Victor

Not to be confused with the NPC Victor

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Victor Porter
Biographical Information
Birthday:	June 2nd
Sex:	Male
Fantasy Race:	Homo Sapien
Ethnicity:	Anglo-American
Height:	172 cm (5'8")
Penis Size:	Very Big
Disorder(s):	Autism Spectrum Disorder A.D.H.D
Occupation(s):	Elite 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Goon
Rizz:	Positive
Bounty:	67,000,000 Dollars
Physical Appearance
Complexion:	White
Relationship Statuses
Love Interest(s):	Hishi Amazon (Girlfriend)

"Fuck all of this, im going back home to jerk off"

"WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!!!" - Victor talking to a kidnapped NPC

Victor Porter, also known as just Vic, is a anti-social psycho who is hated by many people just for his personality and how he sticks out from the norm. Born in Lexington, KY, the city was known for being so fucking boring and when Victor stand out in the city, he was mocked and bullied by people that made him know how cruel the world can be. He used to like staying in his room all day and only eat Ramen and TV Dinners or anything that is microwavable since he cannot cook for shit. He also goes on websites to rage-bait people or masturbate a lot like A LOT(even his mom knows he does this and its sad). He didn't wanna work at and stay unemployed but then he liked killing and enlisted up to be an assassin loyal to no side and when he does join one for conveience, he backstabs them in any way. Including friends that trusted him which he regretted and wanted to be friends with them again but was rejected by all of them, he tries to understand concepts of it but his brain tells people to fuck off all the time. He later stopped being one when he joined up with Freaky SUSiety when he was told by his weed dealer, Enrique, about the group and became one of it's founding members and also became best buds with his weed dealer. He also thinks that an upside-cross necklace is so fucking cool without knowing what it means.

He's kind of a lunatic, having strange ways for battling and does not care for sympathy when fighting someone with his Cursed Knife Technique, which is his main weapon he uses and its filled with so much poison so nobody needs to be slashed with that thing. Fights are where he wins at but a lot of things he kinda sucks ass at like trying to draw, make music, play sports, or playing very difficult games as he's always a loser at those stuff. Hell, his name is fucking Victor yet he a total loser so it's really ironic. He does know a lot about history though and likes to spergs it out to people, even if they're not interested in the topic. This is due to him being very autistic and even has ADHD so you know this guy is very neurodivergent.

He also has a girlfriend, whom is called Hishi Amazon, a horse-girl who was his childhood friend in Lexington but had to move away due to her family moving to Japan to enlist Hishi Amazon to be trained by the JRA. He later went to Japan because of a assassin job and when he was dirt poor, he bet all of his money on Hishi Amazon as she won her race and he got loadsamoney. They later reunited when Hishi Amazon was at a convention and recognized his face. They smoked at the back of the building talking on where they have been and then became a couple after weeks of flirting. She also made him actually eat quality food and made him get out of his shell. Vic also has a ex-girlfriend but she is a fucking psycho that Vic had to kill her himself, that being a therian who wanted to kill Vic for hating on therians but all he was doing was calling her cringe.

Other than Enrique, his best friend has to be Boognish. Despite that dude being a eldritch god that lived for many centuries, they get along well due to them having similar interests like smoking weed and shit. They get drunk all the time together, play games together, binge watch shows together, and have goon-off's with eachother. Victor is like John to Boognish's Jesus in the Boognish religion but Victor doesn't care about the whole worshipping and only thinks Boognish as his best friend which Boognish respects. Its the second Variant of Boognish that hangs out with him all the time but when the first Variant comes, he will protect Victor no matter what and will slaughter anyone in his path for him despite Victor clearly saying he'll defend himself and will die a martyr if he has to.

Lore

Trivia

• Hiei and Zelgadis are also both his great friends, they always meet up together and talk for hours about something.
• Tamed Agnes Digital and has her on a leash.
• Is known as the best Smash Ultimate Player.
• Purple Aura can be seen flying from his eyes, just like Sans in Undertale.
• Speaking of Undertale, he solos Frisk.
• Gave LSD to a Victorian Child.
• Tried to invent the Flicker Goon Technique but 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 did it before him.
• 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Him once robbed a gas station in the middle of Sneedville, TN.
• Told Bean Khan to turn Poo from Earthbound into literal poo, he did it without any hesitation.
• Defeated Piccolo in the Aura Farming Tournament only to be defeated by Gold Ship, who Victor dislikes but his GF loathes her.
• Is currently rivaling NPC Gojo Satoru.
• Hangs out with Martlet sometimes, like that one time they were hiking and all Victor kept doing was being a burden on purpose so Martlet can fly him so he doesn't have to walk. She found this out instantly and threw him off. He landed on his butt in some pointy edge and made him hurt for about a month.
• He despises Mamiya Takuji, constantly setting up Troll Acounts to bait him.
• Created the Chris Chan Happy Meal to honor him getting fried by a deep fryer and is a overall joke, two chinese kids made the toys at a sweatshop in Wuhan.
• Fucked Birdie The Early Bird, she said he had more meat than a Big Mac.
• Spammed Furry Porn to Mr. Game & Watch and had malware on it.
• Was briefly friends with Randy Stair at one point, its possible that Victor fed to his delusions.
• Got his ass kicked by Shinobu Sensui during a battle, Victor wants full revenge.
• Was at a GTA type podcast and sperged out on the history of Manchukuo.
• Teamed up with a Indian Company to turn Nack The Shitter's shit into Curry.
• Is responsible for creating many Roblox Scams.
• Met Snoop Dawg when he was high af, turns out, it was just a tree.
• Wrote shitty AO3 Fanfics just to piss off Mechasakurako on how much stuff that she hated, which was added. Also did the same to Agnes Digital.
• Lowkey he gets along well with Power from Chainsaw Man.
• Chewed Tobacco with Shitty G at a abandoned Kmart.
• Played Emulated Games on a browser like a caveman for many, many years.
• Tried taking Yukina's advice on drawing and still sucked ass.
• ShadeTheVulpix306 really, really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLLY despises him.
• Got Shouko and Hishiama to be close friends despite the two didn't getting along at first.
• Actually eats Breath mints like they're food and not as actual mints.

Comments

Hold up this is peak
-- Solidus Vesna (talk) 13:23, 27 April 2026 (EDT)