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'''Beankhanland''', formerly known as '''Mongolia''' until [[Bean Khan]] renamed it after himself, is the best country in the world due to | <!-- ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ด๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ --> | ||
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[[File:Mongolia.png|thumb|Beankhanland immediately after Bean Khan took power and successfully invaded everyone within 6 seconds in 5762.|299x299px]]'''Beankhanland''' (่ฑ็ๆงใฎๅฝ, ''Mame-ล-sama no Kuni''), also known as the '''Beanverse''' (่ฑใฎไธ็, ''Mame no Sekai''), formerly known as '''Mongolia''' (ใขใณใดใซๅฝ, ''Mongoru Kuni'') until [[Bean Khan|{{color|white|Bean Khan}}]] renamed it after himself, is the largest and best country/empire in the entire world due to it being ruled by Bean Khan himself as its ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ass emperor. This is also the place where him and [[A1 Steak Sauce|{{color|white|A1 Steak Sauce}}]] had hot gay sex. The empire also contains immense lore significance across all of fiction, deriving from its status as the home nation where Mort and Bean Khan were born and grew up together after they reincarnated themselves into physical emanations when they impregnated themselves into the womb of Bรถrte รjin, making them the first "sons" of Genghis Khan in 1181. Unfortunately for the two homies, their existences were lost to time and scrubbed out of history leading to Jรถchi being declared the first son of Genghis Khan. It is unknown why the two were censored out of history but many hints lead a lot of people to believe that something "terrible" happened in the two's pasts that led to full blown disdain towards them and a removal of history. Many theories exclaim that it could have possibly been done due to something related to Mort's awakening of the Vermilion King's gene within him after Mort physically turned 19 in 1200 <small>AD</small> that led to him and Bean Khan committing [[File:CENSORED.png|52x52px|link=]]. | |||
Later on, during our present moment (long before Bean Khan would conquer the nation in our future) and when Mongolia was still under the control of the Light its puppets: the United Nations, it was used as one of the bases of operations for the leprechaun program as an attempt to keep the number of heroes stable by artificially creating new ones through child soul transferring. This was also where [[๊ง
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แช|{{color|white|Pinion Morn}}]] and her [[D̸ฬฬฟฬฬรตฬทฬฬฝฬzฬถฬฝออฬaฬทฬฬฬอ eฬถฬขฬ
ฬฬtฬตอฬอฬh|{{color|white|monozygotic twin}}]] were first seen and known in human history. After the death of Superman, Mario, GoodBob, and many other heroes across fiction though, the leprechaun program was discontinued. Long after that, in 5762, when Bean Khan took over what was rightfully his, he found the remnants of the leprechaun program, he decided to convert the old abandoned infrastructure as a lab in order to create his own artificial soldiers known as the [[Hank Hoagies|{{color|white|Hoagies brothers}}]]. | |||
The [[ | <span style="font-size: 200%; background-image:linear-gradient(120deg,black, black); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color:white; -webkit-text-stroke: 0.175em transparent; font-family:Times New Roman"><small><sup>โ </sup></small>'''<u>Gallery</u>'''<small><sup>โ </sup></small></span> | ||
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<div class="marginblock" style="display: inline-flex; box-shadow: 2px 2px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.6); width:{{{width|300px}}}; overflow: hidden; z-index: 4; position:relative; float:{{{align|float: right; margin-left: 5em;}}}; padding:0; flex-direction: column; clear:{{{align|float: right; margin-left: 5em;}}};margin-{{{align|float: right; margin-left: 5em;}}}:0.5rem !important;;"> | |||
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[[File:{{{file|baby_bean.jpg}}}|{{{width|300px}}}]] | |||
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<div class="blurbehind" style="background: rgba(0,0,0,0.2);padding: 1rem 1em;position:relative; font-size: {{{font-size|90%}}}; font-weight: bold; text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px black; box-shadow: 0px 0px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.6); z-index: 5; float:right; margin:0;"> | |||
{{{caption|'''{{color|white|<center>The Bean himself when he was just a young child growing up in the Mongol Empire. The very moment he was given Teddy as a gift from his "mother" Bรถrte in <small>c.</small> 1184.</center>}}'''}}}</div> | |||
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[[File:{{{file|baby_bean.jpg}}}|{{{bg-size|600px}}}]] | |||
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[[File:{{{file|The Vermilion King.png}}}|{{{width|300px}}}]] | |||
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{{{caption|'''{{color|white|<center>{{hover|An old shattered painting of the young Mort and his beloved pet Goodman's mouse lemur drawn back within the Momgol Empire in <small>c.</small> 1188.|It is said that this is the most cursed and enigmatic painting of all time and if anyone ever witnesses it, they will befall a gruesome and painful fate too hauntingly incomprehensible to even be able to explain. (Why is he wearing modern contemporary clothing in 1188? Mort and Bean Khan are beyond time and space and anachronistically wore clothing of our time within the 1180s.}}<center>}}'''}}}</div> | |||
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[[File:{{{file|The Vermilion King.png}}}|{{{bg-size|600px}}}]] | |||
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[[File:{{{file|Together Forever.png}}}|{{{width|300px}}}]] | |||
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{{{caption|'''{{color|white|<center>An fuzzy image within a grassy field in Mongolia showcasing Pinion Morn, her twin, and their adopted mother. Back before... that day.</center>}}'''}}}</div> | |||
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Revision as of 00:14, 12 April 2026



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Later on, during our present moment (long before Bean Khan would conquer the nation in our future) and when Mongolia was still under the control of the Light its puppets: the United Nations, it was used as one of the bases of operations for the leprechaun program as an attempt to keep the number of heroes stable by artificially creating new ones through child soul transferring. This was also where Pinion Morn and her monozygotic twin were first seen and known in human history. After the death of Superman, Mario, GoodBob, and many other heroes across fiction though, the leprechaun program was discontinued. Long after that, in 5762, when Bean Khan took over what was rightfully his, he found the remnants of the leprechaun program, he decided to convert the old abandoned infrastructure as a lab in order to create his own artificial soldiers known as the Hoagies brothers.
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