Meme Saga Sisterhood

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Meme Saga Sisterhood, is an arc and manga adaptation for a part of the narrative in Act 1 dedicated to Hiei. Dr. Hämsterviel, and Ren Höek as the major characters specifically the first two which serves as a Yin Yang but in reality have both major flaws that can make them both the Yin's living in Darkness.

The Arc takes place after Kingdom Hearts: Rodent's Havoc as a year passed in a Timeskip and previous timeline connections do enter here as continuity to Moccasins Saga's previous arcs that connect over here.

Openings and Endings[edit | edit source]

These are Openings and Endings I really frigging love and these might change in the future but for now they are staying and it doesn't really matter what year they came out before but has to be before 2012. Also despite airing in other places, the songs are always Japanese so there is no official dub of them like a lot of Anime Openings and Endings.

OP1 - Melissa[edit | edit source]

Chapter 1 - 20

ED1 - I Will[edit | edit source]

Chapter 1 - 20

OP2 - Ready Steady Go[edit | edit source]

Chapter 21 - ???

ED2 - Attitude[edit | edit source]

Chapter 21 - ???

Needed Context on Major Characters[edit | edit source]

If you haven't checked on any other page on characters shown on this fanfic, then you will get instantly confused as you're just a newcomer to the Wiki or someone that doesn't have enough time to check on the other pages which I understand so here's some context on characters shown on here but it isn't a overview of the character entirely. This only goes for characters introduced early to know a better understanding of them. Also Fidget doesn't need one since she's just a protector of Ahrah and nothing else. Kurama also doesn't need one due to it explaining his backstory in Chapter 1 and he's also just a school student who is powerful with his actual form. Kumoko is basically summed up into a small spider companion and daughter to Mr. Game & Watch and taunts people who are against them whom she grows more and more throughout he series due to her gaining more power by consuming or defeating other people.

Others are either secrets or just plain told in the text but this is the information you need for these characters.

Dr. Hämsterviel[edit | edit source]

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Hämsterviel is a major protagonist in this fanfic as an evil scientist, he originally was a sidekick to Dr. Eggman before being kicked off for being "too weak" so Hämsterviel took that personally and striven to be better with his experiments and inventions. He went back to his best friend, Jumba, to make illegal experiments that took years until the two fallen out of their friendship as Hämsterviel wanted to get all the experiments but got foiled by Lilo & Stitch. Hämsterviel continued his plan with Gantu and Reuben to get them all as they were scattered across Kokaua Town but kept getting foiled each time as he got embarrassed and always thought he would never succeed and begged for a victory.

He then made bunch of Leroy copies for his plan of a coup of the Galactic Federation with the help of others like Gantu, Reuben, SandwichFucker34, Bonnie, Clyde, and Professor Marmalade despise his self thinking they would be useless but they helped a lot as Hämsterviel successfully captured all the experiments and mutated Stitch into a monster for being sick and tired of Stitch ruining his plans. He then would be defeated but retreated to find himself be recruited by Maleficent and be apart of her group as a villainous member before retreating once again due to failure. He then would meet Fassad in the Pigmask Army and convinced him to betray the Pigmask Army(who was neglecting Fassad), this started their friendship as Hämsterviel was Fassad's first real friend. Hämsterviel would then meet Fenneko after Fassad defeated her and he cared for her as she was confused on why they took her to a hospital as after the defeat and retreat of the Pigmask Army, Fenneko would stay at Hämsterviel's place due to her losing her job which was converted to a Pigmask HQ.

Hämsterviel would immediately ditch Ms. Mowz as the two started having a better friendship and them bonding more in Rodent's Havoc which He, Fenneko, and Fassad were a group together to save some important stuff from Delia, Chopsuey, and later Flowey. Fenneko and Hämsterviel bonded very much in the game which led to them becoming a couple at the end of the game and also won in the end too. The two became flustered by eachother like A LOT as they were an intense couple and still is now.

Hiei[edit | edit source]

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Hiei is a demon who was birthed when Mr. Bean dated Hina, who was an Koorime which is an race of Ice Maidens, as both really loved eachother but Hina couldn't date any males as stories of ones having affairs with like ones from Fire Apparitions which the group has many books about their powers and how to inact them but fear it would bring someone to destroy the whole species if they learned it from the book. Anyways, Mr. Bean left Hina as she gave birth to Hiei and Yukina but Hiei was a forbidden child from the clan so they had to ditch him to fall to his doom in a waterfall as Hina later committed suicide after seeing that. Hiei was then trained by bandits but became even too powerful for them so they tried getting rid of him which led Hiei to kill every bandit that was affiliated in the plan.

He kept killing many demons he could and no one could stop him as Hiei grew bored and found a way to do a secret ritual to go to a way to go to the apparent "Surface" and was found by Dr. Eggman whom gave him a Jaganshi Eye Transplant to make Hiei more "powerful" which yeah it gave him more senses and abilities with a third eye but made Hiei much, MUCH more weaker. He then would return back to his original place to find the Koorime tribe and kill them all but they were already suffering and had no hope so Hiei just laughed and went off but he did find out who Yukina was thanks to some of the people there. He would then try to find Yukina back to the "Surface" and found Talking Ben which helped him a way to find Yukina which he pointed out that Ren has her and after teaming up with Sans and Papyrus, Hiei would save Yukina. Sans and Papyrus now has Yukina to take care of her and for protection as Hiei also became a known person in Snowdin...well not all of Snowdin because when he went to the Honeydew Resort route, he fought Martlet but the two made up and went sailing until Hiei fell and had a coma.

Ren Höek[edit | edit source]

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AN MAJOR ANTAGONIST WHO IS AN INSANE LUNATIC WHO WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH STIMPY AND FATHER OF MR. GAME & WATCH!!!

Mr. Game & Watch[edit | edit source]

Also an major antagonist who has a deep hatred of Furries despite being a son of two which is Talking Ben and you already know the other one. He was created in the 1980's as an black guy who can only beep until he finally had an personality once Daffy and Bugs made him snort stuff that had magic. He was once allied to them but kicked out for harassing everyone so G&W became annoying somewhere else and even had an rivalry with Fenneko. He then would train under Chef Boyardee and became a sociopathic asshole that injured people on the streets for his cruel experiments. He then would r*pe and kill Muffet and got one of her last eggs to make a English speaking spider which was Kumoko. He then would focus more on his political ideology and live with Ren despite him really not needing G&W there because of the stuff he does.

Fenneko[edit | edit source]

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She is Hämsterviel's girlfriend and is a protagonist to the story, she was originally working at her job but was secretly skilled in Karate which led her to have a rivalry with G&W which she forgot about but then her job turned into a Pigmask HQ and worked with her friend Retsuko to become top-tier members due to Isabelle knowing them and recruiting them. She then was hospitalized by Fassad's PK Fire but then she saw Hämsterviel and was flustered but never wanted to show her true emotions and acted like a jerkass but still left the Hospitial later and had to stay at Hämsterviel's house due to her not having a job and being broke so the two hang out even though Fenneko was an awful guest at the house and eating all the food up like the pig she is. She then would become a major protagonist in Rodent's Havoc as she was filling her max on power and had a lot of bonds with Hämsterviel and so much so that they became a couple. Fenneko would be the tsundere of the relationship but folded all the time and kissed him left and right. She also still wears her work outfit, very weird if you ask me.

Fassad[edit | edit source]

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An gluttonous lad who is the best friend to Hämsterviel and defends him of everything no matter what. He is apart of the Lord Stupid Family which makes him loyalty so he's obviously loaded with money but doesn't tell the others about this. He was a peddler who made Tazmilly Village to a capitalist town and later worked with Isabelle on the Disney Villains alliance and then in the Pigmask Army where he was teased all the time until Hämsterviel gave him the ideas to betray them which he did and defeated Isabelle in one big starstorm. He then would be in Rodent's Havoc as a major protagonist and helped Hämsterviel which strengthen their bonds even more.

Yukina[edit | edit source]

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Yukina is apart of the Koorime and had the same thing as Hiei which makes them twins. Well, Yukina doesn't know that Hiei is her brother due to him trying to make her safe but Yukina does know that her father is Mr. Bean due to him seeing her once when he went back to the tribe secretly. Yukina was in care of Rui whom was Hina's best friend but treated Yukina no more than an obligatory force by the tribe. Yukina was the nicest of her tribe but they treated her awfully until she left on her own when she was more older and in search of the hidden brother she was informed about and trained on days by nursing animals and healing them. She went out on the surface and became one of Ren's targets and was abused physically and mentally by him until Hiei, Sans, and Papyrus went to save her. She was feeling a strange vibe from Hiei like he could be the hidden brother but she would never know......yet. She was in care of Sans and Papyrus who treated her with a lot of respect and a lot of people from Snowdin respected her as she nursed people out there when they came into town injured and she helped on many ice projects because she used her Ice Abilities for good.

Martlet[edit | edit source]

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She is the Royal Guard of Snowdin and is an important person in that town. She makes contraptions and other things she does such like defending towns from intruders or any other people coming in with bad intentions. She is headcanon to be a Transgendered Icon in this fanfic and used to be called Berdly and she is also Donald Duck's daughter. While as Berdly, he was the smartest person in his class and beating out Noelle in test scores and such but he later went into the Dark World by joining Weed Miser's army against The Queen which Berdly killed successfully by pretending to be brainwashed to get her under his nose and enact his plan and the other one to kill Noelle but he was freezed by her and was into the Hospital when he woke up. Later he would regret his whole Berdly persona to begin with and started changing into a different one by removing anything associated with his past and now her true awakening. She also was trained by Chujin Ketsukane and became friends with him and his wife but she didn't know the true aspects of their hidden personality but nonetheless, she became strong and worthy enough to become a Royal Guard.

Duster[edit | edit source]

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Duster is the only true human in the Major Character cast and is offered to be the "weakest" by some but he's far from weak. He is the son of the grumpy Wess and he trained Duster to become a skilled thief in Tazmilly Village despite having a limp on his right leg which he easily overcame it. He also one of the first to be noticed of Hinawa's passing and saw the funeral as he was sad about it but he went off adventuring across everywhere as he also met Kumatora but she chased him off but both were friends for sometime. He also formed the band DCMC with his fellow band mates and touring everywhere as Duster really wanted to as they kept releasing bangers after bangers each time until they stopped and had a "band-breakup" but Duster still thinks they can reform again. He went off again adventuring by practicing his thief skills and trying to make his Dad proud even though he's not there.

Main Story[edit | edit source]

Chapter 1: The Cursed Child[edit | edit source]

A series of seizures and flashes portray as sounds grow louder and louder until hospital beeps come up as we see in first person of someone's view, that being Hiei. He wakes up with a group of doctors finally relieving that he got saved, Hiei's last memories were being on a boat with Martlet then having a roller coaster that separated the two then when he left off in the sewers, several rocks came up his head which could've killed him. Hiei now knows that he could've died from that and as the doctors say he was in a coma for two weeks, Hiei now tries out his powers on the balcony and succeeds so he heads down the hospital for something to do while he figures out some plan.

There he meets a sick mother suffering some kind of disease but Hiei shrugged it off until the mother saw Hiei and told him that he might be her sons's friends which Hiei doesn't think of and flees but then senses tension in his way of a guy with red hair who went to the mother that Hiei talked to as the guy reveals to be her son as Hiei overheard them from. Hiei senses something wrong with him as the guy approaches him and reveals his name to be Kurama, this means that he was possibly Yoko Kurama which was a really powerful being back then as Hiei put it but he had to be in some Mother's body to become their child to get away from a threatening group and now Kurama reveals to Hiei that he has to get some secret mirror type gadget to have any wish but it'll kill yourself and many other artifacts that can be at Spirit World too if Hiei wants to join as Kurama already found out of Hiei being a demon.

Hiei: So hey Kurama, I don't remember much stuff other than my last memory and some important stuff logged deep in my mind but I mean I'm bored and I want Power so let's do it.

Kurama: We have a time-limit that if time keeps passing by then my mother will die and not me so meaning that all of this was pointless.

Hiei: We just met and it seems like I'm helping you sacrifice your own self for your mother to be alive even though she'll be sad and depressed when you're dead.

(Kurama stays silent, lowering his eyes.)

Hiei: Tch… fine. Let’s go. I'm bored anyways.

The two enter a portal to get to "Spirit World" even though both are untrained and unqualified for a mission like this so early and even after Hiei's coma. The Portal transforms the two that's not in Spirit World due to some weird stuff going on

Hiei: Damn, this shitty portal doesn't work at all

Kurama: Shhhhhhhhhhh, I lied to you, apparently a mad man called Ren who owns many valuables and I just wanted you to come with me

Hiei: Pretty shitty move but ISN'T THAT THE PERSON WHO KIDNAPPED YUKINA AND PRACTICALLY ABUSED HER?????

Kurama: I didn't know that, also who is Yukina by any chance?

Hiei: NOT RIGHT NOW, I WANNA KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH

Kurama: Trying to kill him is risky, Ren can probably sense danger if we're close to him so grabbing the Forlorn Hope in his collections room is enough for this. Glad to have you on board with this.

The two enter his house, filled with every schizo thing with the house looking like a dirty meth lab when you get in but looks normal when you pass through that. Hiei and Kurama notice that even though Ren is powerful and wealthy, he doesn't have a big house or a literal mansion and instead looks absurd. The two start looking when they accidentally encounter a room with flags, weapons, projects, a super-computer with 3 screens ahead of its time. The man inside seems to be Mr. Game & Watch.

G&W: So what the hell are you strangers doing in this house, I thought Ren had at least some security.

Kurama: Sorry, we're just looking for the Forlorn Hope.

G&W: The green glass thing? yeah I mean you CAN have it but you gotta give me LOTS of money.

Hiei: And if we don't?

G&W: Then i'll tell Re-

*Both guys use their weapons pointed at G&W but he smirks*

G&W: Hmmm, you guys ain't robbers that's for sure but don't underestimate me as I can simply kill you both but since some dedication had to be here, i'm letting you guys off with a warning for your protection since you guys are hard to get as I'm currently busy tending to my spider which I just brought some sense to. So grab the Forlorn thingy and get out of here but from now on, we are enemies.

Kurama & Hiei: Affirmative

The two instantly grab the Forlorn Hope but lies to G&W by getting some special swords and weapons that Ren will probably notice. G&W doesn't notice it as he's currently very busy as Hiei and Kurama flee with the stuff in mind. The two ten uses the Portal as its last use has run up and will be the last teleportation for the device which goes to the same hospital. As Hiei tells Kurama he can use it, a doctor comes by and tells Kurama that his mother wants one last goodbye before leaving.

Kurama's Mother/Shiori Hatanaka: Son, I'm sorry for what you have to deal with and you know it, I just want to tell you that I love you and you mean the whole world to me and I rather die than you. You made me proud of you with you're outstanding grades and I would be devastated to never see you again but time has come and I feel like I can't say more right now as the doctors say I only have a few hours left but know that I'm always with you, even when I'm not there physically.

Kurama cries after and finally realizes that the Forlorn was all for nothing as Hiei smirks that this would happen eventually but Kurama still tells Hiei that his plan is to both use it and forced Hiei to use it together which makes the Forlorn malfunction on killing but saves Kurama's Mother as the doctors come back with exciting news that she made an instant recovery as both of them hug. Hiei leaves and now focuses his route on finding Martlet somewhere but Kurama assures him that he doesn't need whoever that is and since they had an connection, they started to be a vigilante duo as they go around tomorrow vandalizing, training under the sun, explaining each lore to each other but Kurama has plans for a group to actually start in the Ohio Tournament in a month that can actually give all the teammates wishes but is Undergroud where Hiei used to be at. They both shake hands on this idea.

<small>Transitions back to the Morning</small>

Ren: WHERE THE HELL IS MY STUFF?? I SWEAR TO GOD I NEEDED THOSE FOR AN FUCKING EXPEDITION, WAS IT YOU GW?

G&W: No it wasn't me but I can tell you who it wa-

Ren: SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP, THESE SECURITY CAMERAS INSIDE THE HOUSE CAN GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION AND *checks footage* OH MY, SOME TWO LOUSY TEENAGERS GOT HERE AND FUCKED UP EVERYTHING AS YOU LET IT HAPPEN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE *Ren has a serious mental breakdown as he destroys and fucking throws fits* GW I FORCE YOU TO GET THEM ALONG WITH MY GRANDAUGHTER LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO I HAVE ONE FOR SOME REASON UGH BUT YOU TWO GO AND FUCKING FIND THEM OR I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE.

Kumoko: Huh, I'm still sleepy.

GW: Kumoko is only at Stage 1, she is too weak to fight ye-

Ren: SHUT UP AND FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<big>End of Chapter 1.</big>

Chapter 2: Hämstervader[edit | edit source]

G&W: *Starts the truck up*

Kumoko: So um, what do we do, we defiantly don't know their locations and I'm like sooooo hungry.

G&W: Hold on, we may get information outside these parks to know where they are as I got guns in the back and I can easily defeat them on how weak they look.

As Mr. Game & Watch drives around, he tries asking many people who they are only for them to have no clue on who they are which frustrates G&W as his new daughter/project Kumoko is only messing around and not asking but he has a plan to go to another town on which they might be at. As they approch the other smaller town, G&W sees something in his eyes like a past enemy and that being Fenneko.

G&W: *Pulls over where Fenneko is at a bench near the town plaza* So have we met before?

Fenneko: Um who the hell are you?

G&W: Don't you FUCKING REMEMBER, WE USED TO BATTLE AND I EASILY BEATED YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WEAK ASS FENNEC THAT HAS NO PURPOSE ON THIS EARTH.

Before this, Mr. Game & Watch had a big fight with Fenneko and won over her and that was during when she was kinda of a messed up bitch.

Fenneko: Oh yeah, you were that guy who I probably pissed off for existing lol but anyways wanna leave the past behind like I'm just chilling here smoking some weed that's probably illegal in this area but eh who cares.

Kumoko: This bitch seems like a perfect target to kill huh dad.

G&W: Hmmmm yes indeed *Gets in the truck w/ Kumoko* now you DIE

Fenneko: OH SHIT *starts running off as she is pretty fast*

G&W: *Takes a sip of his beer* OH THIS BRINGS ME BACK MEMORIES HAHAHA

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While running out of breath, she calls up Dr. Hämsterviel as he is currently in his lab where it has been upgraded before from the small house to a big house in the one year Timeskip to have more inventions that won't cost up the whole area as he has a lot of stuff like machines, gadgets, science, hell anything you can name of he probably has it somewhere as he has Dr. 𝓯 and Dr. Rizzler Zesticles now working with him on a project known as M.E.C.H.A but are mostly there to show out their inventions for thisbig ass laboratory. Also its completely sound proof if you go up the elevator to up where Fenneko can sleep.

Speaking of Fenneko, Hämsterviel gets the call as he is deeply in shock and can't rush since he's pretty slow so he tells her to possibley backflip if she has no other options as she does now as G&W steps on the gas break way more harder. She backflips sucsessfulyy leaving G&W to crash in a nearby tree leaving airbags in his defeat. Fenneko then calls up one of her friends to pick her up as Retsuko gets on her car to get Fenneko out of the forest.

Fenneko: THERE WAS SOME FREAK WHO TRIED TO KILL ME AND HE ALMOST RAN OVER ME.

Retsuko: Calm down, maybe we can call the police on him to make sure he doesn't do this to you again.

Fenneko: THE POLICE WON'T DO JACKSHIT RETSUKO, ALL THEY DO IS SIT AROUND THEIR ASSES ALL DAY WHILE SLOBBERING AND FUCKING THEMSELVES.

Retsuko: You're lucky I even picked you up, Isabelle is still at the hospital and is recovering real good just that she's in a wheelchair.

Fenneko: Damn, poor girl has been there for three years now.

Retsuko: I know but she's still the same as they recovered all of her memories its just that she's paralyzed at the moment but here we are at your house or Hämsterviel's House I guess.

As Fenneko gets in, Hämsterviel is worried sick as Fenneko tells him that she almost got killed back there so they need to do at least something. She tells him about the past of G&W which she originally didn't care about until now as Fenneko also tells him to look him up on the supercomputer. Hämsterviel looks up G&W's name and find information that he is Ren's son and lives with him sometimes so Hämsterviel has a plan to bomb Ren's house no matter what to teach G&W a lesson.

*Cuts to Ren*

Ren: THEY BETTER BE HERE WITH THEM OR IM GONNA KILL TH-

*Doorbell Ring*

Ren: Huh who could that be *opens the door* oh its you assholes......

Kumoko: Don't call us that, I just started my first official mission only for you to insult us but we failed to capture them or even kill a random person I thought was gonna be easy as one.

Ren: SO YOU GUYS WENT OFF THE MISSION TO KILL SOME RANDOM NOBODY FOR NO REASON INSTEAD OF TRYING TO CAPTURE THOSE NIMWITS UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH LIKE YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE AND NOW HAVE NO ROOF UNDER YOU'RE HEADS.

G&W: Please don't, I don't have enough money for a house.

Ren: THEN GET A FUCKING JOB INSTEAD OF SENDING NAZI MESSAGES IN 4CHAN

*Two small rockets start coming*

Ren: WAIT WHATS THAT OH MY GOD THAT CAN'T BE-

*The rockets absolutely obliterate the house leaving the three covered in ash and smoke as Ren's house has been completely destroyed.*

Ren: So lemme see *Hämsterviel logo appears* um that one mad scientist I heard about targeted me, TARGETED ME FOR.......OH YOU NIMWITS PROBABLY TRIED TO HURT ONE OF THE PEOPLE ALLIED TO HIM LIKE I FUCKING HATE YOU TWO FOR BEING SO FUCKING IGNORANT SO I GUESS I GOTTA STAY AT STIMPY'S ALONG WITH YOU TWO AS STIMPY WOULD PROBABLY LET YOU BOTH IN ANYWAYS LIKE I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE LIKE SOCIETY IS FULL OF THESE "FREAKY" PEOPLE LIKE FUCK THIS YOU EEEEEEEEEEEDDDDIOTS!!!!!!!!!

The three move to Stimpy's house where Ren starts screaming for the rest of the night as all of his precious items has been destroyed and was worth millions if he sold it + the many, many porn collections in the house. G&W has to bear with Ren screaming in his face while Stimpy acts like a complete moron like usual so G&W is secretly forming a plan with Kumoko on Stimpy and how to deal with him to make Ren regret his actions. Ren now has fully declared war on Hämsterviel via Ren's Forums where he declares a war message and plans to have an bounty on him like even though Ren could excuse Hämsterviel trying to punish the two but blowing his house up is too far as both groups are now targeted for Ren's plan as I mean he is a millionaire after all.

<big>End Of Chapter 2</big>

Chapter 3: Sword of Ahrah[edit | edit source]

Hiei and Kurama are fighting some demons in the woods as both are currently trying to train up for the Ohio Tournament but they don't have any allies yet to go with unless...

Hiei: Look at that guy over there who think he's sooooo cool

Kurama: Hmmm, looks like some blue creature, maybe we should invite him and prove his worthiness to us.

Hiei: Sure, its just he's standing there looking at the moon like some NPC.

They walk over to him which he reveals himself as Dust which clarifies he's here because he's kinda down on life and has amnesia or something like that so Hiei and Kurama test his skills out and surprisingly he is good so they add him in. The problem is that he doesn't have a sword or a weapon like Kurama and Hiei does so they try to make one out of steel which goes horribley as yeah you can't fucking rush making a sword so the three go wondering in the wood to try and find a sword and they go to a nearby village where its really small and only has some towns, a dollar general, and a 7/11 as an unincorporated town or village.

The three go asking nearby blacksmiths for a sword but he screams to tell them to leave because only locals have a sword and Dust is outlawed for the one he broke last time. Hiei threatens to kill him to steal his stuff but the Blacksmith doesn't have any Swords on stock so Kurama tells him it isn't worth it. As the three walk in the town, a small child points as them to say that they are the people they found on a flyer nearby which Hiei grabs and reads it out loud revealing that they are on a bounty by the infamous Ren Höek for 100,000 dollars so the three rush not to be seen in a 7/11 where Hiei sees a guy named Duster who is a man who's just here travelling from Tazmilly Village and doing an expedition as Hiei tells him that he's on the team as they rush out before Duster even questions it. As the four rush, Kurama tells Duster if he's strong in which Duster shows his theif skills in a house which impresses Kurama to be part of the vigilante team as Hiei tries to name it "The Unholy Four", Kurama canceled it and says that they don't even need a name.

The Four go to some stones and encounter an sword for Dust which is an talkative sword by the name of Ahrah which Hiei pulls it up to down to get it to stop talking as a certain orange nimbat walks by.

???: HEY, THATS THE LEGENDARY SWORD GIVE IT BACK!

Hiei: Woah look at this little nobody walking around, where's your fucking mother at.

Kurama: Even I think that this little flying fox is just pathetic.

???: I AM THE PROTECTOR OF THIS SWORD AND YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL IT, MY LIFE HAS BEEN TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM PEOPLE LIKE YOU SO I ADVISE YOU TO GIVE IT BACK.

Ahrah: You have to listen to h- OWWWW STOPPPP BANGING ME

Hiei: Shut up

Duster: Ok guys, what the hell am I doing here

Dust:........

Duster: Thats it I'm going to leav-

???: YOU CAN'T LEAVE *Throws projectiles at Duster*

Duster: OWWWWWWWWWW, OK THATS IT IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

*Hiei, Kurama, and Duster begins to beat up the orange nimbat up as she's bleeding and bruised*

???: I...I'm sorry....i...can't keep fighting just have the sword......*cough*

Hiei: *Keeps banging the sword until it stops talking permanently*, Here you go Dust.

Dust: Can't believe you beated her up for no reason, she's just trying to do her job and I feel really bad for her.

Hiei: Stop being a pussy and get it.

Dust: Fine.

*The Four leave with the sword, as the nimbat now revealed as Fidget, begins to cry that her one purpose is now gone and she sits in her hiding spot crying for hours*

It now cuts to Ren in his room with a large corkboard with many pictures on it, he now has the Duo on a bounty but hasn't for Hamsterviel yet. He now knows that he was briefly with Hiei like he rescues one of his "slaves" called Yukina, he suppose that they have a deep connection like friends or something like that so if he gets Yukina that might bring Hiei and then he can KILL THE DUO AND YUKINA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH. Stimpy comes in as he tells Ren that the bounty has come in affect as they were seen in some small town but its a script that Stimpy read from Mr. Game & Watch who is too busy on something. Ren says that they need to have a way to hack in Hamsterviel's Mega Computer as the second one to then make his life a living hell as he laughs hard as Stimpy is dumb, he does know that Ren has changed a lot.

Now it cuts back to Hamsterviel calling Fassad for help of materials, Fassad is happy to help since Hamsterviel is working on Mecha Robots which Fassad thinks it's cool so the two tell Dr. Fuck You and Dr. Rizzler Zesticles to take care of the Lab while they're gone as the two agree so. Fenneko is waving goodbye kinda as she's on her phone right now and not paying attention sometimes. Hämsterviel finds out a news article on his phone that Ren, the person who's house was bombed by him, has put a bounty on Hiei and Kurama which Hamsterviel doesn't know but worries that Ren could actually do this as Hamsterviel was put on a bounty last time with the Galactic Federation as he doesn't want this to happen again so he wonders off on the car with Fassad immediately eating a meth tweaked banana and then sleeping instantly during 5 minutes on the trip to find some materials.

<big>End of Chapter 3</big>

Chapter 4: Unforgiving Son[edit | edit source]

Ren continues his plan to hack Dr. Hämsterviel's Mega Computer as he finalizes to have a break in and sneak on his house to have payback as Ren pulls out a Flash Drive created by himself that will hack any computer including ones that are advanced that regular ones. As Ren is pointing out the final stages of his plans on the corkboard, G&W has been watching at the door. You see, Ren has been way more abusive to G&W as treating him like dogshit and even been screaming and tormenting him which G&W and Kumoko hates but G&W has been hanging more with the Right Wing Death Squads this week and proved himself as a valuable member and now he has a plan so sinister that the Death Squads would really like hehehe.

Ren tells Stimpy to watch the house as he leaves in a goofy walk, as Stimpy goes back in he immediately sleeps which gives G&W a perfect plan to sneak in Ren's room and steal all of his emergency money that's publicly shown as he leaves off with Kumoko to go the death squad camps to tell them to actually assassinate Stimpy for a plan to break all of Ren's psyche that G&W would control Ren and do his bidding as G&W wants to inherit his power and money and fame.

G&W currently has a hold of $5,000 dollars and he gives it to the death squad for the purpose for together to kill Stimpy without evidence that G&W did it and to blame it on someone else. The Death Squads, nicknamed Flashgitz, come to an agreement to kill Stimpy and hide his body together at some random Taco Bell. Kumoko worries that this is the wrong thing to do but G&W assures her that Stimpy is simply a retarded furfag that 's so dumb that sometimes he can even forget peeing. The Three arrive at Stimpy's House where Stimpy greets them as the Death Squad Guy shoots all the cameras as Kumoko quickly shut off every memory of the computer's camera files. Stimpy is later shot dead as G&W cheers as they put his body in a bag and supposed to dump his body in a taco bell dumpster outside but G&W tells the Death Squad Guy to drop it in a place where Hamsterviel frequents at which is a Japanese Ramen Restaurant that he goes to which makes more evidence of him being it as the sky is pitch black and everyone goes home.

It cut's back to Ren and he successfully got in by sneaking and went quietly in the living room where Fenneko notices him and tells him to get out now or face consequences.

Fenneko: You better get out now you.......um wtf are you?

Ren: YOU EEEDIOT, YOU'RE LIKE THE DUMB VERSION OF THAT ONE GUY IM TRYING TO HACK HIS COMPUTER TO.

Fenneko: THATS IT, I'm telling the others in ther-

*Ren used a sleep needle to make her fall in the ground*

Ren: Good thing I came prepared hahaha I could just Lazer you and kill you but you're too much of an pathetic EEEEEEDIOT.

*Ren goes downstairs and down the elevator to see the lab*

Dr. Fuck You: Oh we're not expecting ANY people down here MWAHAHAHA we shall KILL YOU.

Dr. Rizzler Zesticles: YEAH YOU'RE NOT WELCOMED HERE REN, LIKE I USED TO THINK YOU WERE COOL BUT TRYING TO GET HERE TO STEAL LIKE I LITERALLY JUST HEARD YOU USE A NEEDLE ON FENNEKO LIKE WTF DUDE THATS NOT COOL.

Ren: Lets party then.

*Ren proceeds to have an battle with them and even its a 2v1, Ren beated them both and bruised them up to be unconscious as Ren puts the Flash Drive on the Computer to unlock everything*

Ren: Hmmm lemme see, very important data here like there's so many EEEDIOTIC pictures of him so ok there's so many emulators on here and many hacking websites and basically just the normal stuff but when I press this key *presses the key* I get many secret data of him and now lemme drag it all on my spare flash drive and use some hacking to mess his up forever HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA there's so much data I can get with to make him an actual enemy of the state just how I easily did with Hiei with camera footage and his favorite restaurant is a ramen place? maybe I could go there sometime lmao.

*Ren flees leaving everything destroyed in the progress as he also disabled any commands on weapons and shit so Ren goes back to his house to not see Stimpy there*

Ren: Stimpy! STIMPY! ARE YOU THERE?

*Stimpy is in no sight*

G&W: REN HE GOT KILLED BY HAMSTERVIEL AS YOU FLED LIKE I TRIED TO STOP HIM BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH SO HE KILLED STIMPY AND DROPPED HIS DEAD BODY SOMEWHERE!

Kumoko: IT'S TRUE I SAW IT

Ren:.........you guys are joking right? he's not dead.........I hope

*G&W shows Ren the place where Stimpy's dead body is at a dumpster nearby the Ramen shop that Ren now learns is Hamsterviel's favorite place which he didn't know until now but its publically on the internet like what G&W found about*

*They then walk home in silence as Ren approaches in his room all alone*

(quiet at first)

Ren:...…He’s gone....My… my Stimpy…..My idiot. My moron. My lovable… beautiful… STUPID… cat.

G&W: I feel sorry for you like we can make it up to you *blatantly lies*

Ren: (voice rising)

You—you don’t UNDERSTAND! You can’t! He wasn’t just my partner in crime… he was the other half of my BRAIN! He was the lump of goo that balanced the acid in my soul! He was… (voice cracks) …my BEST FRIEND.

(turns suddenly toward the wall, screaming)

AND THAT LITTLE SPACE RAT… THAT HAMSTERVIEL… HE TOOK HIM FROM ME!

You! You sawed-off gerbil freak! You thought you could just take him? Just… erase him from existence?!

(he grabs the corkboard, yanking photos off and tearing them)

I can’t… I can’t THINK without him!

Every morning, I’d wake up and there he’d be — drooling on the couch, watching garbage TV, asking me if bread expires — and I HATED IT, but I LOVED IT!

And now? Now there’s just… silence!

Empty space where his dumb, gurgling voice should be!

(he starts pacing, eyes darting everywhere)

I keep expecting him to walk in here… to say, “Hi Ren, I made you toast!” — burnt, disgusting toast — but it won’t happen, will it? NO.

Because Hämsterviel decided that my happiness… MY HAPPINESS… was optional!

(he slams his fists on the table)

I’m going to make him PAY.

Not just a little. Not just a slap on the wrist. No… I’m going to TEAR his life apart, cell by cell, molecule by MOLECULE.

I will burn every lab he’s ever touched. I will shatter every creation he’s ever made. I will hunt him across galaxies, and when I find him… when I FIND HIM…

(he points to the air, eyes wide, almost laughing)

I’m not just going to kill him. No. That’s too… merciful.

I’m going to break his MIND first. I’m going to rip every ounce of joy from his pathetic little rodent heart. He will BEG for me to end it. And when he does… I’ll tell him… “Not yet.”

(he freezes, suddenly quiet, shaking)

…Because that’s what he did to me.

He didn’t just kill Stimpy. He killed ME.

(he sinks to his knees, clutching the hat)

Stimpy… you big, stupid, beautiful fool… I swear… I swear on everything I am… I will avenge you.

(he looks up at the ceiling, teeth bared, screaming)

DO YOU HEAR ME, HÄMSTERVIEL?! I’M COMING FOR YOU! AND I WILL UNMAKE YOU!

