Logan Munroe

Logan Munroe
Occupations	Be angry all the time for no discernible reason, Win races against others
Alias	Logan, Logan from Logan Kart 8
Bounty	$50,000,000
Place of Origin	Seattle, Washington
Age	16
Status	Alive and well
Birthday	January 24, 2009
Height	5' 9"
Blood Type	O
Weight	150 Pounds
Devil fruit

You'll love him if you don't piss him off.

"My dad always said to me that I should wait until I'm 16 to drive, but I ran him over so he can't anymore."

History

Logan Munroe is a kid who was mysteriously brought into existence in 2009. He has no mother, and his father was never with him at any point in his life, only speaking to him through the house's speaker system. The only time Logan managed to catch a glimpse of his father was when he ran him over in April of 2016. Logan recognized the voice of the man screaming as his father. From that point forward, he had to find his own way through life.

His love for driving was found in 2012, when he stole his dad's car keys and took a ride around the neighborhood. Half of his trip was spent on the sidewalk, a quarter on people's lawns, and the rest in someone's recently renovated living room. Despite his lack of skill, he continued to drive as much as he could.

Before his dad's untimely death in 2016, Logan had not been to school. To remedy this, the government issued him to a public school where he met his friends. Despite meeting so many friends, Logan's lack of parents made him subject to bullying. Each day was something new; One day, Jeremy Periwinkle pissed in Logan's Bulk Bogan lunchbox without him knowing and placed it back in his backpack. Another, Gavin Stanton slammed Logan's head into a locker, shoving him inside and locking him in, and filling it with shaving cream. Next, Irwin Owen slashed a tire of Logan's busted up car. The proceeding blast of air launched Irwin and made his head hit the ground, creating a wound and causing a concussion. It is unknown why Irwin did that, but he did. The anger Logan was building up overtime eventually got to him, and he snapped. Logan got in his car after school and found his bullies, running them over one by one, going back to make sure they were dead. Shortly after, he got all of his friends in the car and went for a joyride.

Ever since, Logan has been made permanently angry, with a fitting angry expression on his face. This anger has allowed him to bear through even the most intense pain, allowing him to be shot without the slightest hint of agony. He also has massive adrenaline rushes, letting him kill a fully grown man with his bare hands in seconds. Because of this, he has become one of the most feared teenagers in Seattle, with the government putting a whopping $50,000,000 bounty on his head, dead or alive; Preferably dead. However, nobody has managed to succeed in capturing him.

With his love for driving, he picked up the career of being a racer. Every weekend, he races against his friends in various locations, including but not limited to the moon itself. The harmless mechanics of the racing allows him to dispense his anger out on others without harming anybody, but this does not stop him from being dangerous, as his outbursts outside of races are numerous. Despite this, he refuses to hurt his friends, only doing so when they've really pissed him off; Even then, he does not try to kill them, he just makes sure they don't upset him again. His racing career has given him mild notoriety, only being known by a small percentage of the population.

Personality

Logan is very spontaneous with the way he acts. One moment, he could be sleeping peacefully on a couch, the next, the slightest noise could set him off. However, he normally only tries to hurt those responsible for his mental pain. If there is nobody around and he is just angry, he will destroy a random object that he does not see as valuable. This includes: Doors, drywall, fridge handles, microwaves, cushions, etc.

Logan is also very energetic, only sleeping on Sundays for the full day, and staying awake until the next Sunday. On Sundays, nothing can interrupt his sleep, giving a day of peace to anybody he normally endangers.

Despite his violent nature toward seemingly anything, he still values the people close to him and refuses to kill them, even helping them when in need. This leads to people seeing him as unpredictable, as he seems to go from being a caring person in front of his friends to a violent psychopath toward anyone else.

Hobbies

Racing

Logan likes to drive and race. Read the previous paragraphs, you dip.

Piano Playing

Bizarrely, Logan has a knack for playing the piano. From a young age, he has displayed immense skill in playing complex orchestrations and learning songs by ear. However, he rarely keeps his electric piano on its stand, but rather on a pulled-out dresser drawer on the opposite side of his room. He claims this is because "the stand sucks. The dresser looks cooler." This explains why he keeps the dresser, since all of the other drawers have been forcefully removed in his fits of rage, making it useless for anything else.

In 2022, he started a band with his friends. Despite his friends constantly telling him otherwise, he always insists the band is called "Limp Bizkit." He refuses to acknowledge that that band has already existed for years, and that he did not create the name. Despite this, his playing is still objectively flawless.

In 2024, the band made $4.

Accomplishments

2016

• Killed his only parental unit (by accident, I think)

2017

• Helped build -4 hospitals in foreign nations
• Escaped School and started a new life

2018

• Shut down Musical.ly by mysterious means (he would come to regret this when Tik Tok was created)

2019

• Ran over a random man on the streets. As it would turn out, he was one of the most wanted murderers at the time. The bounty for his head was lowered to $50,000,000 (previously $65,000,000)
• Started the Logan Kart League with his friends

2020

• Created those all-black medical masks to make wearing a mask actually look good
• Split an atom with his bare hand
• Extracted the iron from the blood of his enemies and created a sword

2022

• Made a bag extorting pedophiles online by posing as a 13 year old girl and obtaining messages from his targets, threatening to release the chat logs to their families if they did not give him a lot of money, and sending the chat logs afterward anyway; He made $17,302 from the operation
• Helped start a chain of Gringo Mexican restaurants across the nation
• Suggested Twitter Blue to Elon Musk as a joke
• Posted the "we are excited to announce insulin is free now" Tweet

2023

• Started a slavery regime anonymously, ended it under his name, and obtained a Nobel peace prize along with the money
• Managed a Hardee's with a system that just shot people when they walked in
• Ran over a YouTube prankster and made sure nobody figured it out

2024

• Started the fried chicken restaurant "Garry's Heart-Cloggin' Fried" (Nobody knows where he got the name "Garry" from. When we ask, he spits on us) with a system that also shot people as they walked in. People who got past the turret systems got a free bucket
• Sued the town of Molfetta, Italy for "damages" and won a $5 Starbucks giftcard
• Successfully banned LowTierGod from Twitch after ragebaiting him with different fighting game accounts (posing as different users) for 5 consecutive hours and getting him to accidentally flash his penis

2025

• Signed a deal with Flex Entertainment to make hip-hop music
• Created a virus that would only affect CIA agents, causing their skin to glow a bright green (He just runs them over, that's what he does)
• Set the record for taking the most trips through a bowling alley ball return and surviving. His record is 1,384 times in one day, the previous was 0

2026

• Snuck into the white house posing as a Mossad agent and enticed Donald J. Trump to release the Epstein files "redacted" by highlighting them black in Microsoft Word. He then revealed online that you could unredact them manually using any PDF software under an anonymous account

Comments

This is my favorite page that I made. I actually have talked to this guy over the Logan Kart 8 Speedrunning Discord Server. I haven't told him about this, though.
-- CalebBurnsGames (talk) 18:47, 5 February 2026 (EST)