Abraham Lincoln

“	Old Man Jenkins	”
-Dis' dude killed my confederate homies *sad sounds*

The guy with the hat.

He killed Robert. E. Lee with just his beard.

He made Ulysses S. Grant best friends with Kurt Cobain.

He turned Jefferson Davis into a femboy.

He's had sex with Queen Victoria(Queen of the Shortstacks).

John Wilkes Booth shits and pisses himself every time he sees a image of this dude.

Old Man Jenkins is his arch-rival.

Lincoln died a hero.

Idk if this is good or bad but Robert E Lee got revived by Mr. Game & Watch just for Lee to get enslaved by him.