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'''Howard Mayerik Peck''' (January 10, 5673 – August 1, 5749), better known as '''Howard the Duck''', was a duck and a leader of the [[League of Gangstas]]. Many rival gangmembers likened him to "a feathered, ill-tempered, unflappable [[Al Capone]]". | '''Howard Mayerik Peck''' (January 10, 5673 – August 1, 5749), better known as '''Howard the Duck''', was a duck and a leader of the [[League of Gangstas]]. Many rival gangmembers likened him to "a feathered, ill-tempered, unflappable [[Al Capone]]". | ||
He died after a fat balding | He died after a fat balding WingStop worker "accidentally" ran him over with a pickup truck. The League of Gangstas "mourned" Howard's death by cooking his remains and feasting on his fried body. | ||
[[Category:Ducks]] | [[Category:Ducks]] | ||
[[Category:Uncyclopedia copypastas]] | [[Category:Uncyclopedia copypastas]] | ||
Revision as of 15:36, 4 February 2026
Howard Mayerik Peck (January 10, 5673 – August 1, 5749), better known as Howard the Duck, was a duck and a leader of the League of Gangstas. Many rival gangmembers likened him to "a feathered, ill-tempered, unflappable Al Capone".
He died after a fat balding WingStop worker "accidentally" ran him over with a pickup truck. The League of Gangstas "mourned" Howard's death by cooking his remains and feasting on his fried body.