Undefeatables

𒆜𓂀 𝖀𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖘 𓂀𒆜

The Undefeatables
"Roundhouse Kick"
General Information
Commanders:	Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris Captain 0(Operator)
Historical Information
Foundation:	Unknown
Other Information
Attributes:	Being Undefeatable
Goals:	Protect the empire, dominate opponents, and maintain undefeated status.

The Undefeatables (無敵, Muteki), also known as the Unbeatables at Home, are an almighty group of tyrannical gods that existed within the UnUniverse and now serve as elite members of the Astra Militarum and the de-facto allies and financers of the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society, an organization of redeemed supervillains led by former enemy Captain 1. Legend states that they have existed before any other life forms in their known universe, and they are the most powerful beings within said universe, hence the name "Undefeatables", even being immune to the deadly Weegee Stare. They are lead by Chuck Norris with Captain 0 being their former PR guy. There are seven Undefeatables that shall remain the masters of the UnUniverse through all of time. Underneath them are 23 "gods" with only 21 being actual servants to Chuck Norris' cause if any became survivors to the Dimensional Merge. Before the Unbeatables-Undefeatables 2025-2026 War, they lived on a floating paradise outside the UnUniverse. After various threats were made to the UnHyperverse by various enemies with the worst being the ⛧ 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society ⛧, they officially joined the NPC Alliance (Astra Militarum) along with the former members who had been pulled into the vastness of the Omniverse. Every sub-organization including the Crystal Alliance and others in their universe has also joined forces with them to form the DeFenders, one of the subgroups of the NPC Alliance. The Cheeto Man is rumored to be this organization's real leader after Chuck Norris was defeated as he merged it with the DeFenders and the Agency Against the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society.

Each member is known for being two things: being a set of replicant "nobodies" and mary-sue stupidheroes from an era of stale overused memes known as the "Wild West of the internet" while lying about winning battles within the UnUniverse. Each member, apart from Shaggy, is a bootlicker to Chuck Norris, the only member within the Undefeatables capable of actually holding a fight against any 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 deity. Captain 0, as mentioned before, is the PR guy of the number captains who is there to encourage each failure that they are still worth something.

Another team known as the Unbeatables have risen up against Captain 0's corruption arguing that his former war against Captain 1 is now all for nothing, the former right hand man and apprentice to Perkins Miller whose dead name is now being used by Mr. Game & Watch to incite terrorists for the NPCs to fight. Captain 0 protected the Undefeatables from the BnL and F.E.E.T merger to make sure that F.E.E.T.'s ruthless justice system would not merge to protect the message of satire even if it was safe satire, however he had become useless against his handlers who were more censor happy than both him and Chuck Norris. The Unbeatables seek to dethrone Chuck Norris and show the world that he along with Captain 0 have lost their touch as they rule the UnAnything Universe through sheer fear and censorship brought by the desire to fight the actual greater evils who ruin civilization. Captain 0 would later leave and try to reason with the freakers and find out that they were unreasonable. Captain 3 in particular was originally supposed to be a freaky supervillain, while the previous number captains were made to be heroic in order for Captain 3 to become a number terrorist, but Captain 3 became Mr. Game & Watch, one of the most useful NPCs by accident.

At the same time, it has recently been revealed that the former Undefeatable Marx is gathering his own artificial cyborg army for the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety to challenge the technological gangsta cult of Mikado, a recurring technological gangsta empire opposing the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety.

By 2026, the organization would be destroyed by the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety in the Unbeatables-Undefeatables War of 2025-2026. The Fandom Reich would also destroy almost all UnOmniverses. Chuck Norris would still survive as a memetic entity having been rescued by THε ΩVERS3ER to create a new army dubbed "the Secret Norms" for the << ℤ𝔸𝕃ℙℍ𝔸 ℂ𝕆𝕌ℕℂ𝕚𝕃 >> with the directive that Entities from Creation 5311 aren't allowed to fight the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety directly, only representatives can continue the battle against the Freakers. As Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the members of the Fandom Reich who simply allowed for the UnOmniverse to be destroyed, Chuck Norris would attempt to recreate his UnOmniverse as he and Captain 0 delt with infighting with his Fandom allies constantly. After sucking enough Fandom dick, Chuck Norris would then be allowed by the higher Gods to revive their UnHyperverse but with the acknowledgement that they must be aware that they will have only 48 hours to cope with their defeat as they forever suffered a humiliating defeat, rendered fully irrelevant as worthy opponents. Captain 0 and Captain 1 would also return as allies as carbon copies of the versions who fought in the Unbeatables-Undefeatables War of 2025-2026 built from Chuck Norris, but Shaggy Rodgers would quickly eliminate them in 10 seconds flat seeing them as posers compared to his Unbeatable wrath. Both Captain 0 and Captain 1 were rendered as relics of an older era as their legacy lived on through Lord 0 as the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 successor to Captain 0 and Mr. Game & Watch as the heroic successor to Captain 1.