*The room smells faintly of burnt coffee and dust. The lightbulb above him sways slowly.*

*From the shadows, Mr. Game & Watch enters — flat, flickering slightly, holding a steaming mug. Kumoko skitters in behind him, spider legs clicking lightly on the concrete floor.

Kumoko: Uh… so… buddy… you’ve been screaming like a lot Think maybe we should—

Mr. Game & Watch: Dude just......just calm down

Kumoko: You need to calm down.

Ren: (eyes wide, refusing to look at them)

Calm down? Calm… down? You want me to just breathe? Maybe do some stretches? I don’t think you get it, spider. My entire world was Stimpy! He was the only one who could put up with me without running away!

Kumoko: Well… yeah, but—

Ren: (snapping around suddenly)

NO “BUTS”! Unless it’s Hämsterviel’s, and I’m kicking it into the sun!

Ren starts pacing again, holding the hat like a holy relic.

Ren: You know what’s funny? I keep hearing him. Yeah. Right now. His stupid, gurgly laugh. Like he’s in the other room, watching those awful cooking shows.

Mr. Game & Watch: ehhhhhhhhhhhh

Ren: (grinning suddenly) FUCK YOU! Anyways that’s what he’d be doing! He’d be making me some “special recipe” that’s just toast with mustard—

Ren freezes. His ears twitch. He turns toward the darkened hallway.

Ren: …Did you hear that?

Kumoko: Hear what?

Ren: His voice. Calling my name. (whispering) “Rennnn… breakfast is ready…”

Kumoko and Mr. Game & Watch exchange a worried glance.

Ren: (starts walking toward the hallway)

He’s alive. Oh, oh, the little space rat thinks he can trick me — faking Stimpy’s death so I’d fall apart. But no… NO… I know where you are, Stimpy. I’ll find you. I’ll save you! And then… we’ll get revenge together!

Ren suddenly stops halfway down the hall. His grin fades. His breathing quickens.

Ren: …Or… or maybe… maybe that’s what Hämsterviel wants.

He wants me to go chasing shadows, wasting time, getting lost in my head…

(he turns back, eyes darting between Kumoko and Mr. Game & Watch)

Wait. How do I know you two aren’t working for him?

Kumoko: Oh come on—

Ren: NO. No, it makes perfect sense. You show up right after Stimpy “dies”? Acting all concerned? Bringing me coffee?! That’s exactly what a spy would do!

Mr. Game & Watch: We're just looking out for you're safety Ren, I know you had a bad night right now

Ren: Deny it all you want, but I see through you.

(he starts laughing hysterically, holding the hat closer)

Stimpy told me… yes, yes, he warned me before they took him… He said, “Ren, if you see a spider with too many legs and a man with no face, RUN.” And I didn’t listen!

Kumoko: Uh… that doesn’t sound like something Stimpy—

Ren: QUIET!

Ren suddenly whirls toward the corner of the room, eyes going wide as if he’s seeing something there.

Ren: …Stimpy?

There’s nothing there — just an empty chair. But Ren takes a shaky step forward.

Ren: You… you’re here… oh, my sweet, stupid idiot, you’re—

The chair creaks. A shadow flickers against the wall, moving like it’s breathing. Ren drops to his knees, reaching for it… but it doesn’t reach back.

Ren: (whispering) You’re not real… are you?

The shadow fades. Silence.

Ren: (turns to Kumoko and Mr. Game & Watch, suddenly calm, almost eerily)

…We’re going to kill Hämsterviel. And Hiei. Both of them.

They don’t even know each other yet — but they will. Oh yes, they will. And when they do, I’ll crush them together. Like two bugs in the same jar.

(he starts smiling wider, muttering under his breath)

That’ll be beautiful… so beautiful… Stimpy would’ve loved it.

Ren walks past them toward the exit.

It cuts to Hamsterviel’s car rolling in, sputtering and bouncing over roots while Fassad sits in the passenger seat eating something suspiciously slimy from a paper bag.

Fassad: *chewing loudly* Mmm… you know, these rotting banana-meth hybrids you make are really growing on me.”

Hamsterviel: *rolling his eyes* Do NOT get more banana peels on my schematics. We are here for MATERIALS, not to turn this trip into a roadside buffet, hmph!

They step out and wander toward the village where Hiei had been earlier. But just off the path, near a patch of mossy stones, they hear soft sniffling.

They peek over a log — and see Fidget, bruised and battered from the earlier fight, rocking back and forth while clutching a stick. She’s trying to bang rocks on her head like some half-hearted self-punishment.

Fassad:…Is that thing… okay?

Fidget: *turns suddenly* Oh great, more weirdos! What are you here for, to steal more swords? Maybe rob me of my dignity too?!

Hamsterviel: *confused* I have never met you before in my life, and that’s saying something because I never forget a face!

Fidget wipes her eyes and explains between frustrated breaths about the whole scene with Hiei, Kurama, Dust, and Duster — how they took Ahrah, mocked her, and left her bleeding in the dirt. She throws in some exaggerated bits just to make herself sound more tragic.

Fidget:…and then, they just walked off, leaving me to wallow in my shame! I am the guardian of the Legendary Sword, and now I’m just… pathetic.

Fassad: *grinning* Legendary sword, huh? That’s cute. Did it tell jokes too?

Fidget: *mocking* “Oh, wow! Look at me! I’m Mr. Asshole with the fancy words! What are you even supposed to be, a circus peanut salesman?”

Fassad: *snapping* I’M A HIGH-RANKED MERCHANT!”

Hamsterviel: Enough, enough! I did not come all this way to watch you two insult each other like playground children! …Also, here are no materials here. This was a waste of time.

He starts to turn away — but then sees Fidget slump back toward the rocks, half-heartedly trying to smack herself again, muttering about how she failed her purpose.

Hamsterviel pauses. He crosses his tiny arms, sighs, and hops closer.

Hamsterviel:…Fine. If you truly have nowhere else to go, zen I suppose I could use an… aerial scout on my mecha project.

Fidget: *perks up* Wait… you want me… on your team?

Hamsterviel: “Do not make me regret this. You are clearly unhinged, but that might be exactly be the kind of energy we need right now.

Fassad: Oh, wonderful. Now we have a flying mouth that never shuts up.

The three walk off toward the car — Fassad grumbling, Fidget chattering non-stop, and Hamsterviel quietly calculating how this “guardian” might actually be useful against whoever stole the sword.

<big>End Of Chapter 4</big>

Chapter 5: The Straw That Broke The Camel's Back[edit | edit source]

Gex seems to be watching TV absolutely bored from his mind and decides to turn on the news to the Quahog 5 News to see what's going on as

Tom Tucker: *serious tone*, Good evening. I am Tom Tucker, and this is a breaking news update. Stimpson J. Cat, better known as Stimpy, has been confirmed deceased. Sources close to the investigation say his death is being treated as a homicide, and multiple agencies are now involved

*Photo appears: Stimpy, smiling, with neutral background*

Tom Tucker: At the center of the investigation is this individual

*Cut to Hamsterviel, still image, eyes narrowed, posture rigid*

Tom Tucker: Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel. A high-profile fugitive with a long history of criminal activity as previously working with Dr. Robotnik in the past as one of his minions, he evolved to be an serious threats as making tons of illegal experiments which some are now in custody of the Government, taking over the Galactic Federation and ultimately being affiliated with the total destruction of it and also declared war on the Irken Empire which brought years of hostility from them and fellow galactic tribes. Hämsterviel is also known to be very hostile so if you see him, run as soon as you can because he will surely KILL YOU, also authorities has dismissed Hamsterviel after him bringing peace three years ago by ending the terrorist group known as the "Pigmask Army" but that group is still active somehow. Now he been off the deep end by killing one of society's best men.

*Photo changes to archival footage of Hamsterviel addressing a group of alien soldiers*

Diane Simmon: Investigators have stated they are currently tracking Hamsterviel’s movements but has been unknown of what he's doing as of now.

*Cut back to Tom Tucker*

Tom Tucker: Law enforcement officials have declined to name all suspected associates at this time, but say there is growing concern over possible coordination between Hamsterviel and a separate, unrelated network led by a unidentified swordsman.

*Footage: grainy, low-quality security video of Hiei walking alongside several individuals, location unspecified*

Diane Simmons: He and his group are believed to have an independent agenda and are in trouble from stealing heavy amounts of items from Ren.

*Cut to a still image of Hamsterviel with classified documents blurred in the background*

Tom Tucker: The investigation remains ongoing. Officials are urging the public to report any sightings of Hamsterviel or members of Hiei’s network, and to avoid engaging under any circumstances

*Camera holds for a moment before fading out to the next segment*

Gex switches channels to every news station that says the same thing as he finally gets bored and moves on, this connects to the other arc in the Descent.

Hiei is seen traveling with Kurama as they seem undisturbed while Duster and Dust has a hard time keeping up as they're tired and exhausted.

Duster: When the hell is "Snowdin" at, are we like going in circles?

Kurama: Relax my friend, clearly Hiei knows what's he's doing to evade such bounty.

Dust: Even so, this town might be like any town and might kill us for it.

Hiei: Shut up, Snowdin is literally right there.

Dust: Oh.....

They encounter a small town with houses and a bar, clearly this is the East Side of Snowdin, so the group march their way down to the main plaza.

Kurama: So I thought you had a hatred of Snowdin?

Hiei: West Side that is because both sides are different but I think they respect me i don't know but this side defiantly does like look at this *Hiei says hi to a random person*

Random Person: Hi Hiei, glad to have you back here

Hiei: See?

Duster: Are we hiding out here before we get sent to jail?

Kurama: We are strong enough to beat up any police officer, the real deal is that everyone and I mean EVERYONE is gonna be trying to kill us or even stab us. luckily this town believes Hiei I hope.

*Sans comes*

Sans: Hey Hiei, how's it going when you were with Martlet?

Hiei: Eh Sans, we divided and I had a coma and now I'm at a bounty because I stole something valuable off a lunatic who somehow has a bounty on us.

Sans: I see, I also saw you on TV at the bar this morning, pretty bad if you ask me.

Hiei: WHAT

*They all go to the bar where Sans rewinds it to the scene as Hiei smirks*

Hiei: Good thing they don't know my name or anyone names since its so blurry and I could be someone else but I think the Bounty Fliers might be here so I don't know.

Sans: Great, also Yukina hasn't been harmed out here so it might add some positives to that.

Kurama: I see, Yukina has been living with you correct?

Sans: Yeah she has, no one can take care of her so me and my buddy Papyrus takes care of her but eh he's mainly the person doing it.

Dust: Im so confused, who tf is Yukina is she like an idiot or something

Kurama: She's a friend of Hiei's.

Dust: Can't Hiei just take care of her?

Sans.........hey Hiei how does this guy have the audacity to be completely ignorant?

Dust: HEY, IM A SKILLED WARRIOR AND CAN HAVE YOU KILLED!

Hiei: No fighting at Grillby's, also Sans take an even more closer protection because I know that stupid ass motherfucker will abuse that weakness of mine to steal her.

Sans: Alright but are you affiliated with Dr. Hämsterviel by any chance?

Hiei: Um.....no.

Duster: Woah isn't that like the mad scientist?

Kurama: I heard him before once.

Sans: Seems like the news portrayed you and him being against Ren Hoek as he murdered his best friend.

Hiei: Seems badass, I might talk to this guy and form an alliance to get rid of Ren.

*Hiei flees off while the three just chill at Grillby's*

Hiei: *rings doorbell*

Papyrus: OH HELLO HIEI, I THOUGHT YOU BEEN WITH MARTLET ON AN ADVENTURE AS LOCALS CALL IT BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN WEEKS.

Hiei: Long story also can I come in?

Papyrus: SURE

Yukina: Oh hey Hiei, um i haven't seen you in awhile.

Hiei: Just checking up on you seeing if you're alright or not.

Yukina: Um ok, wanna check my room I decorated? Its filled with winter decorations I found at a local small shop near us and a lot of my cat decorations too that Papyrus ordered online for me.

Papyrus: ITS TRUE, IM ALSO IN DEBT

Yukina: And his spaghetti is the best by the way, no clue how Sans hates it though.

Papyrus: YEAH I ACTUALLY HAVE MORE THAN ONE PURPOSE TO MAKE THE BEST QUALITY SPAGHETTI KNOWN TO MEN HAHAHAHAH.

Hiei: Welp I gotta go bye, see you Yukina *gives her a hug*

Yukina: I never noticed why you care about me, I'm just a stranger to you and suddenly you saved me and always checks up on me on how I'm doing?

Hiei: Just be safe ok just don't worry *leaves*

Papyrus: WANNA PLAY SOME BOARD GAMES WITH ME?

Yukina: Again?

Papyrus: YEAHHHHHHHH

Yukina: Ok

While at Snowdin, Hiei and Kurama talks a lot and even Dust and Duster are now respected by town folk as they all practice with Sans behind the snowy fields where Dog Guards help them set up everything to prepare them for a lot more that's coming and on Hiei's mind, he's curious on what Hamsterviel would do something random like that but knows he could be a useful ally if they meet up so that would be a good way to ally with him.

Hamsterviel is seen driving off with the car from the green dark fields from one of the islands that has a train that can travel to Vancouver/New London(Where Snowdin Is) and California's West Coast. They seem to drop off at the regular house but something seems very odd like Police cars blocked every exit and were surrounding the house, officers shouting orders through megaphones and guns drawn.

Inside the vehicle, Fenneko sat rigid in the back seat, eyes sharp and alert. Dr. Fuck You and Dr. Rizzler Zesticles exchanged worried glances beside her, gripping their restraints but ready for whatever came next. Hämsterviel was soo angry and confused at the same time as something like this is happening as Fassad is already passed out with Fidget using a marker to draw on his face as she's very scared on what's going on outside. Hämsterviel gets out but every police officer is pointing guns at him but Hamsterviel uses PSI to use an explosive attack on them and sweeping on uses his skills to knock them all out and give them comas for a while as he destroyed their phones to end communicating and makes it out to free all 3 of them in the car but the two scientists instantly running with Fenneko staying.

Fenneko: Babe- I MEAN Hamsterviel, thanks for saving me even though I could've destroyed them but I didn't want to risk my life *blushes*

Hämsterviel: My pleasure *blushes too as both of them hugs*

Fenneko: But anyways, WE NEED TO GET OUT, YOU HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF KILLING STIMPY AND WE NEED TO CLEAR YOUR NAME BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN BE WORSE NOW WE NEED CAMERA FOOTAGE OF HIS DEATH!!!! AND BTW YOUR COMPUTER WAS HACKED BY REN SO I MEAN THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ALL OF THIS!!

Hämsterviel: Oh....QUICK GET IN THE CAR AND I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING

Fenneko: So I mean when the fuck did you get um this flying thing.

Fidget: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT >:(

Fenneko: Chill and I see Fassad again once more but this time *giggles* he's like all drawn wtf.

Fidget: Thats because he deserved it for being a lazy slob

Fenneko: Ok maybe I think you're a bit funny

Fidget: Thanks!

Hamsterviel: OK LETS GET GOING WHERE I OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHERE IT MIGHT BE AT, REN'S HOUSE!!!

G&W is seen walking back in forth as Ren has been gone and is gone so mad that he reported this everywhere like I mean yeah but G&W won so easily and all of this just for a little dopamine? He's worried that actual Hamsterviel would beat him in a battle and kill him but as walking, he has been also thinking of ideas for his book, "Anatomy Of A Furry" which proves his political ideology and bias against Furries but time will wait as he's nervously and feeding Kumoko many nutrients. Somehow the end is near and knows that Hamsterviel will easily resolve this once and all and G&W will be no more even when he made a major win.......

<big>End Of Chapter 5</big>

Chapter 6: The Chihuahua and the Gerbil[edit | edit source]

Ren arrives ready for the USB to be in hand as G&W sees Ren he offers to greet him but fails. G&W then thinked of a plan and its a devilish one as best, to take over the Death Squads that he has been since loyal too but he prepares with an Oil Bucket. The Oil Bucket is basically a weapon that can reflect projectiles and consume energy blasts like PSI as he built this a year ago so he can use this for guns too so he heads off with Kumoko for Power and Glory. Ren waits for the USB to load as since a lot of stuff is on one USB, it will take a long time to process these out which Ren has no time for but waits as he wants to get rid of Hamsterviel so badly.

Meanwhile, Hamsterviel is just outside of the house and waiting to burst in as him and Fenneko is going in as Fidget and the sleepy Fassad stays in. Fenneko then whispers to Hamsterviel of her trying to get the USB back as his Super Computer files are all gone and placed in there so they prepare to battle.

Fenneko: Everything’s quiet… too quiet. He’s expecting us.

Hamsterviel: Then let’s give him a warm welcome, shall we?

The back door of Ren’s house was reinforced, but to Hamsterviel’s strength, it was nothing. With a low hum of energy, the door buckled and splintered inward. Rainwater mixed with the splinters on the floor from a earlier rain from last night as Stimpy's house was always deteriorating.. Fenneko moved like a shadow behind him, tail flicking, ready.

Ren: I’ve been expecting you.

Hamsterviel stepped in, claws scraping against the wet tiles. Every machine and piece of furniture in the room was a potential hazard. Ren flicked the USB in his hand, holding it by teasing Hamsterviel.

Hamsterviel: Give me that! You cannot hope to hold the key to my RUIN!

Ren: Let’s see how long you last.

Suddenly, energy pulses ignited the room. Ren’s hand turns into a machine gun as it powers up. Hamsterviel countered with precise PSI waves, deflecting the attacks. Furniture splintered, sparks flew, and the walls reverberated with raw destructive force.

Fenneko: Timing… just need one chance.

Hamsterviel lunged, claws tearing through reinforced tables. Ren dodged with supernatural agility, countering with shock blasts. Tantrums erupted from both sides, voices echoing in rage.

Ren: HOW DARE YOU STAND AGAINST ME, YOU PEST! I WILL NOT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Hamsterviel: FOOLISH DOG! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN THREATEN HÄMSTERVIEL?! I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO NOTHING!

Tantrums erupted from both sides, voices echoing in rage. Hamsterviel slammed the floor, sending a shockwave through the room, knocking over furniture and sprinkling sparks everywhere. Ren responded by activating another pulse of energy that shattered the ceiling light, raining glass and sparks down upon Hamsterviel.

Ren: THIS ISN’T OVER! YOU THINK YOU’RE TOUGH? YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME!

Hamsterviel: I AM HÄMSTERVIEL! I WILL TEAR YOU APART UNTIL THE LAST BREATH LEAVES YOUR BODY!

Amid the chaos, Fenneko moved silently. Her claws barely touched the floor as she approached Ren from the side. The USB glinted under the flickering lights.

Fenneko: Just a little closer…

Ren unleashed a barrage of energy blasts. Hamsterviel deflected and returned with a pulse that shook the foundations. The floor cracked. Sparks rained down. Fenneko ducked and rolled, finally reaching Ren’s side. With a deft movement, she snatched the USB from his belt while he was distracted by Hamsterviel. Ren doesn't notices it and still continues as Fenneko moves on. The energy clash between Hamsterviel and Ren grew more violent, both of them practically screaming in rage as they unleashed their powers. Bloodied, battered, both combatants staggered. The room was a war zone of sparks, broken furniture, and debris.

Hamsterviel: I WILL DESTROY YOU IF IT KILLS ME!

Ren: AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU SUFFER FOR IT!

Fenneko darted toward the broken window, USB clutched in her paw. The rain whipped around her as she leapt, barely dodging collapsing beams. She then gets out hind the USB in her pocket and to go to the location where Stimpy was first found dead. The Ramen Shop was closed due to people suspecting that it was affiliated in the murder but they tell Fenneko off but she doesn't as the owners are just cleaning and they never use any cameras since 5 years ago as its dusty and when Fenneko pulls the camera footage on. She sees a Death Squad Member puting Stimpy's body in the dumpster but then it cuts out as Fenneko pulls this into a spare USB that she has in her pocket for this case idk she's just weird like that so she rushes off to tell the News but she stops by Hamsterviel's house to put in a little envelope of the other USB if he ever finds it out as she runs by to the local News Station.

Then theres Fidget and Fassad in the car as Fassad finally wakes up with marker doodles all over his head and he gets fustrated with Fidget and tries to get her.

Fassad: YOU—YOU LITTLE—!

Fidget: Can’t catch me!

Fassad fired off bursts of PK Fire, but Fidget ducked and weaved, finally crashing into a brick wall. With a frustrated growl, Fassad lifted her with enough force to pin her down. The two of them then retreats to the car as Fidget gets mad like really mad but both wait for the battle to end.

Meanwhile, the living room of the house was a battlefield of shattered furniture, splintered wood, and scorched walls. Hamsterviel and Ren stood, bruised and bloody, both seething from the brutal fight. Tantrums of pure rage had left them exhausted, their anger still simmering beneath the surface.

Ren’s eyes burned with fury, claws scraping the floor as he lashed out at anything in reach.

Ren: WHERE IS IT!? That USB! It was right here! You… you can’t have it!

Hamsterviel, leaning against a cracked wall, breathed heavily. Each step a torment of bruises, yet there was relief in his voice.

Hamsterviel: Calm down… Ren. It’s gone. Not in your hands anymore.

Ren’s tail thrashed violently, teeth bared.

Ren: *shrieking* CALM DOWN!? You don’t get it! That USB… my plans… all ruined!

Fassad stepped forward, voice firm but friendly, supporting Hamsterviel as he limped toward the broken doorway.

Fassad: Hamsterviel, take it easy! You’re bleeding and bruised. We need you standing for what’s next.

Hamsterviel: gritting teeth, wincing from a deep bruise I… I know… Thanks, Fassad. You always have my back.

Fidget, sitting on a pile of debris with a sly smirk, watched the exchange.

Fidget: teasing Look at you two, all dramatic and heroic. This place is a wreck and you’re both a mess.

Hamsterviel ignored her as he finally made it to the car. Fassad offered a hand, helping him into the seat with a camaraderie born of countless battles. Hamsterviel slumped back, bruised, battered, but with a faint spark of relief in his eyes.

Hamsterviel: Finally… I can breathe. That USB… it won’t be used against me… not anymore.

Ren’s roar echoed through the ruined house, furious and impotent, realizing his prize had vanished.

Ren: NO! You… you little thief! This isn’t over! I WILL find it!

Fassad gripped Hamsterviel’s shoulder with a firm, steady hand, offering silent support as the car tires splashed through puddles outside.

Fassad: Don’t let him get to you. We’ve survived worse

Ren proceeds to leave and run off screaming.

Fenneko sprinted through the drenched streets, her ears pressed back against the wind, USB clutched tightly in her paw. The city lights flickered against the wet asphalt as she navigated alleyways and side streets, avoiding the occasional patrols. Her mind raced, replaying what she had just witnessed in the Ramen Shop: a Death Squad member disposing of Stimpy’s body, evidence that could exonerate Hamsterviel and expose the real culprits.

Finally, she arrived at the local news station—a modest building tucked between an abandoned theater and a small café. The neon “NEWS” sign buzzed overhead as she burst through the front doors.

Fenneko: *panting* I have… I have something that needs to go on air. Immediately.

A producer looked up, startled, as she slammed the USB onto the counter.

Producer: Whoa! Who are you? What’s this?

Fenneko: urgently No time to explain. This… this proves the Death Squad was behind Stimpy’s murder. Everything else is a lie—they framed him… framed Hamsterviel. You need to broadcast it, online, everywhere.

The producer hesitated, glancing at the dusty office behind her. Fenneko ignored the curious glances of other staffers, her focus unwavering. She pulled out a second USB, carefully slipping it into a small envelope.

Fenneko: *muttering* Just in case he ever needs it… for Hamsterviel.

Minutes later, technicians were scrambling to process the footage. Fenneko slumped into a chair, exhausted and bored out of her mind, watching as screens flickered with images of the dumpster, the Death Squad member, and the crime scene. Outside, rain started pouring, but inside, the story was already spreading online.

Meanwhile, on the outskirts of the city, Hamsterviel leaned heavily against the hood of his battered car. Fassad hovered beside him, keeping a careful eye on his friend’s bruised and battered form. Fidget fidgeted impatiently in the back seat, kicking her feet. Hamsterviel also find the USB and puts it in his pocket.

Before Hamsterviel could catch his breath, a sleek black sedan rolled up, and Cobra Bubbles emerged, his expression hard and unwavering. He had returned to his CIA duties, though his disdain for Hamsterviel was evident in the narrowed glare of his eyes.

Cobra Bubbles: *gruffly* Hamsterviel. You need to leave. Now. The city isn’t safe for you. Hawaiian authorities insist and im now back in business from being a Social Worker to something much else.

Hamsterviel: *confused* Leave? Why? My name’s cleared! Everything’s gone through the news… I—

Cobra Bubbles: Doesn’t matter. pauses, voice heavy They still see you as a threat. You’re being framed, yes… but they won’t take chances. You need to get off this island.

Hamsterviel: gritting teeth, frustrated Off the island? Where am I supposed to go?

Cobra Bubbles: You pick your location, but you leave immediately. I suggest the West Coast—British Columbia, New London. Somewhere you can regroup without drawing attention. *his gaze sharpens, almost grudgingly respectful* Do this. Hawaiian State Government requested it.

Fassad: *firmly* Hamsterviel, he’s right. We can’t fight the system head-on right now. We retreat, plan, and hit back stronger also look at this fucking goofy ass rock like heh.

Hamsterviel: *sighing, battered* but relieved Fine… West Coast. British Columbia. New London. We leave tonight.

Fidget: *rolling her eyes* Dramatic much? Can we just drive already like I didn't wanna be in this mess in the beginning but sigh I just want to do at least something.

Hamsterviel just thought Fidget was alright for now and would need her but yeah she's right as Hamsterviel just heads out, leaning into the car. Fassad helped him settle in, hands steady and reassuring. Cobra Bubbles gave a final, cold glance before walking away, disappearing into the shadows of the rain-soaked street.

Meanwhile, across town, G&W’s ambitions were simmering. He had tasted power and wanted more—absolute control over the Death Squad. He arrived at the Death Squad’s makeshift camp, oil bucket in hand, and eyed the chaos around him.

G&W: Listen up! This isn’t about petty fights anymore! I’m taking control!

Kumoko, trailing behind him, muttered incessantly, annoying even herself.

Kumoko: *plainly* Do you have to yell so much?

G&W ignored her, swinging the oil bucket with precision. Bullets and projectiles whizzed toward him, but the bucket reflected and absorbed every attack—he had built it for this exact purpose.

G&W: *grinning* This baby isn’t just for decoration! Bullets, lasers, magic… bring it on!

A Death Squad member lunged, thinking G&W had betrayed them, only to be forced down by the overwhelming assault.

G&W: shouting I don’t betray! I take command! Accept it or get out!

The battle raged, long and brutal. Kumoko darted around, gaining EXP with every assist as G&W smashed, blocked, and dominated the camp with his knife, oil bucket, and bare hands. Eventually, the remaining squad members yielded, recognizing his authority as a few just died from combat and are willing to do what he says next as their guns are worthless.

G&W: panting, victorious That’s right. I lead now. Deal with it. Now I am the TOTAL Leader of this fine Death Squad.

Back with Hamsterviel, Fassad, and Fidget, the car finally roared to life, leaving the ruined house behind. Hamsterviel’s lab was half destroyed, his supercomputer unresponsive, precious machines shattered. He sat on the concrete, fists gripping his knees, silent tears forming as he surveyed the wreckage. Fassad placed a reassuring hand on his friend’s shoulder, while Fidget leaned lazily against the car, smirking at the destruction.

Hamsterviel: *softly, almost whispering* My machines… my work… destroyed…

Fassad: *steady* You’re still alive. That’s what matters. We rebuild. We plan. Together just like last year.

Fidget: *teasing* And maybe clean up this mess while you’re at it.

Hamsterviel gave a faint, pained smile.

Ren breaths slowly as he dialed G&W’s number. Rain dripped from the rooftops of where Ren is at like a hidden outhouse in the outskirts. The stolen USB, now safe with Fenneko, sat heavy in his mind, its contents already disrupting Hamsterviel’s plans.

Ren: *gritting his teeth* G&W… I’ve been thinking. There’s a lot of loose ends—affiliates, enemies, anyone who stands against me. It’s time to clean house.

G&W: *voice low, deliberate, almost a hiss* I hear you loud and clear. Funny you should call—I’ve been building something too. A small Death Squad. Tight-knit. Loyal. Enough to take down anyone who gets in our way.

Ren: *narrowing his eyes, clenching his fists* That’s good… but it’s not enough. I want it bigger. I want allies. Strong ones. People who can handle themselves. People who will strike with precision and take no prisoners.

G&W: *snickering, leaning back in his chair* Exactly what I was thinking. The squad’s ready to expand, but we’ll need reinforcements. Specialists. Sharpshooters. Brains and brawn. We can’t do this alone if we’re taking on Hamsterviel’s people, Ren.

Ren: *tilting his head, breathing slowly* Good. Keep me updated. And G&W… don’t fail me.

G&W: *mock salute, smirking* Never. The operation begins as soon as we gather the right people. Consider your enemies already counting their last breaths.

Ren ended the call, closing his eyes briefly, the rain soaking his hair and shoulders. A sinister smile crept across his face, and he vanished into the night, unseen and untouchable, already plotting his next move.

Meanwhile, G&W sat back, fingers steepled, his grin spreading wider. Kumoko hovered nearby, rolling her eyes.

Kumoko: *flatly* So… more people to boss around, huh?

G&W: *laughing, tapping his chin* Exactly. Allies, reinforcements… absolute control. Nothing can stop us now as I control Ren HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

The chessboard was set. Every piece in motion. The world had no idea how much chaos was coming, and Hamsterviel, Fenneko, and their allies would soon find themselves entangled in a deadly game that had only just begun. As Hiei and his goons are also in this mess too.

<big>End Of Chapter 6</big>

Chapter 7: The Trials[edit | edit source]

Hiei is the first to be shown just walking in snow with a map in his hands as it seems that they just left Snowdin and Hiei is too fast for them to keep up as voices come up as Hiei stops. Eventually the rest shows up as Hiei stops for a minute before ridiculing them and teasing them before Kurama tells Hiei to stop as he does. The four keeps walking out in the woods in complete silence as they all get bored as some are even getting tired. Kurama suggests they take a route that can be the quickest and they agree except Dust who suggests they get in the safe route but Hiei is tired and calls him out on this.

Kurama: Guys calm down, while my idea is going through, Hiei you shouldn't bother him on this and just ignore him.

Hiei: Fine....

Dust: BUT WE NEED TO GO THROUGH THE SAFE ROUTE!

Duster: Dude I'm completely bored, we been walking through her for half an hour so who cares that a sign says a dangerous route.

Dust: Im going the other way, see ya guys-

*Kurama grabs him*

Kurama: Its quite simple to just follow me on this right?

Dust: SURE BUT IM DONE WITH THIS GROUP AFTER WE GO THERE!

Kurama *sighs*

They enter the dangerous route as many bats fly around as Hiei practices his sword but many wild feral animals appear completely rabid as Kurama uses his rose whip to completely kill all of the animals which leaves Dust and Duster completely shocked so then Dust tries to perform his attacks to impress the three but he completely backfires when the Sword of Ahrah disobeys him which leaves Hiei no choice but to completely use his flamethrower power to make the sword obsolete but still is weaker as Dust screams at Hiei for destroying his sword even though Hiei killed Ahrah and leaved it as a basic sword, Duster then laughs at his weak sword as Dust is already sick and tired of the group.

They all then enter a ruined village after traveling so long and are desperate for anything to eat and drink at this point but then they see a bar full of foods and drinks that Duster immediately goes over there. Kurama questions that this is a trap because why would an abandoned village have this many food in water with many lights in that one single area as no human or sentient creature is here but Dust dismisses him for being a dumbass and goes over there with Duster to eat. Hiei seems to be on Kurama's side as he destroys the bar and tells the group to keep on moving but Dust and Duster gets sick and then their bodies instantly vanish as Hiei is shocked as fuck.

Hiei: WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Kurama: See I told them that the bar was a trap all along like they're just too hungry to think I suppose.

Hiei: Maybe we should've listed to the smartass instead.

Kurama: Hmmm maybe I just wanted to work out

Hiei: Same bro, God this feels like someone is out for us and supposedly a trap but don't worry Kurama as I can instantly find them just look.

Hiei then runs to any area that has them but no luck until he sees a hole and alerts Kurama as both go in there alone and see a hallway temple that seems to have lights on but both rush as many traps activate. Apparently, Hiei says that he heard this from an old man from Snowdin that his brother fell in a hole and never returned as he found his diary laying around and read exactly the things that happen and points at a dead body that seems to be the brother. Kurama disgusts but tells Hiei that their plan on going to vandalize Spirit World<small>(which both have been saying in secretly together)</small> to be delayed until further notice because of this shit as the both leave the temple hallways.

They land in a hot tub area as they see Duster and Dust trapped in a cage which Kurama easily frees them out until all 4 hear voices from a snarky voice that wants to kill all four of them but Hiei dismisses him as a weak entity and to show himself which he never does and instead turns the hot tub area to a dark showdown room filled with four sections the four must enter as they all fight their shadow counterparts that copy the exact person you are and if you fail well you're trapped there for all eternity.

Duster has the first battle and he faces his insecurities from the Shadow version of him that is mocking him as Dust tries to do his thief techniques to completely attack him in the back and then using a smoke bomb and then beating him several times to beat him til he disappears which earns him a quick victory which Hiei envies Duster because of that alongside with Dust who also envies him. Then Kurama faces his and the Shadow version of him is a complete jerk as Kurama struggles to faces his as he completely dodges all of his attacks but then Kurama thinks of a plan to trick him into beating a wall and then have combos on him quickly as the Shadow version does his final bastion moves to completely kill Kurama but he dodges as the Shadow version is too weak to attack and then disappears when Kurama has the winning edge. Dust faces his and its completely boring as the other three just talk to eachother and the battle is very short and has barely screentime but Dust wins. Hiei faces his and its the most powerful shadow yet and as Hiei tries to do several moves with his sword but both are struggling to make the other weak as both attack eachother very much until Hiei does the complete turnaround and uses Fist of the Mortal Flame, an attack which shocks the Shadow Hiei and makes him disappear.

