Howard the Duck

Howard protecting his waifu Beverly Switzler from literal fucking Satan.

Howard Mayerik Peck (January 10, 5673 – August 1, 5749), better known as Howard the Duck, was a duck and a leader of the League of Gangstas. Many rival gangmembers likened him to "a feathered, ill-tempered, unflappable Al Capone".

He died after a fat balding WingStop worker "accidentally" ran him over with a pickup truck. The League of Gangstas "mourned" Howard's death by cooking his remains and feasting on his fried body.

Early life

Howard grew up on a farm in Fuckersburg, Penisylvanus, secretly bribing the farmer, Dickey T. Pooner and keeping a large percent of the profit. When Thog the Nether-Spawn led a revolution against Pooner, Howard secretly left Penisylvanus to live in Los Santos.