Otis
"Oh, milk me!"
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Real Name |
Otis the cow | |
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Alias(es) |
otis | |
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Species |
Bos taurus | |
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Sex |
male | |
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Date of Birth |
cow | |
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Nationality |
cow | |
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Relative(s) |
ben | |
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Residence |
the farm | |
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Affiliation(s) |
biggie cheese, paul blart | |
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Occupation(s) |
leader of the barnyard, superhero | |
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Criminal Record |
10 counts of exhibitionism | |
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Rank |
exhibitionist | |
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First Appearance |
the barnyard | |
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Role |
exhibitionist | |
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Actor |
kevin james | |
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Onlyfans |
yes | |
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Status |
yes | |
Otis, also known by his alter ego cowman, is cow so fat and so selectively bred, he got motherfucking cow tits! Living at the barnyard, He be muddin', truckin' and knife fightin'. The only sissy city dweller he could stand is Paul Blart.
He also gets drunk from his own milk. Either this cow couldn't handle shit or he's so genetically disfigured, the glucose in his milk ferments into moonshine.
His Arch-Nemesis is the bitch known as Margaret Thatcher and some fatass called Snotty Boy, ever since he got raped by Otis. Swearing he will turn him into a hamburger and eat him for his crime against his sanity.
Appearance
Otis is male cow with fucking tits.
Personality
He enjoys cucking weebs of their body pillows, fucking people and pouring his milk all over them. He also likes dancing and showing his udders to people. In other words, a whore.
He's also very cocky for a cow.