Paul Blart

"Safety never takes a holiday"

Flesh mall

Paul Blart is an blarty, sharty non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West Orange Pavillion Mall. He is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course. He somehow befriends the futa cow: Otis, and helps him to sneak into he control security room so that he can lecture to the mall; slanders about Rev says desu and his archenemy Dr fuck you.

History

Paul blart and mario

He has none, is only 12 seconds old.