Butters Stotch
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Leopold McSixSeven "Butters" Stotch (born 9/11), better known by his professional alias and business moniker Professor Victor "Vic" Chaos (ビクター・「ヴィック」・カオス教授, Bikutā`vu~ikku' Kaosu Kyōju), is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @$$ Hawaiian/U'yinlehan supervillain who currently resides as a prisoner in a "mental asylum" in the planet of U'yinleh, speaking of which, he is the duke of the unrecognized Duchy of Cummalot which is located in that planet. Growing up in an abusive and strict household, he would later become a master con artist who maliciously sells NFTs that has some weird unexplainable energy/virus stored inside each one. The energy would then start to slowly infect and possess one's soul until it sucked the owner completely dry and they'd end up becoming extremely skinny in which their skeleton would show before dying a very humiliating and torturous death thereafter. A proud member of the Freaky SUSiety, he once sucked on Dan's balls.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Leopold McSixSeven Stotch was born on 9/11 in Lahaina, Hawaii to Stephen and Linda Stotch. Prior to his birth, his parents met at a strip club in L.A. in the 90s, being both high as shit on LSD. While having horrifying psychedelic visions of the Egyptian sun god Ra, they immediately fell in love and would later fuck in a pig shed in a rural California farm. They would soon amass enough money to move to Hawaii, which is where they would give birth to Chaos despite the fact that they had condoms on while fucking.
Naming him Leopold, people would soon nickname him "Butters" due to his prominent blonde hair. His parents hated him for existing since he wasn't planned and as such attempted various cartoonishly absurd ways to kill him off, such as dropping him on a deserted Pacific island and dropping a 999999 megaton tsar bomba on his head; which somehow didn't affect him in the slightest, highlighting his OPness. The authorities eventually found out about the vile shit these two were doing to their son and thus they forcibly removed the Stotch family from Hawaii, leaving them to become homeless nomads scavenging for food, namely human flesh, until they spotted real estate in the snowy mountain town of Steamboat Springs, Colorado. This was the town in which Chaos would spend the remainder of his childhood living in, for better or for worse but mostly worse as his unluckiness increased tenfold. Such as being constantly bullied and manipulated by some fat kid, somehow unintentionally ending people while tap-dancing, growing balls on his chin and even more family drama somehow.