All are done with their shadow battles as the unknown voice gets angry and makes the whole room shatter as all rush to get out as Hiei easily leaves but needs to help the others escape as all are facing a trap that squishes them til death so Hiei tries to go and save them but is blocked as three of them are holding til they die but Hiei works a way out and frees them but is completely exhausted as Kurama holds them until they rush out and uses a ladder to get above the surface but looks to be grassfields and a waterfall there which means they escaped the snowy ruins as Hiei wakes up.

Hiei:......need....water.....

Kurama: There's fresh water there nearby the waterfall

Hiei:....................

Duster: *grabs him* Don't worry buddy I got you *delivers him as Hiei's barely movable*

Hiei: Thanks.....i guess....*drinks the water in the waterfall*.

Dust: You know I would've done that

Kurama: Be quiet Dust, we're a team remember?

Dust: I guess

Duster: I see a nearby town maybe we can go there?

Kurama: I guess so and we can continue our operations there but we need Hiei to rest up before we go.

Duster: Gotcha, but doesn't Ren have us on bounty.

Kurama: *checks his outdated phone* The service is back on this thing but i don't know if I can search on here....Ok I got it so Ren's attempts has failed because he has no proof and has no bounty on the unknown people which are us lol.

Duster: Oh sweet relief

Dust: Yep, we're the best

A taxi arrives at a big house as Fassad gets off and smiles and kisses the grass only for Fenneko to question him even being on here which Fassad explains that this country is where he lives and he only was in the Island for vacation which Fenneko has a dumb moment as Dr. Hämsterviel says that's common knowledge but asks why Fidget is here only for her to scream and say she's here just to deal with their incompetence but Hämsterviel already knows why Fidget's here and she's just being an asshole for no reason other to boost her ego but he sighs and gets a immediate phone call from Cobra Bubbles.

Cobra: Seems like you arrived at your destination hmm?

Hämsterviel: FUCK YOU I SHOULD'VE NOT LEFT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!

Cobra: Or the whole Bikini Bottom Government that controlled Hawaii would have you be on a watchlist, trust me you're not the only one.

Hämsterviel: Please elaborate you little disgrace.

Cobra: No need to disrespect me Hamsterwheel-

Hämsterviel: ITS HAMSTERVIEL NOT HAMSTERWHEEL YOU LITERAL BAFFOOON!

Fenneko: *overhears and says in the background* YEAH YOU BETTER GET THAT RIGHT YOU BALDY ASSHOLE!

Cobra: *sighs* Ok so many people who were having operations in Hawaii are now exiled in the same town you're at like Jumba and many experiments but every threat that has been meddling and people in the main Bikini Bottom island have been exiled as well so being in Hawaii is not safe trust me we have many turning up here and have been granted money to rebuild up but we're not giving you any money because fuck you and I wish I can kill you with my own bare hand.

Hämsterviel: UGHHHHHH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Cobra hangs up*

Hämsterviel: Lets reorganize this house I guess

Fassad: DOES THIS MEAN I CAN STAY WITH YOU??

Hämsterviel: sure buddy

Fassad: YIPEEEEEEEE-

Fidget: Your breath stinks

Fassad: oh

They all rush in the house as Hämsterviel sets everything up so quickly but still its small and he needs to work his way up as Hämsterviel looks up in the night sky and smiles.

<big>End Of Chapter 7</big>

Chapter 8: Early Bird Scientist[edit | edit source]

A dark room filled with stuff that Hämsterviel clearly setted up that was broken by Ren before, many junk are sitting as Hämsterviel is asleep on his desk whom he clearly has been working on restoring everything from the fallout with his USB Stick. Clearly, he is very tired after staying all night working on stuff that he only slept an hour ago until Fassad stars screaming and entering the door.

Fassad: HEY WAKE UP, WANNA PLAY HALO 3 WITH ME?

Hämsterviel: *wakes up* Huh

Fassad: Hey I mean I'm bored and I just wanna play with you.

Hämsterviel: *checks the time* WHAT I JUST SLEPT AN HOUR AGO AND ITS ALREADY 6 LIKE YOU STUPID ARABIAN COSPLAYER!

Fassad: Hey calm down maybe you can have coffee with tha-

Hämsterviel: DIDN'T I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD BE WORKING ON A PROJECT THAT WOULD TAKE UP ALL NIGHT ONLY FOR YOU TO WAKE ME UP AT 6 TO PLAY WHATEVER THAT IS!

Fassad: Oh yeah I brought like many stuff here and I just fled here as an excuse to be with you because I'm lonely all the time.

Hämsterviel: WELL WHERE'S STEVENDOODOOVERSE?, ISN'T HE YOUR BROTHER!

Fassad: Calm down, here wanna have some um weed with me?

Hämsterviel: NOOOOOO THAT MAKES ME SICK IN THE MORNINGS JUST GO AWAY!

Fassad: Fine *shuts the door*

Hämsterviel: God I can't go back to SLEEP

Fenneko: *Opens the door* Hey I made Coffee for you

Hämsterviel: WHY ARE YOU ALL AWAKE DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO DON'T COME HERE.

Fenneko: WELL IM SORRY I JUST WANTED TO HELP *leaves off*

Hämsterviel: WAIT, COME BACK!

Fenneko: What?

Hämsterviel: Um do you know what our plans are today?

Fenneko: To sit and relax? besides you need to-

Hämsterviel: I DON'T NEED THAT, AFTERALL I JUST WANT TO STRANGLE THAT MR.CLEAN WANNABEE TO DEATH!

Fenneko: Me too I mean I know you didn't mean for us to go somewhere different from our regular home and vacation home.

Hämsterviel: I DIDN'T WANNA BRING FASSAD HERE OR WHATEVER THAT LITTLE THING IS BECAUSE I FELT NICE LIKE WHAT WAS I THINKING.

Fenneko: You just ditch both of them? I mean we can do that right now heheheheheheheheh

Hämsterviel: No I can't like I'm sorry for not sleeping with you last night and-

Fenneko: No need to apologize I knew you were busy on that and Fassad woke me up too but like wanna sleep now?

Hämsterviel: I guess so-

Fenneko: Perfect!

*Both go in the room and sleeps*

Fassad is seen in the basement with Fidget in a cage as hours has passed by.

Fidget: GIMME OUT OF HERE!

Fassad: Hmmm how about no mwehehehehehehhe

*He has a phone call*

Fassad: HMM What is it?

???: I wanna speak with a certain Hamsterwheel.

Fassad: EVEN THOUGH IM MAD AT HIM, YOU SHOULD SAY HAMSTERVIEL BEFORE HE THROWS A TANTRUM ON YOU!

???: Whatever, just let me call him.

Hämsterviel gets woken up by Fassad for an emergency phone call(which it isn't) as Hämsterviel goes up all doozy on the phone.

Hämsterviel: Hello? Who's there?

???: Hello Hamsterwh- I mean Hamstervla- GOD I CAN'T SAY YOUR NAME!

Hämsterviel: I don't have the mood to get angry at you over that so why did you call me and how fast you got this number?

???: Just come to the empty church nearby some lane.

Hämsterviel: Narrow things down.

???: Fine here's the coordinates *gives him it*

Hämsterviel: Heh just with my luck I moved here nearby so its like an walk I guess

???: Perfect, I barely know you lol

*A voice also stutters in*

??????: Hey we don't fully trust this guy for his past.

???: Shut up Dust, you're too paranoid

Dust: Fine whatever you say bitch

???: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Dust: UMMMMMMMM

Hämsterviel: Im just gonna hang up on you guys

???: Fine but remember the coordinates.

*Hämsterviel hangs up*

Hämsterviel: I better as well go there i guess but I have some few extra things for this caller hehehe *coughs*

Hämsterviel walks forward simply tired as the sky go light from dark fast as he goes walking for minutes and minutes on end as he's tired and can barely move until he give sup and passes out. There he is awoken at the place where the caller described.

Hämsterviel: Where- WHERE AM I, wait ohhhhhhh but this doesn't make sense?

???: *Quickly passes with him* My name is Hiei and I am somehow connected to you.

Hämsterviel: HOW AM I HERE LIKE EXPLAIN THAT VEGETA COPYCAT

Hiei: Really? As soon as I appear you call me a copycat like why but anyways I got you and you were REALLY HEAVY so I just dragged you and maybe that's why your back hurts like hell, sorry.

Hämsterviel: LIKE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM SENDING ME HERE AND HOW AM I CONNECTED?

Hiei: You see, we both were threats as Ren as you somehow "killed" his brother which was later disproved so I and Kurama stole things from him that were very valuable heh I sold some at a pawn shop and got lots of money.

Hämsterviel: So why are we here at a cold dead cemetery with a church that looks about 100 years old.

Hiei: As I read about in Snowdin, this place was where Old Snowdin lived however it looks very different as everything was demolished except here, a new place has been built with a new church but that one was abandoned too I guess.

Hämsterviel: SO HOW DOES THIS CONNECT TO ME BEING HERE? GOD JUST CUT TO THE CHASE!

Hiei: FINE, I just wanted to talk to you about Ren and maybe we can form an alliance between my dumb friends and um.....do you have any friends?

Hämsterviel: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, A BFF LIVING WITH ME, AND MANY OTHERS THATS SOMEWHERE LIKE...oh I haven't checked up on Marmalade lately but he's too incompetent on his projects like the laughing stock he is heh.

Hiei: Ok you just looked like the type as I had no friends before because being lonely is cool but yeah you wanna form the alliance?

Hämsterviel: Give me time, Ren is probably not a threat anymore due to the news being debunked like seriously I KNOW THAT DIM-WITTED INSANE RAGE FULLED PEABRAIN COVERED ME UP TO BE THE KILLER DUE TO ME SENDING ROCKETS TO HIS HOUSE BECAUSE HIS SON TRIED TO KILL MY HOT, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS, HORNY, SEXY GF!

Hiei; Ugh lets have a fight now to prove how strong you ar-

Hämsterviel: PK FREEZE!!!!

Hiei: *Can barely talk while freezed but uses his sword to attack through and tries to at least weaken Hämsterviel* Seems like you have some PSI heh I don't need some like to use because you look insanely weak with those hands I mean I could've killed you when I had the chance hehe so prepare to get DESTROYED! *tries to attack but Hämsterviel is using PK Shield to block his attacks*

Hämsterviel: Seems like you're too overconfident no?

Hiei: Huh?

Hämsterviel: *Uses PK energy to weaken Hiei by a lot*

Hiei: DANG THAT HURTS UGH *Fists trough Hämsterviel*

Hämsterviel: Heh wanna call it quits kid?

Hiei: Sure and you have proven your strengths even as a little gerbil.

Hämsterviel: So still no about the alliance thing, I don't know when Ren will come back and I surely don't care but feel free to contact me once in awhile.

Hiei: Fine as Ren is an afterthought I guess *leaves off quickly*

Hämsterviel: Seems I have to go my foot.

*Hämsterviel goes back to his house only to see Hiei and Duster vandalizing it*

Hämsterviel: I LITERALLY JUST SAW YOU 20 MINUTES AGO AND NOW YOU'RE VANDALIZING MY HOUSE ALL BECAUSE I SAID NO? HOW PATHETIC ARE YOU!

Duster: It was my idea lol, just wanted to spray some cool GANGSTA S's!!!

Hiei: I frigging love the S

Hämsterviel: UGH *uses his plasma gun on light setting to shock them*

Hiei & Duster: DAMN THAT HURTS

Fassad: WOAH WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

Hiei: Ugh so Hämsterviel sorry about that I just felt like doing it but if you're still welcoming for the alliance I can-

Hämsterviel: GET OUT NOW YOU IMBECILES!!!

Duster: Yep I should've told you Hiei

Hiei: Shut up *both leave*

Hämsterviel: FASSAD. CLEAN THAT UP!!!

Fassad: Hmm how about Fidget could clean it up?

Hämsterviel: I DON'T CARE

Fassad: Fine but why are you so grouchy today?

Hämsterviel: BECAUSE YOU WOKE ME UP VERY EARLY WITH ONLY ONE HOUR OF SLEEP DOOFUS!

Fassad: Oh yeah you're right *sigh*

*As everyone returns something hatches in the dark miles away*

Mr. Game & Watch seems to be watching over his Death Squad cleaning the whole abandoned facility which Ren bought out because he's fucking rich af and Kumoko is currently eating a cheeseburger while taunting over the Death Squad as they're bored and feel like they are enslaved by doing this tedious tasks until Ren offers them money as a mercenary group working under him and G&W. As they are reforming the whole facility, Ren proposes a trio of fighters to work under them for any opposition of their upcoming plans as G&W nods. First they go over illegal websites to find people worthy bringing to the circle.

G&W: Hey look what I found *shows the website of a creepy man in a mask*

Ren: Looks like a guy named Mr. Noseybonk, lets recruit him as our first choice.

G&W: Alright but he seems like the guy to reject it.

Ren: And if he doesn't......we'll see about it.

The two track his directions at a warehouse where Mr. Noseybonk is sitting on the roof where the two come up to tell him about a proposition.

Mr. Noseybonk:.........

Ren: SO MY FELLOW FRIEND, Would you like to join my group as an dangerous killer?

*Noseybonk flees*

G&W: Hold up Noseybonk, we see what you do and we think you're good at killing and with the right about of money we have, we can surely get you in.

Noseybonk: *Accepts but is unsure of it as he follows them back to the facility which is a long walk*

Ren: So what's your backstory and here's the money

Noseybonk: Fine.....i don't wanna talk but I think I have too on this one........I used to be a street performer in the streets of Britain and then I got some notoriety across the country so I was asked to be in a kids show. I thought that those insufferbale kids would be scared of my new show called "Jigsaw" and-

G&W: IM SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING BUT DAMN WHY IS IT CALLED JIGSAW?

Noseybonk:..........

Ren: SHUT UP EEEEDIOT!, anyways speak Noseybonk.

Noseybonk: Anyways.........i was a silent yet funny protagonist in an educational show that kids hated me and the show flopped so my reputation was the worst as people saw me as a creep with the mask on and I HATE and DESPISE wearing it off so years later I became homeless and then went killing people for their money and no one could identify my real persona so they couldn't track me down until they did and I was exiled here with my good chezch friend but eh you all heard enough especially from my online videos that I have some fans on. One guy is so inspired that he has pictures of me in his wall and copies my killing styles HAH but yeah do I need to say more?

Ren: PEREFCT, YOU MY FRIEND WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO OUR TRIO AND NOW LET'S FINE SOME OTHERS AS YOU STAY HERE I GUESS BUT YEAH IM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR MY PLAN HAHHAHAHHAH

G&W: *covers his hand on his face from embarrassment*

The two eventually go to a spree trying to find anyone for recruitment's until they see Envy destroying a small shop which Ren and G&W goes to investigate and see Envy but the two are eventually kicked as Envy doesn't apologize so Ren screams him out which he comes saying that he's had a bullshit day as Ren offers him money to join his aforementioned group. Envy joins just for a side mission as he assumes but is more than that as Ren struggles to think of anyone else to pick from until Envy suggests the guy outside the building who comes almost everyday to cut grass and that being Ristar. Envy tells Ren that Ristar is kind of a stupid guy who obsessed over Miku and was with him before but G&W instantly recruits him as Ristar shows his skills as an acrobat which G&W and Ren like.

Ristar: So that means I'm in the group?

Ren: Sure buddy, just know that you're probably the weakest EEEDIOTTT

Ristar: Ummmmm ok?

Envy: So what do we do?

Noseybonk:.........

Ren: Heres a whole sheet of my plans and you could even look at MY Death Squad.

G&W: YOU MEAN MY DEATH SQUAD?

Ren: UGH sure but all of us including Kumoko which you guys have seen right?

Envy: The small spider I almost stepped on?

G&W: WHAT YOU ALMOST STEPPED ON HER WHAT GIVES ASSHOLE!

Envy: Ok I'm sorry I did that earlier like she's perfectly fine but its kinda stupid when she's telling a whole hardcore death squad lmao.

Noseybonk: *Nods in Agreement*

Ristar: Well I guess this was kinda rushed to begin with, maybe Ren you could've picked someone better than me I mean I think I'm pretty weak.

Ren: I DON'T CARE

Ristar: Fine, at first I wanted to but seeing all of this I don't but damn the money pays well like I have nothing better to do I suppose like in my Miku Cum Jar hehe.

Envy: Absolutely disgusting.

Ren is seen smiling so hard as the other flee as he thinks he has the ultimate group for terrorism but he's still stupid enough to believe G&W on what he has done to Stimpy as Ren will never believe anyone else about the incident as he's literally hiring Death Squad Member that were shown to dumb Stimpy's body but Ren thinks that it was created by Hamsterviel for cover up. Mr. Game & Watch is seen looking behind, smirking, as he knows solely that himself is the one pulling the strings of the pathetic Ren.

<big>End Of Chapter 8</big>

Chapter 9: The Spirit World[edit | edit source]

Trent

-OMGGGG IT SAID THE NUMBER NINE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLESS THE HEAVENS!!!!!!!!!!

Outside of the facility, people are protesting against the Death Squads coming in the city and servicing as "Protectors" even though they are murdering innocent people. Apparently, the police allowed Ren and the Death Squads to protect the city against crime and Ren lied to get them working here as he's gone completely insane. Ren has been watching gore videos and he supposed he would use the Death Squad to kill opposition people or protesters as they would kill them and have no repercussions at all. The Death Squad are ordered to open fire on the protesters and kills some of them while others flee, G&W watches in the window as he smirks until he gets a call from an apparent fundraiser.

G&W: Um hello, who's this?

Fundraiser: You may know me as Butch Hartman, as I'm an animator so beloved and I been watching Ren for the past months seeing what he has been doing and now he's in the same ideology as me. I am now rich and I can give you many money for your plans for domination across this pathetic world as I make more slop for these weak-minded kids we can brainwash.

G&W: Hold up, what is this movement?

Butch Hartman: A NPC Movement, I think the Good Society has been endorsing it as of recently and maybe just maybe we can fill up on the same boat but radically. Now go get Ren on this project will you?

G&W: Hmmmm let me go get Ren *Screams his name out until he comes*

Ren: WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT EEEDDIOOOTTTT- Oh a caller um what do you want?

Butch Hartman: I am Butch Hartman and I am ready to fund raise your project to spread the same ideology

Ren: Ehhhhh, I don't know.

Butch Hartman: Think of all the things we can do together like kill people and spread propaganda for NPCism

Ren: I heard of that before and it kinda fills up on MY political tastes so yeah maybe we can work together and become in one but what's the cost?

Butch Hartman: You have to listen to what I say about spreading it, killing is good and all but messing with the wrong people that can bring this whole thing down is a wrong thing. We don't even have an alliance together and the only one that does is the Good Society that are perfect and all but not exactly our tastes so I will tell you what to do Ren and whatever you call your alliance are the closest that's with my ideology as I saw on forums and screenshots.

Ren: We have a deal.

Butch Hartman: Oh and one more thing.

Ren: What?

Butch Hartman: Dr. Hämsterviel is a huge threat in our plan as he's already against you and could bring the whole thing in shambles.

Ren: I KNOW HE'S A FUCKING EEEEEEEEDDDDIOTTT THAT HAS SEX WITH HIS FAT WIFE AND HE'S A FATASS TOOOOOOOOOO, MAYBE HE CAN STOP EATING MCDONALDS FOOD AND KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING DO WITH HIS BRAIN THAT'S ONLY FILLED WITH NO EMOTIONS EXCEPT EATING AND MAKING STUFF. PEOPLE CALL HIM HAMSTERWHEEL AND HE GETS FUCKING MAD ALL THE TIME LIKE FUCK THAT BROTHER KILLING BASTAR-

Butch Hartman: Woah, I didn't expect a huge ass rant from you but in the meanwhile, I will make overpriced art commissions just to piss on my manchild fans I got and I already have money that I need to give you for your projects so bye *hangs up*

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Kumoko enters*

Kumoko: Who was that?

Ren: None of your damn business you dumb spider.

Kumoko: Hey I'm not a dumbass, I overheard you guys talk and even G&W did so when will he give you the money? Is he a Scammer like that guy who scammed me on Hello Kitty Island Adventure which in my opinion is the best MMO.

Ren: How can you play on a computer............but that's not the point and we're gonna be more better as a team but we will have to listen to him once awhile.

Kumoko: OK, in the meantime, I'm gonna bully some kids on HKIA because why not.

Ren: *palms his face*

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Cuts to Envy practicing in the forest*

Ristar: Heh, you did a weak mov-

Envy: SHUT UP *kicks him far*

Ristar: OWWWWWW

Envy: That's what you get for being an asshole plus you look like some yellow turd or something like that.

Ristar: WE ARE ALLIES, WE BE NICE TO EACHOTHER

Envy: Me and Noseybonk which I don't know where he is right now, just think you're pretty weird.

Ristar: LIKING HATSUNE MIKU IS NOT FRIGGING WEIRD I TELL YOU ALSO YOU'RE A FEMBO-

Envy: *punches him like that what Raiden did to Senator Armstrong in MGRR* Heh, also what's that over there?

Ristar: Over what?

Envy: Shhhhh be quiet, lets hide in the bush.

Hiei and Kurama is seen summoning a portal where they can finally go to the Spirit World where the two have been frequently talking about and been planning to vandalize or even destroy the place. A lot of artifacts are in there and many books and documents on the world but its been aligned with the Good Society as of lately. Both look in the grassy fields as the sun is shining bright as both of them finally get through to see what its like. Both has heard of the place and as they created failed attemps to get there by themselves, they finally did it. The Spirit World is a minor world controlled by King Enma and Prince Koenma and was a major place until its role was shrunken down by a lot since more powerful entities popped up and the Good Society making a deal with them for their role to be higher in the universe but only by a tiny margin.

Hiei and Kurama is seen bonding and having friendly conversations with eachother as they sneak around the place for entries that can get into the palace without being caught but unfortunately, Envy and Ristar came through too as the portal was public for a minute as they try to gather information on where the fuck they are at as they go around like chickens with their head cut-off but Envy has a plan to trick Hiei as in kidnapping Kurama and disguise himself as Kurama to trap Hiei and kill him as Ren would defiantly wanted him to do but the plan hasn't initiated yet as Hiei and Kurama finally get through the library.

Kurama: Hmmmmm we can steal as much as we want here right Hiei?

Hiei: *Stand their while trying to aura farm*

Kurama: Uh Hiei what are you doing?

Hiei: Aura Farming because I'm the fucking goat.

Kurama: Uh ok but we need to steal as much stuff as we can before they find out.

Hiei: *Still stands there while trying to Aura Farm*

Kurama: Ok lets get goin- uh who are yo-AGH

Envy: Haha he won't get able to get up no-

Kurama: Was that even an attempt to attack?

Envy: HUH ok here's my backup plan *turns into Kurama*.

Kurama: You gotta be joking.

Hiei: OMG WHAT THERES TWO OF YOU NOW I MIGHT BE SCHIZOPHRENIC OR IM TRAPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

Fake Kurama: I am the real Kurama, that one over there is fake as hell.

Kurama: This is why we're gonna get caught because all three of us are standing here and doing absolutely nothing.

Ristar: You said it BOI

Hiei: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AGHHHHHH IM GONNA ATTACK ALL OF YOU!!

Fake Kurama: OH SHIT HE HAS A SWORD.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>alarms go off as Envy transforms back*

Envy: Now I can attack you midget.

Hiei: OK THATS IT LETS BATTLE!!!

Hiei and Envy has a battle as Envy breakdances to avoid his attacks while kicking him but Hiei eventually gets the ground up as he attacks Envy and making him get tired as demons shows up to kill Hiei and Envy as Kurama fled somewhere and Ristar is running around scared. Hiei attacks the demons as Envy flees away but has no clue to get back as Hiei kills many of them but too tired to continue as he speeds to flee. All of them are at the staring point as Prince Koenma comes to tell them that they are pathetic to get here but Kurama shows that he stills has many books and artifacts that were left in the Library and stored them all in a small bag that turns big that was obviously easy to find and did this while Hiei was Aura Farming. Koenma gets mad and begins to attack but Envy kicks him all the way through as Envy also begins to attack Kurama for the stuff as he passes it to Hiei. Koenma gets furious and uses his pacifer to transform all of them back.

Ristar runs away as Envy still wants to battle Hiei and Kurama in the grassy fields but gets stopped and he flees to go back to the facility. Hiei and Kurama calls this a win in their book but Envy still wants revenge and understands why Ren hates both of them.

<big>End Of Chapter 9</big>

Chapter 10: The Science Expo Part 1[edit | edit source]

We see Kurama as an ordinary high schooler at school who is encountered by many ladies but Kurama just pushes them to the side and when School ends for him, Hiei and Duster is seen waiting outside. Duster points out on why Hiei doesn't go to school but Hiei lies and says he went to a demon school somewhere and was awarded with the Best Singer Of All Time award as Duster believes it and as Kurama leaves and joins them but first telling his mom he would go out with his friends. Kurama is known as Shuichi Minamino in school to hide any connections with the story of himself to ordinary people and his mom. The three hang out in the park playing tennis and then going out in the movies in an epic montage but in the afternoon, Hiei encounters Envy once again.

Envy: WANNA FIGHT, I WANNA REMATCH RIGHT NOW WITH YOU

Duster: I don't think we wanna fight right no-

Hiei: Bring it on.

Kurama: Eh i'll watch

Envy: GOOD BEACUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET REKT YOU SMALL FUCKIN-

*Strangely, a man by the name of EDP445 appears*

EDP445: Huh, is there fighting over here, does anyone want a cupcake?

Hiei: Who the hell are you?

EDP445: Oh, I'm the ruler of this nation right here.

Hiei: I never heard of you til now

EDP445: Now we don't want any fighting in MY land and yes I'm very cool and yes I'm gonna send my army over here if you don't cooroprate.

*Hiei attacks EDP445, sending him injured*

EDP445: THATS IT HERES MY PU-

*Kurama quickly covers in and traps EDP445 in Thorne's as Duster ties them all up*

EDP445: IM THE RULER OF HERE

Hiei: No you're not, are you delusional?

EDP445: I'll GET YOUR SORRY ASS ONE DAY AS I WILL REPLACE JUSTIN AND BECOME HERE'S EMPEROR AS IM ON THE LINE OF THRONE HAHAHAHAH

Hiei: Damn this guy is very dumb so lets just leave him.

Kurama: Agreed but where did Envy go?

Hiei: I have no clu-*gets attacked by Envy in the back*

Envy: AHAHHA FUCK YOU BITCH *quickly leaves*

Hiei: Ugh

Duster: Hey guys look, a train is over there.

Kurama: It seems so, probably heading somewhere during this time but I don't know

Hiei: Probably some boring town I suppose.

The three then walk to a small house as a secret hideout where underground is all of their equipment as we also see Dust fidgeting his fingers in the chair as Hiei makes fun of him for that. They then all casually hang out but Duster asks an important talk on whenever Hämsterviel is a enemy since they recently found out that Fidget, the one they bullied before, is in the group. Hiei shrugs it off, saying that Hämsterviel is not a ally and should be considered a weak rival as the group laughs about it until Kurama says something about Hiei's past. Hiei interrupts him but Kurama still says that Hiei had a secret ally named Martlet and he hasn't seen her in awhile as the other two is dying to meet her but Hiei tells them all to shut up as she was never important.

A train moves by, a more modern train passing by as grass fields but we see Hamsterviel in the train looking out in the window all bored as Fenneko cheers him.

Fenneko: Look on the bright side, its just us two.....hanging out together an-

Hämsterviel: Hmmmm, Fassad and Fidget are in the other room alone and I wonder how that will play out because they absolutely hate eachother.

Fenneko: A-Are you even listening to me?

Hämsterviel: Sure I am cutie, as i want me and you all alone *kisses on her cheek*

Fenneko: S-Stop *blushes* don't do that when people are here its embarrassing *gets on her phone while obviously blushin and laying on Hamsterviel's shoulders*

Hämsterviel: Looks like you're going to sleep huh.

Fenneko: Maybe......

*Hämsterviel kisses her on the lips as she does back leading to the two noticed by everyone in the section on the train with everyone looking disgusted*

Fassad and Fidget is seen on the other sector of the train as Fassad is currently trying to find hot babes like the Maid Toads from Paper Mario where he sexually harasses all of them while Fidget is annoying everyone on the train. Until something major happens as undercover Pigmask Soldiers come up and reveal themselves.

Pigmask 1: IS THAT FASSAD, THE ONE WHO BETRAYED US

Pigmask 2: I guess so, I thought we were just gonna attack this train on board and kill people to justify our manifesto but eh we can deal with this now,

Fassad: I thought that the Pigmask Army was dead after Isabelle?

Pigmask 2: Yep and you're defiantly wrong, our group was still strong even though we had to be exiled due to Isabelle being a lackluster leader and now we are attacking places to take over because WE ARE THE BEST!!!!

Pigmask 1: And if you try to attack us, we will kill people on this train.

Fidget: Listen, just surrender ok, we won't have any lives go-

Fassad: I WON'T SUBMIT TO THESE PUNKS, IM THE GREAT FASSAD AFTER ALL *PK Freezes them both* That was surprisingly easy with no casualties whatsoever.

Many undercover soldiers come in and start shooting as Fassad tried using PK Shield to dodge it but its too late as people die from it and then a announcement is named saying that the Pigmask Army has took over this train and now will start the biggest shooting known to men because an major authority from the government is here right now and cusses at Justin Trudeau who is tied up.

Hämsterviel: Dang, I have to do something again *sigh* I hope they don't come in here and destroy all of my stuff but eh i'll stop this.

Fenneko: Um maybe you can stop them all while I protect your stuff?

Hämsterviel: No, don't be a coward, we're doing this together.

Fenneko: Fine

Both sneak in as the radio activates and malfunctions while only playing shitty peniscore music because that's the Pigmask Army's favorite music as Pork Trooper assembles many to kill as many people on this train as possible but PK Shields are popping everywhere to prevent them entering and shooting as Hämsterviel gets in top with Fidget helping on his side while Fenneko slides in and stealing guns and shooting Pigmask Troops as one even acknowledged her as one of them before as they bow down but they get shot because Fenneko is fucking badass. As Hämsterviel is on top of the train, Pork Trooper enters in and wants a battle with Hämsterviel and Fidget but they absolutely dominate him as he gets flown off the train as Pigmask Troops try reorganizing but Fassad beats them all. The Problem is that the captain of the train is tied up and the train is gonna go off-track so Hämsterviel tries securing it and successfully on the wheels for the time being.

Justin Trudeau is all tied up but Fenneko grabs him and puts him off the train with Fidget laughing. They successfully all go to a medium sized city in the west coast that hold the Science Expo that Hämsterviel is wanting to go out for long time since the last one he went to. The Pigmask Terrorist Group is stopped on the train but many civilians on there were traumatized and it didn't help either when Hämsterviel teased them several times that the train was gonna crash and did it all for a joke. Now, Ren is focusing on this one event and how it could benefit in his factor.

<big>End Of Chapter 10</big>

Chapter 11: The Science Expo Part 2[edit | edit source]

The train stops at a train station as people get off vomiting and calling their love ones that they are ok. Hämsterviel and his gang arrive to a small rich town that has a big building that says "Science Expo 09" as the banner as many cars arrive at the parking lot. Fenneko and Fidget immediately go shopping leaving Hämsterviel and Fassad at a bench near the train station.

Fassad: Luckily those idiots are gone

Hämsterviel: *rolls his eyes* Fassad did you just call my wonderful girlfriend an IDIOT?

Fassad: OH IM SORRY I MEANT ONLY FIDGET, but why do you still have her here?

Hämsterviel: Probably because I felt bad for her down in my cold heart I guess, but why do you have such a grudge against her?

Fassad: BECAUSE SHE'S ANNOYING AS FUCK!

Hämsterviel: *sigh* Lets go.

*The two walk to the big dome of the Science Expo where many scientists are here hanging out for the event*

Hämsterviel: Last time I been here was hmmmm two years ago, I could've went last year but you know the stuff that was going on right Fassad?

Fassad: Yeah I know, that head of Delia still gives me the creeps.......say do they have food here?

Hämsterviel: There's like only grapes here.

Fassad: Fuck

Dr. Fuck You: HEY BITCHES

Dr. Rizzler Zesticles: Oh hey Hämsterviel..I-I hope you're still not mad at us for ditching you like that for last time.

Hämsterviel: Its fine, I really don't care about it but do you think that something misfortune will happen this time around.

Dr. Rizzler Zesticles: Um...No.....but I found a baddie here in that place over there *Points at Dr. Doe*

Hämsterviel: *Nervous twitches*

Fassad: You ok?

Dr. Fuck You: HAHAH I ALREADY HAVE HER IN MY PHONE NUMBER LIST HAH SHE'S LIKE A TOP TIER BADDIE LMAO.

Dr. Rizzler Zesticles: Anyways, I and Dr. Fuck You are gonna like go over there and like find bitches here even though there's barely some here.

*The two leave*

Hämsterviel: Ugh and if you're asking on why I was nervous Fassad, don't ask me about it or I will CLOBBER you.

Fassad: Ok

The two then hang out while meeting some unexpected people like Crack Miser who gave Hämsterviel some free sample drugs when he has the chance and even Fassad payed him for some meth but the event started with Dr. Eggman on stage telling all of his achievements on what he is going to do and tells everyone here that they are special while showing all of his new technology he made and didn't show last year. Hämsterviel gets suspicious of Dr. Eggman since they are rivals ever since Dr. Eggman fired him for "no apparent reason" according to himself but as Dr. Eggman gets off stage, an another figure pops up and that being Dr. Andonuts.

Fassad: T-That's the one who brainwashed Isabelle into the state she is now.....even though she kinda deserve it a little.....a teeny bit.......

Hämsterviel: I know, I wish I can just throw a vodka bottle at him when he's done.

Crack Miser: Hey guys I may or may have not been affiliated with him acting like a lunatic.

Hämsterviel: What?

Crack Miser: Ok I haven't because he's one of those people that might snitch on me but look closely at the stage, he's like acting like a monkey.

Dr. Andonuts: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dances like a monkey* YOU CAN'T GET ME OFF STAGE, IM THE BEST SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD AHAHAHHAHA AND I ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD A BRAND NEW CHANGE!!!

*The crowd boos him as they expect serious stuff*

Dr. Andonuts: SHUT UP, EVER SINCE MY WIFE LEFT, I BEEN DEPRESSED EVERY YEAR AND I EVEN DITCHED MY CHILD TO GO OUT TO SOME ORPHANAGE I GUESS AND I HATE MY NAME SOOO MUCH THAT I MADE A NAME CHANGE YESTERDAY AND THAT BEING..........Pippy Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire or just Professor Poopypants in general.

