Ayumu Kasuga: Difference between revisions
Monsturd1954 (talk | contribs) mNo edit summary |
No edit summary |
||
| Line 3: | Line 3: | ||
Osaka is the adopted son of [[Zigra]] and stepsister of [[Basil]], and is secretly a friend of [[Super robo-patriot]], it is possible that he was who taught her about the united states, she is very retarded, | Osaka is the adopted son of [[Zigra]] and stepsister of [[Basil]], and is secretly a friend of [[Super robo-patriot]], it is possible that he was who taught her about the united states, she is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like [https://youtu.be/ErkH4K39UrI?si=K9UPWr8ml9uzkqJG this]. Not only that but she is [[The rot|sexually attracted to her brother]] to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in, these include, but are not limited to: | ||
*a refrigerator | |||
*a fishtank | |||
*a microwave | |||
*a toaster | |||
*a washing machine | |||
She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance | She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance | ||
| Line 20: | Line 20: | ||
[[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg|alt=Uhhhhhh|thumb|osaka giving a speech,]] | [[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg|alt=Uhhhhhh|thumb|osaka giving a speech,]] | ||
osaka ran for president in july 2028 and managed to beat joe biden and become the president of the united states, she then became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese]] [[Otis]] and [[Paul Blart]] | osaka ran for president in july 2028 and managed to beat joe biden and become the president of the united states, she then became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese]] [[Otis]] and [[Paul Blart]] | ||
It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet | It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet | ||
Revision as of 00:10, 23 May 2024
"AMERICA YAAAAAA"
Osaka is the adopted son of Zigra and stepsister of Basil, and is secretly a friend of Super robo-patriot, it is possible that he was who taught her about the united states, she is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like this. Not only that but she is sexually attracted to her brother to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in, these include, but are not limited to:
- a refrigerator
- a fishtank
- a microwave
- a toaster
- a washing machine
She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance
Running for president
osaka ran for president in july 2028 and managed to beat joe biden and become the president of the united states, she then became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by Biggie Cheese Otis and Paul Blart
It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet