Tadano

"I'm always two steps ahead" - Tadano

Tadano
Species	Donkey
Sex	Male
Date of Birth	Unknown
Nationality	🇨🇦Canadian
Relative(s)	Donkey Ollie(Brother)
Affiliation(s)	The Golden Order
Occupation(s)	GrubHub Worker(Formerly) Grubhub Mega Corp Boss(Currently)
Criminal Record	Doing various crimes with his brother and Chris Chan
Rank	A+
Onlyfans	No
Status	Resurrected by Chris Chan

Tadano(只野) is a Donkey who is the owner of the Grubhub Dimension. He is known for that one rich guy nobody gives a shit about and all he talks about are shortstack pussies. Also he really fucking hates his fans for drawing gay art of him.

Biography

"Normal" Arc

Tadano's childhood is unknown but many years later he becomes a Grubhub worker in 2016 and started his belief that communism is better than Capitalism and also becomes a member of r/communism. 2 Years later in 2018, he becomes the CEO(Donkey Ollie poisoned the past one and edited the succession note to give the role to Tadano) and the first thing he does is to get bitches.

His first plan is to get to a driving school to find bitches and he found the perfect example, Retsuko, he introduced her to Communism and forced her and Fenneko to stop being vegans. Retsuko was a whore during that time and wanted his money and asked him about marrying. Of course Tadano rejected it saying that he hates kids and marriage, this made Retsuko mad and left him, intentionally making him heartbroken but not for too long.

Masturbation Diaries Arc

He manipulated Waluigi(Itoi) to create a dimension where everything is controlled by Him, Chris Chan, Donkey Ollie, Lord Stupid IV, and Grubhub. He used tactics to combine both universes which messed up Mr. Bean's brain and contributed it to Part X2. Also during this time he bullied Haida for being a fucking loser(Based) and becomes a powerful person thanks to Chris Chan's multilevel power

Part X2

Him, The Golden Order, and The Grubhub Workers declares war on The L.O.S.E.R.S and The Pigmask Army(Note: The both groups hate eachother). He also gets killed by Fenneko but the Grubhub Dimension revives him

Made by the Sigma Chad, TwistsNTurns.

Sissy Allegations

"IM NOT A FUCKING FEMBOY"

Many people on the internet shipped Tadano and Haida for some apparent reason?, this led Tadano freaking out and asked Chris Chan to tell them to delete but that only caused the fire to grow. He's been drawn in femboy gay ways that anyone can't even describe so Tadano gave up and ignored them and keeps saying that he is the most awesome straight incel but people ignored him as well.

In one day however, everyday changed when he was at a bar and was drunk which eventually led someone paid him 5 Grand to make him do femboy poses. They leaked all over the internet but Tadano keeps saying they're A.I Generated(They're not) and this made him a laughing stock on the internet for years to come.

He only did 4 so it only took 3 years for the internet to forget him, but Haida has like 1000 of those femboy submisisve cunt images so Tadano is like 10000000x more safe than him.

The four images in question

(I only got the non NSFW/Fetish artworks because this page is not NSFW)

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