Grug

Grug is the strongest leader in Sid Meier's Civilization VII, as he can stop Ghandi's nukes from attacking his Croods with just his pinky finger and throw them right back at India. He's also got so much Grug, A.K.A. rizz, that he can win a Diplomatic Victory Point every time he builds an obelisk. He also invented the English Language after thinking that caveman sounds weren't enough.

He might be the previous past life of Satan.