*The crowd starts laughing very much and thinks its some joke*

Dr. Eggman: CALM DOWN, PROFESSOR POOPYPANTS IS HIS NAME NOW AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT WELL BE IT NOW UNLEASH MY MECHA SONICS*

The Mecha Sonic clones start destroying machines made by other people including Hämsterviel's, many other smaller scientists are fighting back against the machines but don't think Dr. Eggman acted naturally I mean he got angry over nothing and it seems this whole place is a trap. Hämsterviel then teams up with Crack Miser to defeat the Mecha Sonic's that are easy to defeat once you know it's weak spot but it revealed to be a Hologram of Dr. Eggman once Fassad touches it as Dr. And- I mean Professor Poopyants flee from the building as no casualties and injured were inflicted. Dr. Eggman then comes in real this time with many robots in his possession for a group offer to join his group of EVIL SCIENTISTS as Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz comes up with him to tell offers and that Science Expo 09(which last year had the whole building on fire for some reason) was an elaborate plan to recruit other scientists and well some join as they think the Mecha Sonic's were marvelous but many are still furious especially Hämsterviel.

Dr. Eggman: Well good day everyone and make sure t-

Hämsterviel: HEY FATASS, CAN YOU GIVE US MONEY TO AT LEAST REPAIR OUR MACHINES YOU BROKEN? LIKE IS ANYONE DUMB THAT THIS GUY BROKE OUR STUFF WE TOOK SO MUCH EFFFFORT TO AND WE'RE GONNA SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING?

Dr. Eggman: Oh my god, not this little gerbil again, I swear to God that you keep fucking you fat girlfriend until she's paralyzed.

Hämsterviel: Heh, i'll take that as a compliment

Dr. Eggman: If you think you can defeat me? You have no chance like you'e still a wea- *Hämsterviel uses PK Fire to OBLITERATE an robot*

Dr. Eggman: WHEN THE HELL DID YOU LEARN PSI?

Hämsterviel: Not telling you *sticks his tounge out and does the middle finger*

Dr. Eggman: ROBOTS AND FELLOW SCIENTISTS, BEAT THIS LITTLE CREATURE UP!

Crack Miser: Looks like i'll help you again Hämsterviel and Fassad.

Hämsterviel: Thanks Crack Miser

Crack Miser: No problem

The three begin decimating the robots as Dr. Eggman and the other cowardly scientists flee which leaves the the robots in the battle but they get destroyed in the most epic montage ever. They win on top and Hämsterviel seems to think he has been tricked and bangs himself on a wall on how stupid he is but Crack Miser assures him that everything will be alright and all three of them get very high at the place. Eventually they graffiti many walls with doodles everywhere and are never caught while playing around. Eventually Fenneko and Fidget stop shopping as which enters a long flashback of them buying things and other stuff, another train arrives as Hämsterviel waves goodbye to Crack Miser as they head off back to their town.

Professor Poopypants is alone and calling Ren saying that the whole event planned by Dr. Eggman was a success but he didn't do anything remarkable and was always laughed at. Ren tells him that next time, have the death squad protect you and have more connections to HIS team rather than Eggman's. Professor Poopypants apologizes but says he could work as a scientist for the group when he is bored as Ren automatically agrees on the idea as he was Dr. Andonuts before and he made pretty good Chimera's and experiments but he would have to be loyal and prove himself on it, Professor Poopypants doesn't feel like doing that and tells him that before hanging up but he does feel interested for the idea but not now. It then cuts to Mr. Game & Watch telling Kumoko privately on what they should do to Yukina when Sans is gone out vacationing which was investigated by local spies they hired near Snowdin as Sans talked about it. Kumoko agrees while binge watching Brainrot shows on the television while she keeps laughing at them too but it totally listening to G&W's plan as he then tells it out as a speech to his group except Ren and how they could destroy Hiei and his group for surrendering for a plan that Ren did ages ago but will be twice as effective.

<big>End Of Chapter 11</big>

Chapter 12: Invasion of Snowdin[edit | edit source]

Snowdin, a snowy small town, is seen until it is zoomed in on Sans house. Apparently, Sans went on vacation a day ago leaving Papyrus and Yukina all alone in the house as they play board games and eat spaghetti which is nothing new. Every person is doing their own way.......until something major happens and that being the Death Squads approaching with Ren commanding the army to invade Snowdin for "personal reasons" but in reality, he wants Yukina. The Death Squad approach the city as they destroy many stuff as people flee to the other side of Snowdin whee they can't get as Papyrus now realizes it but if he flees the house with Yukina they can be caught so he stays in there with Yukina who tells her that everything will be alright.

Papyrus: UHHHH JUST RELAX HERE YUKINA, MAYBE THEY WON'T FIND OUT THE SECRET BUNKER WE HAVE.

Yukina: We don't have a bunker and besides I already know they want me, i-i just hate this.

Papyrus: SEEMS LIKE A TERRORIST GROUP IS HERE ATTACKING, DON'T WORRY, THEY AREN'T GUNNING FOR YOU.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Ren is outside the house as he gets a megaphone*

Ren: YUKINA, SURRENDER TO US AND YOU WON'T SUFFER SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

Yukina:....Ren?...REN? OH NO H-H-HE ABUSED ME A-AND T-T-TRIED ENSLAVING ME A-A-A-

Papyrus: CALM DOWN YUKINA, I AM TRAINING TO BE APART OF THE ROYAL GUARD AND I CAN DEFEAT THEM.

Yukina: T-THEY W-W-WILL J-JUST K-K-K-KILL YOU!

Papyrus: NO NEED TO STUDDER, I WILL HAVE THIS FIXED OUT

Yukina: NO

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Yukina sets the whole house covered in ice as the soldiers try to get in but no avail*

Papyrus: I GUESS I WILL JUST STAY HERE THEN

Yukina: You don't need to go out there and be enslave by that lunatic, please I don't want you to leave.

Papryus: OK I WON'T I PROMISE.

Meanwhile, a Royal Guard by the name of Martlet, checks out the other area to make people flee the town but she notices the whole army outside a house covered in ice as soldiers try to break in as cracks are showing after their attacks being useless the first time. She flees behind a tree and overhears their conversations of tying to capture a Demon? Martlet wonders to herself if they are actual heroes and goes to talk to them.

Martlet: Hey um so did a demon cause this mess or what?

Ren: We did and we don't care, and this demon is our prize to get a stupid, selfish kid to go over here and kill him as we can injure the demon all we want for her to give us all the gems we want. And now my- I mean the Death Squad will now try to kill you.

Martlet thinks in fear but she can quickly dodge bullets and beat some up but not all of them as she goes behind the house to see who's in there as(in her perspective) a small reen haired girl with Papyrus? She never thought that anyone else was living in their house but sure enough she helps them escape.

Martlet: You two alright? I'm trying to bring people out of here from those monsters who I blindly just thought were good, I guess I'm just dumb afterall on that.

Papyrus: LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY CAPTURE US.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Suddenly the whole army approaches as Yukina surrenders immediately knowing her fate as Martlet flees and Papyrus also captured too*

Ren: Now the operation is going as smooth as possible.

Yukina: PLEASE DON'T DO WHAT YOU DID LAST TIME PLEASE I BEG PLEASEEEE

Ren: Shut up *smacks her*

Yukina: *cries* Y-YOU'RE GONNA DO THE SAME THING LIKE BEFORE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEAS FOR MONEY IN YOU'RE S-S-S UGH I DON'T WANNA SAY IT.

Ren: Yeah I'm gonna use use for those gems but its not the main point, the reason why is that I wanna capture Hiei who seems like a friend of yours that I can easily drag him over here and kill him.

Yukina: H-Hiei?, he's my friend and a great one too but don't kill him please.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Ren smothers her with a towel with chloroform until she passes out*

Hiei and Duster is seen at junkyard where Hiei is there looking at the sun while Duster is practicing with a guitar. Kurama is at school doing his regular stuff as the smaretest student there as Hiei is just waiting for him since there's nothing to do without him but then Dust walks along and tells them why are they at a junkyard as Hiei replies that its a safe place but Dust just cringes before staying there too. Hiei walks off with Duster as Dust catches up with them by the farm fields right ahead as they walk all together talking about normal stuff or not...

Hiei: I just wanna lay down somewhere and sleep for eternity..

Dust: You're just saying that because your a edgelord.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Hiei smacks Dust on the head*

Duster: Umm does anyone remember the Alamo?

Hiei: No but you know who else does?

Duster: What

Hiei: YOUR MOM HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Dust: Good one.

Duster: Very funny, do you guys know I can leave at any moment for my journey?

Dust: Like that would matte-

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Hiei kicks Dust*

Dust: OUCH, seems like you didn't like that statement huh?

Hiei: Yeah and shut up, Duster is more worthy than you will ever be.

Duster: Thanks bro but yeah and I also have a band I never told you guys about and it was called DCMC which I was called Lucky during that time heh, I could bring you guys where the rest of them are now as they still play music.

Hiei: Yeah maybe I could check them out one ti-*Nokia rings*, seems like my crappy phone is ringing.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Hiei answers it*

Ren: So Hiei, I have Yukina captured and tied up but not in a dog cage this time as she's even more restrained HAHAHAHHA, I am here at the Snowdin Mayor building where I easily captured it with our Death Squad forces with me in charge. And yes this is real and we could make a deal about freeing her but just come here and we can work some things out you EEEEDDDDIOOOOOTTTTTTTTT MOTHER FUCKING BITCHAS- *Hiei hangs up*.

Hiei:.....................*runs out*

Duster: I guess that phone call was important huh Dust?

Dust: Eh probably him going to get food he ordered.

Duster: I guess so but he looked dead in his eyes.

Dust: Who cares, but you wanna play cards?

Duster: Sure.

Hiei starts running to where Snowdin is as Ren has many Death Squad troops pointing their gun at Yukina as she begs to be released until Ren puts duck tape over her mouth to be quiet. It seems that Ren despises Yukina and wants to kill her after her getting rescued last time. Martlet is seeing through the window as she figures out a plan to stop them by using one of her contraption to make all the floor tiles move everywhere leading to them tripping so she goes under the house and start her plan by having many tools and machinery to do so as she successfully does it in minutes but during that time, Yukina is being tortured as she can't use her powers due to her being severely restrained and she is smacked, punched, kicked, insulted, and stepped on by the troops and Ren as she cries out gems which Ren puts it in his pocket but then the floor tiles move as the soldiers are moving around and slipping everywhere as Martlet quickly gets Yukina as Ren chases them by shooting and doing his Lazer eyes but its clear that Martlet has Yukina safe.

Yukina hugs Martlet as both seem to exchange names and talk about eachother as Yukina tells her the whole story of her situation as Martlet tells Yukina her story on how she got the role as a Royal Guard. Hiei is now in Snowdin and sees the one area collapsed as he approaches a Death Squad soldier and tortures him for information on what happened as the soldier explains on a Blue Bird rescuing her which could only mean one thing...MARTLET! Hiei seems to be relieved but now notices that Martlet will reunify with him as he throws the soldier in the snow and runs back off as he wasted his time but got new information on what happened.

MINOR STORY: Fidget is seen picking fruit off a tree for food she can eat until she finds a group of small critters being attacked by wolves as Fidget quickly defeats it as the small animals gather around Fidget as she seems to be cuddles by them so she gives them her food which they all eat. Fidget and the small animals are attacked by a hoard of wolves as Fidget tries defending off as she learns Pyromancy for the first time by maxxing herself out and scaring the wolves away forever. Kumoko is seen practicing her webs and eating on small bus until she notices it and sees Fidget doing it, at first Kumoko does nothing but goes to Fidget telling her she did great as the two bond over to the river but then Fidget says she's affiliated to Hämsterviel as Kumoko has a small frown on her face knowing that they are destined to be enemies but she ignores that and tells Fidget her side but wishes no harm to her.

Both are seen with the small animals as they dance around together as Kumoko shows off her powers as Fidget shows off hers as they have a friendly competition as the small animals are seen amazed by it. The Afternoon comes as both say goodbye but Kumoko says that they can pretend to be enemies as Fidget agrees on next time.

<big>End Of Chapter 12</big>

Chapter 13: Noseybonk's Villainous Plan[edit | edit source]

In the skies, Martlet is seen travelling above the clouds away from Snowdin as she's taking Yukina to go to Oasis Valley. The Valley is where Martlet knows two people that will take care of Yukina and will make her safe from whenever Ren and his troops come because they don't suspect a thing from a small desert town near Death Desert AKA the harshest desert ever made according to crappy news websites that make tier lists of it. As the two are traveling, they talk and talk more as Yukina talks about more of Hiei and she has no clue why he is protecting her but she does consider him a friend but Martlet tells her that they might have a connection together which Yukina thinks that Hiei is some sort of guardian angel. Martlet says that Hiei is nowhere close to one from the last time she saw him but its a good guess.

As the two go near Hotland as Martlet and Yukina are burning up, a small kid being a jerk as usual decides to aim up his slingshot for practice against Martlet as the Rock successfully hits the weak spot of Martlet's wings to make her fall with Yukina but she covers her up very tight as both are destined to fall in Lava until Yukina uses her ice manipulation to make the ice appear as Martlet quickly recovers and both gets off the ice to a pathway in Hotland.

Martlet: *huff* *huff* I don't think I can fly for awhile

Yukina: Why, it was just a little rock.

Martlet: It hit my most sensitive spot inside my wings, that kid must've had a real good aim I guess.

Yukina: So what are we gonna do?

Martlet: Rest here in this town before i can recover, in the meantime, we can adventure here to see what's with this town as I have been here a couple of times but not a lot.

Both go off walking near Hotland pathways until they find Sans in a hot dog stand selling hot dogs to locals.

Sans: Oh hey Yukin-....Hey why are you here.

Yukina: Oh..I-I J-J

Sans: Im not mad kid, did something bad happen to Papyrus and if so, what are they.

Martlet: Well there was a guy named Ren and his dea-

Sans: Looks like that old dog is back at it again with old tricks, *turns to Yukina*, You must've thought I was on vacation well I was just here selling hot dogs for money and lets say I have over two-thousand dollars on this place since I make the best hot dogs but Im not leaving yet for awhile so you guys can just wait here or what but just tell nme what happened to Papyrus.

Martlet: Well Papyrus was rescued safely by me since I do know Papyrus from all the visits he made to our office.

Sans: Alright, i'll see you guys.

The two march on where near the Hotland High School is but Martlet decides to pass it saying that she was the smartest student in school when she was a teenager but never was appreciated by no one as even the teacher was fed up with her as she doesn't wanna bring up her days before the training of Chujin as Yukina tries to tell her that she can trust her but Martlet just moves on and then she suddenly remembers something.

Martlet: Hold on, I just remembered you can heal as like can you heal my wings which COULD OF MADE THE TIME MORE SHORTER TO GET THERE!!!!!!

Yukina: You could've told me or else I would be doing it with no consent which would anger you.

Martlet: Im so stupid *smacks her own head several times*

Yukina: *Heals her up* Now lets go

Martlet: Alright but every time I get injured, you heal me up ok?

Yukina: Ok

Martlet: Now lets go.

The both of them travel across and going several routes that leads to Oasis Valley leading to both of them in Death Desert where feral creatures down below try to attack but have no reach as vultures begin to attack Martlet but luckily she fends them off as she finally reaches Oasis Valley where the Ketsukane family is but is cut off once they knock at the door where Chujin greets them.

Hämsterviel is seen with his goggles on by making a gadget with all of his alien technology with him as he gathers parts to combine them together, the gadget being a full-blown deadly plasma gun that can shoot out plasma blasts that are two hot and will severely burn or even kill the target. As he almost finishes the gadget, Fenneko storms in and screams about him to get ready for their date and of course Hämsterviel is stunned as Fenneko tells him that they said about it yesterday.

Hämsterviel: Im in the middle of somethin-

Fenneko: MAYBE FINISH IT WHEN WE GET BACK ON OUR ROMANTIC DATE THAT YOU NEED TO GET READY ASAP AND HEAR HAVE THIS SUIT THAT I BOUGHT YOU WHEN WE WERE IN THAT CITY ONCE.

Hämsterviel: Wait how did you get that money?

Fenneko: Um-um-um-um........

Hämsterviel: YOU STOLE MY MONEY THAT TIME?

Fenneko: Well I can explai-

Hämsterviel: YOU DID IT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! THATS IT IM NOT GOING ON THE DATE AND IN FACT, YOU MUST PAY ME BACK NOW!

Fenneko: UGH YOU PISS ME OFF

Hämsterviel: YOU PISS ME OFF TOO

The couple begins to fight like cats and dogs or an old married couple until Fassad comes to break it down.

Fassad: OK, so I know you guys hate eachother for the moment but you do know I have the right money to pay both of you.....if you get me leftovers.

Fenneko: SHUT UP

Hämsterviel: HEY HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

*They still fight and the make out in front of Fassad*

Fassad: OH MY PORK THATS DISGUSTING *flees off*

Fenneko: I'll drive.....unfortunately.

Hämsterviel: Yeah since you must remember when my driver's license was revoked.

Fenneko: Yeah....

*Flashbacks to where Hämsterviel steals Nani's car only to crash it in a Police Station*

The two begins to drive off ready for their date as Hämsterviel has a suit on and Fenneko has a sexy dress on as they go to... a Steakhouse Bar? Anyways, they arrive to there looking all fancy with all the confused looks from other people but they don't care.

It cuts to Mr. Noseybonk in a alleyway sharpening his knife while getting a phone call from G&W screaming at him to finally do his job since Envy and Ristar has been stealing people's money and causing destruction just to see people suffer in there eyes as Noseybonk hangs up so he walks a lot until he sees both Hämsterviel and Fenneko in a Steakhouse due to the windows being very clear to see so he quickly hides to formulate his plan to back stab Hämsterviel to make him DIE and then quickly kill off Fenneko while fleeing off and have the protection of G&W in case police get involved so he gets in the vents to go to the kitchen where he knocks out a chef and disguises as one of them but still with the mask on as he wonders off seeing for Hämsterviel to get up as he does.....not.....does....not...yeah he just keeps getting up and getting down up as for some reason that Noseybonk doesn't know so he gets impatient and goes speedy for the hill until he trips on water when a sign says it as he mutters in his breath that he hates this place.

He then goes up again to try to kill Hämsterviel but the gerbil is surprised that some random guy in the mask wants to kill.

Hämsterviel: Who even are you *dodges his knife throw*

Mr. Noseybonk: ..................

Fenneko: Oh that's Mr. Noseybonk, some guy I saw on gore sites lmao.

Hämsterviel: WAIT GORE? Fenneko I think you're fucked up in the brain.

Fenneko: Oh I go on many, MANY websites you aren't aware about or even know the concept of yet.

Hämsterviel: ok.....*pulls his eyelids down after that fucked up stuff he heard about this man*

Noseybonk:............

Hämsterviel and Noseybonk keeps fighting as civilians and workers are scared but afraid to leave at any moment but Hämsterviel finally defeats Noseybonk in that awesome battle but the Police show up and calms everyone down as they accuse Hämsterviel for causing all this chaos into the restaurant as Fenneko tries to explain to him what happened but the Police ignore them and sets off Noseybonk to be free and is given free peppermints as he runs away laughing. As the Police monologue about him being a bad criminal, Hämsterviel and Fenneko devises a plan to play along as Hämsterviel would get "arrested" as we all know he can easily escape as Fenneko comes in playing pranks on them. They actually activate this immediately as Hämsterviel is thrown into the police station's own jail cell as he laughs in all of their faces as they just ignore them until Fenneko hijacks their power since its very easily as even the own Police have no clue on working on it as two police officers guard Hämsterviel if he escapes but luckily they are distracted from all the hi jinx that Fenneko is causing as water is flooding from the bathroom, and cards being flown left and right until two of the guards are hit by a crowbar that Fenneko uses as Hämsterviel chews on the bars and easily escapes.

It then cuts back to the lab where the police officers(both being the ones who arrested him and guarded his cell)wake up to them being stretched out in a pod where Hämsterviel told them not to mess with him as a needle pulls out as he pulls a blanket over their eyes. Their fates are unknown but are never shown ever again and its very funny that both Hämsterviel and Fenneko had their fancy outfit on the whole time til the end of the episode.

<big>End Of Chapter 13</big>

Chapter 14: The Ketsukane Estate[edit | edit source]

It starts right back on the scene of Chujin opening the door from last chapter as he's surprised that Martlet is here and especially with someone he has never seen before but greets them. Martlet cuts to the chase about Yukina needing to stay somewhere to be safe and protected from Ren and his death squads. Chujin lets them in as his wife, Ceroba, is also there too as all four of them are at a dinner table. As Chujin and Ceroba head out to do their things after talking at the Dinner Table, Martlet tells Yukina that Chujin was her mentor once on training to be a Royal Guard like she always wanted but he was always a little weird and can easily use blackmail against her if she ever criticizes him.

Yukina: Which blackmail would he use against you?

Martlet: Chujin knows a fact about me that I have held secret for years and he has possibly told Ceroba that too so I have to be careful around them but I just know you can be good friends with both of them but here's a small flip phone I got from a yard sell as Snowdin awhile back so use this to call me whenever you want ok?

Yukina: Oh ok well good luck

Martlet: Well cya Yukina

*Martlet leaves Yukina in the dining room as she heads up to Chujin downstairs*

Martlet: Chujin....

Chujin: Oh what is it Martlet, maybe you could stay here for awhile since its been like a year since you came.

Martlet: No I'm not staying here but do you know what Starlo and his gang has been up to, I just wanna know.

Chujin: I don't care about them, tell Ceroba that she might know.

Martlet: But aren't you near them every day since the Wild East is basically the place next door?

Chujin: I said I don't CARE about them.

Martlet: Sheesh I just wanted to know but don't do anything stupid and make Yukina into a guinea pig of yours, she already has it rough.

Chujin: Yeah I'm not evil like Gre-i mean like Satan or Lex Luthor.

Martlet: Well cya *flees off*

Chujin: *starts monologuing* Martlet oh Martlet, she has no other people to talk to so she goes to us because we are all she knows and the reason why she's lonely is because of her stupid puzzles and contraptions that the people of Snowdin are tired of. I just hope she learns that she is just a personal dog of Undyne...oh how much I used to like the Royal Guard when I trained her. She trusted me so much that she told me her biggest secret and I could just use it whenever I want and she KNOWS that. Yukina though probably is just some random girl that Martlet was dumb enough to bring her here rather than y'know at a orphanage. Martlet is currently in the Wild East and I just despise Starlo for trying to get with Ceroba. Now time to do more scientific work for myself as al-

Yukina: Um is this where my room is?

Chujin: U-Uh how the hel- I mean why are you over here downstairs?

Yukina: I just want to know where my room is.

Chujin: The Guest Room is near the bathroom if you know where that is.

Yukina: Oh thank you Mr. Ketsukane.

Chujin: Just call me Chujin

Yukina: Oh alright.

At the night, everything is calm as Yukina stays in the guest room wondering to herself that she likes it here however none of her stuff back at Sans house is here and there's no TV there so she starts playing on her flip-phone as the only game on there is Snake which Yukina gets bored and sleeps instantly. Its morning and its still has a calm tone as its a great breakfast at the Estate as Yukina is talking to Ceroba more as they have a friendly bond with eachother. Hours pass as all three are at the basement where Chujin is showing off his stuff to Yukina as she's nice and says it's great. However, Ceroba does a joke on one of the creations as Yukina laughs soon hard that she sheds a single tear which turns into a gem. She leaves the room as both of them are staring at the gem so Chujin puts it in his lab and tells Ceroba that they're gonna be RICH so he can pay his debt to Greed but first they need to abuse her and make her cry for all of eternity. Ceroba questions this on how Martlet will react once they see this but Chujin assures she won't as he accessed to Yukina's bag earlier and found her phone while destroying it right now.

Yukina overheard everything from the other room as she knows that crying was gonna bring them to be desperate and want to torture her just like Ren so she flees off crying from the house in search for Martlet. Meanwhile, a certain Homunculus arrives....

Greed: *Breaks through the door* Hey Chujin, do you got the money?

Chujin: Please just one more day please.

Greed: How many times I allowed you to have it delayed while you only payed 67% of the money you owe me for your stupid projects and experiments for freelancing work to other whatever you call them. Pay me back in an hour or prepare something....cruel.

Chujin: I do have one solution.

Greed: Spit it out.

Chujin: There's this girl with mint-green hair and an outfit similar to my Wife's clothing, I need to catch her over the gems she makes while crying.

Greed: Oh yeah I heard of this story before, its like she's apart of the Koorime which is some secret race lost to time or something like that, what you're looking for nearly impossible and just outright wasting my time.

Chujin: Her name is Yukina, do you know anything about her.

Greed: Um, doesn't ring a bell.

Chujin: You must know since you know about the Koorime.

Greed: Look. if you believe in this figure so much than go rush and catch her but you better pay up.

Chujin: C'mon Ceroba, lets go and...bye Greed.

Greed: Bye Dumbass.

Chujin: UGHHHH

It cuts to Yukina chasing deep in the sand as she finally see's Martlet resting near a swing-set as Yukina screams out that Ceroba and Chujin are planning to abuse her like what Ren did. Martlet is startled but believes her as she plans a way out before being stopped by Ceroba who is menacingly standing there with Chujin watching in the background.

Ceroba: Just give her over and everything will be alright Martlet, we just need her for the gems and we'll give her right back I promise.

Martlet: NO, I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO TREAT HER THIS WAY AND YOU DID IT RIGHT BEHIND MY BACK. JUST GIVE UP ON THE WHOLE ORDEAL OR I FIGHT YOU CEROBA!

Ceroba: Well *swings her staff* don't you wanna still talk it out mo-

Martlet: IM TELLING YOU, GO AWAY O-OR I'LL USE EVERY FEATHER I HAVE TO BATTLE YOU!

Ceroba: Well lets begin shall we, birdbrain.

The two start fighting like crazy, Martlet is attacking at all sides while Ceroba is using her staff to spit out projectiles to attack Martlet which hurts her but not enough for Martlet to fist Ceroba each time as Ceroba gets fed up with it. They attack back in fourth while both are sweating like crazy. Chujin is watching and doesn't know what to do other than to steal Yukina while the two are fighting so he tries to grab Yukina but she kicks him right back and she feels so guilty of doing it. Ceroba is winning against Martlet as Ceroba cusses at her and says many derogatory remarks at her saying she will NEVER be a woman and will always be the insufferable bird back in High School. Martlet rages but is immediately stopped by Ceroba but Martlet screams out for Yukina to do something as Yukina doesn't want to but Martlet just tells her that it's ok and just freezing her won't kill her so Yukina listens and does this for the first time to freeze her up as an attack as Ceroba instantly loses.

Chujin flees back only to see Greed right there asking for the money that Chujin still owes him. Chujin hasn't sold the gem yet but gives it to Greed as a last resort followed up for some money and suckers he has in his wallet as Greed throws the gem to far beyond and grabs Chujin and takes him somewhere possibly to torture him. Martlet and Yukina are seen walking off as a shadowy figure arrives and it's revealed to be....Hiei.

Mr. Game & Watch and Kumoko are seen at the mines because of rumors of mythical stones appearing as G&W wants them for power as Kumoko repeatedly tells him that its just a fairy tail but he obviously doesn't listens. The Death Squad are there too digging up some resources but not the want that G&W wants as the whole squad feels like they're doing this to waste time but as hours pass on, G&W listens to Kumoko about this Mine having nothing that he wants so he calls it off before stumbling somewhere of a somewhat colonized place as G&W grabs books about stuff but it was mostly the boring ones but he was focused on ones that says he'll get powerful for doing what or finding whatever it is while Kumoko is taking a break as she whip lashes the Death Squad Soldiers to do more work.

Ren hangs up on the phone with Butch Hartman's secretary on how he will not be funding the group as Ren fists his hands but calms down as Butch Hartman was a false hope to begin with.

<big>End Of Chapter 14</big>

Chapter 15: Horizon's End[edit | edit source]

Hiei comes straight out of nowhere as he follows both Martlet and Yukina until the two quickly notice footsteps behind them and that realize that it's Hiei. Martlet screams in joy and hugs him as Hiei doesn't show the affection back.

Martlet: ARE YOU ALIVE OR AM I HALLUCINATING?

Hiei: Yeah im fine, why are you acting like this?

Martlet: Oh nothing probably i saw you FALL in a hole of DARKNESS!

Hiei: Didn't know you cared enough.

Martlet: WHAT? I SPENT HOURS LOOKING FOR YOU AND JUST FOR YOU TO ACT LIKE A DUMMY!

Yukina: U-Uh whats happening

Hiei: To cut the chase about this, i was briefly with Martlet for her "adventure" she always wanted to do with someone on her raft until it broke near the pipe engines and i fell to a city where Kurama was at with his mom. You don't need to learn more about this Yukina like its basically nothing.

Yukina: You always tell me nothing and you act like a big deal isn't worth anything.

Hiei:.....

Yukina: And how come you keep following me and never telling me anything on why you're protecting me like i think you're keeping a secret on me.

Hiei:.....

Martlet: Um Hiei, she's asking you a question.

Hiei: I don't have time for stuff like these now lets get going.

Yukina: You're n-not gonna say anything?

Hiei: Im sorry Yukina, i always run off when i have the chance to about you and this time i think i was very wrong so i mea-

*Greed comes in unexpectedly*

Greed: You guys thought you were done with me, i deserve some reward for freeing you two and WOAH looks like we have a new kid in the block.

Martlet: Oh great, another narcissist.

Greed: So as a reward, i heard from a little birdie that the whining bitch over there could give me any gems instantly by crying so i propose a deal. That girl over there would give me some of her gems by crying in exchange for me to leave you guys alone and possibly i will protect you just like what i did over there unintentionally for you guys.

Hiei: Get lost asshole.

Greed: Tch, Looks like we have Timmy Tough Knuckles over here so i'll offer you a discount.

*He snapped his fingers, and from behind him stumbled Chujin, bandaged and terrified.*

Greed: Look at him, so weak and bruised up, maybe this will happen to YOU if you don't give me the gems.

Hiei: *Gets ready to battle* Lets dance then.

Martlet: Please i don't want another battle like im too weak to fight right now.

*Yukina angrily walks up to Greed*

Yukina: Here have it, i don't care.

Greed: You’re a sweet one just not like your spiky-haired friend over there heh.

Hiei: IM GONNA RIP YOU TO PIE-

*Before Hiei can get even more angrier, Greed and Chujin are nowhere to be seen which can be them just leaving very quickly*

Hiei: Yukina, why did you fold so easily?

Yukina: Im tired of enough fighting for today

Hiei: Tired?

Martlet: She's tired of enough fighting today Hiei, maybe we as kind souls don't wanna go around fighting people every-day like bloodthirsty lunatics. Besides, she helped me in defeating Ceroba....that loser....she..she betrayed me as i thought we were in a good friendship together.

Hiei: Im sorry again, i didn't know you two had it rough.

Yukina: Its ok Hiei, i forgive you.

Martlet: Now i could only carry one of you on my back to.....um........i don't know.

Hiei: Me and Yukina can easily be carried with someone like you and i could carry the directions on where we'll be going.

Martlet: Yeah only if you drop your sword down.

Hiei: Fine, but if im dead, im haunting you forever.

Martlet: I'll take my chances *wink*

Martlet begins flying off with Yukina and Hiei on her back as they fly off from the desert to the afternoon skies as a montage plays out of them soaring above many different places which were also shown last time when Martlet had only Yukina. After soaring for hours, Martlet finally stops at a small house which she is confused about being the real one as Hiei assures her that its the real one despite earlier on the ride that the whole thing is awesome and based as fuck. Martlet knocks at the door which Kurama and Duster show up.

Kurama: Looks like you brought visitors Hiei and say is that the Yukina you was talking about a lot earlier? *Points at Yukina*

Hiei: Yes its her.

Kurama: Hmmmm alright, she looks like an adorable bean.

Yukina: Um thanks.

Kurama: Your welcome.

Duster: Hmmm they look like good additions to our group in fighting.

Kurama: Duster, i know Yukina isn't but im not sure of the blue bird.

Martlet: Wait, Hiei, why didn't you tell me you had a whole group while i was gone? I thought we were gonna have a continuation on our adventure.

Kurama: He said you were nothing when we talked about you, though Hiei might be wrong about that one.

Martlet: SO HE TRIED TO GET RID OF MY EXISTENCE TO YOU?

Kurama: Pretty much yeah.

Hiei: Besides Martlet, why would I, it was so brief when we met.

Martlet: So you don't care about me?

Hiei: I DO CARE, its just i had no other way into explaining you.

Duster: Um so can they come in now?

Kurama: Yeah we been talking nonsense since Hiei came with them.

*Everyone is at the small house until the underground is revealed when everyone goes down there*

Martlet: How could you all afford this?

Hiei: An abandoned house we found and it looked liked a secret lair for some villain that nobody saw. Probably because the underground was locked and we had hours just to get the whole place down to look since we saw papers of it's existence. We then cleaned everything like EVERYTHING and then we customized on what it should have or look like. Duster didn't help as he was too busy taking jogs miles away.

Duster: Well its not my fault i was dragged into this mess when all i was doing is to adventure everywhere.

Martlet: Woah, you sound like the perfect person i would be with on my adventures.

Duster: *blushes* Thanks giant blue bird.

Martlet: The name's Martlet, sorry i didn't say it earlier.

Duster: My bad, sorry.

Martlet: You don't have to apologize, its all my fault.

Yukina: Yeah and whats your name?

Duster: Well Yukina, my name is Duster and don't confuse it with someone else in here.

Yukina: Um who is it.

*Dust comes in*

Dust: Why do we have people other than our core group here and....woah who's the girl in the robe.

Hiei: She's Yukina.

Dust: Woah....she looks so pretty and sexy and-

*Hiei begins smacking Dust so hard many times that Dust cries and flees off*

Kurama: That was a bit harsh.

Hiei: He deserved it for doing questionable remarks at Yukina.

Yukina: Im ok Hiei, though he does look like a weirdo to me.

Hiei: Of course he is one, but he's here because we need him to be on.....side-missions yeah.

Martlet: Well im happy that Yukina finally has somewhere to stay that's actually safe on her. Just know i'll be back sometimes to watch on Yukina and you guys but cya, *flees off flying*.

