Battle Cossack
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| โ | Battle Cossack seeing Battle Kenya give his cummies to Miss America | โ |
-I NEED YOUR CUMMIES BATTLE KENYA! | ||
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Species |
Human | |
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Pronouns |
Fuck/you/penis/communist | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Sexuality |
COMMNUIST | |
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Ethnicity |
Japanese (formerly) RUSSIAN | |
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Height |
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Weight |
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Alignment |
Neutral chaotic | |
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Complexion |
JAPAN | |
Battle Cossack is a Communist and a fucking bastard who betrayed the Good Society for a chicken nugget in the 10th part of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Saga but got shot to death by ๐๐ช๐ฐ๐ฒ๐๐ธ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป for betraying the Toei Society for a fucking chicken nugget and almost causing the downfall of the Toei Society and the freaky society. He was later revived by that son of a bitch Cirno to use him as a servant but Battle Cossack thrown Cirno off into a lava pit. He is envious of Diane Martin (Miss America) because she gets Shiro Akebono (Battle Kenya)โs cummies.
His dead body was cummed on by Envy and words saying โFuck youโ was cummed onto Battle Cossackโs balls
The Shit In My Toilet Arc
Battle Cossack first appeared in the Shit in my toilet arc as a protagonist and tried stopping Nanette from almost killing her brother but fucking failed.