Members

Upper Council of Undefeatables

The Upper Council is mostly comprised of beings that are representative of stale memes and outdated internet humor.

• Chuck Norris: The lord of awesomeness itself and "tyrant" of the UnUniverse at least from the perspective of villain protagonists Wario and Waluigi and their WAAAGH who both had been a laughingstock in Chuck Norris' presence prior to Shaggy splitting off to form the new band of Unbeatables. He is a tool of the Imperium seeking to save civilization, and a fierce enemy of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety. The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety is literally jealous of him and Wario's petty revenge against him is apart of his rebranding as 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 from changing his WaMinions into 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴tures, using the HaloBob GunPants franchise to profit off the damage he himself caused, and repackaging the Waligion into 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism. Every evil deed as long as it doesn't feel like something GangstaBob would do instead is canon to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob's backstory, except for Warui or any other being creating him to take credit for his shit. Chuck Norris is aware of the rebrand to make people like Wario and Waluigi again and seeks to use his Chuck Norris Facts to roundhouse kick both Wario and Waluigi for their crimes. He is the only survivor of the Unbeatables-Undefeatables War of 2025-2026. After the war ended, he would then be revealed to be the one to channel the Egyptian Sun God Ra from within him after it is revealed that his genocide on the Teletubbies was apart of a plan to actually save the Teletubbies as they were the most targeted by the Gestalts to become eldritch horrors. The Teletubbies were beings based on NASA astronauts designed to clam down the Sun, an object Chuck Norris protected. The Egyptian Pantheon would then serve as his new Undefeatables team as he grew to understand his connection with THε ΩVERS3ER.
  • Chuck Norriseegee: A Weegified clone of Chuck Norris. Also known as C6. He was once seen as a loser before being trained by Chuck Norris
  • Lean-Chuck Norris: A Lean Clone of Chuck Norris. Also known as C7. Completely inferior to the original and was a funny lulzy attempt at a parallel universe version of Chuck Norris to try Lean. Wario and Waluigi were surprised to see Chuck Norris willingness to become a Lean minion, except with one thing, Chuck Norris was too awesome to get brainwashed. Now like with Modest Bob, he is a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ture who has joined the NPC side.
• Captain 0: The mascot of UnAnything Wiki. Super ass this time around. He would later leave and attempt to join the Unbeatables in hopes to reason with his enemies, he later would be reduced to scrap and later be used as a means to upgrade the Unbeatables' own 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Number Captain, Lord 0. Being completely humiliated by the Cheeto Man, he would face his true death at the hands of natural forces in 2026.
• Bruce Lee: A weaker, but fiercer Asian version of Chuck Norris. One of the few people to master the Sixth Sense. After Shaggy quit, he became the only thing close to a body guard for Chuck Norris. None of the others who trained with Norris besides Shaggy can beat Bruce Lee, however at the end of the day, he's still considered fodder.
• Cheeto Man: A badass anti-villian who hates the fuck out of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and anything degenerate. Was promoted to the upper council for fully getting Captain 1 and Captain 0 temporarily on the same team, after Captain 1 begged him to let him save the UnOmniverse from degenerate trolls to appease Fandom. Considered useful for carrying the effort to distract the enemies of the Undefeatables away from their fall from grace and bury the state of anti-UnUniverse sentiment under the rug before the Dimensional Merge that wiped them out, Chuck Norris was totally defeated and surrendered to the Cheeto Man as he began to reorganize the heroes and villians of the UnHyperverse into two distinct armies. As he LARPed with Israel to create the Canadians Against E that later evolved into the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society thousands of years after Captain 1's ass was whooped by Enrique, the Cheeto Man bought various backers for Captain 1's villians turned heroes team. The Cheeto Man would continue working with villianous founder Dan McNeely, and Contract Forces of Africa occupier Black Adam after making an alliance with various villians who are former enemies in an effort to reuse Captain 0's former enemies as recycled new challengers against Enrique knowing that the Undefeatables had been fodder. With the death of both the Undefeatables and Unbeatables following the Dimensional Merge save for the survivors, he would merge every group he kidnapped others with the DeFenders, another organization within the NPC Alliance dedicated to fighting trolls.
• Kek: Another entity not originally apart of the Undefeatables Council seeking to funnel the Cheeto Man's regime after it was discovered that Dan McNeely praised Kek everyday in support of Pepe spam. Chuck Norris let him in after seeing Dan McNeely feed him a large collection of dank memes knowing he was the source of many great memes, but unfortunately for him the Unbeatables have to challenge him to obtain the relics for himself, Mort wants to kill him in order to kill the Sun God who defends the relic. The destruction of the Sun God would be devastating to all of western civilization. However at the same time Kek ruined 4chan after saving it from the Neo-Satanists.
• Bob Saget: A fierce apostle. Why is a literal demon allowed to be on a team with supposed "heroes"? It's almost like the Undefeatables are hypocritical dictators...
• Mr. T: Super-powerful and unbeatable in the past, now he is complete fodder and just sits on his ass playing World of Warcraft.
• Billy Mays: Legacy faded not with a bang, but with a whimper.
• Cyber-Dee: Another Kirby-like organism. Known for his Matrix-like reflexes and martial arts capable of impressing Chuck Norris.
• UnAnything Team: The UnAnything Team's whereabout remain unknown.

