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'''Michael Hartwell "Mickey Mouse" Rodent, Sr.,''' also known by the pseudonym '''Mousenberg,''' is an American chemist, school teacher, spy, detective, contortionist, Vietnam vet, and major narcotics distributor from Albuquerque, New Mexico, whose drug empire became the largest meth operation in United States history, surpassing those of both Peg Leg Pete and the Cartel. Before entering the drug trade, Michael worked as an overqualified high school chemistry teacher at J. P. Wynne High School while holding a second job at the A1A Car Wash to financially support his family: his wife Minnie, his son Michael Jr., and his infant adopted orphaned twin conjoined brothers Hewey. Dewey and Louie. After being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, Michael began manufacturing chemically pure methamphetamine to provide for his family upon his death. Knowing nothing about the drug trade, Michael enlisted the help of his former student, Donald Duck, to distribute the meth he produced. He is also continuously haunted by the spirit of George "Goofy" Geef, a friend and fellow combatant he shot back in the 70s due to him threatening to | '''Michael Hartwell "Mickey Mouse" Rodent, Sr.,''' also known by the pseudonym '''Mousenberg,''' is an American chemist, school teacher, spy, detective, contortionist, Vietnam vet, and major narcotics distributor from Albuquerque, New Mexico, whose drug empire became the largest meth operation in United States history, surpassing those of both Peg Leg Pete and the Cartel. Before entering the drug trade, Michael worked as an overqualified high school chemistry teacher at J. P. Wynne High School while holding a second job at the A1A Car Wash to financially support his family: his wife Minnie, his son Michael Jr., and his infant adopted orphaned twin conjoined brothers Hewey. Dewey and Louie. After being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, Michael began manufacturing chemically pure methamphetamine to provide for his family upon his death. Knowing nothing about the drug trade, Michael enlisted the help of his former student, Donald Duck, to distribute the meth he produced. He is also continuously haunted by the spirit of George "Goofy" Geef, a friend and fellow combatant he shot back in the 70s due to him threatening to declassify private documents that would've returned them home. | ||
Revision as of 23:17, 29 May 2026
Michael Hartwell "Mickey Mouse" Rodent, Sr., also known by the pseudonym Mousenberg, is an American chemist, school teacher, spy, detective, contortionist, Vietnam vet, and major narcotics distributor from Albuquerque, New Mexico, whose drug empire became the largest meth operation in United States history, surpassing those of both Peg Leg Pete and the Cartel. Before entering the drug trade, Michael worked as an overqualified high school chemistry teacher at J. P. Wynne High School while holding a second job at the A1A Car Wash to financially support his family: his wife Minnie, his son Michael Jr., and his infant adopted orphaned twin conjoined brothers Hewey. Dewey and Louie. After being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, Michael began manufacturing chemically pure methamphetamine to provide for his family upon his death. Knowing nothing about the drug trade, Michael enlisted the help of his former student, Donald Duck, to distribute the meth he produced. He is also continuously haunted by the spirit of George "Goofy" Geef, a friend and fellow combatant he shot back in the 70s due to him threatening to declassify private documents that would've returned them home.
He is the creator of FloridaMan. Before his marriage, he'd often jack off to lewd centerfolds of his future wife Minnie, and during one of these jerks his sperm inexplicably formed to become a monstrous creature beyond his control, FloridaMan. He served to do absolutely nothing but to create chaos and destruction and is purely responsible for the drowning of Michael's father, Mr. Walt Disney.