Hiei: Well Yukina, i don't have an entire room dedicated to you but there's one up there if you want too.

Yukina: Well thanks but i have something to ask you.

Hiei: Hm

Yukina: Well you didn't finish what you were saying before, why's that?

Hiei: *tries to think up a lie* Do you know your father right?

Yukina: Mr. Bean?

Hiei: *Shivers* Yeah him, well he wanted me to protect you at all costs and i did his promise.

Yukina: Well ok, i don't think i'll be staying here for a long time but im glad to be here.

Hiei: Yeah..me too.

Minutes begin to count down on the clock as Kurama is seen laughing with Yukina and Duster is practicing his guitar which makes Hiei have a smile. The last scene of shows Dust trying to avoid Hiei's presence before being caught and thrown off outside as the chapter ends.

<big>End Of Chapter 15</big>

Chapter 16: Enter: Jumba Jookiba[edit | edit source]

Streets are filled with emptiness as Envy scatters around impersonating as a police officer by stealing people's wallets and money while committing actual crimes as a police officer himself. Vandalizing everywhere while not giving a fuck as Envy beats down innocent people for no reason and soon as Envy leaves to go actually but things with another form, he soon sees a big fat alien type thingy laying down on the streets with a newspaper covering him up to lessen the cold air around him but Envy is curious and goes up to him.

Envy: Who the hell are you? like you're definitely not around here.

???: Well, i am Dr. Jumba Jook-

Envy: Wow, i don't care, but why some creature like you hanging around this town, i literally never seen anyone like you EVER in my life and im even more confused on why you sound Russian but elaborate please.

Jumba: Well i was from Quelte Quan, some planet that has been destroyed years ago because of a certain FUCKING IDIOT...but i was exiled a long time ago due to me being a bad child to say the least so i was in a orphanage and other stuff i don't want to talk to a stranger about but then i was in Hawaii and was banished over here with no money and now im homeless.

Envy: There's like slums somewhere else you can be but i just feel like kidnapping you because what you said might be reliable information for Ren like i don't know, it sounds good.

Jumba: Uh ok.

Envy then makes Jumba, whom didn't even put up a fight, sleepy with one of the needles found on the streets as Envy tries picking him up but to no avail so he calls up Mr. Noseybonk to come and 10 minutes later as both carries Jumba to the HQ. When they get there, Ren is focusing on his battle plans while dancing to Happy Happy Joy Joy but gets interrupted by Envy who brings Jumba there. Ren forces Ristar to look this guy up as they wake up Jumba painfully by screaming in his ears.

Ristar: Ok so whats his name again?

Ren: I don't know, hey whats your name um purple thingy.

Jumba: My name is Jumba Jookiba, though your not gonna get much information from me.

Ren: Oh really, seriously i think Envy just wasted my time here.

Envy: NO I DIDN'T BASTARD.

Ristar: Oh, OH, i just got lots of information about this dude and the websites point this dude into making illegal experiments with....Dr. Hämsterviel?

Ren: YOU..YOU..YOU'RE AFFILIATED WITH THAT JERKASS BITCH?

Jumba: IM NOT, im actually not affilated with him anymore since 2002 or 2001, i can't remember years like that.

Ristar: Jumba is right, he's actually listed as ruining Hämsterviel's plans and is a mad scientist that we might use for our advantage.

Ren: Brilliant!

Ren begins putting him in a hostage room with guards for more information later as Ristar finds more and more stuff about him and lots of his illegal experiments now controlled by the State of Hawaii as some are scattered around since some has an intelligence of a regular person like one called Angel which Ristar calls hot and sexy but not hot enough like his ultimate crush, Hatsune Miku. Ren puts aside these information and starts abusing Jumba inside for information on Hämsterviel as Jumba keeps saying he will never tell so Ren gives up....for now.

Mr. Game & Watch on the other hand makes his book published called "Anatomy Of A Furry" which is all of his political ideas about society and everything negative about the furry species as tons of soliders read it and thinks its a certain masterpiece until one says its too fascist which G&W kills him in front of all the soldiers to tell them to NEVER disrespect his book. Kumoko starts eating his body and flesh and goes outside to train even more with a karate handband by decimating people that goes near the HQ at all.

Hämsterviel is seen mindlessly switching channel's as Fidget tries dragging him up to do something but Hämsterviel only wants to watch TV. She then brings out a small hammer to use it on Hämsterviel to get him to stop but it backfires as Hämsterviel grabs her as he goes to his lab and puts her in a cage but feels bad when she starts begging to be out and Hämsterviel lets her out as Fidget is constantly apologizing and saying sorry.

Hämsterviel then thinks of a "brilliant" idea to test one of his gadgets on her which was a humanoid gadget but it made her look like someone with a Fidget fursona so Hämsterviel regretted doing that and began working on something to fix it as Fidget is going around and telling Fassad her new look and he's disturbed by it. She goes around town and not treated as a pet but still she looks a little disturbing as she is caught by Dust himself.

Dust prior to this was in Hiei's group but last night, he left because he thought Hiei was a loser but still is affiliated to them because he did a note saying he was which is now in the possession of Kurama. Dust gets flustered by Fidget and hugs, kisses, and brings her over somewhere that Dust knows and a perfect spot for them to hang out alone but not BF/GF yet. As Hämsterviel is trying to find her when he rushed into making it, he sees both onto the streets and encounters them.

Dust the learns out by Hämsterviel that Fidget's current form now isn't her real one but Dust refuses for Hämsterviel to shoot her with it and make her back into her own form so Hämsterviel and Dust spent minutes arguing on it until Fidget gets the thing and shoots herself with it to prove her actual form to Dust which she feels guilty about only showing him that form. Instead, Dust gets more flustered and gives Fidget his phone number before going off somewhere since he doesn't wanna see Hämsterviel again today. Fenneko is then practicing her speed around the lawn as Fassad offers to make barbecue so he does as four of them hang out around the lawn and eating some barbecue ribs.

<big>End Of Chapter 16</big>

Chapter 17: Blood Moon(NON-CANON)[edit | edit source]

Ren is seen counting money on the table in the afternoon while ordering Ristar to give him more coffee due to Ren being very tired for not sleeping. Ren then checks up on Jumba Jookiba, still in the interrogation room all alone and cold until he can confess. Ren notices that its a Blood Moon on Halloween and knows something bad will happen so he orders up the troops to defend in case something goes wrong.

Meanwhile, the streets and towns are filled with Halloween decorations as Hämsterviel, Fassad, and Fenneko head out for a costume party at a bar but the three argued a lot about costumes to either have a duo or a trio but it already has been decided now. Hämsterviel is dressed as a Vampire, Fassad is dressed like a Mafia Boss, and Fenneko is dressed as the devil so the three head off for the afternoon to the bar until the three see a familiar face and an unknown one which is revealed to be both Hiei and Kurama.

Hämsterviel: HEY!, AREN'T YOU THAT ONE PERSON WHO VANDALIZED MY HOUSE?

Kurama: Hmm you never told me about this Hiei.

Hämsterviel: Who's this guy with the red hair?

Fenneko: Yeah this guy looks like someone who would go on Twitter 24/7

Kurama: I am Kurama and i have no idea what that little thingy in the devil costume means by that but the reason why we're here today is that Hiei here wants you three to take his twin sister Trick-or-Treating.

Hiei: Yeah and don't tell her that I'm her twin-brother alright, I WILL find out immediately you hear me.

Hämsterviel: Well I literally don't trust you guys, so no.

Fassad: Yeah he's right, why would we trust you guys like do we get something in advance or you're using us which is a villainous plan mwahahah.

Fenneko: And why aren't you taking your dear sister out like you're just gonna give her up to a few strangers.

Hiei: To answer all of your questions, I will say that I will trust you guys as allies and what you get is some Katana's and some other swords because I feel like I don't need them due to me practicing more of my physical combat and you Hämsterviel are the only person in this town that I knew from before. And I already proved my trustworthy by telling you a deep secret in return for your trust towards me.

Kurama: Were gonna be leaving right now for looking out for the Red Moon or the Blood Moon also Yukina is over there reading something under a tree all the way over there.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>The both leave*

Fenneko: So does this mean we can still have beer or can't.

Hämsterviel: Didn't you just heard him, she's Trick-or-Treating and I don't think people above the age of 21 do that unless it's an joke.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>The three meet Yukina as it seems like she is wearing a cute nurse outfit*

Hämsterviel: *thinks to himself* She looks nothing like a twin sister like I could understand that they could be siblings but not what I expected for his twin sister to look like*

Fenneko: Well hey Yukina, we were told by a........douchebag that wanted us to take you go Trick-or-Treating.

Yukina: I already heard of it, that's why I was waiting here.

Fenneko: Um what book are you reading?

Yukina: A book about lots of Dragons, I rented this one out at a library.

Fenneko: Oh that's neat wel-

Yukina: Also my costume is SOOO good that it won two times in the Snowdin Costume Ranking each year. I could've won again if it wasn't for that stupid Chihuahua.

Hämsterviel: Hmmm that means you have a negative connection to Ren, please tell me more about this Yukina.

Yukina: Well he abused me and kept me in a cage for the first time because he was capturing innocent demons down there and I was rescued by Hiei and lived with Sans and Papyrus which are the funniest people anyone will ever meet and the second time he hunted again probably for the same thing but with an army now but I was freed from Martlet and some weird stuff after that and now I'm here. I have a theory that he just wants to kill me for my connection to Hiei which has been in my mind for awhile after that but I really wanna enjoy Halloween so lets go please.

Hämsterviel: Now I know a little bit more but yeah let's go and what about that one guy who was with Hiei the last time i saw him.

Yukina: Uh what does he look like?

Hämsterviel: Short hair, a blue shirt, some kind of reddish-pinkish pants and a belt.

Fassad: Plus his breath stinks.

Yukina: Oh that's Duster, he's really nice and I think he's at Subway right now to be the guy giving out candy there.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Cuts to Duster in a Leatherface costume giving out candy to people outside Subway but the kids get terrified of him and especially when Duster runs out for one of them when they forgot their candy*

Hämsterviel: Ohhhh I got it now, thanks Yukina.

Fenneko: Um I thought you would be in a grumpy mood when our plans of going into the bar was ruined.

Hämsterviel: Eh, It really doesn't matter, we have some at home to get drunk.

Fenneko: Oh ok, well my friend Retsuko is going to the bar and I really don't wanna miss out on it so see ya guys.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Fenneko leaves and then comes right back when Retsuko canceled it due to Karaoke tonight with a simple text on her phone*

Hämsterviel:........

Fenneko: Shut up

Hämsterviel: Looks like you're still trick-or-treating with us babe.

Fenneko: *blushes* Alright lets go.

It enters a montage of all four of them going into several places and messing around by littering and spray-painting people's houses while Yukina face palms but doesn't do anything about it since they're helping her get LOTS of candy. Hell, they take full bowls outside only for Yukina to have it but four of them notice the Red Moon outside as its much more darker as time passes by and right as soon as they ended their run, a red aura seems to fill the town up as they try to leave. Envy and Noseybonk appear scaring kids just to get one type of specific candy and that being Sweetarts because its so fucking good.

The rain seems to be literal blood as creatures come out as kids run out screaming as the fog turns into literal red dusts of human-like creatures paralayizing anyone it punches or beats down. Hämsterviel actually sees Envy and Noseybonk right across and uses the help of Fenneko to follow them in the right path to chase both Envy and Noseybonk as they keep fighting them but can't keep fighting all of them so they try to run but Envy disguises himself as one of them leading to him being sorta safe meanwhile Noseybonk is running still. Beasts still appear as Yukina forms a ice shield but beasts come to attack leading Fassad to use PK Shield to protect himself and Yukina and is healed in the process because earlier he was scratched by one. These Beasts appear like creatures similar to the main guy in Altered Beast and appear in hoards but Duster in a Leatherface costume appears with a chainsaw to cut as many as possible as the Blood rain appears to stop and the beasts are all succumbed to dirt.

Everyone is safe and sound as Hiei watched the whole thing a far and actually gives Hämsterviel the Katana's and Swords and both now has mutual respect towards eachother but Hiei still thinks he isn't gonna be totally allied with him and just some faction to use against Ren. Hämsterviel feels the same way as Hiei does like using his faction to use against Ren and not actual allies but Hämsterviel is still thinking on this approach. Also Hämsterviel, Fassad, and Fenneko arrive home only for Fidget to destroy the living room up because apparently a rat was in the house and she was trying to chase it as the three are already very tired and just fall in the ruined couch for sleep.

<big>End Of Chapter 17</big>

Chapter 18: Jumba's Confession[edit | edit source]

Jumba is seen sitting in the cold interrogation room, he has only been given Water but nothing to eat as he starves. He wonders to himself if he would confess just to get out of here but then again he would be Homeless again. The only way he thinks to himself is that he could join Ren which he hesitates but its the only way he won't be homeless again so he pushes a button.

Death Squad Soldier: Jumba, you have pressed a button for any assistance, what do you want?

Jumba: I wanna talk to Ren and to confess.

Death Squad Soldier: Affirmative, he'll be here in about a minute.

*Jumba waits until Ren comes with a smirk ready for Jumba to confess*

Ren: About damn time, are you actually real about this or just lying for a way to escape.

Jumba: I actually want to tell you about it.

Ren: Alright but if its absolute nothing, I'm gonna kill you right now YOU HEAR ME EEEDIOT!

Jumba: I understand Ren well where should I start hmmmmm..oh yea-

Ren: I don't have TIME!

Jumba: Ok ok, well it starts back a long time ago....I was in a pla-

Ren: I JUST WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HÄMSTERVIEL!!

Jumba: Im not gonna say anything until you stop interrupting me.

Ren: Fine, just don't be too slow alright.

Jumba: Ok, well it starts when Hämsterviel was an alien birthed in a small planet, I don't know which planet it was but it definitely wasn't Quelte Quan AKA my home planet. I consider his race to be very smart and he was likely one of the smartest ever birthed there or the dumbest ones which I don't know for certain. He was then banished from his home planet for being a disgrace and stepping over the white line all the time.

Ren: Im sorry but that's the main reason why he was banished?

Jumba: Yes, I knew you were gonna say that because I myself also agree of that being stupid as fuck but eh I don't care.

Ren: Well continue.

Jumba: He was then given an evacuation ship that only went to a place where they consider to be "too unsuitable for aliens" which is the planet we breath in right now. He crashed near somewhere in Germany, particularly near the border of France which explains him speaking both languages and was easy for him to adapt in the environment but the town he was in was in poverty and he could wander for hours just to get food and drinks because he was a very small orphan. Mind you he was young and he barely survived in the town he was in so when he migrated to the very north of Germany, he wanted to be somewhere with opportunity and went to one of the ships that hosted migration illegally. He sneaked in pretty easily and survived on crumbs inside there and took days or even weeks to land in the area he was in only to pass out. He was then took care of by a lady who ran the orphanage nearby and that's where I come in the story.

*Jumba takes a big breath before talking again*

Jumba: I was also banished from my home planet but for reasons that their was a war going on, a Civil War, and my parents wanted me safe but I crash landed near the Orphanage and was considered a monster by everyone but not in the Orphanage where I belonged as someone who was respected and cared about. Me and Hämsterviel became best friends quickly as we were the smartest duo in the Orphanage by helping everyone and showcased our small inventions to people. We hanged out with Isabelle and Digby who were twins and were younger than us but certainly was very fun back there as we used to play near the dirt and play board games. Oh how I miss those days.

*Showcases many flashbacks of the four playing together like running around and playing tag*

Jumba: We then both grew up and became more smarter but we were getting more older and our life aging is very different so we went to High School as a age that we shouldn't have but we desperately begged to be in there until the Lady got tired of our begging and then agreed by signing us up for it. We got bullied, especially me, but we were both the smartest and having honor classes and extra curriculum. We then formed a band that pioneered Grunge before it was even started so you could say that Me, Hämsterviel, Marmalade, and Haida though Haida did nothing but sing for us. Haida was the most popular and got babes left and right when we knew he never wrote anything and had no experience in music other than his excellent singing voice. The band collapsed when Haida started making about everything associated with the band all about him and got deals left and right as we got nothing. Haida then went to obscurity after the whole ordeal and never went out making songs for the public again, who knows where he's out now. Hämsterviel would then try to be in a villainous group because he was very interested with those kind of stuff while I was trying to apply for Universities left and right and he went to jail for a year once they got caught. He came back and easily went to a Univeristy with me despite being in prison before as I really don't know how he convinced them over but that's a mystery nobody can solve until that bastard says it online or something.

Ren: *pushes a button and specifically wants Ristar to come out*

Ristar: What is it boss?

Ren: GIVE ME AND JUMBA SOME TEA RIGHT NOW, I AM THIRSTY.

Ristar: *sigh* Alright *heads off mumbling on how Ren treats him horribly and then comes back with the tea*

Ren: Thanks Ristar now get outta here and don't come back.

Ristar: Ok Boss *leaves off*

*Jumba begins talking again as Ren is really interested learning more after what Jumba confessed a lot of information prior to the disturbance*

Jumba: He then met Dr. Doe who wanted to be a close partner to Hämsterviel and wanted me out of the question but the harsh stuff she did to him during that period, I can know why Hämsterviel is scared of her but knowing you Ren, you might try to recruit her but that's worthless as she would never partner up with you knowing both of your personalities.

Ren: That's harsh.

Jumba: But anyways, he got his degree and that's why he has the "Dr." in his name. He then would try to become a famous villain by trying to partner up with Dr. Eggman who had similar ideas to Hämsterviel as both are evil scientists like me but Hämsterviel failed and was ditched by the Eggman. This is where me and him would partner up and create tons of illegal experiments to showcase to the Galactic Federation. Hämsterviel had a magic shop to fund all of this for me and him to work on it, though I worked more than him due to him having less time because of the Magic Shop. It all went downhill because of our differences in the project leading to Stitch and Hämsterviel wanted to steal all the experiments to himself leading to him being locked behind a jail cell which he easily got out of. I then wanted to capture Stitch with the help of Pleakley but my heart warmed up by helping Stitch escape because of one little girl named Lilo which I highly respect and was even acting out as a dad for her. I want to talk about a certain somebody named Gantu whom is a bitch and was always soulless so seeing him and Hämsterviel's faliure to capture Stitch and many other experiments was a good moment indeed. The both of them, with Reuben too, failed each time from their stupid endeavors of trying to capture the Expeirments again.

*Jumba then sips his tea*

Jumba: Everything was good until Hämsterviel actually succeeded with the Leroy clones and the help of others, including my creations of Bonnie and Clyde who defected to him. He the coup'd the Galactic Federation and began attacking on planets and destroying them including mine which i found out years later due articles about it on a secret alien web-server that only a few on this earth had but I went homeless when Cobra Bubbles forced me out of Hawaii. But I'm getting side-tracked, I was at a stage during that time when I was really scared because i didn't know he had the balls to do such thing and he even mutated Stitch into a monster that made Lilo cry but he was then defeated with the help of many others but he flees as the others went to jail. I never contacted him after that as he went into sooooo much stuff in the past years and all of us are suffering. Lilo, Nani, and David are at Soup Kitchens and Slums in Hawaii, my experiments are controlled by the state-government of Hawaii, and Pleakley lives alone doing drugs. If only if that major event didn't happen.

Ren: Are you done?

Jumba: Yes.

Ren: Oh my god, you explained into soo much detail that I really like you more than Envy, Noseybonk, and Ristar combined even though they help me a lot. So that's why I hire you to be the main scientist and you should make projects under me. I want to give you money, this place to stay at, food, and drinks but if you are against me in any way by rejecting stuff on what I do. I will get you executed.

Jumba: Thank you so much Ren.

Ren: Yeah and I have soo much information about everything, and don't worry, I knew information about him after that incident you talked about due to websites covering him. I probably didn't think it was useful but after hearing all that, you should be highly respected around here.

Ren and Jumba flees off to the battle plan room as Ren smirks knowing he has one more trick up his sleeve against Hämsterviel and even others that try being against him. Meanwhile, G&W and Kumoko are training so G&W can get her more stronger and to level up. They both get tired and G&W heads out to meet Jumba which the both have a handshake and after hearing that Jumba told Ren everything, G&W gets excited because he despises Hämsterviel and wishes everything to be bad for him.

The three then play a game with Russian Roulette with an soldier because Ren is feeling hyped up and wants to play a game he always wanted to but didn't felt pumped up for it. Jumba fears his life as G&W knows that the bullet doesn't affect him but the real victim is the soldier who dies as Ren laughs at his dead body and orders Kumoko to eat the remains of the unlucky soldier. Jumba then knows that these people are crazy and evil and he shouldn't have confessed but he had no choice as he flees off to get fresh air.

<big>End Of Chapter 18</big>

Chapter 19: The Devil's Nest[edit | edit source]

Gantu is seen walking in the rain travelling everywhere ever since he was deported in the middle of nowhere because of Cobra Bubbles exiling him because the government sent him there. Gantu was traveling with Reuben on where to go until he was taken from secret agents as even Gantu didn't know about which led him trying to chase them off until they disappeared. Gantu gave up on trying to find him and went more further east to the town of Dublith where he wanted to have a place to stay at but he has no money and lived off in slums for safety. Outside seems dark and rainy so Gantu has no idea where he's going until he meets a pub named The Devil's Nest. Gantu enters and tries to order a beer while Greed is annoyed at him.

Greed: Hey buddy, don't you see we're closed.

Gantu: My apologies, I just want a drink of beer.

Greed: Wait, I never seen someone like you before around here and I know EVERYONE around here. Where'd you come from?

Gantu: *sigh* I came from an Icy Planet but I could say I was in Hawaii before too, I used to work for the Galactic Federation until I was fired and had to work under my boss. I then got into jail and then a whole bunch of shit happened that led me to be exiled.

Greed: Looks like you're tired and I could tell you've been suffering a lot.

Gantu: Maybe you could give me a job here so I could get money to buy a place for myself?

Greed: How about this, you will stay here free of charge so you can have a roof under your head but you obey me.

Gantu: Hmm this sounds like a good deal as I will be loyal to you no matter what however my goal is to get Reuben back however I don't know where is.

Greed: We can do that after the Ohio Tournament.

Gantu: Whats that.

Greed: Oh its like nothing, defiantly not one of the biggest fighting tournaments IN THE WORLD!

Gantu: Oh I must live under a rock then.

Greed: Yeah, you do, well anyways *goes to a different room* I do see the potential in you Gantu and I consider you great help in my plans to WIN the tournament. Well here's my gang and starting off with Tien.

Tien: *Meditates*

Greed: Yeah he's busy right now but he's like the strongest of our group....maybe second strongest because I exist of cource.

Tien: I heard that Greed.

Greed: Oops sorry Tien.

Tien: *Returns to Meditate*

Greed: Well here's Martel, as the writer couldn't come up with new names so he removed one letter from another character and tweaked it a bit and called it a day, she's a Chimera that's a Human with snake abilities that the legendary Dr. Insano! worked on however she escaped.

Martel: Yo

Greed: Here's Karina, my Girlfriend.

Karina: Hey baby.

Greed: Some people we respect down here like Tien's friend named Yamcha and various others. And oh yeah I forgot about you Dolcetto.

Dolcetto: Hmph.

Greed: So yeah that's my main group, now prove us that you're strong like us and we'll actually let you in

Gantu: Alright, *begins to show out his powerhouse moves and his guns which almost shoots Martel and he goes crazy as Greed is impressed*

Greed: So yeah you're defiantly in but you still obey me.

Gantu: Right, also can you tell me how you got that many money right there?

Greed: Oh yeah, my name is Greed, of course I'm gonna have money but some of that was recent because I sold some gems in a pawn shop. Wait, that reminds me of that pathetic Chujin, DOLCETTO GO GET CHUJIN'S BITCHASS RIGHT NOW!

Dolcetto: *Grabs Chujin and places him down the floor*

Greed: Yeah so the gems were cried out by a Ice Apparition or Koorime which was alongside some blue bird protecting her from Chujin and his wife. I then saw some emo punk try to make the girl not give me the gems but she did anyways, she's a push over to be honest. Also Chujin has been indebted to me for awhile and i just now used him as a slave here to work on stuff for me and the bar. I bet his wife is cucking him now as we speak!

Chujin: Yeah she always does that to me, and I like it.

Greed:.......

Gantu: Yeah he's defiantly a weirdo.

Greed: A MEGA weirdo.

Gantu: So what's about the Ohio Tournament you talked about earlier?

Greed: Oh that, well I wanna be famous and win the tournament for money and one wish.

Gantu: Most likely I think you would ask for immortality.

Greed: I already am, I'm a Homunculus after all.

Gantu: I heard they're like the mini devils from writings I read a long time ago.

Martel: He's like the least-evil one, all the other ones are bad and wants to spread havoc. Greed might not be a nice person, but he's not a megalomaniac.

Greed: Exactly now lets all have a drink, shall we?

*They all have drinks together and celebrating Gantu as the new member of the nest even though he just got here only for a drink*

Kurama is seen at School with many people praising him to be the one with the highest test result in the grade, girls lust all over him and boys get jealous of him but he ignores both sides. He is seen exiting the school with many goodbyes and sees Hiei sleeping at a tree until Kurama knocks on the tree which makes Hiei get up.

Hiei: So how's School going for you?

Kurama: Perfect for me, I am the smartest in my grade afterall.

Hiei: So you're an honors student?

Kurama: Yes, also Hiei, why don't you want to be at School with me. We could hang out more.

Hiei: School is a waste of my time, I only learn by reading books all the time when I was in the Demon World and in this world too. Its like a prison filled with authoritarianism watching on everything you do and the people judge you all the time to the point you are made a laughing stock. People suffer there and delinquents appear making your life miserable. I could spend at your school however I would be a prime target and then someone that nobody would like. I train and read magic concepts and I have no interest in basic stuff that what School brings you.

Kurama: I think you have a paranoia issue, you always think people are out to get you Hiei. Just enjoy life and hang out with people like you do with me and Duster. Also have you checked on the Ohio Tournament date yet.

Hiei: Wait...OH SHIT.

Kurama: What is it.

Hiei: I now remember when I was in the web a week ago, I saw the date when I was tired and its getting closer and closer so we need to prepare for this before we go out.

Kurama: So you want us to prepare right now?

Hiei: Precisely.

Kurama: But we don't have a fourth member because Dust left.

Hiei: Dust is already sided with us, besides he would join us like right now.

Kurama: After you treating him like dirt?

Hiei: Yeah fair point.

Kurama: Maybe we can have Martlet on our side.

Hiei: Hmmmmmm, maybe you're right. We need to go to Snowdin tomorrow to check up on her.

Kurama: Agreed.

*The two begin to go at Kurama's house where Kurama's mom gives them tea as they spend hours just bonding and seeking ideas on what to do about the Tournament.*

Meanwhile, Martlet is sleeping in her house while the alarm is still ringing as she did a quick afternoon nap. Suddenly, there are bangs at the door as Martlet wakes up and goes down stairs to investigate. It turns out to be Undyne, Captain of the Royal Guards, and she seems to be very pissed at Martlet.

Undyne: Can you explain why there are still Death Squad troops destroying stuff in Snowdin.

Martlet: Uh no Ma'am

Undyne: Its because they want somebody named Yukina which I heard earlier that you protected her however the Death Squads are scared of you and hide away from you for that. I want you to give me the girl to give to these Death Squad Soldiers so they can stop this since if I attack, more will spawn out.

Martlet: No, I'm not scared of you. She will NEVER be killed by these disgusting soldiers.

Undyne: You know your big house that you spent your hard-owned money on?

Martlet: Yes?

Undyne: Well I can remove your status as Royal Guard and your house would be bye-bye just because you didn't listen to me. I will try to find the girl myself after that point.

Martlet: In my book right here, it says you can't do something like this and I always respected you Undyne and looked up to you just for you to act like a jerk to me?

Undyne: You got three days to come up with an answer or else you are ending up as just a regular citizen or janitor for our HQ here lmao.

Martlet: *Stressed* Ok well have a good afternoon.

Undyne: *walks away saying nothing*

Martlet: I need to tell Hiei about this or else I'm screwed, I can't face Undyne straight on but with Hiei's help, we could actually make Undyne change.

She begins to drink coffee and becomes stressed as she calls Hiei up but no connection as she cries that herself is doomed.

<big>End Of Chapter 19</big>

Chapter 20: Hiei VS Undyne[edit | edit source]

Hiei and Kurama are seen to be traveling by foot in the deep snow near Snowdin, they found a quicker route than last time and got to the town kinda quickly as they ran very fast. The two saw the town from flickering lights and approached the East Side of Snowdin where Sans and Papyrus are usually at but Death Squad Soldiers are terrorizing Grillby's Bar so the two quickly stop them by beating their asses up. Many other Soldiers arrive and notice that it's Hiei and Kurama who are prime targets so many go up and try to kill Hiei and Kurama by shooting them which they could easily dodge and all of them get their asses beat once again but Hiei and Kurama flee in case another soldier saw that. Hiei then sees Papyrus outside a vending machine.

Hiei: Hey Papyrus, do you know where Martlet is?

Papyrus: UM PROBABLY AT HER HOUSE, WHICH IS IN THE WEST SIDE OF SNOWDIN.

Hiei: I should've known, I first met Martlet in the West Side. Damn why did that happen.

Kurama: You have a literal Jagan eye, you should know where Martlet is.

Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHA

Hiei: Shut up, I actually didn't use it while going into Snowdin because YOU distracted me Kurama.

Kurama: Nah, you were daydreaming.

Hiei: NO I WASN'T!

Papyrus: ANYWAYS DOES ANYONE HAVE A DOLLAR I COULD USE, I BEEN SEARCHING FOR SPARE QUARTERS AROUND HERE FOR A FREE DRINK.

Kurama: Here have this *gives him a dollar bill*

Papyrus: OHHH THANKS UM WAS KURAMA YOUR NAME?

Kurama: Yes.

Papyrus: OH OK *grabs a Coke from the vending machine*, WELL IS THERE ANYTHING I COULD DO FOR YOU?

Kurama: Eh not really.

Papyrus: THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING, OH, I COULD COME WITH YOU GUYS!

Hiei: Fine, but don't do anything stupid got it. We're trying to evade those Death Squad Soldiers so they don't send a full army down here because there was a single sight of me.

Papyrus: OK!

<nowiki>*</nowiki>The three begin to walk to Martlet's house because it's kinda obvious on what the house looks like as Hiei begins to knock at the door*

Hiei: C'mon Martlet, answer the door.

Papyrus: MORE LIKE, OPEN THE NOOR.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Martlet answers*

Martlet: OH HIEI I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE HERE RIGHT NOW OH I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT *tries to hug Hiei*

Hiei: Do not hug me

Martlet: Oh well ok, can I hug you Kurama?

Kurama: No.

Martlet: Papyrus?

Papyrus: OH YEAH YOU CAN BUT WHY.

Martlet: Nvm

Papyrus: OH I MUST'VE SAID SOMETHING BAD

Martlet: No its just...forget about it. Also come in here, its warm here.

Kurama: Oh this place feels good, also his house is pretty neat and the biggest one I seen in the town.

Martlet: Uh yeah, just make yourself feel home and ignore all the blueprints and packages everywhere.

Papyrus: SANS WOULD LIKE THIS PLACE A LOT AND TELL ME MARTLET, HOW COULD I BE A ROYAL GUARD MYSELF LIKE CAN YOU TRAIN ME TO BECOME ONE PLEASE.

Martlet: Well I'm about to lose it.

Papyrus: WHAT, YOUR THE MOST KINDEST ROYAL GUARD I MET...WELL ITS ONLY A FEW I MET SINCE IM VERY NERVOUS AROUND THE OTHERS, LIKE THEY COULD SEE THAT I WOULD BE WEAK.

Martlet: You're not weak Papyrus, I heard of your flashy moves before from people living here.

Hiei: So what was the thing you were gonna say as soon as you opened the door?

Martlet: Well you wouldn't like this....its about Yukina.

Hiei: WHAT..I THOUGHT YUKINA WAS SAFE AND SOUND DOWN THERE, DID SHE ESCAPE AND YOU SAW HER GET STOLEN AND KILLED? IM GONNA FUCKING CRASH OU-

Martlet: Well no. The Captain of the Royal Guards, Undyne, who looks like a blue fish-like person with red hair and was my role-model until she became a jerk to me. She wanted to tell me that if I don't give up Yukina in two days, then she'll fire me as a Royal Guard and try finding Yukina herself which Undyne is trying to put an end to the Death Squad Soldiers entering here as if she gives up Yukina then there will be peace. Undyne doesn't wanna do violence against them because a full army will be here and I want you to negotiate her about it, not fight it.

Kurama: Perhaps I will negotiate her about it, also Martlet, I noticed that ever since Yukina entered your life; people you knew before betrayed you over the dumbest things?

Martlet: Yes unfortunately, I just want her safe afterall and I really wanna meet her again. But with Undyne, she is reasonable on this rather than those two who sucked.

Kurama: Undyne sounds like a powerful person, I don't think we could fight her head on.

Papyrus: DON'T FIGHT HER PLEASE.

Hiei: We have too if she rejects.

Martlet: No, I rather just lose my job and have Undyne searching for days just for nothing.

Hiei: Yukina won't be safe then, all I want for her is to be SAFE!

Martlet: You really care for her, maybe you guys are siblings?

Hiei: NO, we aren't, I am the protector of her hired by her father, Mr. Bean.

Kurama: Spill the beans Hiei, why are you keeping it from Martlet.

Papyrus: AND ME.

Kurama: Oh yeah, you too.

Martlet: Even though you guys don't look like siblings at all. I sensed that when you two were on my back as I soared back to your place Hiei, you two had a sibling aura attached even though I couldn't prove it. Your dedication to her is very high but why not tell her? Tell me right now.

Hiei: Fine, its because I don't want her to be associated with me at any way. I am an awful person, I killed many people back in the Demon World and I even promised to Dr. Eggman that I would never tell Yukina about anything of us relating towards each other because I was trying to find her. I love her and she gets abused each time because assholes use her because of her cries that she can't control over. She is my twin sister even though I was a product of Mr. Bean and my dead mother Hina and she was just asexually produced by Hina because of the whole offspring thing the whole species have. Hina was the most kindest out of anyone in the village but I couldn't know anything about her before other than she tried to protect me but I was fallen into the waterfall and she committed suicide. I despise Mr. Bean with my soul because he could've been there with Hina and destroy the whole tribe if he wanted to and go to the world we're in right now to raise a family with her. Me and Yukina would have the best childhood but no, we both have to suffer because God hates us. I never was loved, and I never will be. Yukina easily forgave the man that abandoned her to suffer because she's a people pleaser and she probably thinks I'm a creep stalking her all the time. I just want to meet this "Undyne" so I can teach her a lesson.

