Kevin James Sievert

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Threat Information

7 // Planetary Threat

Capable of destroying an entire planet or any similar sized celestial object.

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Kevin James Sievert
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Species

Homo Sapien(Superhuman)

Occupation(s)

Actor

Sex

Male

Nationality

Ohioan

Height

TALL

Weight

Fatty

Complexion

Black

Kevin James Sievert, most commonly known as Barbershop, is an actor known for playing Mush in a production of the musical Newsies. He is also a member of the Ohio Friend Group/Ohio Coalition which is ran by emperor Adrian.

Biography

When he was a young boy, all he wanted to do was get a barbershop haircut for only 25 cents. One day, he got it, with the cost being given immense powers he could never control. This was because his barber gave all the power to him because he was the last customer and wanted to share his legacy before he died because he's so fucking old. Barbershop used these powers for good and became Freaky however he also had Ohio in him and he returned to meet people he didn't know AKA Adrian and Daimon and he joined their Ohio Friend Group which is a massive project that Adrian, Daimon, and Uzi started for people who wanted to join the friend group but the main 3 consider themselves the core group aka Adrian's Friend Group.

Barbershop then became the general of all the armies of Adrian's Ohio and slaughtered many stupid soldiers on the battle that was on Stuart BITCHle's side as Barbershop despised that fucking rodent. They then won because Barbershop carried them to victory as Adrian is now the rightful leader of Ohio but Barbershop runs the military. The Ohio Friend Group remained the same as it still is a powerful group that the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! calls in to help them in missions but the Ohio Friend Group isn't merged into them as they want to be independent as Barbershop wants it to be with Grippers, Steven, Effoc, Sultan Gassy, Sgt. Braphog, Adrian, Wesley, and Uzi all agree with but Incredible Gassy in in the main society and the Ohio Friend Group but Barbershop doesn't care as Incredible Gassy is still an ally to them and it doesn't really affect much when he's currently in both sides.

Powers

Planet Destruction

He can destroy planets if he tried hard and can kill up to millions in population because of one Barbershop dude.

Time Travel

He can Time Travel like Blendin Blandin to different points in time.

Weapon Weilding

He can master any weapon instantly like swords, arrows, guns, and more.

Superhuman Strength

Yep, Barbershop can use his strength a lot and can easily become the best wrestler if he wanted to because he's fucking strong and can lift a tree with no problem.

Toon Force

He used this a lot while beating up soldiers as his Toon Force as he can doing any wacky cartoon moves.

Trivia

  • He is the GOAT.
  • He is an amazing actor.
  • He is on Tiktok.
  • He kinda zesty af.
  • He solos the entire Conservative Coalition.