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SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted. | SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted. | ||
[[File:XTb1OBPQFapWilF8iaccxwFxPnaLO3qeLZTM4RwBofU.jp|center|g|thumb|A photo of SCP-682 taken in 2022]] | |||
Revision as of 02:11, 17 August 2024
Item name: SCP-682
object class: Ticonderoga
Special containment procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682(We just can't, ok?) only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with beer until SCP-682 is submerged and drunk out of his mind. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.
SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to engage in rudimentary communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone even you, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).
SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.