Martlet: D-Dang.....im sorry I even asked....please forgive me.....i now know the truth.

Papyrus:....IM GONNA HEAD OUT NOW, BUT I DO KNOW THE TRUTH NOW DEAR GOD *heads out*

Kurama: Now shall we go?

Martlet: Why are you unphased by what he said Kurama?

Kurama: Hiei vents to me sometimes, I'm used to it.

Hiei and Kurama begins waling as Martlet keeps apologizing to Hiei until Hiei tells her its ok. Hiei then uses his Jagan Eye to help find someone with the description of what Undyne has until he found her outside of a grocery store smoking.

Undyne: So Martlet, have you decided on it yet, also who's these two kids you bringing. Wait, are you seriously gonna use them to FIGHT ME PFFFFFFT THEY LOOK LIKE THOSE KIDS FROM DND HANGOUTS HAHAHAHAHHA.

Hiei: IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEART OUT UNTIL YOU BLEED!

Undyne: HAH WHO'S THIS KID THINKING HE'S SO TOUGH.

Hiei: YOU'RE GLAD I DON'T HAVE A SWORD WITH ME NOW, I WOULD CHOP YOU LIKE SUSHI.

UNDYNE:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Kurama: Ahem, we would like to negotiate about the girl that you want Martlet to find, she is a close friend of us and we really would appreciate you if you call this whole thing off and pretend it never happen. We could help you manipulate the higher authorities into thinking Yukina is somewhere else and not really in Snowdin and you could be along your way or we would help you fight all of them, hell even a whole army if we bring the whole town to fight them and win.

Undyne: Im not bringing the whole town in more danger just because birdbrain over here has to have her precious job. Look, I don't want to be mean but its the most sane choice so I'm sorry about your fr-

Hiei: *Attacks Undyne straight on her stomach* GO TO HELL BASTARD.

Kurama: Damn you Hiei, now she's gonna get others to attack us.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Many guard dogs come in as Martlet is pushed by them*

Martlet: I don't know what to do, shall I help Hiei or do nothing.......i...dont't know.

Kurama: Looks like I'm busy with them, Hiei you have to deal with Undyne alone

Hiei: Alright now Undyne lets see what you got.

Undyne: *Begins speeding around trying to attack Hiei with her spear*

Hiei: *Dodges many but his stanima is running low until he has more determination in him as Undyne begins to say that trying to save her is deeply exaggerated, Hiei then begins to use his Super Speed against Undyne*

Undyne: You think you're so fast eh?, *catches Hiei* Well are you still speedy now?.

Hiei: Oh fuck.

Undyne: *Begins to beat him up and punch him in the face badly*

Hiei: *Gets up and has ripped out his sleeves on his shirt and then goes to a nearby Guard Dog and beats them up with flames and steals it's sword*

Undyne: Heh looks like he is a challenge afterall-

Martlet: *Sneaks behind her and kicks her behind the back*

Undyne: Damn you Featherhea-

Hiei: *Uses the sword to flame up and attack Undyne several times until she's beaten down*

Meanwhile with the Guard Dogs, Kurama successfully attacks many with his Rose Whip and creates artificial flowers to suck blood from them until they are weakened and tired. Undyne gives up and says she's ready to be killed as Hiei begins to prepare to kill her, Undyne and Sans approaches Hiei.

Sans: buddy, don't kill her please.

Papyrus: I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WOULD DO THIS HIEI.

Hiei: *Lowers his weapon and drops it on the ground* You're right guys, I'm gonna go head off to my place to get Duster ready for the Ohio Tournament.

Sans: wait, don't go yet, I know you haven't killed any people but why were you guys fighting.

Papyrus: SANS, ITS BECAUSE UNDYNE IS TRYING TO FIRE MARTLET BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT YUKINA CAPTURED AND UNDYNE WANTS TO SO REN COULD STOP THE SOLDIERS AND WILL PERHAPS TORTURE AND KILL YUKINA!

Sans: undyne, you should know that the girl you're trying to get literally lived with me.

Undyne: I didn't know...

Sans: you deserved this *flees off*

Papyrus: WAIT FOR ME BROTHER!!! *flees off too*

Martlet: Well that was quick, also what's the Ohio Tournament Hiei?

Hiei: Well that's the one thing we were gonna ask you about, can you join us for it.

Martlet: Well I think I'm already fired by Undyne so I don't know.

Undyne: No, you aren't, I deserved this torture for ever considering that option. Im gonna go relax in a hot tub nearby *flees off*

Martlet: Well looks like im defiantly going, I have nothing better to do here after that whole kerfuffle back there but a tournament would show the world that Martlet is the BEST!

Hiei: Kurama, lets go.

Kurama: Alright.

Martlet: I can take you guys on my back if you want to.

Kurama: No thanks, I'm gonna go with Hiei.

Hiei: C'mon Kurama, she won't bite.

Kurama: I don't think she could carry both of us.

Martlet: You think I'm weak? Of course I can carry both of you.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Martlet takes them and soars to heads back to the cabin*

One day has passed and the train is almost here as Hiei, Kurama, Martlet, and Duster are in the train station waiting for the one that goes to the safest route to Ohio. Duster then sees an snake like figure in the laying near besides a trash can where nobody wanted the poor guy so Duster keeps it. Meanwhile, Hiei begins to have a flashback about him telling Yukina to not go to the Tournament EVER as he heads off as Martlet tries defending her but fails. Then it cuts to real time as the modern train arrives as the four head on with her suit bags and everything. Hiei takes a seat to the window where Martlet sits right besides him as Kurama and Duster are on the opposite side as Duster keeps chatting about the Rope Snake he got. The train heads on and Martlet immediately sleeps on Hiei's shoulder and drools a bit which makes Hiei disgusted.

Link decides to play as Hiei looks at the window and grins knowing that this is only the beginning as he reaches his hand out towards the sun. It cuts towards the sun and the credits for Season 1 rolls out. Season 1 has been completed and this is only the beginning *wink*.

<big>End Of Chapter 20 and Season 1</big>

Chapter 21: Trip to Hawaii[edit | edit source]

This is the beginning of Season 2.

Jumba is currently in a lab being forced to make weapons and scientific assets for Ren, the most major one being an identical clone to Stitch's original form before the events of Leroy & Stitch. That Stitch clone is Stitch 2.0, who will be more powerful and become a strong weapon for Ren and his army against other groups and especially his targets. Jumba can't catch a break as he's constantly doing this 24/7 just to be in a house with food as he doesn't get payed at ALL, he even tells Ren this but Ren just tells him to back off. G&W then comes with a plan about going back to the original town that both Jumba and Hämsterviel were in so they can trap him and kill him just what Ren always wanted with a letter.

Ren: HMMM I like the idea but Hämsterviel is way smarter than that, maybe we can capture one of the people that is close to him, like say that one fennec that was with him when I fought him. I do want to be in the location on what you said though however I don't know where that asshole lives so it's tricky.

Jumba: Probably exiled somewhere near where I was at, he's probably homeless too.

Ren: No he's not, that's EEEEEEDIOTIC, I literally see him from recorded footage that he's in a healthy condition.

G&W: We can focus our efforts to capture Fenneko though it will be hard.

Ristar: Uh hey guys, maybe there's someone else that Hämsterviel is close too and is much more easier to get.

G&W: And who's that?

Ristar: *stretches his arms to Ren's desk, revealing pictures of Hämsterviel and others from CCTV footage* There's a certain orange figure next to him and looks like a very easy thing to get.

Ren: You are actually useful for once.

Ristar: Wow, that's all I get?

Ren: Do you need a whole celebration from that?

Ristar: Uh no.

Ren: That's what I thought, anyways i'll send Envy and Noseybonk to capture them and then we go to the location so we can trap him there as he's pretty much despised in that part of Hawaii.

Ristar: Kokaua Town?

Ren: Precisely.

Envy and Noseybonk are ordered to capture this "Orange fox-bat thingy" by Ren, so both try searching for hours for her and finally found her licking on Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream near an Tree in the public park as that was the location that didn't even try to look for. They put duck tape on her and send her off to Ren, she was rebellious when she arrived and tried anything in her power to get out.

Fidget: *Tweaks a lot trying to get out, even trying to use magic however her hands are behind her back locked*

Ren: Who is this creature? I never saw anything like it

Envy: Maybe we can find out if you release the duck tape from it's mouth.

Ren: No

Envy: JUST DO IT, WE CAN GET MORE INFORMATION BY DOING THAT DUMBASS!

Ren: YOU EEEEEEEDIOT! WE NEED HER TO CALM DOWN FIRST AND THEN WE WILL DO IT.

Envy: LET ME DO IT OR I'LL KILL IT

Fidget: *Tries to scream*

Ren: FINE, DO IT YOURSELF.

Envy: *Releases the duck-tape*

Fidget: PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE I BEG PLEEASSSEEEE!

Ren: *Smacks her and beats her up* No, what's your name weakling.

Fidget: F-F-Fidget.

Ren: And what are you?

Fidget: Please don't hurt m-

Ren: WHAT ARE YOU!

Fidget: A Nimbat!

Ren: Now send her in my private small plane, I'm going to Hawaii.

G&W: Actually you stay here father, me and Kumoko will bring Fidget to Hawaii with Jumba.

Kumoko: Actually No, I don't wanna do something like that.

Fidget: Can you give me a treat lil spider that I definitely don't know.

Kumoko: Sure someone I also don't know *gives her an apple*

G&W: Ugh, your're being stupid Kumoko, anyways I'll do it with just me and Jumba.

Noseybonk:......

G&W: What do you want?

Envy: He says he wants to go with you for revenge of that one fight he had.

G&W: Fine.

Ren: Well I guess i'll stay here doing tactics with the army but son, don't act cocky alright.

G&W: Sure, i'll be extra careful with this operation heh.

The three goes on a jet that's going straight to the town, there are also some Death Squad Soldiers for back up. The three later arrive to the island in a lot of hours as they plan the execution of Hämsterviel.

Hämsterviel and Fassad are in lab coats in the lab, it is clear that they are making drugs like Meth to get extra cash. Why are they doing this well many scientists have no stuff to do for money and they usually just make drugs nowadays but Hämsterviel is making Fassad to be his partner and can even try out the meth once they are done. They are planning to sell it to drug addicts and cartels but more importantly to Crack Miser whom is a friend of them and he really, REALLY likes meth. Suddenly, Fenneko comes in there and screams their names to come on as both arrive upstairs.

Fenneko: FIDGET HASN'T BEEN HERE FOR AWHILE!

Fassad: You worry too much, besides she basically is useless and is a burden anyways MWAHHAHAHHAHA.

Fenneko: *sigh*

Hämsterviel: Hmmmm, maybe she's tied up in something, like being kidnapped?

Fenneko: That's what I think so, Fidget wouldn't just leave out of nowhere, she would die out there.

Fassad: She probably left because of me because she's so pathetic MWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

Fenneko: Oh my god, just shut the fuck up.

Fassad: MAKE ME MWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Fenneko: *sighs again* Babe, is there anyways we can track her down where she is, I really don't wanna assume that she's kidnapped somewhere.

Hämsterviel: I never had a tracker on her, she's probably either lost or kidnapped.

*Fenneko's phone rings*

Fenneko: *answers it* It better not be a scam caller.

Ren: Hello Fenneko

Fenneko: Uh, Hämsterviel, I think I will give this to you.

Hämsterviel: What is it?

Ren: Its me, Ren.

Hämsterviel: WHATTTTT, YOU BETTER NOT HAVE KIDNAPPED SWEET FIDGET!

Ren: I did and we are now currently in Kokaua Town.

Hämsterviel: HOW DID YOU FIND MY GF'S PHONE NUMBER!

Ren: My buddy Ristar helped me on that but anyways, I even have Jumba working with me on this as we are holding this abomination in a secret facility for you to find us it. Be here quickly or she gets the shotgun *hangs up*.

Fenneko: How are we gonna be there?, if we go by plane then it will be slow and Fidget dies easily.

Hämsterviel: I have a small teleporter in my room that has a second one located near Gantu's ruined ship HQ I used back in the town that Ren is right now. I really don't wanna go there but I have to.

Fenneko: Are you sure both are working?

Hämsterviel: Im pretty sure the one in the ship is but not the one I have with me.

Fassad: Then lets fix it....even though I have no clue on it......

All three of them heads to the lab onto the teleporter to fix it, it takes a bit of time but Hämsterviel successfully fixes it as all three of them gets transported with a cool transition all the way to Gantu's ruined ship and ends things off with three of them looking around the ship.

<big>End Of Chapter 21</big>

Chapter 22: Curtis Meats[edit | edit source]

After when Hämsterviel, Fenneko, and Fassad went to Hawaii to rescue Fidget, the train was still ongoing to its directions to Ohio in Hiei's side of the story. Hiei is seen bored as he's been sitting there for awhile and tried numerous attempts to go to sleep but failed so he then decides to sneakily grab Martlet's phone while everyone else is asleep to listen to some tunes on her phone. Kurama then wakes up and doesn't intervene but asks Hiei a question.

Kurama: So, did you think we were prepared for this. I mean, this was our goal starting with.

Hiei: *puts Martlet's phone up to the original spot she had it in* Honestly no, I just thought it would be really easy to dominate in.

Kurama: Martlet and Duster are perhaps a little weak to face in something like this and would drag us down.

Hiei: Then i'll swoop in and defeat everyone on the opposing team, i'll even use my most powerful move if I wanted too.

Kurama: Yeah but your arm would be severely injured and you would have an even worse time facing against others.

Hiei: Shut up.

Martlet: Huh what happened?

Hiei: Go back to sleep *rubs her head*

Martlet: ok *shuts her eyes*

Hiei: Ugh, that was disgusting, anyways wouldn't your classmates and mother know about you being in the tournament? Like the news would spread all the way over there and your whole disguise of some smart school kid.

Kurama: Yeah, I have a plan for that. I would be even more popular and my mother would be proud of me.

Hiei: No, all of them would be scared of you.

Kurama: I would just say its a stage name, besides, some guys back in school already knows my facade.

Hiei: Fassad?

Kurama: No, like a facade.

Hiei: That definitely sounded like that one fat dude with a mustache.

Kurama: *Irritated* Its because both words sound the same moron.

Hiei: I know, I just did that to mess with you.

Kurama: So, who do you think will be in the tournament?

Hiei: Probably some demons that want payback for what I did years ago and be brutally slaughtered to death.

Rope Snake: Dang.

Hiei: Did that red wet noodle just talk?

Rope Snake: Yeah I did, you got a problem with that?

Hiei: *sigh* Ok, I'm either actually dreaming or i'm schizo.

Kurama: Yeah it talked, I'm not surprised of stuff like these before, probably it's last owner threw it away for being annoying.

Rope Snake: I don't talk that much, I was there because some plane dropped off packages and I so happen to be in one of them until some kid played with me and threw me off where the trash can is.

Hiei: Well that's definitely a tragic backstory.

Rope Snake: Are you being sarcastic with me?

Hiei: You do know I can literally kill you right now if you say one more word.

Kurama: Yeah I would advise you to be silent.

Rope Snake: *nods in agreement*

The train announcer says that they will stop to the nearest train station at Dublith since the fuel is getting really low. Hiei gets pissed about this but as soon he starts to do a rant, the train stop abruptly to the train station where both Duster and Martlet wake up. The four are forced to get out as they check the train schedule here that the next train in the safest way to Ohio is in two weeks. They then look around the city as Martlet loves the beautiful scenery here but the other three thinks it's boring.

It cuts to two people in cloaks: one tall and skinny, the other one fat and smaller. They both see Hiei and his group arrive to the town and are confused on why they are here but don't question it.

????: Looks like Envy told me about this person from the chat we had, apparently he is strong however a huge nuisance. He looks like a Shota indeed but Envy did talk about the other two but not the giant blue bird that's running everywhere.

????????: CAN I EAT THEM

????: No, I don't think we can stop them on our own....unless we can get Greed on this.

????????: WHY?

????: Ugh, I realize that Greed is focused on the tournament...wait is that what Hiei is going too next? It would be obvious that he would knowing that a train to Ohio stopped here which was them in it. We might convince Greed to help us capture him and then kill him since that's what Envy would do. Im quite bored ever since I was traveling everywhere just for stone that can turn me human and make my strength more powerful but these claws won't do.

???????: IM SOOOO HUNGRY

????: SHUT UP GLUTTONY

Gluttony: o..k

????: I, THE BEAUTIFUL LUST, HAVE A NEW PURPOSE. TO DESTROY THIS TOWN!

Gluttony: WHY?

Lust: Ugh, let's go.

The four arrive at some places that tourists visit there like some notable shops until they find a meat deli named Curtis Meats.

Martlet: I don't think we can go there, let's go somewhere else to visit.

Hiei: No, this place sounds interesting.

Kurama: You just wanna piss off Martlet,

Hiei: Maybe, maybe not.

Martlet: Hmph! Im leaving.

Duster: Ohhhh I'm hungry, but maybe we could go somewhere fast food and something not like this?

*Hiei steps in as Kurama and Duster wait outside*

Sig: Hello I'm Sig Curtis, how could I help you?

Hiei: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh these options do sound interesting not gonna lie.

Sig: Are you gonna buy something?

Mason: Don't worry, this is a tricky customer, maybe I could help on this.

Hiei: I'll just have the Popcorn Chicken.

Mason: Aw man, looks like I wasn't needed at all.

Sig: Exactl-

*Crashes are being heard as people scream outside*

Sig: What the hell is going on up there?

Hiei: Why do everywhere I go something major happens. Its like I'm the main protagonist of some shitty show.

Izumi: Did anyone hear that *sees Hiei and pauses for a second* You look like someone familiar that a friend talked about.

Hiei: *eats* Look, if its about a friend of yours that's probably with Ren, then I guess your friend is an asshole.

Izumi: Is your name Hiei?

Hiei: *spits out the food*

Mason: Hey, now I have to clean that :(

Hiei: How did you know my name...

Izumi: You're the son of Mr. Bean, I never thought I would see you in person but I am a friend of his as Sig is a cousin to him. I never knew that man before meeting my lovely husband but after dating and then marrying him, I later met Mr. Bean and he's really powerful and goofy at the same time.

Hiei: I guess me and that macho man over there are related then, and did he tell you on how he abandoned me?

Izumi: I knew you were gonna say that, he really didn't want to get Hina pregnant and thought raising the children would weaken him. So he wished to meet both of his kids later on the line.

Hiei: HE COULD'VE SAVED HER FROM SUICIDE, HE COULD'VE RAISED ME AND YUKINA!

Izumi: Don't tell your voice here *uses alchemy to showcase her power* just calm down ok?

Hiei: Fine, what's your name again?

Izumi: Izumi Curtis

Mason: And I'm Mason.

Hiei: Ok well now I wanna do an arm-wrestle with him *points at Sig*

Sig: Now's not the time, I still hear screams outside.

*Kurama opens the door*

Kurama: Hiei get out of here, some people in robes are literally terrorizing the city!

Hiei: Eh, not my problem.

Izumi: Oh yes you are *grabs Hiei and goes outside with him*

Hiei: What the hell was that for?

Izumi: Look!

The two people in the robes are terrorizing everything as people try to stop them but do more damage in the process, Martlet spreads her wings and atacks the people in the robes and reveals who they are.

Lust: Damn you *uses sharp fingernail blades to attack Martlet*

Gluttony: SHE LOOKS SOOOO YUMMY!

People in the crowd: What the hell was that weakling?

Martlet: RETREAT! RETREAT! RETREAT!

Duster: Rope Snake, lets go get them. *sends in speeding and uses rope snake to grab Gluttony and punch him*

Lust: *uses her fingernail blades again to attack Duster*

Duster: Ok, this gal is really strong.

*Suddenly, Greed tries getting through the crowd to see what the problem is*

Greed: GET OUT OF MY WAY! Now lets see what the problem is....oh.....why the hell is Lust and Gluttony here.

*Tien, Gantu, and Martel arrive shortly*

Gantu: Why stop Boss?

Greed: Lust and Gluttony are here....and is that the blue bird I saw earlier fleeing? What the hell is going on here.

Tien: I'll stop them *charges up a blast before getting pushed by Hiei*

Greed: AND IS THAT THE EMO KID? *gets pushed by Izumi*

Izumi: Oops sorry *runs off*

Lust *destroys a water fountain as water spreads everywhere* Looks like the police are currently unable to stop me since I all trapped them up prior to my scheme and is that Greed I see in the audience, Hi Greed.

Greed: SHUT UP BITCH, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

People in the crowd: Woah why is the bar owner suddenly know who these evil-doers are, that's kinda strange.

Greed: WHO SAID THAT?

Actually just some obnoxious random teen: I did heh.

*Greed punches them, sending them flying the sky*

Greed: UGH, all I wanted to do is to be in the tournament recruitment in peace.

Hiei and Izumi approach Lust and Gluttony as Izumi uses Alchemy to turn her hand into a spear and Hiei grabs his sword from his big suitcase he had that was dropped off in a private safe.

Lust: SO YOU'RE THE HIEI THAT ENVY WAS TALKING ABOUT? WELL IM LUST AND I THINK YOU ARE A PERFECT PERSON TO DATE AND TO KILL.

Hiei: For a woman named Lust, you are like the least-expected person to have that name because you ugly as fuck.

Lust: Wha-

Izumi: *uses her spear to attack Lust and then Gluttony and weakening them*

Lust: THATS IT! *Uses her fingernail blades to attack them but fails as Hiei uses all the flames to kill them*

Hiei: Looks like that will weaken them indefinitely.

*Lust and Gluttony quickly recover*

Hiei: How?

Greed: They're Homunculus, they can easily do that.

Hiei: You're the person who got her crystals!

Greed: Yeah I did, now are you gonna whine or help me out. These guys are assholes in my book.

Lust: Why are you betraying your own kind, we are supposed to be working together.

Greed: Sorry but I have my own team *attacks Lust with powerful kicks and punches*

Martel: His words are so encouraging.

Gantu: You're absolutely right.

Lust: DAMN YOU GREED.

Izumi: *Steps in behind to attack Gluttony relentlessly*

Gluttony: OW THIS HURTS.

Kurama: *Also steps in to put flowers everywhere to trap both Gluttony and Lust*

Lust: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!!!!!!

Greed: Thanks gay kid.

Kurama: Your welcome????

Hiei: Looks like they're trapped and can't get out.

Lust: *Uses her sharp fingernail blades to cut through her path of giant flowers but leaves Gluttony stuck there as he thinks the flower's taste is horrendous* IM STILL HERE BOZO *attacks Kurama*

Kurama: *Uses his whip to beat up Lust*

Lust: IM LEAVING BUT JUST KNOW I WILL BE BACK *flees off and takes Gluttony with her*

The whole town is flabbergasted but leave knowing that the city has some places just ruined and destroyed. Before Hiei, Kurama, Martlet, and Duster could leave; Greed comes with his team to tell Hiei an important message.

Greed: So Hiei, I'm going to the Ohio Tournament with my gang and I think you would be perfect opponents for me.

Hiei: We already are going to it.

Greed: PERFECT! Just know I will beat your sorry ass up.

Hiei: MORE LIKE I WILL BEAT YOUR'S UP!

Greed: NUH-UH

Kurama: *steps in to prevent the fight* We will be there with you guys I guess.

Greed: Good because I'm going on the train to Ohio.

Duster: Well there will be one in two weeks here in this city.

Greed: So I came all the way here with my gang for NOTHING!

Duster: Yeah pretty much.

Greed: UGHHHH *leaves off with his gang trying to comfort him*

Hiei: Looks like I'll face that idiot later down the line, now we're just gonna wait here for two weeks trying to find a house to be at.

Izumi: Actually I wanna train you and your group.

Hiei: Why's that?

Izumi: Well you see, the tournament has to have a team sponsoring a business and you could be the team doing that for me as many people would go to our place to buy at.

Hiei: So you would give us a roof under our head and train us out in exchange for bringing massive profits to your Deli?

Izumi: Exactly unless you lose in the first rounds, then I will beat all of you up. Your team needs some training as umm....what are their names.

Martlet: Im Martlet, I'm apart of the Snowdin Royal Guards.

Duster: Im Duster and I'm an master thief.

Kurama: And I'm Kurama, the most powerful member here.

Hiei: Yeah right.

Kurama: It's true.

Hiei:....anyways I accept the deal Izumi.

Izumi: Good, we have a long way ahead of us.

<big>End Of Chapter 22</big>

Chapter 23: Spaghetti On Top Of Spaghetti[edit | edit source]

As daylight rises upon the small town of Kokaua, it still seems a little dystopian as the once blooming tourist town turned into a failed town where business close and the only ones remaining are regular shops and fast food places you see in any other town. Hämsterviel is getting reminded of his failures each time he steps one foot in the town as it strikes him down by a lot like of each time a little girl and a small alien ruining his plans 24/7 as he remains silent. Fassad and Fenneko notices his sudden change once he gets here but doesn't care too much by it. Fassad breaks an ATM Machine and gets loads of money but no one seems to be near here so Fassad breaks more and more but no police arrived and just silence while Fenneko is bored out of her mind trying to find ways to get Fidget back.

Meanwhile, in the slums of the town, many people associated with tourism is now homeless including Nani, David, and even Lilo who has grown up and cries a lot to be back to the state she was in half a decade ago. People hover around dumpsters for fire and breaking stuff to get food and dumpster diving but today there's no food the slums can get other than banana peels and rotten food.

Lilo: Im hungry big sis, when are we gonna eat?

Nani: The guys are trying to find some as we wait.

Lilo: But I haven't ate in a day

Nani: It's ok Lilo, we already dealt with this before.

Lilo: *cries* my tummy hurts sooooo much.

Hobo: SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYING TO DRINK OVER HERE

Nani: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH BITCH

Hobo: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY SLUT, YOU BEEN SUCKING DICK JUST FOR MONEY AFTER YOU GOT AN EVICTION NOTICE AND GOT ALL YOUR MONEY STOLEN BY MY FRIEND. WELL DESERVED TO BE HONEST, HE SPENT IT ALL ON THAT FINE CRACK HAHAHHAHHAHAH

Nani: *punches the hobo*

Hobo: *beats her ass up*

Lilo: BIG SISSSSSSSS!!!!

Hobo: Looks like your "big sis" is now lying on the ground, I bet I'll give her a dollar right now to suck my dic-

David: *punches the hobo straight to the wall* It's ok Nani, you're safe.

Nani: I could've beaten him on my own you know

David: Well you look liked you gave up huh?

Nani: Yeah....have you found any food yet?

David: No but we saw some fat guy in a mustache breaking an ATM Machine with someone that came back here that we know.....

Nani: Is it Jumba or Pleakley?

David: No....its best I won't say but we need spare clothes as ours are getting well...worn out.

Nani: Alright you can go, i'll stay here with Lilo still.

David: Fine by me

Moses: Yeah I wanna stay here too, I don't have any clothes right now man, my wife just cheated on me and I feel so sad right now.

David: She probably cheated on you because she left to leave these slums, she's probably starved herself to death.

Moses: Probably, or she got a job.

David: Its impossible to get a job here, they're removing businesses and schools left to right.

Moses: Well I prepare to leave these slums once I get more cash.

David: You'll probably spend it on Alcohol knowing you.

Moses: Yeah.........God I wished the soup kitchen was still here.

It cuts to Mr. Game & Watch totally obsessed to this girl he got while placing traps everywhere just for Hämsterviel and his gang to fall in and be trapped, including bear traps that is more powerful than regular ones as the army is helping him do this. Mr. Noseybonk is in the secret place watching over Fidget and he shows her many gore videos of him killing people to traumatize her. Jumba is noticing the town is a former shell of it's self as he wishes that there could've been a way to save it from being like this and he wants to see Lilo and Nani back but have no idea where they're at other than slums he knew of them at but that's all he knows and he can't see any slums anywhere.

G&W: I got an EXTRA hot girlfriend here with an BIG butt hahahahahah *shows Jumba the picture*

Jumba: Isn't that the lifeguard?

G&W: Yeah, she's really hot, she's still serving there at the beach tho barely anyone goes there.

Jumba: Ok, well have you found Hämsterviel yet?

G&W: No

Jumba: Do you have any clues on where they're at?

G&W: All I know is that they're here somewhere

Jumba:...alright well there's one thing I been keeping and its a mass destruction weapon I brought along to destroy him *has his fingers crossed his back and shows the gun from his pocket* Its's small but it's very deadly.

G&W: Sweet now test it on that one guy.

Moses: I need food so badly, I didn't want to stay in that slums anywhere and...is that Jumba?

Jumba: *shoots it at Moses, killing him instantly with deadly plasma*

G&W: You didn't even hesitate to kill him with it, I'm so proud of you Jumba.

Jumba: He was an asshole to Lilo always on what I remember of it, he would always favor that one ginger kid that got killed by Maleficent somehow.

G&W: Alright well lets move, this place is an literal dump and I can't wait for Hämsterviel's demise here.

*It shows a flashback of G&W scoring with the lifeguard and making sexual jokes at her and dates her*

G&W: Ahh how I love her soo much *gets a phone-call* Hello who's there?

Spaghetti Guy: spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti

G&W: SHUT UP, HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER!

Spaghetti Guy: spaghetti on top of spaghetti

G&W: *hangs up* UGH PROBABLY A TROLL LIKE HOW DID THEY GET MY NUMBER?

Jumba: I have no idea.

G&W: LETS GET GOING NOW LIKE RIGHT NOW.

As the two arrive near the beach, G&W meets the lifeguard girl with someone else....

Lifeguard Girl: Yeah I'ma ditch you, this guy truly knows what I'm going for

Spaghetti Guy: spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti

G&W: UGH HOW DID YOU DITCH ME FOR HIM!

Lifeguard Girl: Simple, he's attractive and know his way of words *blushes at the even sight at him*

Spaghetti Guy: spaghetti on top of spaghetti

G&W: HE ONLY SAYS LIKE 4 WORDS!

Lifeguard Girl: And? just shut up.

G&W: JUMBA, I ORDER YOU TO USE IT ON THE GUY!

Jumba: Why, the whole thing needs powered up.

G&W: UGHHHHHH, *keeps going down on the ground while raging*

Spaghetti Guy: spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti

Lifeguard Girl: He's more hotter than you now lets go baby.

Spaghetti Guy: spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti spaghetti on top of spaghetti *begins to go with her running in the sand*

Jumba: Looks like that relationship between you and her didn't even last a day.

G&W: SHUT UP JUMBA, LET'S JUST GO.

Jumba: As you wish.

Hämsterviel, Fenneko, and Fassad are breaking places to find the secret place but all they are doing is vandalizing the place while Hämsterviel is having more rage to him ass the memories of him being her start appearing rapidly while Fenneko finally notices it and finally sits alone with him somewhere alone while Fassad is breaking more stuff.

Fenneko: Hey, you alright babe?

Hämsterviel: The memories haunting me, all of my failures with that pathetic Jumba, can we just go back and flee here.

Fenneko: We're trying to rescue Fidget, I know its hard for you to be here, I'll have your back once something triggers that buttttttttt do you wanna make out or-

Hämsterviel: Not right now, lets quickly destroy everything here to find that secret base.

Fenneko: Not a single kiss?

Hämsterviel: No

Fenneko: WHY, JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE KISS IT WON'T BITE I PROMISE

Hämsterviel: Eh why not *kisses her while holding her boobs*

Fenneko: *moans a bit* ahhh well you told me a lot about the past here and I just wanna destroy that little pest sooooo much and her sister.

Hämsterviel: I do too but have you notice that we're not supposed to be here.

Fenneko: Oh yeah Cobra Bubbles, the bald guy who thinks he's badass but in reality isn't.

Hämsterviel: Yeah, well he might get the whole government on us while we stay here.

Fenneko: That still won't stop us, anyways I got loads of money from that one atm, like why do slums exist when there's no police around as they can steal what they want.

Hämsterviel: They're scared of something each time they try to do something like that, I saw a couple of people scared of us while we're doing that.

Fenneko: Yeah well I see a McDonalds over there, you wanna go there too?

Hämsterviel: Yeah why not.

*Both go to McDonalds and orders the biggest meal ever because they're like really hungry*

Fenneko: YUUUUUUMMMMMMY! These dipping sauce really make the food extra good.

Hämsterviel: *Eats a whole burger in one bite*

Fenneko: *Shoves 4 chicken nuggets in her mouth*

Fassad: HEY WHY DID YOU FORGET ME GUYS!

Fenneko: Sorry Fassad, here have the rest of my food.

Fassad: Thanks, *eats all the 10 chicken nuggets in 10 seconds*

Hämsterviel: Damn

Fassad: Anymore I could have?

Hämsterviel: No

Fassad: Dang it

The three have a fun time hanging out inside there as G&W and Jumba finally knows where they're at and smirks while seeing them in a window from the other side.

<big>End Of Chapter 23</big>

Chapter 24: Days Before The Storm[edit | edit source]

Dust is seen running throughout a forest trying to gather evidence in places where he lost his memory at, he couldn't remember anything besides his name when he was somewhere he also never seen before. He runs and runs until he meets a Death Squad Soldier, apparently Dust didn't go that far in the woods since he already seen some beforehand as he always chased away from them but this time the soldier had a whole squad and brutally beats up Dust without question as Dust doesn't fight back. He awakens hours later to a cold empty padded room where he begs to be released but nobody hears him, he starts writing letters for Fidget about dating her once he gets out as Envy looks over him.

Envy: Looks like loverboy is obsessed with Fidget so that means he's both affiliated with Hämsterviel and Hiei like this is GREAT NEWS HAHAHAHAH

Kumoko: *enters on Envy's shoulder* Yeah he's like a total loser.

Envy: Get off my shoulder Kumoko.

Kumoko: *sticks her tounge out*

Envy: UGH *tries fighting with Kumoko but she dodges all of it and flees*

Kumoko: Cya Alligator

Envy: *Irratated* I'LL GET YOU...or not....well Dust you so happen to be a prime capture but Ren and G&W isn't here right now so I'm in charge and you know what I'm gonna do to you?

