Pepsiman
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Pepsiman is a half-man, half-Pepsi "superhero" who fucking hates freakers and coke drinkers. He isn't a part of any major organization and prefers to do his own little things. He's also batshit insane and can give Deadpool a run for his money. Whenever he walks onscreen, a disembodied voice shouts "PEPSIMAN!!!" out of nowhere. He once skinned a man alive after seeing him drink Coca-Cola and disintegrated someone for drinking Sprite.
He once briefly owned a shit-ton of Soviet warships, likely to blow up Coca-Cola factories and bombard the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society headquarters. Although this plan inevitably failed, he's still willing to destroy all of freakydom at any given moment.
Trivia
- He serves as a boogeyman for anyone who likes Coca-Cola more than Pepsi.
- He once tried to melt the polar ice caps just to make his rival, the Coca-Cola Bear upset.
- He tried to give Teddy Roosevelt diabetes with his drinks.
Gallery
- Pepsimangun.webp
- Pepsimansuffering.webp
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