Paul Blart

"Safety never takes a holiday"

Flesh mall

Paul Blart is an blarty, sharty non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West orange pavillion mall, he is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course, He somehow befriends the futa cow: Otis, and gives speeches whenever he sneaks into he control security room he lectures to the mall slanders about Rev says desu and his archenemy Dr fuck you.

History

Paul blart and mario

He has none, is only 12 seconds old.