Calvindergara
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Real Name |
Calvin Chopped DerGarabedian | |
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Sexuality |
Homosexual | |
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Height |
4 feet | |
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Weight |
Fat | |
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Complexion |
Chopped mold | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Instagrammer | |
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Criminal Record |
Chopped | |
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Rank |
No aura | |
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Onlyfans |
@chopped_cheeks | |
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Status |
Sadly alive | |
Calvindergara (full name Calvin Chopped DerGarabedian[1], simply known as that one chopped mf) is an unsuccessful fitness influencer, only known for being drawn by bedlam drawings and jerked on by frxnce.fit, which is the only reason he has any relevance at all. He has no aura, no bitches and no money.
He has a chronic eye condition that causes it to sink 5mm each month.[2]
He is currently six months pregnant, however it is unknown who the father is.
History
Calvin was originally a form of mold found in the DerGarabedian's garbage bin that shaped the form of a baby. Out of pure pity for how chopped he was, he was adopted. However, he soon became irrelevant when his adoptive brother Brock was born, who had more aura.
Completely forgotten he started an Instagram account no one gave a fuck about, until he was discovered by bedlam drawings. Many people think bedlam draws him ugly, however bedlam actually just removes the heavy Photoshop from his posts and shows how Calvin really looks like.
For a short time he had beef and then cooperated with stephenalexandertv, who is Calvin's more chopped twin brother from the bin, just that unlike Calvin the DerGarabedian family didn't even want to adopt him and just threw him out the window.
The war between him and bedlam settled for a bit, until someone named frxnce.fit joined and started to create videos jerking on Calvin. No one knows how he is even jerkable but okay frxnce, whatever you're into.
He now got cursed by a series of Instagram gifs that get spammed into all his comment sections.
He married bedlam in 2025 in Puerto Rico after he cracked him.[3]
In 2025 Calvin, bedlam, and frxnce.fit went on a trip to Thailand, where they had a threesome. Calvin got pregnant, but it is unknown whether bedlam or frxnce.fit is the father.
Family
 DerGarabedian HOT momma |  DerGarabedian dad (if he exists) | Garbage Bin | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 Brock (aura) |  Calvin (no aura) |  Bedlam or Frxnce | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 Calvin's son | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Name Origin
Calvin comes from the Latin word Calvino meaning chopped, very unatractive or auraless.[4][5]
Trivia
- Pays with his facecard, however it has no balance.
- He pronounces gif as jif.
Gallery
Calvin as a child
Calvin being pregnant
References
- ↑ USA birth certificate library
- ↑ just look at him
- ↑ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQFm7aJj6ro/?hl=de
- ↑ made it up
- ↑ also made it up
Comments
Just wanna see how the new comment add on works.
-- Nacho-dipsauce14 (talk) 17:45, 6 February 2026 (EST)
for css testing
-- Nacho-dipsauce14 (talk) 17:56, 6 February 2026 (EST)