Ayumu Kasuga

"AMERICA YAAAAAA"

Osaka is prone to shitting herself, note she shouted fecalfunny, possibly hinting at a connection between her and Vinesauce joel

Osaka (not to be confused with Margaret Thatcher) is a supporting antagonist in the Fanboy & Chum Chum series. She is the adopted son of Zigra and stepsister of Basil, and is secretly a friend of Super robo-patriot. It is possible that he was the one who taught her about the United States. She is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like this. Not only that, but she is sexually attracted to her brother, to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in. These include, but are not limited to:

• a refrigerator

• a fishtank

• a microwave

• a toaster

• a washing machine

• a chello case

• the chello itself

She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance.

Running for president

Osaka giving a speech

Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden, becoming the first ever female president of the United States. She quickly became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by Biggie Cheese Otis and Paul Blart.

It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet.

Connections with Vanguard and Blackrock

Osaka currently (2001-2012) holds the largest stock shares of DOW chemical, Lockheed Martin, and Toyota.

Using the leverage of her wealth, she has lobbied the United States government to start wars and instability in the middle east to artificially increase her held stock values.

Through constant warmongering, Osaka has made several connections with that of Larry Silverstein, Larry Fink, Rob Kapito, and Jeffery Epstein; These individuals were confirmed to be sharing insider information. Note: During 2003, Jeffery Epstein acquired five chaos emeralds, sharing one with Osaka. She probably ate it or something idk it just went missing after that.

Several atomic weapons have been commissioned under name and have been sent to Israel.

Life as a Mafia Boss

Osaka at the height of her power

Osaka after being overthrown and cursed by Kyle for shits and giggles.

1 week after being relieved of duty. She became a powerful hungry mafia leader, rivaling Loadsamoney. But her life as a mafia leader was as quick as it came, as she was eventually caught by Paul Blart due to her lack of leadership skills and not knowing what the hell a turf is. As punishment, Kyle made her the very thing she swore to destroy.

New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president:

• Ban Homework.
• Ban the Muffin-man song
• Less restrictions for gamble-maxxing.
• Kill all black people.
• Bans Xenogenders and replace it with the best ones like Pee/Pee, Shid/Fard, Poo/Poo and ect related with these type of pronouns.
• She and the government will focus on collecting the Rangs of Power and Chaos Emeralds
• Replace the USA national anthem with runaway by Kanye West.