Dust: *Still ignores her in the padded room*

Envy: ANSWER ME GODAMMIT!

Dust: Im not affiliated with any of them, Hiei is a jerkass motherfucker who simply treated me inferior and even kicked my ass when I tried to flirt with some girl. And the other guy well I barely know him other than me arguing him. Just let me go, I need to get my memories back.

Envy: YOU'RE JUST LYING ASSHOLE *punches him*

Ristar: *enters* Looks like we got someone captured and its that one dude we had our eyes on before, how did we get him?

Envy: Some soldiers captured him and took him here unconsciously.

Dust: PLEASE BELIEVE ME, I DON'T WANNA DIE, IM TELLNG THE TRUTH!

Envy: Your execution will be tomorrow HAHAHAH

Ristar: Give him a chance, I can see it in his eyes, here I found a lie detector in G&W's room and this might work.

*The lie detector starts as Dust is asked each question and appears as truth, its real that he actually ditched Hiei and is only affiliated with Fidget but doesn't know about her kidnapping*

Ristar: See, this guy is totally innocent.

Envy: This detector must be broken.

Ristar: Its not now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go goon to some extra naughty Hatsune Miku art.

Envy: Idiot....

Dust: So I can be out right?

Envy: You wait here until Ren has something to say or G&W, even though you may be innocent, we need their approval first.

Dust: BUT I NEED TO GO NOW!

Envy: OH MY GOD SHUT UP!

Dust: Can I at least call people?

Envy: Sure go ahead, I'm pretty sure nobody would save you so what's the point of even trying.

*Dust calls Duster's phone number and Duster is training as he's trying to have balance with one finger and the phone rings from inside which makes him fall and goes to get it*

Duster: Hello

Dust: DUDE YOU GOTTA HELP ME, ENVY IS MAKING ME STAY HERE CAPTURED I NEED HELP

Duster: Uhhhhhhhh

Izumi: DUSTER GET BACK TO TRAINING NOW!

Duster: I gotta hang up bye

Dust: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Duster: *hangs up the call*

Izumi: WHO EVEN WAS THAT, SOMEONE IMPORTANT THAT YOU NEED TO SKIP TRAINING WITH.

Duster: IM SORRY, ITS NOT IMPORTANT AT ALL

Izumi: GOOD NOW GET BACK TO TRAINING

Duster: YES MA'AM

Sig: Looks like your going harsh on Duster

Izumi: He's been training non-stop this past week, I actually really respect the guy however he is the one needing the most training. He doesn't expect to win battles with only kicks and tools can he?

Sig: Also, Martlet's doing fine too, her wing attacks are impressive though she needs work on actual fist fight combat.

Izumi: Yeah and she's really nice though and I love having her here.

Sig: Yep so how about Kurama and Hiei, I know they helped training both of them.

Izumi: That's their actual training, you see Hiei lacks supporting his team and wishes to do things alone while Kurama has a nice moral towards anyone so I expect him to go harsh on them while Hiei supports them further more.

Sig: Combat?

Izumi: They're already strong and don't need my help but more teamwork can make them better.

Sig: So did you explain more things to Hiei? It looked like the day we met him was very rushed.

Izumi: I already did, I even told him how I even disliked the dude and he's immediately friendly to me. Have you ever had an arm-wrestle with him yet?

Sig: No I haven't, I'm pretty sure he was joking on before because nobody can win against me in those.

*It then hits afternoon and the alarm goes off as Martlet and Duster can finally rest*

Martlet: Im sooo exhausted, do you guys have lemonade?

Izumi: There's some pink lemonade in the fridge if you want it.

Martlet: Sooooo sweeeeet.

Duster: Can I have some too.

Izumi: Go ahead you deserve it.

Duster: Nice.

Kurama: Can I have one too?

Izumi: Yeah sure, the more the merrier.

*Izumi, Sig, and all the others except Hiei drink outside in the sunny yet chilly afternoon*

Martlet: Where's Hiei? Isn't he supposed to be here.

Kurama: You know he likes to be left alone, besides I got a secret about him.

Duster: Wait really?

Kurama: Yeah, its his birthday tomorrow.

Martlet: OHHH HE NEVER TOLD US ABOUT THIS, WHAT SHOULD WE DO LIKE THROW A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR HIM OR GO TO CHUCK E CHEESE OHHH THERE'S SO MANY ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES.

Izumi: I don't think someone like him would go to Chuck E Cheese's.

Duster: So Martlet, isn't in Yukina's birthday too tomorrow like you told me they were twins or something like that.

Martlet: Yeah but I wish we could go there to visit her and give her a gift like i'll call her right now.

*Martlet calls Yukina*

Papyrus: HELLO PAPYRUS SPEAKING.

Martlet: Hey you're not Yukina, you're Papyrus.

Papyrus: WELL YEAH DUH.

Martlet: I said that because you have her phone right now.

Papyrus: WELL HER PHONE NUMBER SHE GAVE YOU IS ACTUALLY MINE.

Martlet: Well where is she?

Papyrus: SHE'S IN THE BACK OF THE CAR DRAWING SOMETHING, WANT ME TO GIVE THE PHONE TO HER?

Martlet: Yes please.

*Papyrus gives it to Yukina*

Yukina: Hello Martlet, I haven't seen you since you departed and well I really miss you.

Martlet: Oh I miss you too girl, well I have been busy training for the Tournament but I haven't applied for it yet since our train ran out of fuel and we've been stuck in Dublith.

Yukina: Oh well we were heading to the Ohio Festival via Car since all trains going there has stopped when we last visited there and Sans isn't here going to it because he's staying at the house with some alone time.

Martlet: Ok.....well Hiei wouldn't like you going there.

Yukina: Who cares what he thinks like he has some sort of control over me, I'm going there but me and Papyrus are stopping at Dublith tomorrow to see you guys.

Papyrus: NO WE AREN'T, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT PLACE IS.

Yukina: Oh well we'll just wait in a hotel for you guys to come.

Martlet: What about the Cabin?

Yukina: I think I locked the doors

Martlet: Ehh its fine.

Papyrus; ACTUALLY IT BURNED DOWN WHEN SANS CALLED ME WHEN HE WENT THERE TO GO CHECK BUT I NEVER TOLD YUKINA ABOUT IT.

Yukina:...................

Martlet: Oh dear.

Duster:.......

Kurama: Good thing you had it on speaker though also where's Izumi and Sig at?

Duster: OUR HOUSE BURNED DOWN WAHHHHHHHHHHH

Kurama: Calm down, its not my problem.

Duster: I HAD SPARE CLOTHES THERE AND EQUIPMENT.

Yukina: Well it is my birthday tomorrow and unfortunately I won't be ther-

Papyrus: ACTUALLY I KNOW WHERE IT IS, I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE ITALIAN RESTAURANT THAT'S THERE FROM A PAMPHLET I GOT.

Yukina: Can you make up your own mind-oop sorry I sounded mean there.

Papyrus: ITS OK, I THOUGHT THE RESTAURANT WAS IN SOME OTHER PLACE, MY FAULT WELL LETS TAKE YOU THERE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY THEN.

Martlet: And we're all going there.

Duster: Yeah we are.

Kurama; I don't like Italian food.

Yukina: You don't have to eat Kurama, you can be there just to celebrate my birthday.

Kurama: Alright.

Yukina: Bye everyone, cya all tomorrow.

*She hangs up*

Martlet: Well the Ohio Tournament is in a few days so using tomorrow as a free day would be nice and we could still have some spare time....uh guys where'd you all go.

*It enters a scene where Kurama tells everything to Hiei about the fire and the birthday*

Hiei: DAMN IT, SHE DISOBEYED MY ORDERS AND THEN THE WHOLE HOUSE GOT BURNED DOWN BY SOME BANDITS, SHE'S A IDIOT.......sorry I shouldn't say that about my sister....God I'm such a jerk.

Kurama: Its ok Hiei but her birthday is tomorrow and if you wanna keep the act well we shouldn't celebrate your birthday then.

Hiei: Fine by me, just tell Duster to give me a stolen wallet and i'll be happy for tomorrow but dang some of my swords were in there.

Kurama: You did sell some to that fat gerbil awhile back.

Hiei: Yeah I did, you're right I don't need them but I still have my trusty one in my suitcase.

Kurama: Nice well I'm a head back to read some books on the couch, apparently their restaurant is big despite looking small and it leads to a whole field once we go to a different direction, they must have it made.

Hiei: Yeah well goodnight.

Kurama: Alright, goodnight.

It then cuts to the rest partying and playing Wii Sports with Martlet beating both Duster and Kurama at the game and then Kurama beating both of them at Mario Party 8 and then Duster winning against them in some knock-off shovelware game on the wii and then they all go to sleep in some crowded rooms, A dream montage plays in Hiei's mind about ruling the Demon World but then gets coup'd by no other than Ren who laughs at his face as Hiei falls down a bottomless hole before waking up in the morning with him realizing its his own birthday. He then a knife out and gets some wood from outside in the early morning without waking anyone up and begins to carve a special gift just for Yukina.

<big>End Of Chapter 24</big>

Chapter 25: Yukina's Birthday[edit | edit source]

Cobra Bubbles enters a cold room with monitors with CCTV footage as he's been watching Hämsterviel and Jumba enter territory they aren't allowed to be in as he has a cold stare rewinding footage and talks to himself about obliterating the two however there's a lack of Police Force in the town so he offers a plan to gather all the people in the slums to help him in exchange of many food. He then rip half of his face revealing he is a robot as the original Cobra Bubbles died due to a heart attack as the Galactic Federation secretly made him back again but a robot with the past memories but with a flanderized personality of a cold hearted man as he puts back the mask on and heads out.

Meanwhile, Fassad found a manhole that has some sounds going through it as he goes to check it out but the whole underground is littered in traps that Fassad doesn't notice straight away. G&W waits patiently for the traps to start up but doesn't hear anything as Fassad is dancing around unknowingly dodging all the traps as he finds a dead end so G&W takes it to his own matters.

G&W: How did you dodge all my traps I WORKED ON for HOURS on END to kill one of you??

Fassad: There was traps? ohohoho you dumbass there weren't any.

G&W: Are you trying to gaslight me into thinking I never put any of them up?

Fassad: Well I see none.

G&W: That's the point moron, they're invisible *walks over to a spot that explodes on G&W*

G&W: AHHHHH HUWEY!

Fassad: Heh, for a second-in-commander, you sure don't act one MWAHAHAHAH *eats a banana*

*Suddenly the dead end gate turns up with Noseybonk greeting them*

Noseybonk: *waves until he notices Fassad and tries to quickly get the gates to shut but they can't close in*

Fassad: Seriously, for a kidnap mission, this is very boring *yawns*

Noseybonk:.....*swings his knife towards Fassad*

Fassad: *dodges it and Bone rushes towards Noseybonk, stealing his knife in the process*

Noseybonk:........

Fassad: Can you talk?

Noseybonk:......

Fassad: *gets a little annoyed and dodges Noseybonk's punches and kicked until Fassad throws his body towards the wall and then heads through the gate where the secret place is*

G&W: *Recovers after the explosion* Where's that fat asshole at?

Noseybonk:....through the gate........

G&W: Ugh.

*We see Fassad breaking everything down in the room while he takes off duck tape on Fidget's mouth*

Fidget: NOT YOU, I WANTED ONE OF THEM TO FREE ME NOT SOME LOUSY UNEMPLOYED DICK.

Fassad: Hahahaha, big words coming from a little small nimbat.

Fidget: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Fassad: You know maybe I'm just gonna sit here and let you scream all day, how about that hmmm.

Fidget: YOU BETTER JUST LEAVE, IM SURE ONE OF THE TWO ARE BEHIND DOING ACTUAL WORK WHILE YOU SPRINTED HERE TO TEASE ME! I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!

Fassad: *keeps taunting Fidget*

Fidget: STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!

G&W: Why haven't you ran off and freed her, that's what I would've done.

Fassad: You look weak, I bet you're very easy to fight.

G&W: *Very annoyed* Sureeee budddy *uses his ink hands to fight Fassad*

Fassad: *gets attacked by the constant speed of the arms*

G&W: And here's something for you, JUDGE! *pulls a sign type thingy and hits on 8 by hitting Fassad and freezing him but doing massive damage on him*

Fassad: *Can't move*

G&W: Heh looks like I have two captured now.

Meanwhile, Hämsterviel and Fenneko have been searching too but is too distracted by finding weird objects in Gantu's crashed ship like the old inventions that Hämsterviel gets and ones like hypnotizing or confuse rays when he used them back in the day as both don't know where Fassad is at but Hämsterviel himself is getting more insane even after Fenneko's encouragement as he shakes uncontrollably. Jumba notices that Cobra Bubbles is out to get him as he seen camera's tracking his very moment as he search for ways to get out and flee G&W to go somewhere else until he sees Lilo in the slums where he found her accidentaly.

Lilo: JUMBA!!! I MISSED YOU.

Jumba: I miss you too little one but I need to get out of her fast, any boat rides?

Lilo: Yeah there is.

Jumba: What a sweet relief.

Lilo: But its only for going to other places in Hawaii.

Jumba: NOOOOO

Lilo: Huh?

Jumba: LILO I NEED TO GET OUT OF HER PRONTO.

Nani: Oh hey Jumba what's the commotio-

Jumba: HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE FAST, COBRA IS ON TO ME.

Nani: He's the guy sending everyone to the slums as he evicts there houses here even though they pay on time and reduced all tourism here, I hate that guy so much but have you seen Moses lately? He still owes me 3 dollars.

Jumba: *lies* He drowned himself.

Nani: Oh.........well.......i'll help you get out of here just wait here.

Jumba: Thanks so much.

David: WE FOUND FOOD!

Lilo: FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD! What is it?

David: We found a few tourists here who thought it was a luxury island here go here and waste many food in a restaurant so we went there and got fresh ones.

*The other hobo's cheer*

David: Have you found Hämsterviel yet Jumba?

Jumba: Yes but I haven't did anything yet.

David: Oh.

Nani: We to get Jumba out of here fast.

*Cobra enters the slums as Jumba has a shocked face*

Jumba: YOU

Cobra Bubbles: *Brutally beats up Jumba and spits on him while handcuffing him* Well you homeless freaks are gonna be new people when I announce that i'll give you all homes if you help me with capturing Hämsterviel.

*The Hobo's instantly tell it's a lie*

Hobo 1: LIAR!

Hobo 2: FUCK YOU BITCH

Hobo 3: Why do people instantly know this guy like I never seen him in my life before *sigh*

Cobra Bubbles: If you all refuse, i'll simply kill each and everyone of you as your're all cockroaches in this beautiful state.

Jumba: *Tries to get the plasma weapon in his pocket but is taken by Cobra*

Cobra Bubbles: What does this do? *shoots it at Hobo 3, instantly killing him*

Nani: OH MY GOD, JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL US, WE'LL DO ANYTHING!

Lilo: Im...scared.....

Cobra Bubbles: Good now everyone must follow me an if I even see someone planning to attack me, i'll just shoot them with my spare gun.

Cobra laughs as the rest of the Hobo's are terrifies and has to follow him as Jumba is still handcuffed, worrying about his own life.

It then cuts to Duster driving a car to downtown Dublith where Yukina and Papyrus are meeting at. Martlet has a nice blue dress, Duster is just wearing a more casual outfit, Kurama wearing fancy clothes, while Hiei looks like he just woke up with a Red and Black striped sweater that he likes. During the car ride, Martlet sings Happy Birthday to Hiei and the the other two followed suit as Hiei is getting more annoyed.

Hiei: Can you guys just stop it, that song is just plain terrible.

Martlet: Well it's a song that everyone sings when its your birthday.

Hiei: Really? Damn the surface out here is riddled in plain idocracy.

Martlet: Oh....im just trying to be nice to you Hiei and you should have a better mood today since it's your birthday.

Hiei: Why are you even wearing a dress to a restaurant, that's only for like important events and not this.

Martlet: Hmph, its because we're going to a fancy reasurant.

Duster: *still driving* Who's gonna pay then?

Kurama: You got like 5 stolen wallets filled with cash, why not use one of them because I know well that Papyrus is not gonna pay neither am I or the rest.

Duster: But I already gave one to Hiei.

Kurama: So?

Duster: Fine, but you guys tip.

Kurama: I do have some cash on me for that.

*The four then stop at an fancy Italian Restaurant and then enter in with the waiter telling them to go ahead as they are the exact people that a group of two are waiting on*

Papyrus and Yukina: *waving*

Martlet: Yukina I love your winter coat, it looks so comfy.

Yukina: Aww, you also look beautiful with that dress on.

Papyrus: OH HI MARTLET, KURAMA, DUSTER, AND HIEI.

Kurama: Hey, how've you guys been doing?

Papyrus: FINE, YOU KNOW I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO ITS BASICALLY A DREAM FOR ME LOLOLOLOLOL

Yukina: *looks at Hiei* Sorry about not doing exactly what you wanted but look on the brightside, its my birthday today!

Hiei: Its alright, I'm not mad at you.

Papyrus: ALSO YUKINA DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT BIRTHDAY'S WORKED BEFORE AS WHEN WE GAVE HER PRESENTS FOR HER FIRST BIRTHDAY AT OUR HOUSE, SHE GOT CONFUSED BUT WAS VERY HAPPY.

Yukina: You don't have to tell them that.

Papyrus: SORRY.

Kurama: Well Yukina never got any before i suppose so its completely understandable why she was confused but look the waiter's here.

*The waiter comes and orders their drinks and then the group immediately decided what they want with Yukina, Papyurs, and Martlet getting spaghetti while Kurama just orders many Gelato as he only wants desert while Duster and Hiei just get basic pizza.*

Hiei: Hey have you guys ever heard of My Chemical Romance?

*The rest look confused*

Hiei: Dang it.

Kurama: I do but I simply don't listen to it, its not my style.

*Drinks arrive*

Martlet: *sips on water* Well it is Yukina's birthday and we should do a celebration for her like a song and then the employee's come to wish her one.

Duster: You sure? I think its very embarrasing.

Martlet: What?

Kurama: *Checks on his phone for any news on the train station* Well looks like the 2 Week delay went to nothing.

Hiei: *tries not to rage in Public* What.

Kurama: *shows Hiei*

Yukina: *sips on her drink* Hey have you guys got some presents for me? Im very excited on what you guys got!

Papyrus: I GAVE HER LIKE LOTS OF STICKERS FOR HER PRESENT

Martlet: *gives Yukina a Royal Guard Necklace* They usually give these out not for cheap but I got one for free and I would like for you to have it Yukina.

Yukina: This looks soo cute, thank you so much!

Martlet: You're Welcome.

Duster: Here's a shopping gift card I got for you.

Yukina: Thanks Duster.

Duster: No problem.

Kurama: Here's an couple of posters I got for you.

Yukina: AWWWW ITS A WARRIOR CATS ONE OHHH MY FAVORITE HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKED IT?

Kurama: Papyrus told me last night when I called him so I went late-night shopping for some.

Yukina: *Gives Kurama, Papyurs, Martlet, and Duster a big hug while Hiei sits in the opposite direction* You wanna join in too Hie-

Hiei: *Hugs Yukina*

Yukina: Awww well have you got something for me Hiei?

Hiei: I carved a wooden bird for you.

Martlet: I didn't know you had that.

Hiei: Yeah well I did, I made it this morning when I woke up super early

Yukina: Thank you so much Hiei.

Hiei: *Stays silent but smiles*

*The food then comes as the whole table eats their food as they all seem to enjoy it*

<big>End Of Chapter 25</big>

Chapter 26: Extermination[edit | edit source]

Hämsterviel and Fenneko head out to search for Fassad since they didn't see him in awhile until they encounter the whole mob of people chasing after them but Hämsterviel uses PK energy to fight them all while Fenneko sneaks attacks each one. Hämsterviel then sees Nani and David with knifes ready to kill him as each of the past memories of failure surrounds his brain.

Hämsterviel: I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS NO MORE AHHHHHHH *goes to Nani and rips her chest out*

David: NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Hämsterviel: I HATE YOU TOO SURFER FUCKER *goes up to him and uses all of PK Fire he has to burn him alive and then burning Nani's body too while traumatizing Lilo*

Lilo:.......why.......

Hämsterviel: I HATE YOU TOO LILO BUT I WON'T KILL YOU, INSTEAD YOU WILL SUFFER THAT THE TWO PEOPLE CLOSE TO YOU ARE NOW DEAD AHAHAHAH

Fenneko: Thats's messed up.....

Hämsterviel: THIS IS WHAT THEY DESERVE

Fenneko: Yeah but....this is toooo evil.....

Hämsterviel: *sigh* Yeah.....but all those stuff haunting me...I now feel relieved.....I guess....its all thanks to my power as A HEMIGOD HAHAHAH.

Fenneko: *face palms*

Hämsterviel: Now lets go find Fassa-

Cobra Bubbles: Expecting me?

Hämsterviel: Ugh now I have to deal with you now.

Cobra Bubbles: Precisely, you see I have Jumba right here suffering and I hate to do the same thing to you but oh well *reveals his robotic side of the face and turns his gun into a machine gun*

Hämsterviel: DAMN, FENNEKO HIDE,

Fenneko: *hides near somewhere*

Cobra Bubbles: *begins shooting at people from the slums and begins his target on Hämsterviel*

Hämsterviel: *evades all of them but can't do it for much longer so he sets up a temporarily shield.*

They then chase throughout the town as they head up to the volcanoes where Cobra plans to chase him over there to do an ultimate push on him as he then reveals to Hämsterviel in a speech where he lied about the whole plan to get him away from Hawaii as he plans to become governor here and make the whole islands rid of any homeless people. As he does this, he pushes Hämsterviel off the volcano after the temporarily shield stopped but Hämsterviel brings Cobra and Jumba with him to the volcano where all three of them are hanging by a thread as Jumba kicks Cobra in the lava, instantly killing him as he begs for mercy as robotic parts deteriorate. Hämsterviel and Jumba are still hanging on but can't hold on for much longer.

Meanwhile in Fassad's POV, he gets unfreezed after the warm heater starts kicking on as G&W never thought of that unfreezing him well I did lmao. Fassad brings Fidget as she tries to bite him but he uses her a bat for any obstacles in the sewers as he heads out. He then notices Noseybonk charging at him but he sprints off into a Helicopter which Cobra bringed as he decides to find Hämsterviel and Fenneko to get out of here. Fenneko joins into the helicopter after being found by Fassad in the nearby slums as Fenneko points out that Hämsterviel is at the volcano which they try to rush to save him.

Hämsterviel: Looks like this is the end for poor old me.

Jumba: CAN'T YOU USE YOUR PSI TO SAVE YOURSELF.

Hämsterviel: None of them can help me have more strength to pull me up as a single little rock can kill both of us when we fall.

Jumba: I now know something Hämsterviel.....I actually don't wanna be saved...I have no purpose anymore as a scientist and if I continue acting like this well i'll be a mere puppet of G&W and Ren...I have no literal purpose....

Hämsterviel: SNAP OUT OF IT, I KNOW WE DESPISE BOTH OF EACHOTHER BUT I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU DIE.

Jumba:........

*A helicopter comes to save both of them*

Fassad: C'MON HOLD MY HAND.

Hämsterviel: *Holds Fassad's hand to bring himself up to safety as he tries to get Jumba's hand*

Jumba: Sorry, buddy *falls into the lava while slapping Hämsterviel's hand as he dies in the lava.*

Hämsterviel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fenneko: Damn.

Fidget:............................uh......................

*They then head off in the helicopter, still traumatized on what happened in the past hour until....*

G&W: YOU GUYS AREN'T LEAVING THIS TIME *pulls up a Rocket Launcher and shoots it at the helicopter as it turns out to be a cliffhanger for Hämsterviel's POV as they all fall out and it doesn't show on where they land.

Hiei, Martlet, Yukina, Kurama, Papyrus, and Duster are all done with their food and head out with Hiei raging and screaming that nothing goes right with him and that the train delay was all in part of a plan to fuck him as Martlet tries to calm him down. Papyrus then secretly heads out while whispering to Yukina that she'll be alright with her stuff as she accepts. Hiei is then kicking trash cans and punching through walls and even uses Duster's Rope Snake to torture it out of frustration until Kurama Uses his Rose Whip to calm him down.

Kurama: Even though were in circumstances in the moment, I cannot allow you to do this Hiei.

Hiei: OR WHAT LIAR, YOU SAY YOU'RE THE REAL YOKO KURAMA BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN PROOF YET OTHER THAN YOUR A COPYCAT THAT THE REAL YOKO KURAMA WOULDN'T LIKE. ALL YOU SAY ABOUT YOUR PAST WERE ALREADY TOLD IN STORIES. YOU'RE JUST A REGULAR HIGH SCHOOLER WITH DEMON POWER-

Kurama: *uses his rose whip again to shut up Hiei* All of those were the truth, you're just mad I'm not acting like you on this huh.

Hiei: Fine Kurama, you win but HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO TO OHIO WHEN THERE'S NOTHING FOR US TO USE.

Martlet: I can travel there if I want to like right now but that wouldn't be too much help.

Hiei: Me too Martlet but we're on a deadline *notices Yukina without Papyrus* HEY AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GET OUT.

Yukina: Uh I thought you were ok with me going.

Hiei: Only if PAPYURS was here with us.

Yukina: Im sorry.

Hiei: Ugh.

Duster: Um can we all just get along.

Yukina: Its's mostly Hiei doing all of this, he always acts like this. God I wish I was back to the Demon World to live alone there and not to deal with all of this *cries a little*

Hiei: WHY ARE YOU CRYING, THERE'S NOTHING TO CRY ABOU-

Martlet: *Punches him hard* So we're gonna ignore that you have a split personality and that you were kind earlier but now is a total jerk. No wonder you weren't loved back then....was that too harsh or-

Kurama: No, in fact its 100% factual.

*Martlet then goes back to somewhere nobody can see and changes her dress to her regular look with Duster doing the same way after she's done*

Kurama: Well Yukina, why did you go up to the surface anyways.

Yukina: I know the story of my lost twin brother that was abandoned into a waterfall. Its the most told story in the tribe and since I was affiliated with him, I got abused back there like a lot but not for the tears thing. I wanted to seek him and search for him, someone who is demonic and looks like um my father however I can't see someone with an ugly face like my father's since y'know but I never took any of his genes even though I heard he sped up the whole child born in 100 years thing. I really don't wanna look like him so I feel bad for my brother that has to deal with it heh.

Kurama: I see.

Martlet: *Hugs Yukina so tight in a lovable way*

Kurama: Well when I was Yoko Kurama, I never saw your kind Yukina since they were so sheltered and acted like a hermit clan, however I was a notorious bandit and a thief just like Duster so I see myself in him when I see Duster do regular stealing in the streets. I was so powerful back then and now I'm weaker so I continue to be that exact image of my former self but not in like a evil way.

Martlet: Woah you have nice backstory.

Duster: Yeah it's awesome.

Kurama: Thanks guys now where's Hiei?

Duster: Oh he left.

*Suddenly some people in motorcycles arrive for a quick break*

???: WAHAHAHAHAHA C'MON KA-CHUNG AND FRANKLIN LET'S A GO.

Franklin: Dammit we have like a whole set of people there, do you know if they're gonna attack us or-

Ka-Chung: They seem friendly ahahha

Martlet: Who..are you people.

*The guy in the yellow cap explains they he is Wario and then expects them to know him*

Martlet: Uh I don't know you.

Wario: WHAT, IM THE CEO OF WARIO WARE INC, HOW THE FUCK DON'T YOU KNOW ME.

Kurama: Maybe your games are about....low quality?

*Hiei then arrives with one of the motorcycles*

Hiei: These guys are chill, they like let me on top of their spare one for me to go to Ohio. Also these guys are going to the same place we're at.

Ka-Chung: Oh I didn't know these guys were with you. Well Wario lets go.

Wario: Hmmmmmm, these guys look a very weak.

Duster: HEY WE'RE STRONG.

Franklin: If you guys are going, we have another spare on but one of you will have to not go.

Martlet: Oh I can travel with wings.

Franklin: Perfect, then we're all in set.

Kurama: We barely know you guys, how do we know that you guys are trustworthy.

Yukina: Yeah, the fat yellow guy stinks a lot *plugs her nose*

Wario: WAH HOW DARE THIS GIRL INSULT ME.

Yukina: IM SORRY

Wario: Eh its alright, now red hair guy, you guys can come or stay here deserted.

Duster: What about our packages in the car?

Ka-Chung: *Grabs all of them from their car and eats all of it, saving in his tummy*

Duster: EWWWW WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Ka-Chung: To save them of course, all of ours are inside me, even our fourth member is in here hahahaha.

Kurama: Well Duster lets go on the spare one, Yukina you be with Hiei.

Yukina: Ok..i guess.

They all head out with Martlet flying and Duster, Franklin, Wario, Hiei, and Ka-Chung driving while Yukina and Kurama are in behind. Yukina is like extra worried because Hiei doesn't even know how to drive one while Duster actually has an license for one apparently as they leave Dublith and are soon entering Ohio.

<big>End Of Chapter 26</big>

Chapter 27: G&W's Assault[edit | edit source]

It cuts right back to the helicopter explosion as G&W cheers at victory while giving no shit about Jumba's Death while jumping in the air and then calls up Ren as the screen is split between them.

G&W: HEY REN, I FINALLY KILLED ALL OF THEM!

Ren: *Shows a whole festival in the background* Im kinda busy right now, I'm serving as an VIP to one of the biggest tournaments in the world.

G&W: WHAT, I LITERALLY JUST SAID I KILLED THEM, YOU'RE SO DUMB REN.

Ren: Oh you did, well I doubt it, you're probably lying.

G&W: IM NOT LYING I SWEAR I KILLED THEM WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER.

Ren: YOU EEEEEEDIOT, YOU REAALLLLLLY THINK YOU KILLED THEM WITH THAT? IT TAKES MORE TO KILL THAT GUY.

G&W: WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME!

Ren: I gotta go, you'll know I'm right once that gerbil beats you up. *hangs up*

G&W: WHY DOESN'T HE RESPECT ME FOR WHAT I DID, HE'S A USELESS FUCKING FURFAG FATHER THAT IM TRYING TO PUPPET FOR CONTROL BUT I JUST CAN'T DO IT. UGH.

It now cuts to Ren in the Ohio Festival where the tournament is and it's also filled with stores, amusement rides, and anything fun there to be a tourist hub in Ohio but its unusually warm out since its supposed to be cold but that's the weirdness of Ohio as the Tourist place is the only safe place in Ohio due to it being a Brainrot hellhole. Ren then goes into a VIP Section inside the Tournament and meets unfamiliar faces.

Gonzo: Welcome Ren, it's a pleasure to meet you here in Ohio. We're just preparing the tournament here.

Ren: Who are you guys, and how do you know my name?

Sakyo: From a certain Butch Hartman of course, he was our affiliate until he was exiled for being a con artist. We knew you from him and we loved your ideas of a certain army group you captured and grew them even more.

Ren: Wow, if you don't mind if I explain this but my army is here to take over EVERYONE who hates me in towns and the stain called the Pigmask Army and then we use them to get much more money from Police since they're practically lazy and useless near cities that we're at. Currently my PATHETIC son "killed" one of our main targets but I think that's FALSE.

Sakyo: I love the way you speak but anyways, we are the Black Black Club-

Ren: YOUR ABBREVIATIONS STAND FOR BBC?

Sakyo: Yes, like the British channel.

Ren: NO IT STANDS FOR BIG BLACK CO-

Sakyo: Shut up or we won't work with you.

Ren: Alright.

Sakyo: So we at the Black Black Club has seen potential in you however not right now since we're all in a game of betting and this whole room is such a luxury.

Ren: OH RIGHT I HAVE LOTS OF MONEY.

Sakyo: Sign-ups are almost done as we plan to have the tournament starts in a few days after the training.

Ren: Who own's the tournament?

Sakyo: We don't know however it has to do with someone who mysteriously hired us here since we're infamous here.

Ren: Why's that?

Gonzo: WE ENSLAVE DEMONS IN THE CORE AND BRING THEM UP HERE FOR EXTRA CASH. IT'S SOO BRILLIANT.

Ren: NO WAY, I DID THAT TOO.

Gonzo: OH YES, SAKYO WE FORGOT TO TELL HIM THAT WE KNEW HIM FROM HELPING US CAPTURE THEM AND HE CAPTURED SOME ON HIS OWN OHHHH I LOVE YOU REN...NOT IN A GAY WAY AHAHAHAHA

Sakyo: I was supposed to tell him much later....

Butajiri: I remember Ren doing that stuff too.

Ren: So the tourist trap down here is the only suitable place?

Sakyo: For anyone not living in Ohio, yeah.

Ren: Alright, is there any other VIP's coming down here?

Sakyo: Well there is Koenma, the prince of Spirit World, damn I hate that toddler bitch.

Butajiri: Why do you ask too much questions Ren?

Ren: Because I need to know EVERYTHING.

Sakyo: That's what I want him to do idiot.

Butajiri: Oh sorry.

Sakyo: Well, Koenma is basically a prince and cosplays as a toddler or if that's even his real form. If it isn't well he's a creep with a weird fetish but if it is well I have no questions about it. He also does have a Teen or Young Adult form he carries out when he goes places. I think he has a blue ogre with him too.

Ren: Anymore??????

Sakyo: I don't have the list but there would be a few more coming in.

Ren: Alright well im gonna head out and i'll be back when it starts.

Sakyo: Remember, you have to bet, and it has to be A LOT.

Ren: *gulps and then heads out silently*

G&W smokes near an abandoned building as the ground shakes and decides to head out but he misplaced his helicopter which is very, very stupid. He searches everywhere until he sees a bruised up Hämsterviel with eyes that looks like he's gonna kill G&W.

G&W: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOUR SORRY ASS, I GUESS REN KNEW THIS, DAMN HIM.

Hämsterviel: I had to get out and jump somewhere and me and Fassad saved everyone, I want to RIP YOUR GUTS OUT AND KILL YOU *heads in to atack*

G&W: OH HOHOHO, ITS SHOWTIME *spreads his arms out to try to punch Hämsterviel*

Hämsterviel: *uses PK energy from his palms to cuts both of his hands*

G&W: HEH, YOU THINK YOU'RE THAT STUPID, I CAN EASILY REGENERATE *regenerates his hands and sends out a sign and oil bucket*

Hämsterviel: *Uses PK Fire to burn him but G&W uses Oil Bucket to fuel it* WHAT!