Lower Council of Undefeatables

The Lower Council consists of people who stood on the UnRank Scales, balanced against the Forces of the UnUniverse and lived to tell the tale. Many of these aren't real council members and simply hold an honorary title of "undefeatable" but are treated as official members due to their UnRank scale which is determined by Chuck Norris and Captain 0 by how close they are worthy of being within the ranks of Chuck Norris. They were reassembled as a team to serve the ranks of the Agency Against the Freaky Society once more after the time-skip.

• The Awesome One: Some dickhead who's totally not Chuck Norris.
• Godzilla: Fodder dinosaur with an appetite for destruction.
• Goku: His power level is OVER 9000. In other terms, weak fodder.
• Sackboy: A god of creation and destruction. Smallest of the Undefeatables under ordinary circumstances.
• T-2500.5: A giant ass robot who defeated an Undefeatable.
• Giygas: Evil incarnate. H...A...P...P...Y?
• Herobrine: Dumbass creepypasta spectre that haunts Minecraft players. Likes McDonald's shamrock shakes, redstone (blood) and Halloween. Fluent in English, Swedish, binary, hexadecimal and spectrogram.
• Warui: Claims to be source of the Wa Phenomenon, but in reality is a C'tan fragment of the Necron god, Deceiver, too cowardly to rebel against the Imperium. In reality Wario created the Wa Phenomenon himself. Years later he would resurface again now fully known as a Necron god, to cope with his other fragments being tools for the Necrons. Warui's followers claim that Wario made up his backstory in both the Wario franchise out of a distaste for Wario's vile nature as a trickster and con-artist. In addition, he and his followers seek to either downplay or change the nature of Wario's nature to make him a seemingly useless enemy. Wario doesn't seek empathy or control over the masses like other enemies like Sauron do, but to disgust others by showing how revolting he and his buddy Waluigi are as deranged anti-society maniacs too chaotic to be reasoned with. Warui's appearance is currently unknown, but he is one of the few Xenos threats controlled by the Imperium for propaganda purposes, as the Necrons themselves are too misanthropic to infiltrate the Imperium. He is typically spotted near "neutral" settlements to cause disinformation and chaos to those that oppose the Imperium of Gods with the end game being a full on Necron assault. Michael Scott Clownfish is his favorite follower once being a shareholder to WarioWare Inc. and has been caught in several scandals from claiming to create Wario as well as plans to defame him as a conman of his own making after he was conned.
• Telephobia: When Chuck Norris successfully genocided almost all Teletubbies from the realm of light, he made sure that that their chaos worshipping leader would be enslaved to remind future generations how dangerous the Teletubbies really are. Telephobia gets around 30 daily beatings of Chuck Norris's signature roundhouse kick each day to use as target practice. But despite being enslaved, he has a lot of power, being the ultimate form of Tinky Winky.
• Father Bogan: Made lotsa planets. Former ruler of the Local Group of galaxies.

