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Revision as of 01:18, 10 February 2026
DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE
i will read this article, you stupid bih
fuck you
"The 'za has been ordered"- sharty's first words after doxxing nemlei for the first time
| shartypod | ||
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| sharty tripod vvaving a flag displaying the picture of a 'jak | ||
| party tripod | ||
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Alias(es) |
trijak | |
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Species |
tripod | |
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Sex |
alien | |
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Date of Birth |
mars | |
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Nationality |
martian | |
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Relative(s) |
the sharty | |
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Affiliation(s) |
other members of Soyjak.party | |
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Occupation(s) |
doxxing machine | |
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Criminal Record |
100 accounts of doxxing, 9000 accounts of troonphobia | |
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Rank |
soyjak poster | |
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First Appearance |
war of the weezer | |
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Role |
gemposter | |
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Actor |
babyjak | |
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Status |
posting | |
"YOU ARE GETTING MY GEMS FOREVER LOST YOU SICK FUCK RETARDED NIGGER ASSHOLE YOUR WAY OF POSTING IS ERASING ALL OF THE GEMS WITH THESE SHITTY COAL POSTS FUCK YOUR NIGGER"
Sharty tripod is a retarded and dysfunctional martian Fighting-machine and a veteran of The Great Martian War that fell in love with the soyjak.party and its community, he rarely speaks out of fear of getting doxxed and bullied by the sharty itself, but he likes to post his own oc soyjaks such as Squrljak, these soyjaks are commended for being the funniest things ever posted, he enjoys cyberbullying, doxxing people and gatekeeping.
His favourite jaks are the Punisherjaks.
He lives on Yonggary island alongside his "friends" Gamera, Gomora and Super Robo-Patriot, though he makes fun of the former two for being scalies and therefore MAPs and the latter for being an amerimutt.
He never seen to not be either smug and sardonic or froth-mouthed mad.
Since he hates anime, Ongezellig, indie video games and Analog horror, he practically likes to bully and make fun of everyone at their own expenses on the island, he's a huge jerk honestly.
He kinda hates Matt Sharp being a libtard furry and a avid hater of the weezer tripods.
It is never stated if sharty tripod himself is either the tripod itself or the alien that controls it.
He also hates Incredible Gassy for being a forced meme.
He kinda hates the chuds but not as much as transexuals who he froths his mouth at with vehement rage for "raping his mind with their contagious mental diseases".