Chipbuck

"Fuck you! I love these dildos more than my family!" - Chipbuck

"WE FUCKING HATE CHIPBUCK! WE FUCKING HATE CHIPBUCK!" - Song about Chipbuck.

Chipbuck was the fourth member of the Alvin and the Chipmunks family, introduced in Alvin and the Chipmunks 5: 7 Deadly Sins of the Chipmunks. He was hated by pretty much everybody and was described as "the Scrappy-Doo of the Alvin family" and "a dirty evil vile creature from the darkest pits of Florida". He worked as a delivery driver for Grubhub but he fucking SUCKED at his job because he took 10 hours to deliver an order, although this was most likely due to Tyeddi taking his legs. He also had a girlfriend who was an evil demon who tried to steal his power so that she could take over all of existence, but she didn't have the same sex drive as Chipbuck, so he got rid of her.

Chipbuck was the first member of Alvin and the Chipmunks to have AIDS, as he got it from his ex-boyfriend Mario Fraser-Rogers, but he left Chipbuck after he learned that he was a furfag. He loved to eat other people's asses and take them to places like the Red Lobster to make them give him blow jobs, and this gave him his name (what does it mean???). He had an extremely low IQ of 325. He was very gay and had his own "gay bar", but he only went there to meet up with underage boys to get AIDS from them so that he could infect the entire planet.

Things he loved

Chipbuck loved to go to the gym, watch porn, go to the gym, smoke cigars, go to the gym, go to his favorite lesbian bar, go to the gym, jerk off, and buy cocaine and heroin from his dealer Dwayne.

History

Chipbuck was a very bad chipmunk. He was kicked out of his family when he stole a piece of pizza from his mother. His family did this because he pissed on Alvin and on his mother's head. He then got adopted by a family from Dildo, Canada who treated him really good.

He soon made friends with Mario Fraser-Rogers. After some time, he decided to take his boyfriend to a place called a "movie theater", or a "cinema". He took his girlfriend to this place to see the movie Twelfve, which he thought was a movie called Twelve. It turned out that he really did hate him and didn't even want to be in the same room as him. He broke Chipbuck's heart after this.

Death

Chipbuck was found dead in the Netherlands on September 9th, 2025 in a small alleyway, covered in various of bodily fluids. It is speculated that Olie was just mad 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and couldn't control himself around Chipbuck and just went full monkey mode on his butthole, or perhaps he tried to make Chipbuck suck his cock and it didn't go well.

Aftermath

Chipbuck's soul did not reach heaven because he was a bad chipmunk. His soul ended up in hell because he did vile shit. He met with Satan and he gave him a special job, because Satan was tired of dealing with the gay shit and wanted somebody else to take care of it. Satan told him that he was the only person that could do the job, and told him that the job required him to fuck a guy's ass with a giant penis made out of flesh and shit. This gave him a hard-on and he was horny, so he jumped on the job and started giving Satan a handjob.

Trivia

• His name is an obvious misspelling of the word "chipmunk" and just going with it.
• Chipbuck was the only member of the Chipmunk family to have a penis larger than 1 inch
• This is the second character to originate from a Dan Dingle video, the first being Farmer Dale.
  • Ironically, Farmer Dale is hated by everybody out-of-universe, while Chipbuck is hated by everybody in-universe.