G&W: Im not a weakling unlike my father now watch this *uses his hand to generate a Keyblade* AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I ALWAYS HAVE ONE IN CASE WHILE ITS STORED IN ME *uses it to shoot out many fire, lighting, and freeze moves*

Hämsterviel: *dodges all except some lighting attacks* YOU BITCH *takes his cape off* IM GONNA SHOW YOU HOW I REALLY FIGHT *gets very pissed and heads out quickly to uppercut G&W and then jumps high to knock him straight to the ground*

G&W: UGHHHH *rolls and then uses his ink arms to send out a thousand punches to Hämsterviel and knocks him straight on a wall and then prepared to use his sign on Hämsterviel but it says a 1 and hurts himself*

Hämsterviel: THAT'S SO PATHETIC *grabs his signs and begins attacking him with it*

G&W: THATS IT YOU ROTTEN ALIEN RODENT! *tries to use his Keyblade but Hämsterviel steals it and throws it far* NOOOOOOOO

Hämsterviel: *Prepares to do a big PK energy plasma sendout to get rid of G&W forever since he thinks G&W doesn't have his Oil Bucket but he secretly does as G&W uses it in the last second, getting rid of the blast as the Oil Bucket is full*

G&W: This bad boy can reflect and absorb stuff and yes I'm gonna ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATE YOU AGHHHHHH *uses the oil bucket but misses at Hämsterviel as the Oil shoots out to the Volcanos and makes the already erupting one spew out in a explosion as lava is spreading everywhere*

Hämsterviel: I HAVE TO GO TO GANTU'S SHIP WHERE THE REST ARE AT.

G&W: Huh? WAIT I HAVE TO GO NOW-

*Mr. Noseybonk enters with the helicopter and grabs G&W's hand as they get out, G&W does the middle finger at Hämsterviel before leaving in the night sky as the battle closes in as a tie*

Hämsterviel: SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH MIST MIST MIST MIST MIST

*Hämsterviel then finally enters the teleporter as lava soon spread and destroy everything as Hämsterviel is safe at sound with everyone except......*

Hämsterviel: Where's Fidget?

Fenneko: I-I have no clue.

Fassad: SO WE WENT THERE TO RISK OUR LIVES FOR HER ONLY FOR HER TO NOT BE HERE! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE *starts raging and throwing stuff*

Hämsterviel: CALM DOWN FASSAD! I know something that can make you more calmer?

Fassad: What is it?

Hämsterviel: Oh, just a small brilliant plan *smirks*

It instantly cuts to them robbing a bank and setting ATM's on fire with masks on them resembling V from V For Vendetta, as the both laugh and have a good time but the event that happened earlier is still traumatizing Hämsterviel as his best friend from childhood all the way through to many years of their lives is gone because of some stupid operation. He then starts building Metal Parts for his passion project after robbing the bank, still tired and suffering from the bruises he has on himself. Meanwhile, Fassad and Fenneko are fighting literally as Fassad gives no shits about Fidget while Fenneko does as Fidget's fate is unknown.......until she was captured by Mr. Noseybonk when she was in the water and woke up in a padded room alongside Dust.

Dust: FIDGET OH FIDGET I MISS YOU SOOOOOO MUCH

Fidget: Dust? I forgot about you.

Dust: WHAT, WE WERE ALMOST A COUPLE DAMN IT.

Fidget: Im sowwy but we're are we.

Dust: You have been captured

Fidget: AGAIN?

Dust: Yeah.

Fidget: WE NEED TO GET OUT NOW!

Dust: You can't, its very protected.

Envy comes up in a break room where a TV is and news show the Volcano eruption in Hawaii,specifically Kokaua Town which has been destroyed completely as there were many survivors in emergency boats near the back but many also died which has been reported to be at least killed 161 people has died from the eruption. Envy scoffs and laughs so hard until he hears a knock from a secret entrance which Envy opens for and finds Lust and Gluttony outside waiting.

Envy: Why are you guys here?

Lust: Well we came here in search for you Envy.

Gluttony: YESSSS

Lust: You see, we're looking for a valuable stone that can makes us more powerful and turn into actual humans, I wonder you could-

Envy: Help you? No way, its comfy here as I get to torture people with a push of a button *pushes a button and makes the padded room filled with green gas that smells like booty cheeks*

Fidget: IT STINKS IN HERE!! *covers her nose*

Envy: Or this *pushes another one that makes the whole room below freezing temperature*

Dust: GET ME OUT OF HER NOW BRRRRRRRRRR *shakes uncontrollably*

Lust: Well I could offer to join you.

Envy: Well yeah I guess so but you guys will ruin it.

Lust: I don't care right Gluttony?

Gluttony: *nods*

Ristar: Who are these people, they look like ugly strang-

Gluttony: *fists him very hard*

Envy: He's your personal chew toy now, he basically does nothing.

Ristar: I DO AND I'LL BEAT ALL 3 OF YOU U-

*Ristar gets beaten up badly*

Lust: Is he a prisoner or what?

Envy: He works with the squad but I personally don't like him so have fun torturing him too but don't torture the Death Squad or Kumoko or they will find out and bad consequences will occur.

Lust: Hmmmmmm alright, Envy why are you so cheerful towards me, last time we met I broke your stuff but since you still respect me I guess we're still allies huh?

Envy: Yeah and I still despise you over that but you could be a useful asset to us even though I hate you even more that Ristar but since you're way stronger than him I guess I treat him way inferior.

Lust: Alright *is in a joyful manner and shakes her boobs as the chapter ends on that note*

<big>End Of Chapter 27</big>

Chapter 28: Pathetic Bike Gang Of The East[edit | edit source]

We see Wario in his motorcycle speeding and laughing all the way there with his gang(Franklin Clinton and Ka-Chung)and the others on aboard too. Martlet is having trouble catching up by flying but Duster and Kurama is having a good time since they're having tons of fun. Meanwhile, Hiei is suddenly a pro at driving it despite never touching a motorcycle in his whole life and even does tricks but Yukina smacks him each time he tries to do one since she's worried and hates being on the motorcycle. All of them pass by a small town that has rusty roads but it's alright as they all pass by. Yukina keeps pointing at Hiei until he tells her to stop but she says she needs to go to the bathroom as Hiei tells the others very loudly that he's stopping at a gas station. He then finds the nearest one and stops there as Yukina rushes to go inside as Hiei is outside.

Hiei: Damn, how come its been hours since we've departed in high speed and we're still not in Ohio. I wonder if Izumi will be there hmmm *shows flashbacks of Izumi yelling at Hiei, her talking to Hiei, laughing off with Hiei, and both trying to train up Duster* Sigh I doubt it, probably Sig will be there I guess but who cares.....anyways I gotta grab some cigarettes to aura farm.

*He then goes inside, Yukina still in the bathroom as he grabs some cigarettes and goes to the Cashier*

Cashier: *Sleep deprived* Um aren't you too young to have those, like where are your parents?

Hiei: Look if you don't give me the cigarettes than you're gonna have a bad time.

Cashier: I don't wanna deal with a 4'10 gremlin trying to threaten me.

Hiei: FUCK YOU *uses a powerful fist move to the guy*

Cashier: OK OK YOU CAN HAVE THEM AND HAVE A FREE SLUSHY ON THE WAY OUT

Hiei: Hmmm I never tried any of those *goes to get one*

Cashier: *tries to call the police on his phone but Hiei uses a small flame to throw onto his phone, burning it* OK YOU'RE NOT A REGULAR CHILD, JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

Hiei: Calm down, why would I kill such a imbecile that has no reason to be in this world other than to consume food and shit. Anyways I'm gonna have these for free and this free slushy but first I'm gonna hang out in here, its cold outside y'know.

Cashier: YEAH BUT DON'T INJURE ME OR KILL ME PLEASE.

Hiei: I told you to CALM DOWN.

Cashier: YES SIR.

*Hiei is still waiting impatiently for Yukina to get out of the bathroom but a biker gang shows up out of nowhere and starts destroying the bike*

Grunt 1: LOOKS LIKE A RIVAL HAS BEEN HERE *kicks the motorcycle*

Grunt 3: YEAH I KNOW, THEY MUST'VE CHOSE THE WRONG CITY *uses his knife to cut through the tires*

Grunt 4: HEY BOSS, DO YOU KNOW WHO'S HERE?

Boss: *Shows as a very strict woman* I don't know but I'm 100% sure its a rival gang member.

Grunt 2: Ehhhhhhhh-

Grunt 4: SHUT UP

Yukina finally gets out as Hiei gives her a slushy as they head out outside only to see gang members destroying his motorcycle he borrowed.

Hiei: As soon as I step out for a few minutes, something like this always happen.

Grunt 1: SO YOU OWN THE MOTORCYCLE HUH?, WELL WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU UP!

Hiei: Oh really? *sends a large fire blast towards them* Let's go Yukina *beats up on of the goons and steals their motorcycle*

Yukina: *Shocked* That was kind of overboard, what if you killed them?

Hiei: They won't get killed, it was supposed to be a warning.

Yukina: *still sucking on her Slurpy* Well don't do something like that ok? It can kill one of them if misused.

Hiei: Let's just go now, we have to catch up to them *begins riding on the motorcycle with Yukina*

Boss: WE CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY, LETS GO!

Grunt 2: But my motorcycl- *Gets shot at in the leg by the Boss* WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Boss: You're useless now, now let's go my goons *Runs off with them ready to get payback*

Hiei is trying to catch up to the rest of them but can't see them anywhere and doesn't know what routes they went so he's confused and lost as Yukina is very nervous. As they go to the left route, the motorcycle gang comes back with guns shooting blazing at the siblings but they miss each shot due to Hiei moving the motorcycle alot which makes Yukina nauseous. They then try to speed up to have a better aim and one of the goons goes too close and attempts for a perfect shoot.

Grunt 4: Gotcha *attempts to shoot but misses*

Hiei: *keeps moving the motorcycle* You see, I could easily destroy you all but I'm having so much fun right now.

Yukina: Im not *gags*

Grunt 4: Just a little more closer....

Yukina: *throws up on him, making him go off-course and fall into a bush*

Hiei: *speeds up and uses many fireballs and other dark energy towards the other grunts as they all catch on fire so they stop to get the fire off themselves as only the boss is left* Seems like your reinforcements are obliterated heh and for a lady yourself, you're awfully pathetic.

Boss: OH YEAH *sees a semi-truck and then goes near it and crash into it by force and takes the driver off to ride it herself* I HAVE THE UPPER HAND NOW *pushes all the way on the gas pedal* I HAVE THE UPPER HAND NOW TWERP!

Hiei: Twerp? What are you a shitty high school sitcom bully?

Boss: UGH *starts driving more as Hiei is speeding off with the motorcycle but it seems as the semi-truck is more faster and catching up*

Yukina: WE'RE GONNA DIE

Hiei: Hold on I have a very quick idea *sends out a dragon from his energy to go attack the semi-truck as it catches on fire and does the famous Akira motorcycle scene while seeing the flames go up*

Yukina: Y-You just killed her...straight up.......

Hiei: What else was I supposed to do-

Yukina: *pushes him off the motorcycle* You MONSTER

*The Semitruck starts driving slower*

Hiei: *Quickly gets on and starts driving faster as the semi-truck starts speeding up even though it's on fire* Looks like she isn't dead afterall.

Yukina: I..I thought she was.

Hiei: Also I notice the slapping, poking, and now pushing from today. What's going on with you today?

Yukina: Because you keep scaring me, I know I don't want to but its the only way to get you to stop.

Hiei: Y'know words exist right *laughs very hard*

Yukina: Well I'm sorry on what happened.

Hiei: *Notices the semi-truck getting even more faster* NOT RIGHT NOW, WHY IS THAT STILL GOING EVEN THOUGH ITS BURNING.

Boss: I WON'T GIVE UP *flames start getting onto the driver's side* NOOOOO

The semi-truck chases off the motorcycle as there's a chase where Hiei is pushing on the gas pedal so hard as Yukina is very nervous right now. They run off to miles as its revealed that the semi-truck is slowing down but ready to explode as it shows the boss dead but still pushing on the gas pedal. Hiei then sees morning come up and some strict border police on suit as the semi-truck runs over many of them and then explodes at the bridge. Hiei then sees a festival and its's revealed that he's finally in Ohio and see's Kurama, Martlet, and Duster all waiting up for him.

Duster: What took you so long Hiei?

Martlet: Yeah I worried about you and Yukina.

Hiei: Why would you be worried in me like I can handle a lot of stuff you can't.

Martlet:.......well what even took you so long in the first place?

Hiei: Some bike gang showed up and they chased us and their boss took control of a semi-truck so I made it get on fire and tried to destroy it but they kept moving and later exploded. Seems like poor little me can't catch a break huh.

Duster: Smells like lies you made for a poor excuse like I can't even believe that.

Yukina: He's telling the truth.

Duster: Ohhhh....well sorry Hiei.

Hiei: Well where's Wario's gang at?

Kurama: They registered and took off.

Hiei: Oh well since I'm here, you guys can finally register huh?

Kurama: Yes and soon as we do, we're going to that hotel over there and sleep since I'm pretty tired and Martlet is worn out badly like she's very tired.

Martlet: Yeah I need to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep

*The four starts registering at the booth*

Booth Guy: Seems here your paperwork is valid and it's certain that you have a spot for the tournament however who's the team captain.

Hiei: It has to be m-

Booth Guy: Aw hell nah, I'm not letting a munchkin be a leader of this group....how about the blue bird, I think she's very cute.

Martlet: Ohhh thank you.

Booth Guy: Your Team will be called Team Martlet.

Hiei: NOOOOO YOU JERK ITS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TEAM.

Kurama: Im sure its not a big deal to fuss about.

Hiei: You're right but the audience will know the true leader of this team.

Booth Guy: Yeah right.

Hiei: You wanna fight? because I can instantly kill you within seconds.

Booth Guy: You wanna be disqualified you emo possum.

Hiei:......ugh no.

Booth Guy: Then it's settled, Team Martlet will appear in the Brainrot Royale to survive the hoards and maybe or not maybe be apart of the 64 teams fighting.

*Martlet and Duster starts clapping*

Kurama: Well thanks for applying us on here.

Booth Guy: No problem, in fact you were the last one to register *shuts down his whole booth*

Kurama:.....Uh ok

They all head out for the hotel first as they're worn out, Martlet and Duster gets a room together as Hiei and Kurama gets their own hotel room together however Yukina is still in the Carnival section where she's fascinated from all the shops, restaurants, and rides they have here but gets lost and turns to be in the same place when she first arrived here.

Yukina: Wowwwww this place is so beautiful yet very tricky.

Izumi: Tricky indeed

Yukina: Who are you

Izumi: Oh the name's Izumi, just got here and I know exactly who you are Yukina *coughs up blood*

Yukina: You alright? *starts trying to heal her*

Izumi: Your healing can't affect this Yukina *coughs up more blood* its a thing I have to deal with my entire life but anyways I trained that group that was just with you I think.

Yukina: Yeah but how do you know me.

Izumi: I knew you all the way before when I met your father who was a cousin to my husband, he's a silent jerk afterall but he did tell me by his weird speaking that I could understand for some reason that you are his daughter. I then met up Hiei two weeks ago and trained his group and we had lots of fun..well brutal fun that is.

*Shows a deep training montage in her mind where Izumi is acting like a drill sergeant towards Duster and Martlet as they work so hard to train that they sweat*

Yukina: So what are you doing here then, trying to shop like many others?

Izumi: No but I actually sponsor their group and I'm here to make sure they win the whole thing. Im sure that my husband back home would do good without me back there haha. Now where's the hotel at?

Yukina: Oh yeah I forgot im supposed to be there like they're gonna scream at me for being late.

Izumi: Don't worry, I'll make sure they won't.

<big>End Of Chapter 28</big>

Chapter 29: The Philosopher's Stone[edit | edit source]

G&W is on a high throne that he bought from all the money that the Death Squad stole from Police Officers who are completely obedient to the troops and is shown that he's furious. Lust and Gluttony comes forwards to his throne with a proposition.

Lust: Hello fellow Emperor, I would like to become a full elite member apart of your group along with my friend right here.

Gluttony: CAN I EAT YOUR ARM?

Lust: Oh my god shut the fuck up.

G&W: Can you both shut up and prove yourself's you're worthy *gets off his chair* make me break a sweat and you get in.

Lust: Is it solo or double team?

G&W: Double Team

Lust: Seems easy darling.

*Lust and Gluttony charges at G&W but Lust uses her sharp attacks to make G&W dodge a lot as Gluttony punches G&W which makes him attack Gluttony hard while sweating*

Gluttony: *Still hurt* WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN

G&W: Well I shouldn't have underestimated you two but are you two easily able to trust?

Lust: Yes and we have a proposition for you.

G&W: Hmmm spell it out.

Lust: The Philosopher's Stone, a stone that can make me, Lust, and Gluttony human and more powerful when I heard about that but I'm confused who made me after fog from before. I could say it can also benefit you as many doctors, scientists, and ordinary pathetic people trying to find it for ages. I also know you have been trying to find similar stones from Envy.

G&W: I heard about that before but I always thought it was a myth, can you prove it's true.

Lust: I was created by one, as I am a Homunculus.

G&W: That's the thing that Envy was talking about himself, anymore proof?

Lust: *Intentionally gags herself to spit out similar looking stones*

G&W: Disgusting but interesting, *goes to check out the stone* Thats all the proof I need

Lust: *Grabs it and swallows it back in*

G&W: *Shocked* Well I do need you guys even though you're...actions are disgusting but I have been angry for some quite time because of that FUCKING PIGMASK DICKHEADS WHO KILLED 20 OF MY SOLDIERS WHILE MINE JUST CAUSED 4 DEATHS UGHHH. Can you train them for me like what Envy and Noseybonk does pleaseeeeeee?

Lust: Sure, I'm happy that me and Gluttony were allowed with a team that perfectly fits our goal AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Gluttony: CAN I HAVE THAT SPIDER TO EAT *points at Kumoko whom is just entering the room*

Kumoko: Huh, why is he pointing at me?

G&W: It's because that baffoon wants to eat you.

Kumoko: WHAT! *begins to attack Gluttony several times and traps him into a web*

Gluttony: NOOOOOOOO

Kumoko: *Latches herself on G&W's shoulder*

G&W: Hey Kumoko, have you checked up on our prisoners?

Kumoko: Well we fed them, and freed that blue guy.

G&W: Wait why did you free Dust?

Kumoko: Well he had nothing we could use however we did beat him up just in case, Fidget on the other hand is still in there and I have a plan rather than her getting executed.

G&W: What?

Kumoko: Use her as a spy against that one gerbil fatso. As long as we brainwash her, she will be obedient and have a false positive relationship with the rest as simply killing her is soooo stupid.

G&W: Finally you had a strategic plan, I like it.

Kumoko: I know you would *smirks*

G&W: Without Ren in the picture, I have full control while he's gone out for some stupid tournament, and I have all the plans on to me. LUST TELL THE ARMY TO SEARCH FOR THAT STONE!

Lust: It isn't eas-

G&W: DO IT!

Lust: *quickly runs with Gluttony*

G&W and Kumoko: *still both on the throne laughing manically about the plan to get the stone*

Meanwhile at the hotel, its filled with people as the whole place is crowded as it's only for people entering the tournament. At least 150 teams of four have entered the list of entrees of the tournament according to many flyers of lists of teams along with close friends allowed in the hotel too. Hiei and Kurama are talking about random stuff like their hobbies while entering the hallway to the gym. As they get there, they expected many people to be in the gym but there's only 20 in there since many people are overconfident.

Hiei: *Pulls off his shirt and begins doing push-ups quickly*

Kurama: Seems like I'll train too *begins pulling weighs*

???: Hey you guys look friendly, is it ok if I train with you guys?

Kurama: Sure, we don't mind you training with us.

???: Nice, also my name is Touya, I can instantly tell both of you are demons like me.

Kurama: Well it's nice to meet you Touya, I never saw anyone like you before and the names Kurama and this guy right here is Hiei.

Hiei: *stays silent as he's still training*

Touya: Wait....Kurama.....i heard that name before...are you Yoko Kurama? I heard many stories about him.

Kurama: Yeah

Touya: Really? Sweet but I thought you died.

Kurama: I transferred into a human body, also how did you get up here in the very top of Ohio?

Touya: Well it's very easy to go to places like these but forming a team was very tricky since I'm always alone down there. I met a girl in Rush Valley and we formed a team of two but then we merged into another team to qualify. To be honest, that side of the team is wacky and we had to be with them I mean if someone ever kills the angel in our team well I would be very happy.

Kurama: Looks like you have a very dysfunctional team.

Touya: Yeah-

*Greed rushed in*

Greed: A lackluster gym filled with lackies that will be CRUSHED *sees Hiei* HEY IT'S THAT EMO BOY.

Hiei: MY NAME'S HIEI NOT THAT UGH

Greed: I knew you would come here, that's why I'm training extra hard to finally crush you.

Hiei: Whats the grudge with me anyways?

Greed: Eh you're like the only few I know that would be in this tournament.

Touya: *looking at Kurama* What's this guy anyways?

Kurama: Greed, an Homunculus that I presume owns a bar in the town that we were stuck in.

Touya: Oh

Greed: Yeah yeah I'm famous but Hiei, I want you to fight me NOW.

Hiei: To waste my energy on you, forget about it.

Greed: Ughhh, well you're too scared to fight me.

Hiei: Quite the opposite.

*Suddenly, claps can be heard*

Touya: Did anyone hear that?

*Other bystanders in the gym also get confused but a weird magician lands down on the ground while still clapping*

???: I can sense a lot of energy coming in this simple gym.

Gym Member: THATS HISOKA RUN

*Half of the people in the gym run*

Hiei: I have never heard of this guy in my life, why are they so scared of a simple clown.

Greed: Oh no...oh no....

Hisoka: We meet again Greed and you brought a few friends, no?

Greed: This isn't even my team, they're in the rooms relaxing.

Hisoka: Yes I see, I know Tien and Gantu and Martel are in the back and I can simply destroy their rooms in seconds but I don't feel like it.

Greed: Guys this is somebody you don't wanna mess with, he was called the Booty Snatcher back then when me and him went to clubs. He also likes little bo-

Hisoka: You liar, I am only interested in their power.

Greed: Never trust this guy, he also tried killing me on several occasions to see if I was dead or not to test my immortality.

Hisoka: You homunculi are all the same.

Hiei: So why are you here then?

Hisoka: To participate in the Tournament like everyone else but I'm going solo.

Touya: You can't go solo, you need three more members.

Hisoka: Well I hired three people from Craigslist to join and i just know they'll die instantly in the Brainrot Royale so I have nothing to worry about.

Touya: YOU'RE SIMPLY SACRIFICING PEOPLE'S LIVES JUST FOR YOU TO JOIN SOLO IN THIS? HOW EVIL ARE YOU

Hiei: To be fair, he's gonna struggle in this if going solo.

Greed: Oh no he won't, he'll absolutely decimate teams without being scratched.

Hisoka: He's right, also Hiei, I think I'm interested in your power as I can sense a lot coming from you and that red-haired beautiful guy right next to you.

Greed: See he's acting weird again.

Hiei and Kurama: *both gets creeped out*

Hisoka: Don't worry I won't do anything else also I do know you have a worthy team as I saw Martlet and Duster sleeping safe and soundly along with Yukina and Izumi which I presumably think they're affiliated with you guys.

Hiei: How do you know their names?

Hisoka: I just do.

Greed: Don't underestimate him Hiei, he can tell their name in seconds.

Hiei: Yeah I know that.

Greed: But still, IM BEATING YOUR ASS UP WHEN WE FIGHT.

Hiei: And i'll be bored beating you up.

Greed: BET

Hiei: You would instantly lose money by doing that.

Greed: UGH FUCK YOU.

Hisoka: Seems like we have a rivalry hmmm but I have to get going, toodles *flees off*

*The rest seem to train up but Touya is still worried about Hisoka*

<big>End Of Chapter 29</big>

Chapter 30: Firework Festival[edit | edit source]

Its the afternoon where shops, vendors, and restaurants all are shown under the sky where the whole tourist place is filled with many people coming in all over the world just for a glimpse of this place. Duster, Yukina, and Martlet are all walking in the vendor section while Duster has his hands in the back of his head bored as Martlet tries to make him excited until a thief steals some food from a vendor who tries chasing after him. Duster then steals a whole bag of food secretly where no one would know other than Martlet and Yukina of course.

Duster: So what do you guys think of this place other than the obvious scams around here as it is a tourist trap afterall.

Martlet: Don't say it like that, this place is WONDERFUL and i've never seen anything like it back home.

Duster: Yeah me too, we never had any stuff like that too.

Yukina: I’ve never been to a festival before. It all looks so…warm. Everyone seems so happy.

Duster: Really, for a place that's overcrowded and will have a 150% chance of getting a disease.

Martlet: WOAH look at that place *points to some Christmas stands* Christmas is like next month but i feel jolly as ever! C'mon Yukina lets go!

Both Yukina and Martlet goes to the Christmas stands searching for the winter stuff like snowflake souvenirs and other wintery stuff as they buy a lot while Duster sneakily steals a dirty magazine from some dweeb and starts reading it and then enters a game show where Duster roast's the host before getting kicked out by the audience and then stealing gear supplies and some clothes where the owner chases him but Duster quickly makes him stumble by using sleeping gas to make him asleep and then listening to people playing guitars and flutes and stuff like that where Duster joins them and plays the guitar to fascinate everyone.

By the time he was doing this, Yukina and Martlet were on small rides, taking photos in photo booths, and going to the shopping section in the main way where they buy Hiei some stuff at Hot Topic because Martlet already knew he would like this place. They then go to a Chinese buffet restaurant and are all stuffed up as Yukina spends money trying to get Hello Kitty toys at a Gachapon there. It's then nighttime now as Martlet and Yukina head off to the Firework Festival in the east where everyone is dressed up as Martlet quickly buys clothes to make them fit being there as the Firework show starts but Martlet is worried for Duster.

Martlet: Hey Yukina, have you seen Duster yet, I haven't seen him in awhile.

Yukina: Um......no I haven't.

Martlet: Im gonna go find him to bring him here ok, you wanna go to with me?

Yukina: *too distracted by the Fireworks*

Martlet: Well cya *heads off*

She then goes flying trying to search for Duster but then she flies towards a streetlamp and hurts her head but sees a bar where Duster is at but then he gets pushed into a crate where he was red-cheeked, swaying, and holding a mostly empty festival sake bottle.

Duster: Heeeyy… birdie… snow lady… lookit thish place… hic…

Martlet: Duster! You’re drunk? How did you get drunk in the first place?

Duster: It wash free sample… then… then not free sample… then… then more not free sample…

Martlet: You idiot, now lets go to the firework festival.

Duster: *stumbles toward the fireworks prep area where he tripped into a rack of mortar tubes, dragging half the fuses down with him as sparks burst everywhere*

Martlet: *notices and runs as fast as possible* DUSTER NOOOOOOO *grabs Duster by the collar and yanks him away as an explosion sets off*

The sky then exploded into a massive breathtaking storm of colors that fills the sky up and is very beautiful to watch as Yukina’s face lit up like she was seeing pure magic when she was seeing it and is amazed by it. Meanwhile, Martlet tries stern talking to Duster but he ignores it as she grabs him to fly with her but he's a little heavy but successfully gets him and brings Yukina too where all of them had fun. They show their souvenirs to Kurama which he likes and even got some rose-decorated. Hiei then gets his clothes and smiles.

Hiei: How did you know what stuff I liked?

Martlet: Oh it was really easy like there's a place called Hot Topic and-

Hiei: Interesting, well thanks a lot, I really appreciate it.

Martlet: Also where's Izumi at?

Hiei: I think at a dojo around here.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Cuts to Izumi in a dojo fighting some old guy*

Hiei: She'll be there for awhile.

Martlet: Soooooooo cool.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>They all then have a good time that night as Martlet, Hiei, Kurama, and Duster all prepare for the Brainrot Royale that will happen tomorrow*

SHORT STORY: Fassad is traveling alone by riding a weak horse as he constantly pushes it to it's maximum as he see's a large castle that has modern stuff inside. He instantly knows that it's his father's house AKA Lord Stupid III which is some lackluster guy and his wife that's the step mother to Fassad, which is Pearl from Steven Universe, alongside Lord Stupid IV who is currently smoking and making the worst music known to mankind in Friday Night Funking and fighting with Peter Griffin online to yell that he isn't a gamer.

You can tell Lord Stupid IV is very stupid indeed. Fassad then spends the night with his family as he tries bringing up his dead half-brother/bff, Steven DooDooverse, where they all get mad and kicks him out but he explicitly make the food in the oven burn and be pure black just to piss them off before riding off with his tired-old horse ready to return to Hämsterviel.

<big>End Of Chapter 30</big>

Chapter 31: Brainrot Royale[edit | edit source]

Today was the day for the Brainrot Royale, the challenge that the contenders need to overcome. Hiei and Kurama run fast in the morning to not be late while not waking Martlet and Duster at all. An hour later passes and Martlet woke up to shouting in the hotel hallway, doors slamming, hurried footsteps pounding across the carpet as she finally processes that today is the Brainrot Royale.

Martlet: DUSTER, WAKE UP IT'S TODAY!

*Duster rolled off the bed and hit the floor.*

Duster: five more minutes please *doozes off*

Martlet: THE THING HERE IS TODAY!

*Duster froze. Then his eyes widened.*

Duster:…Oh.

Within minutes, both of them were sprinting through the hotel lobby, half-dressed, dodging other competitors rushing out the doors. Outside, a subway entrance glowed with bright signs appears but people needs a password to get in, luckily every competitor has the password and were advised not to share it. Hundreds of fighters crowded around, all wearing metal bracelets showing different symbols and numbers. Martlet and Duster rushes inside with many people inside the crowds and then they see Hiei and Kurama standing near a a wall in the subway. Hiei constantly berates them on how they were late.

Duster: Then why didn't you wake us up?

Martlet: Yeah you would've but you didn't

Kurama: We wanted to get here very early and it would be your guys fault if you were even more late. Besides have you guys got your bracelet's yet?

Martlet: Uh no.

Kurama: Hiei give them their bracelets

*Hiei gives them their bracelets as it shows Team 34*

Duster: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Martlet: *punches Duster on the head in a goofy way*

Duster: Why'd you do that?

Martlet: Because you're being inappropriate >:(

Duster: Over laughing?

Hiei: I advise you guys to shut up, the instructor is coming.

The instructor arrives as everyone is dead silent, he orders one direction to the subway train as everyone is crowded in a few trains. Once the train stops at its current location, it reveals a dark place where there is a dark hole inside as everyone jumps down for their lives. The place they see now is the Brainrot Fields which is a dark area of Ohio which has brainrot beats that can attack anyone.

Instructor: Welcome to the Brainrot Royale. Ahead lies the Brainrot Fields, an unstable zone infested with brainrot monsters, environmental hazards, collapse pits, and MANY MORE TROUBLES ALONG THE WAY. 150 teams of four entered, only 64 teams qualify for the Ohio Tournament. The moment ONE member of your team reaches the end zone, your team qualifies. If a team member dies or is disqualified before then—your team continues at a disadvantage.

Hisoka claps slowly after his speech and then sees a nearby pit so he throws all of his teammates in a pit as he stares in Hiei's eyes. Hiei though is just staring and not caring one bit.

Random Fighter: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Another Fighter: YOU KILLED THEM!

The instructor doesn't say anything and continues on by counting down from 3....2.....1 and the whole round starts.

Martlet: Okay, let’s stay together. We can do this if we—

Hiei: Its survival of the fittest Martlet, its to prove how worthy you are in the tournament and if you just think friendship will win the day like how dumb are you.

Martlet: I just-

Kurama: Hiei's right.

Martlet: But its more easier and best if we do, we can destroy any monster in our way.

Hiei: *vanishes off*

Kurama: *vanishes off*

Martlet: Get on my back Duster, we'll catch up

Duster: *gets on her back and is too heavy*

Martlet: I..never knew you would be this heavy i mean you're skinny and all.....time's running out and.........im sorry *flaps her wings and takes off*

Duster: Dammit.

Many monsters within are here like Tung Tung Tung Sahur's using their bats to kill players or Uganda Knuckles obliterating people alone as Duster thankfully avoids them. Fucking Skibidi Toilets even has some people dead, its apparent that this tournament isn't for basic people that just got a deathwish. The sky is stormy and windy and even has a different colored sky, however brainrots can easily be stopped like the Gegagedigedagedago Chicken Nugget(yes very outdated meme) can be stopped by trying to eat them.

Duster has been running constantly but hasn't reached the end, Hiei slaughtered many that was in his way and was very fast, he was even one of the first ones to get there. Martlet has been facing flying Bombardiro Crocodilo's and won against them however they're making her very exhausted. Kurama easily solos this Royale by killing many, even a whole team that ganged up on him tried killing him but he killed them all with no mercy which even though Kurama is nice, he can do this without temptation.

Hisoka then sees Duster very exhausted and offers to help carry him. Duster knows this guy killed his own team butat this rate, he needs any help he can get. As Hisoka carries him, a cliff approaches and Hisoka throws him off, trying to prove if this guy has potential since the others he tried it on didn't and died in a gruesome way. Duster then wakes up and sees he has been thrown off and quickly uses Wall Staples to the cliff and gets up slowly as Hisoka thought he died but he didn't and gets up but he's even more exhausted.

Hisoka: Looks like i underestimated you darling.

Duster: YOU THROWN ME OFF A CLIFF, YOU'RE LUCKY I CAN'T GET YOU RIGHT NOW.

Hisoka: I just wanted to see how good you were and i can carry you over there if you wanted me too hmm.

Duster: NO!

Hisoka: This time im telling the truth, why would i be stupid to do the same thing.

Duster: You have a poi-*collapses on the ground*

Hisoka: I'll take that as a yes.

Both of them arrive at the end as Martlet hugs Duster very tightly that he survived but is confused that Hisoka was helping him. Hisoka then says they have to replay him soon before walking off. That means that their whole team survived and is ready for the tournament.

10 HOURS LATER...

The four then realize their first battle is in January as the final battle for the first round as they all gets a little disappointed that they have to wait a long time.

<big>End Of Chapter 31</big></text>

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