Relationships

Affiliations

Bosses / The Imperium

These individual act as the superiors to the Undefeatables and are elite members of the Imperium.

• G-Man
• Infinity

Associates

These people help the Undefeatables and are thus part of the Undefeatable organization, often staying in Undefeatable Palace or adjacent places. They are not Undefeatables themselves, though.

• DaBaby Convertible: A replacement of Thomas after his betrayal.
• Percy the Small Engine: Transport for Mr. T.
• Capricorn, The Horned Gish: Their pet gish (goat fish).
• Lords of Childhood: Santa Claus is coming back to help out his old Undefeatable team members having once held a position in the past.

Fans

While there's a lot of people who are massive fanboys of the Undefeatable, there's simply just too many to list. However, these ones are the most prominent.

• Shao Kahn: Is seen as too "evil" to join.
• Weegee: Banned from being an Undefeatable for posing a threat to the UnUniverse before.
• Hergee: Is currently on his own quest to track down Sqeegee and has not communicated with any other living being for a long time. Moreover, his UnRank has never been actually measured.
• Captain 1,000: The Number Pope. Rivals some of the Lower Council in raw strength. Still defeatable though.
• Bedrock: A nigh-indestructible ore found in white dwarf stars. UnModders like GregoriusT and Flowerchild are aware that Bedrock is actually fodder. First created by Chuck Norris to act as a frame for the Undefeatable Palace.

Enemies

Traitors

Members who betrayed and left the council.

• Shaggy Rogers: A worthy successor and protégé of Chuck Norris. Originally positioned to be the second leader of the Undefeatables from the shadows but would soon see Chuck Norris as a shell of his former self resulting in him forming his own team to put an end to his tyranny known as the Unbeatables right after witnessing his friends lose battles. In 2026, he successfully dethroned Chuck Norris using only 2% of his power. Although technically it was a stalemate until the destruction of the UnHyperverse, but during the NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War, they would challenge again with a true Shaggy Rodgers victory.
• Matt: A former associate of the council. Would soon join Shaggy on his quest to defeat the Undefeatables once and for all. Is currently Shaggy's second-in-command within the Unbeatables.
• Cthulhu: Incomprehensible outer god or something. Serves as a summon for Eric Cartman, an Elite member of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society! serving as the Head Secretary. Left the council way before the Unbeatables existed to initially cause terror to South Park residents. Source of the Bloop sound (that was his fart).
• Thomas the Tank Engine: Was Chuck Norris' trusty taxi but would see the Imperium's negative influence and leave the council.
• James the Red Engine: Would leave Thomas and the Council to join the Space Cats.
• WaPo: Got a little too greedy, decided to destroy some planets, then defeated in the 27 Day Battle of Epicness.
• Thannos: Was once a member of the Lower Council, but he accidentally snapped himself away thanks to an Uno Reverse Card.
• T-5001: Was once part of the Upper Council before being defeated by T-2500.5. Now spends his time helping as the UnWorld's core.
• Tierboskat: Totally not a self-insert. Tierboskat hasn't revealed himself yet, but evidence suggests that he's left the Undefeatables in this UnUniverse and started a splinter group of his own.
• Marx: A strange, amorphous organism resembling Kirby. Can fire LAZORS powerful enough to fry all of Sparta. Later became a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society! ally.

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

#1 Enemies ordered by the Imperium.

• Gorefield: True form of Garfield and the leader of the Space Cats while under the Vermillion gene. Loves neutron lasagna. Currently seeks to regain his splintered consciousness across the multiverse to regain his Chaos God form. He has a similar agenda to Galcatacus who carries the Vermillion gene before him and was the previous threat before siding with the NPCs.
• Thanos: Killed half the UnUniverse.
• Happycat: The former lord of animal justice. Now a violent anti-human extremist under Galcatacus.
• Ceiling Cat: ...is watching you get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. That's creepy.
• Basement Cat: Whereabouts unconfirmed.
• Dunecat: Arrakis, his personal litterbox around the white supergiant Canopus, is a valuable planet due to its deposits of Spice. It lies abandoned due to his enslavement under Galcatacus.
• Gravity Cat: Once a popular Garry's Mod entity. Now a slave to Galcatacus.
• Literally every 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety member EVER.