, he got the vehicle stuck at the exact same location as Jonah did and the Police Fortine Brigade sopped the sulking Bree.
The automobile is now used for monster truck shows.