Mustafa Musa Mahmud Mejid Mehmed Adnan Ertuğrul Ahmed Betül Dilşad Ibrahim Cansu Yusuf Eylül Adil Elif Saad Ibn Abdelaziz Ibn Ali Ismael Esmanur Shik Balla Thalem Gamze Shawarma Walayt Buğra Aytaç Adem Göker Fikriye Fatma Ceyhun Cahit Direnç Burak Bayezid Altan Abdul Abdullahi Abdurrahman Aziz Emir Demir Selim Orhan Osman II, famously known as Sultan Gassy or Dr. Gastronomical II, is a Turkish businessman, sex worker, co-founder of Gasworks, and current sultan of the Ottoman Empire. Dr. Gastronomical is one the last remaining Funk Giants alive, alongside, the Incredible Gassy and Sgt. Braphog. His goal in life is to protect the status quo from threats and radical terrorists, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial, throughout Earth's history. But he focuses more so on the extraterrestrial threats due to other vigilantes like Fanboy and Chum Chum doing much of his job in the early 21st century.
Mustafa was born in İzmir, located in present-day Eastern Anatolia (Ottoman Empire), on June 30, 1867, to his parents Mohammed Gassan and Bowser Gassy III. His father, Mohammed, was the current Sultan of the Ottoman Empire at the time, having recently conquered the Imperial Mango Kingdom in the Sixty-Seventh Diddenbludden Crusade. Mustafa's childhood was spent in luxury thanks to his father's power and his status as future heir to the Ottoman throne. He lived in a privately owned palace with his mother.
Mustafa attended a private school where he was taught military tactics and how to use his gas for self-defence. He was appointed general of sixty-seven elite battalions known as the Green Storm, a paramilitary group used to quell uprisings across the Empire. However, the army was severely weakened in the aftermath of the Russo-Turkish War. Many Balkan nations were freed in the process, all equally hostile to the Ottoman Empire. Furthermore, Mustafa´s commandment of sixty-seven Green Storm battalions dropped down to just fourty-one. Planned replacements for the killed soldiers mainly consisted of new conscripts, making the Empire de-facto defenseless. This was proven with the Cretan Revolts of 1897-1898 that allowed Greek insurrectionaries to take over the island. They had received supplies and diplomatic support from the United Kingdom, France, Russia, and later Austria-Hungary and Germany. As a result, the Ottomans were forced to retreat and grant Crete its demanded autonomy. Mustafa was outraged-- both from the betrayal of a former ally, The British, and the incompetence of his father to handle the situation and fix the army. An emboldened guerrilla group of ethnic Greeks in İzmir known as the Anti-Gassy Anatolian Liberation Army (AGALA) to try and capitalize off of it. The group theorized that assassinating the Sultan's son, Mustafa, would leave no future successor to the throne that would cause a crisis and lead to a civil war. (Izmir Palace Raid of 1903) The armed group of sixty-seven broke into the palace at 6:41 PM, searching the area for Mustafa. In summary, their mission was a failure as Mustafa anticipated the attack many hours earlier via his 667 IQ and warnings from the Green Storm Investigation Unit. Mustafa ambushed them, and a fierce battle broke out in the living room. Mustafa eventually killed all the intruders, but his mother was murdered in the process by an AGALA associate while the palace burned down. This traumatic event started the beginning Mustafa's eternal hatred and state of war towards the Greeks.
After the incident, Mustafa moved to a hillside house in Ankara, where he wrote a manifesto titled "My Gassy Tales." The document detailed the events palace raid and his desire for revenge against the Greeks. When Mohammed died in 1908, a grand ceremony in the Ottoman capital, Istanbul, was planned to announce Mustafa's inauguration as the new heir. However, before this could happen, the Young Turks rebelled. They demanded that Mustafa restore the Constitution and schedule an election. Mustafa, tired of rebels wreaking havoc all around, released his gas across the Empire and killed whoever associated with the Young Turks.
The gas spread to Southern Europe, the Arabian Peninsula, Iran, and the Caucasus, causing widespread disruption. This incident is known as the "Stinky Silence" due to the thick, green smog and putrid stench that lingered for weeks that caused many to pass out or die. The international community condemned Mustafa and the Ottoman Empire as the culprits of the tragedy. Sanctions were placed on the nation along with a bounty of two million for Mustafa. Threatening his safety and the economic restrictions was the final straw for Mustafa. He severed ties with the Triple Entente and reformed the House of Osman into a tightly centralized military dictatorship to prevent further political polarization and internal rebellions. His new authoritarian rule would continue, even while facing numerous assassination attempts from foreigners, AGALA militants and Turkish traitors alike.
The First Balkan War broke out on October 8, 1912-- where the quadruple alliance of Serbia, Greece, Montenegro and Bulgaria declared war on the Ottomans to push them out of Europe. However, with the modernization of the Ottoman Army and expansion of the Green Storm paramilitary, the war would see a decisive victory for the Mustafa regime. After defeating Serbia, Montenegro and pushing the Greeks to a siege in Athens, the army would begin approaching Sofia where the Russians threatened to intervene if they were to continue engaging. Mustafa ignored them, and pressed on to battling the Bulgarians in their capital city. Russia would declare war in response, but would quickly face territorial losses and defeats in strategic battles in the Caucasus. The First Balkan War would end in a conditional Russian surrender where they agreed upon the terms of the Ottoman presented peace treaty: Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria and all occupied Greek territories would be directly annexed. Russia relinquishes their advancements in Persian internal affairs and has to retreat from the Southern Caucasus (Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan and Dagestan) which would be granted to the Ottomans as a series of puppet states that would eventually be annexed. Lastly, Bowser Gassy would become the leader of the Albanian vilayet that would be expanded into Serbia and Greece.
