Big Dick Randy
not to be confused with Stan's dad
““ON HALLOWEEN THERE WILL BE A NIGGA YOU GON TAKE HIS PEEN”
— DigBar
““Dear all trick or treaters, I'm coming back for that ass! If I ain't get that butt last year, then this year it's getting smashed! I ain't pulling up in no granny costume, that shit hard to run in! I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gonna get this fun in!”
— Big Dick Randy
““I take a look at my enormous penis!!!!!”
— Big Dick Randy
Randall J. Bigdickinson (ランドール・ビッグディキンソン, Randōru Biggudikinson), famously known as Big Dick Randy (ビッグディック・ランディ, Biggudikku Randi), is a true ass 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻. He has a whole fuckin song dedicated to him despite the fact that he only cums out every October 31st (he's actually dead any other day and rises from his grave on Halloween) just to fuck trick-or-treaters. He says he does this because "they're good as fuck and are part of God's Gang" and he's also just horny as fuck and wants bitches. Out of everyone, Tiny Dick Jack is his 1# bitch and he gay fucks him everyday since he drags him down to his grave every time Halloween ends and fucks him anally all year. He also tapes corns on his dick and shoves them up Jax's ass which is the canon reason to why he's kalampokiphobic (goose said so).
Due to his legendary and Omniversal status among Halloween culture, Randy is the ultimate enemy and threat to all benevolent Halloween spirits and beings like the King of Halloween, Jack Skellington, and the entirety of the Frightside including it's Halloween God: Isaac Ashburg. Randy is the reason why Halloween is Enrique's favorite holiday and time of the year as he always looks forward to seeing his pal Randy terrorize and rape fellow normies.
Personality
Big Dick Randy is a psychotic, sadistic, ruthless, maniacal, disgusting pervert with a sick obsession with raping people on Halloween (and on one instance Christmas). Randy takes great pride in his actions, shows no shame in them and even likes to spread fear and panic among people. He put up posters of him ripping people’s butts off and even went out of his way to taunt people about his horrific plans to rape people on Halloween and tell them they can’t escape or stop him. Although he did give DigBar a chance to stop him in one-on-one duel he didn’t even show him respect and called him a “big bitch” insisting he would not win. He also lacks any honor or integrity as despite promising to disappear if DigBar wins their fight he goes back on his word and continues to rape people on Halloween.
Trivia
- Ballin' by Roddy Ricch is his favorite music video, for no reason in particular.
