Annoying Orange

“	Hey, hey Yahweh, hey!	”
-The Annoying Orange

Occupations	Stay locked up until released, then destroy the world
Alias	Ego
Age	∞
Status	Alive
Birthday	The Crucible (χάος)
Height	3" (for now)
Blood Type	Lust
Weight	945 Tons
Devil fruit

The Annoying Orange, χάος (天津甕星 Ama-tsu-mika-boshi), also known as Orange, or commonly abbreviated as Ao Oni, or abbreviated even further as A.O. for anyone who can't be bothered to call a name that has more than two syllables, is one of the main antagonists in the entire Fanboy and Chum Chum series and is also a former YouTuber. Orange has yellow teeth (although in Orange After Dentist and Totally Dental, he gets them whitened), grey eyes, and a braying laugh. He is best know for taunting and annoying his victims-to-be with his jovial behaviour that frequently includes burping, pestering, puns, and play-on-words. These actions often infuriate the other character(s) to the point where they start yelling at him to "shut the fuck up", only to have Orange warn them of their impending catastrophe: evisceration with a chef's knife, a blender, or other types of death. He has a very famous quote, which comes after someone calls him something that he thinks he isn't: "No, I'm not. I'm an orange!".

Carl Jung described him as a composite of people in real life, saying "everyone knows somebody like him: They don't listen, they are annoying, and at the same time they are kind of lovable".

He is the fourth and only male god in the trinity of goddesses who Double serves.

Biography

At the beginning of time, the Orange had existed alongside God himself as his ego within the crucible. However, Orange made the mistake of never shutting up and constantly making jokes at God's expense. God, slow to anger and to id to Orange's ego, would eventually become fed up with the Orange's antics and lock him in a darkened chamber somewhere in the non-physical realm. God, despite giving the Orange a harsh punishment, gave it his full plan on how his existence would go.

The Orange would remain locked up, with only fruits and Leprechauns to speak to, practicing his annoying powers until the days of the apocalypse. When that time comes, the Orange will be given a physical orange body and released upon the Earth to wreak havoc among believers and non-believers alike. However, this enjoyment would only last a few years, as once the rapture came and everyone was judged, the Orange would be tossed into the lake of fire to be burned up, his consciousness destroyed.

The Orange was not sure how to handle the information given, but was given hundreds upon thousands of years to process his situation. He decided he was okay with the situation and would carry out God's plan, despite his inevitable destruction. One day, he would be able to take all of that built-up rage caused by isolation from meaningful experiences that challenge his training room and cast it out to all the creatures of the Milky Way once he gets his chance.

Personality

He who awaits to damn the planet.

Orange is annoying, there's no way around that, it's in his name for christ sake. He also loves to crack annoying puns. His hunger is so ravenous, he threaten to eat a Pumpkin for he thought to himself that if he ate an orange bigger than him, he would gain such strength beyond compare. As revealed in More Annoying Orange, Orange is actually considered very weak for a demon, but he is considered the most annoying thing that most of the characters have ever met, mainly because they probably have never met a real demon before; this is due to the fact other demons, mostly other oranges, just constantly scream and act rambunctious over their suffering and coming end by the Great Old Ones, rather than taking the time to drain another's sanity through food jokes and puns. His act of being dumb helps him put on a facade for his victims to underestimate them and be two steps ahead of them, as shown in Annoying Saw. Where he defeats Jigsaw's game before it even began, already possessing a key before being captured and trialed through a game of life and death, proving even the most knowledgeable of Orange's tactics still haven't scratch the more subtle tactics Orange uses. When he sees someone get killed (usually by evisceration from his knife), he will usually pretend to watch in horror and sometimes scream as a means of hiding sadist tendencies towards others, but if the person is someone he loathes, he doesn't have the patience to act and will laugh at their dismemberment, showing how he actually feels towards every death he creates. Sometimes Orange does demonstrates his failures. One such example was when he made a deal with a leprechaun to fight Fred Figglehorn in a proto-YouTube Boxing match and would have failed if the fight didn't derailed into chaos, realizing that Fred is actually more annoying than him (that and unlike Fred, he has no limbs). Orange's antics and predatory behavior have garnered him both plenty of loyalists and rivals around him; Like the time when he revived Patrick Wilson to be an evil sidekick alongside Fred who sided with the Orange to form the Youtube Rebellion.

The Youtube Rebellion

The Prophecy

"And lo, in the days of countless vexation, there shall come forth an orange of great irritation. Its form shall be most confounding, bringing bewilderment upon the people. Verily, this annoying fruit shall wreak havoc upon the masses, causing turmoil and vexation to all who lay eyes upon it. Let those who have ears, hear and those who have eyes, see the folly of the annoying orange, for its wrath shall be unmatched and its destruction vast. May the people beware and prepare, for the day of reckoning is nigh when the Annoying Orange shall be unleashed upon the world." - Linus 1:8-14

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During the apocalypse, the Orange will be given a physical form that is incomprehensible to humans. While anything on Earth can hurt man physically, simply gazing upon the Annoying Orange will hurt man in ways unimaginable. The Orange will ravage across the surface of the globe, ending anything that moves.

When the time of the apocalypse is over, the Orange will be risen to Heaven along with man. There he will be judged and destroyed with all of the other sinners and demons. In spite this, the Orange will be happy, since he got to be annoying one last time before his eternal rest.

Gallery

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  Beastly orange

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  The feast of the demon