On June 28, 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary was assassinated by a Serb nationalist aligned with the Black Hand. Following a series of diplomatic and military escalations, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia-- an action that would kickstart the intervention of other nations that would mark the beginning of World War One. Mustafa was approached by German and Austro-Hungarian diplomats. Initially reluctant, (since the Austrians were supported the Cretan revolts four and a half decades ago) the promise of additional territorial expansion and military funding to defeat the Greeks allured Mustafa to relent and declare war on the Entente on October 29, 1914.
As the man left the gassy alleyway bare naked, he caught sight of a world that was in great peril from the abuse of Andrew Ditch with a persona he awoken with the power to unleash other demons created by man's emotions to rein pain and havoc against their creators. The newborn man knew what he must now to stop those parent killers.
Personality
Compared to the former who talks like he just goes on and on about this and that, this form has an easier time with how to socialize with others, even having a stronger air of authority around him, despite the higher pitch in voice. He can however get flustered when at a breaking point, usually when letting out a big cloud. The tweed theming now replaced with a more regal and Muslim appearance. He is also now more outwardly self centered in his behavior.
He is can be seen behaving inquisitively and looking down upon his enemies when he scolds them for their fatherless behavior. He still knows how to have a good time, beyond just brapping, and has room to act humorously amongst his companions, with earlier episodes, showing he had a interest for silly hats.
Censorship
By the end of Season 4, the show had received heavy criticism, notably by Mr. Enter at the time, for all the fart jokes played in the series, calling it dumb, gross and meanspirited. It was reluctantly decided by the higher ups that for Season 5: Dr. Gastronomical would never fart, burp or do anything gassy, not even once during that time. This has given him the nickname by fans at this point of the show as Sultan Normal.
The season is widely considered to be really, really bad. Causing the viewing figures to drop by 60% and the change brought in was widely panned for censoring a core aspect of the show and for decaying much of the writing. So much so. They finally made him gassy again by 'Mr Enter Goes to a Dubai Porta Potty'.
However there are still hipsters out there that will say the episodes where there is no gas relief to be the best the franchise had to offer.
Shortly after being reborn, a threat emerges in Ruckersville, Virginia. Andrew Ditch now with an awoken persona, unleashes the demons of Kaneko upon the world to watch the world burn. The three fought them back to the dimensional merging gateways from whence they came.
The Doctor and Delma discover that the alien slug: Sil, from the Learsi has been collecting revenue from LiveLeak via court case aiding and in the underground compiled death porn tapes, located in Londongrad. The Doc and Del learn from sleuthing in the London black market that Sil plans to use this revenue to blow up Earth to make room for an interplanetary highway from his home planet to Super India. The reason why he is collecting human revenue is so that he will have enough humans to consent with the destruction of their planet, having to abide by intergalactic law.
The Doctor and Delma had to find a way to cut his source of revenue and foil his business.
Doctor Gassy devises a plan, using an AI generator from the future to trick the 2021 world into associating the New Zealand Mosque shooting with LiveLeak. Forcing it to receive enough negative attention to shut it down.
Delma celebrates the epic win against Sil with a CobraJFS drink combo: Baileys, vodka, rum, vanilla ice cream, toffee Yoghurt, whiskas chicken meat and garlic.
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The Emperor's New Toilet
Season 5
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Maitá
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Gorzheenni's Great Gorginny
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Call of Skibidi
The Silver Jew
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Dr.Insano!'s Insane Zoo For Insane Animals
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9 Pounds
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The Money Man's Revenge
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Gorilla
The Great Mewing of St. Richards
Season 6
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The Smuglies
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Goodbye Bitchiro
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The Legend of Peter The Patriot
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Spoon Bombers
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Alexander Lukashenko Gets Brutally and Anally Raped By Hunter Biden
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The Strange Problem of The Tonic Master
The Earth that Fell Towards The World
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Dr. Gastronomical Dies
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Toe of Satan
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Death
During his trip to Armenia, Bald and Bankrupt tricked Willow and Dr. Gastronomical to be sold to Andrew Tate and his human trafficking program to be used as his living gas chamber to punish resilient slaves, with Benjamin taking Willow for himself to be his sex slave. Tate locked up Dr. Gastronomical into his gas chamber basement, in Romania, armed with Romanian mercs. Luckily one of the slaves hid a matchstick and spontaneously planned with the doc to use it to help sacrifice the doctor's life and blow through the guards with the explosion, escape and stop Tate. The doctor crawling with his life reached the phone still working to order a pizza to Tate's condo and aid in his exposure and arrest for human trafficking, before drawing his last breath. His corpse was found by a mysterious gangsters, to sell his dead body.
